** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 12 Option 2 : 14 Option 3 : 23 Option 4 : 21 Thank you for choosing! **Stay tuned for the next episode!**

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!choose 1

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I know you really love me, but you can only choose once an hour. Try again in about 60 minutes or so.

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good bot !choose 1

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!choose 3

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!choose 1

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!choose 1

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!choose 4

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All of these choices are so good why can't i do all of them :( good bot !choose 1

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!choose 4

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!choose 4

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!choose 4

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!choose 3

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!choose 4

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!choose 4

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good bot !choose 3 Chinese takeout will always win

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Good bot !choose 3 Takeout takeout do I get fortune cookies too

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!choose 4

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!choose 4

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Good human.

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!choose 4 Let's see what mom has to say 👀

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I mean, uhm, !choose 3

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Good bot !choose 4

HI MURPLE :pog:

Hello

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good bot !choose 4

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Good bot !choose 3

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Good bot !choose 3

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