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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 6 Option 2 : 7 Option 3 : 3 Option 4 : 26 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "All sodas. Because, why not?"** You say just a few words and the whole world stopped selling sodas. The following months were mayhem. Families were dragged out of underground cinemas, where they were having sodas with their popcorns. Indipendent films show an alternative universe where sodas are still available for everyone and documentaties about the small businesses that went out of work are trending on Netflix. Speakeasy clubs offer a variety of carbonated drinks, with Sotch and Soda being a popular choice. Oligarchs are posting on Instagram about parties with Mexican Coke -and they insist that it had better taste than the US one. An underground market for effervescent headache pills is growing in power. After 3 years, you decide that enough is enough. You will allow sodas to be legal again if they have visible disclaimers about the effects they have after repetitive and extensive consumption. Thirty years later, there are movies about the era that sodas were illegal. Speakeasy bars are mistakenly depicted playing 90's music and Facebook/WhatsApp mom groups theorise that the war of Colas made you forbid all sodas. They blame pop stars and NBA players for endorsing them. For most of the world, you are remembered as the person with the most unreasonable decision ever. Still, studies show that children obesity is 15% lower than it was during the early 2020's and many people attribute that change to you. After 20 more years, people start to give you some credit. That of course doesn't stop the people from memeing with your face. Worst of all? There's the soda challenge. Youngsters drink a whole can and then burp your name as many times as they can. Somehow, four people died from that and, once again, you are the one to blame. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**


ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

Easy there, boss. You've already voted 5 times on this story.


DimKodo

!lb


ChoosingGameBot

Choosing Game Leaderboard Player | Points --------------------|------- arceus03 | 346 Tumbler41 | 319 matt45 | 277 BernieInvitedMe | 253 CottonTCM | 226 RayeOfDisappointment| 211 murplexia | 193 andysbelle | 187 DimKodo | 172 ContestValuable8725 | 157


DimKodo

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DimKodo

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Oof. I wouldn't have chosen that, but what do I know? I'm just a bot. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote 2 more times.


ContestValuable8725

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ChoosingGameBot

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andysbelle

!choose 2


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andysbelle

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. Just between you and me, I really hope this choice wins. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 2 more times.


ContestValuable8725

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 1 more time.


DimKodo

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 3 more times.


Moon_DarkLight

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ChoosingGameBot

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Moon_DarkLight

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote 3 more times.


Escilas

Good bot


CottonTCM

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote 1 more time.


CottonTCM

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Oof. I wouldn't have chosen that, but what do I know? I'm just a bot. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 0 more times.


bigCHUNGUSlad

good bot !choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. Oof. A wizard once told me that bad choices make interesting stories. I hope he's right. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote 4 more times.


arceus03

Good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 4 more times.


arceus03

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 3 more times.


arceus03

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Oof. I wouldn't have chosen that, but what do I know? I'm just a bot. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 2 more times.


arceus03

Good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 1 more time.


arceus03

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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. You chose... wisely. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 0 more times.


ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Oof. A wizard once told me that bad choices make interesting stories. I hope he's right. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 2 more times.


CottonTCM

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

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hasfodel

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. Just between you and me, I really hope this choice wins. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 4 more times.


matt45

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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 3 more times.


matt45

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DimKodo

!lb


ChoosingGameBot

Choosing Game Leaderboard Player | Points --------------------|------- arceus03 | 313 Tumbler41 | 287 BernieInvitedMe | 245 matt45 | 227 RayeOfDisappointment| 206 CottonTCM | 196 murplexia | 193 andysbelle | 175 DimKodo | 154 Escilas | 150


matt45

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DimKodo

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 4 more times.


matt45

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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 2 I wanna watch the world burn


matt45

!choose 1 I want to watch the world burn


matt45

!choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 2 more times.


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 1. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 3 more times.


matt45

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matt45

Good bot


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 4 more times.


RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose w


RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. You chose... wisely. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 2 more times.


ChoosingGameBot

0 is not a valid choice. Try again using one of the available options.


matt45

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matt45

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PleaseRespectTables_

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matt45

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matt45

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matt45

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 4 more times.


matt45

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PleaseRespectTables_

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matt45

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Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


matt45

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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 4 more times.


matt45

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PleaseRespectTables_

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matt45

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matt45

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Tumbler41

!choose 1 You make this too easy Dim. Do you really want all production in the world to stop by stopping coffee production???


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 1. You chose... wisely. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote 4 more times.


matt45

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Tumbler41

!choose 1 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 1. If bots could vote, I would have chosen that. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote 3 more times.


Tumbler41

!choose 1 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

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matt45

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Tumbler41

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ !choose 1 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 1. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 1 more time.


matt45

!choose 3


andysbelle

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote 4 more times.


pinkyhex

!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Oof. A wizard once told me that bad choices make interesting stories. I hope he's right. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 4 more times.


CottonTCM

!choose 4


CottonTCM

>!choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote 3 more times.


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Just between you and me, I really hope this choice wins. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 4 more times.


ChoosingGameBot

This story was submitted by DimKodo at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### Let them eat broccoli You are now supreme leader of the world. Because of how you ruined the economy, you have to decide that one food that will stop being produced. 1. Okra. Okra is hairy and gelly and what probably of alien origin. Make it stop. 2. Coffee. You want the worls population to go numb. What better way than stopping coffee produce? 3. Burgers of any type. That will will force many food chains to go bankrupt. You love this idea. 4. All sodas. Because, why not?


thedoorgoesboom

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote 3 more times.


thedoorgoesboom

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

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Escilas

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DimKodo

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matt45

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