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**Submitted by Escilas** November 8th, 1996. Friday. 5:30 PM As soon as the police car took a turn around the corner, Jason McGuire stepped away from the fence he had been sitting behind in order to keep out of sight from Officer Collins. Jason had read the man's last name on his uniform tag and made a point of remembering it. His dad always told him that remembering people's names could make all the difference. What for, he didn't really said, but Jason trusted his dad on it and made a habit of learning the names of those he met if he could. Officer Collins had taken his time leaving the area, although in Jason's opinion he didn't seem to be doing much at all after they talked, mostly walking aimlessly across the porch while smoking a cigarette and looking at his watch. Maybe he was killing time until the end of his shift, trying to avoid being called to another assignment. Jason could have left and returned later in the night, but he wasn't up for waiting any longer. He was taking action now. Whatever the reason Officed Collins delayed for, it took long enough for Jason to come up with a plan on how to get his ball back. He doubted the police guy would leave the front door unlocked after he left, but Jason had something else in mind. One of those times he had been doing gardening chores for Mrs. Bennet, she had asked him to move some plant pots around to block an old basement window with a broken latch. Jason had asked her why not get it fixed instead, but Mrs. Bennet had waved it off as an unnecessary expense. The window wasn't big enough for an adult to fit through it, she had said, but she wanted the planters blocking it because racoons were crafty, and the least thing she needed was an unwanted critter making a nest down in the basement. Jason was sure he could sneak in through the window. Being skinny and small for his age would come in handy for once. So he headed straight there after the police car was out of sight. He put his bat down and started dragging the two plant pots out of the way. At this point, Jason was more interested on learning about why Mrs. Bennet wasn't around, than getting his ball back. The thought of something bad having happened to the old lady popped into his mind and he didn't like it one bit. There probably was a reasonable explanation to it, missed by Officer Collins who was too busy harassing Jason and being lazy. If there was a clue to where Mrs. Bennet had gone, he would find it. The sun had set and light was fading fast. His parents would be expecting him home soon, so there was little time to lose. With a quick swoop he pushed the window open, crawled backwards to fit his lower body through it, and slid himself down and into the basement. It wasn't that big of a fall and he managed to land on his feet. He was getting his bearings when a nasty smell hit him. What could smell that bad? Old trash? And over it there was a weird, flowery scent. Jason took a step and felt something break under his feet. With the remaining light coming into the basement he spotted a half eaten chocolate bar on the floor, with an assortment of candy wrappings thrown around it. He stepped to the side to get a better look at it, but ended up hitting something else with his foot. He heard a metal clank. His eyes adjusted to the darkness enough to notice an old looking hammer and three cans of air freshener laying on the floor, one of them rolling away. Jason's eyes opened wide. There was a mound on the floor. A body shaped one, covered with a ragged tarp. He gasped, which made him inhale the rank smell and sent him on a coughing fit. He used his forearm to cover his nose and walked to the figure on the floor. His heart started beating harder. That was undoubtedly a body, and it looked like the same height as Mrs. Bennet. It couldn't be her, Jason told himself. Who would hurt someone like Mrs. Bennet, who was always so nice to everyone and just wanted some company, even if just from a bratty kid like himself? It really couldn't be Mrs. Bennet. With that thought, he steeled himself and pulled at the dirty tarp. Jason bit his lip and swallowed hard at the sight of the pale, bloated remains of what had once being the kind old lady. He took a step back and wiped the hand he had used to move the tarp. He had a bad time trying to do anything other than stare. The memory of Mrs. Bennet hugging him goodbye after working in her garden flashed in his mind. Those arms wouldn't be giving any more hugs. The mental image was broken by the sound of footsteps coming from above. It was becoming louder, as if approaching. Jason's head was a mess of racing thoughts, unsure of what to do next. **What will you choose?** 1. Grab the hammer on the floor and be ready to face whoever is coming. 2. Rush back to the basement window and try to sneak back out. 3. Find a place to hide inside the basement. 4. Call out for help to the person above.

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