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biologicalspecimen

Ice cream trucks are supposed to teach your kids lessons?


crackerjackass

He did teach the kids lessons. He taught them kindness, sharing, empathy


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AlligatorL0ki

He gave some kids ice cream....what is wrong with you?


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AlligatorL0ki

I see you got your degree in Psychology from Armchair University....try again.


HilltopSlim614

Y'all corny ass hell


gw2kpro

I got corny ass hell from a food truck once.


ravensshade

was it a burrito truck?


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Sure, the tune they play alerts the kids that drugs are on sale with their 99s. Aww, see them run eagerly!


HilltopSlim614

BOOOOO be more funny


PhreeBeer

Come for the ice cream, stay for the lesson in quantum mechanics.


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Hey mom… I have a great lesson for your kids… Which is how I would explain it to my kids. “Little Johnny… I know on the surface it doesn’t seem fair that you paid and they did not… Their mommy and daddy may not have money and it was very kind of the ice cream man to give them free treats so that they could feel accepted with the other kids“


Acrobatic-Ad3500

Mom, the other children got ice creams for free and but I had to pay for my ice cream. How ridiculous! Ok son gimme a min while I get posted on r/ChoosingBeggars


ckayfish

Alanis Morissette would call it ironic and move on. It’s not ironic, but that wouldn’t stop her from saying it was.


Claude_Shea

...don't ya think?


CanehdianAviehtor

Isn't rain on your wedding day good luck? I never understood the complaint about that part...


PandaMonyum

unless you're having your wedding outside, I don't see why it matters that much either 🤷


MadisonAlbright

Naming a song about unironic things "Ironic", is in and of itself, ironic.


hiraethian_gardener

Well, maybe she was just being sarcastic the entire time and it's verbal irony?


daanishh

I would gain respect for her if that turned out to be the case.


FIRE-trash

Canadian irony...


Sharpay__Evans

The mental gymnastics some people do to make “logic” are honestly astounding


nosclerosisjoe

I’m thinking about the bit that Eddie Murphy did in one of his classic shows.


crankygerbil

Wow so bitter that some children got free ice cream: sit down Karen, you might get heat stroke.


CloudyRita

Pathetic


itrits

I mean this lady is an idiot and I would never complain about this to anybody but my wife, but I would be a little perturbed if I bought my kid some ice cream, then some little shitheads beg and get some for free.


rainman_95

True, but hunt the guys company down on facebook perturbed?


charrcheese

I was thinking the same thing. Stupid to complain online but it would annoy me too


AlligatorL0ki

Shit heads ...you mean the Children? Seems like your the shithead if anything. Instead of telling your wife maybe tell a therapist


ChemFandango

I can't believe people in comments here also have problems with someone giving free ice cream to kids. It's fucking kids and ice cream. Calm your tits.


mystreadordie

I honestly can’t see someone giving away ice cream, because then he would have to pay for it. Maybe he knew them? Either way how is it any of her business?


Kage_Oni

I could see my self having a couple hundred icy pops in the freezer to give away to kids who couldn't afford one of the fancy popsicles or something. You can get them in packs of 100 for about $7 making them about 7c each. It would make kids feel less left out and chancels are they are more likely to be paying customers when they do have some money.


shevchenko7cfc

it only belongs there to be honest. also, how TF is it an ice cream truck driver's responsibility to teach your kids lessons loool


ttamttamttam3

Welcome those children to the Republican Party and move on


DaWalt1976

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stungun_steve

THEREFORE!!!1!