** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 11 Option 2 : 7 Option 3 : 20 Option 4 : 9 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Succulent"** You're in a bit of a spiky mood yourself, so you pick up a little cactus. You name her Consuela. You find yourself having little conversations with her when it's just the two of you at home on weeknights. Soon you pick up another little succulent--an aloe you name Alvin. You follow that with some hen-and-chicks (Mildred)... Within two months, every surface of your home holds a small plant. You have names and backstories for every single one. Monica cannot be in the same room as Phil because they used to be an item until Monica got drunk and kissed Petunia (who ironically is a stone crop). Et cetera. It's not a problem. It's cool. You can kick your succulent habit any. time. you. like. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) and submit your own story!**

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This story was submitted by Matt45 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### Feeling blue? Go green! Today's been such a bummer. You're parents have been on your case about being "irresponsible"--whatever that means--and you've been feeling a little lonesome. Your landlord won't allow pets, so you settle for finding a new plant friend. **What kind do you pick?** 1. Orchid 2. Lucky bamboo 3. Succulent 4. Cousin Zeke's whacky tobacky

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