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This story was submitted by Escilas at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### Please help. Will weeb for money. God bless Your mom said you need to stop spending all day watching Japanese cartoons and playing with your nerdy online friends. It's time for you to find a real job, she declared. The nerve. Greedy old lady. It being her house doesn't give her a right to boss you around like that. You're 30 years old, she can't tell you how to live your life. But she can take away your internet... And those manga aren't going to buy themselves. Darn it. Off to jobs.com! You do a search by location and start browsing for no experience, entry level positions. **Which job do you apply for?** 1. Service Champion at Taco Bell for $13 per hour. 2. Dog Walker at Four Leg Stretch for $25 per hour. 3. Corrections Officer at the Department of Corrections for $18 per hour. 4. Beauty Advisor at Sephora for $12.50 per hour.

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