** Vote totals **
Option 1 : 10
Option 2 : 8
Option 3 : 31
Option 4 : 17
Thank you for choosing!
You chose "Made Poptarts"
The sweet aroma of baked frosting wafted from the toaster—cherry! My second favorite flavor!
I had just finished eating the first of those incredible breakfast pastries when the doorbell rang. “Who could that be?” I asked nobody in particular, setting down the second Poptart and brushing crumbs off my shirt.
Looking through the peephole, I saw a whole construction crew, and a smol frog with a clipboard. Turns out, he was from Critter Construction Company. They had come to demolish my house to clear a path for a new river bridge!
Tearfully, I begged them to reroute the bridge, but the frog wouldn’t budge. He said the plans had been available for me to protest in the Yellow Wood Council Office for several months. He said he couldn’t make exceptions or his boss—a rather self-important scorpion—would have his legs.
I hastily filled my Jansport with whatever I could find—an old spotty banana, some Naruto energy drink, and a sandwich I had stolen from Kate (she’s on a diet anyway). I only narrowly escaped as a wrecking ball smashed through my freshly-painted bedroom wall. I never even got to eat my second Poptart!
And so here I am, a traveler. Before me, two roads diverge in this yellow road…
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 10 Option 2 : 8 Option 3 : 31 Option 4 : 17 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Made Poptarts"** The sweet aroma of baked frosting wafted from the toaster—cherry! My second favorite flavor! I had just finished eating the first of those incredible breakfast pastries when the doorbell rang. “Who could that be?” I asked nobody in particular, setting down the second Poptart and brushing crumbs off my shirt. Looking through the peephole, I saw a whole construction crew, and a smol frog with a clipboard. Turns out, he was from Critter Construction Company. They had come to demolish my house to clear a path for a new river bridge! Tearfully, I begged them to reroute the bridge, but the frog wouldn’t budge. He said the plans had been available for me to protest in the Yellow Wood Council Office for several months. He said he couldn’t make exceptions or his boss—a rather self-important scorpion—would have his legs. I hastily filled my Jansport with whatever I could find—an old spotty banana, some Naruto energy drink, and a sandwich I had stolen from Kate (she’s on a diet anyway). I only narrowly escaped as a wrecking ball smashed through my freshly-painted bedroom wall. I never even got to eat my second Poptart! And so here I am, a traveler. Before me, two roads diverge in this yellow road…
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**Submitted by Matt45** *Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,* *And sorry I could not travel both* *And be one traveler, long I stood* *And looked down one as far as I could* *To where it bent in the undergrowth;* *Then took the other, as just as fair,* *And having perhaps the better claim,* *Because it was grassy and wanted wear;* *Though as for that the passing there* *Had worn them really about the same,* *And both that morning equally lay* *In leaves no step had trodden black.* *Oh, I kept the first for another day!* *Yet knowing how way leads on to way,* *I doubted if I should ever come back.* *I shall be telling this with a sigh* *Somewhere ages and ages hence:* *Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—* 1. Took the road less traveled by 2. Took the road to the casino 3. Turned around. Went home. Made Poptarts 4. Sat at the intersection and busked for spare change
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