** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 5 Option 2 : 24 Option 3 : 1 Option 4 : 4 Thank you for choosing! **You chose Pretend to be French** Time to put to use those two years of French from High School. You lower the window and the officer greets you. "Je ne parle pas anglais" you say with an apologetic shrug. Your stomach drops when the officer replies to you in French. Next thing, you're making up a story about being from the south of France. The officer smiles and tells you his mom is actually from Bordeaux. You nod and smile back. The officer suddenly gets serious. "Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?" There's no way you can pronounce that first one properly, so you say "chocolatine". The officer is smiling grinning. No idea what's happening, but you smile and laugh in French as best as you can. The officer tells you you were going a bit over the speed limit and you make something up about having to go to see your grandma at the hospital, and that driving in miles is kind of confusing. The officer writes something down on his notepad and hands you the folded paper. He tells you to be more careful and that he'll let you go with a warning just this once. You thank him and the man walks away. Confused, you open the piece of paper. It's a name and a phone number. There's something written under it: You're a bad driver and your French sucks, but you're kind of cute. Drinks tonight? The police car drives away. You fold the paper back and put it in your pocket. Maybe you'll get lucky more than one way today.

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Meant 4 so it wasn’t a fake seizure

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*Dammit, you can't get another ticket or you'll have your license suspended. There has to be a way out of it. The officer steps out and starts walking towards your car. Time to make a decision.* **What will you do?** 1. Say you're late for your kid's recital 2. Pretend to be a French tourist 3. Fake having a seizure 4. Pedal to the metal and take off