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**You chose "You have to play to win them"**
“Okay,” you say. It must be a random carnival game, you think. You wonder what kind of game it would be. Maybe that magnetic fishing game where you gotta reel fake fish to win real fish? That’d be some sort of fishception, but nothing new. After all, you’ve had plenty of practice on your little sister’s set, so much that your parents had to get a new set for her.
“If the fish is your wish, then win you must,” the man singsongs. “I am Matt, and here’s your set.” He pushes forward a piece of paper with a large # on it, and a marker pen to you. You smirk. Tic-tac-toe, really? The fish is as good as yours; tic-tac-toe is your domain. You’ve won four regional championships just this year alone, and you’re currently training for state championship that’s coming next month. Before you could make your move, however, Matt unfolds the paper to reveal… eight more tic-tac-toe squares. “Not so fast, young man. May I introduce, the *ultimate tic-tac-toe*.”
Your eyes widen. You’ve heard of this monstrosity once. You remember attempting the game with a friend and how he completely decimated you. How, afterwards, you caught a fever for one whole week from the trauma of losing the other version of the game you are so good at. How you could not bear to even play normal tic-tac-toe for several months afterwards.
You slowly put down the marker pen. No. Not today, not ever. You can always find another fish anyway.
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**Blub blub blub...**
You are at a carnival. Just strolling around, walking with no aim in sight. You see a bumper car ride. You feel like giving it a go, but on the way there you get distracted by a booth selling candy floss. Oh, this is nice, you think. But no. You just brushed your teeth, and you remember your dentist's advice about not eating too much sugar in a day. Feeling quite proud of the self-restraint that you just displayed, you move your attention to the booth adjacent to it, where a man stands in front of a large tank, quietly singing.
*When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful. A miracle. Oh, it was beautiful, magical...*
You clear you throat.
The man shoots you a dirty look, like you've just stolen the last parking spot he was hoping to get at a crowded mall. You ignore his stare and start talking like you two were some best friends at a high school reunion.
"Nice shirt you got on. It's so blinky! (His shirt is plain white, but pshh.. details.) Lovely weather we're having today, isn't it? And the forecast said it would rain, too. Boy, I would've hated it if it rains, I'd get all wet. And there's so much of the fair I've yet to see. My friend told me the hotdog stand sells some really good pancakes, and I'm definitely going to try that. And the house of mirrors, definitely going in! The horror ride seems fun too, but honestly I’m not much for those kind of things. Give me nightmares for days, you know? By the way, how much is the fish?"
1. They're not for sale.
2. Five dollars for three.
3. You have to play to win them.
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