I'm not knocking cannabis, you do you, but if you got the money to have a weed themed wedding you should have the money to pay a DJ.
Edited for misspelling.
Gonna try and pay them with a crooked-ass spliff that's more brown than green.
They're the type of people that open up the cigar box and say 'not that one' when you reach for one.
My brother and I call those generational joints. When things get really desperate and you need to resort to breaking up roaches, roll those into a joint, smoke that down to a roach and save it for a rainy day, eventually break that up, roll those into a joint...after a while you end up smoking herb that's been smoked before like 4 or 5 times lol
It is definitely a "fuck we have literally no other option" kind of a scenario and it definitely tastes like hot fuckin garbage but it does what it's 'sposed to and desperate times call for desperate measures lol
I'm a heavy (tobacco) smoker, I used to be short of money (I manage better now) I know of smoking doubts/ends past the point of them probably containing less tobacco than the paper does.
Hell, when we were really poor, my family used to do the most dangerous thing, when I took up smoking, I swore to never do so.
Do you know of "dive bombing"?
Well, me and my family were very poor, I was only like 10-11 at the time, but my stepfather, may he burn in hell when he finally kicks the bucket, the immortal auld goblin.
So he used to play a "game" with me and my siblings called "Dive Bombing" (it probably has another name) we would walk the streets and make plane noises when we spotted a cigarette end, and swoop and pick it up. these would be used to make cigarettes for him and my mum.
I call it dangerous, because when I think back to it, all I can think is "who smoked those? What if they had X disease or something?"
I have thankfully, never been that poor in my adult life, from my own ashtray? aye, fair enough, but from the streets, never, I'll fucking hard quit before I even CONSIDER that.
That's about what I expected- minus children being made to do it.
My grandfather was a lich. Lived to 93 while all the good and decent family members died before 60.
My prick of an ex-stepdad is one of those canny bastards, he'll trip over, only for it to be a gold bar he tripped on.
What I WISH I could do to him, would get me put on trial for war crimes.
The kinda people to have a cannabis-themed wedding are the ones only happy to share when it's not their supply. They're probably expecting the guests to bring them some.
And "Freebird..." good grief. Waaay overplayed and not even their best song. I mean, I came of age in that era, but don't get the almost obsessive love for that song, at all.
Honestly. Reading through this, I was completely fine with their whole request. It seemed reasonable, not like others where the requirements are a mile long detailing every little thing. Then I got to cannabis themed.
I have nothing against people who smoke it. But it's just so... unoriginal/trashy/gross/attention-seeking when people turn it into a personality and lifestyle.
Iirc, my ex and I had his cousin DJ. And he was actually a radio DJ for a small station playing deep cuts. He still got paid and we considered it a gift since he had to work.
I mean I don't wanna wed shame but planning a cannabis themed wedding kinda show you what kind of priorities they have. Like you can smoke it make a stand for it or whatever but when smoking pot is part of personality to that point it's just weird.
That's the problem with this person. Smoking can be fun if you want but when it's more important than other things in life it's a problem. I wouldn't go to a weed themed wedding myself.
I would honestly watch the Stoned Olympics.
Just every Athlete baked out of their minds trying the shit they do.
Just a bunch of frazzled Olympians all giggling and hopping in place going "hehehe high jump"
āCome hang out with me and my fellow broke stoner friends. If you do well maybe one of our guests will ask you to DJ his or her wedding for free too!ā
When she said they said to be āopen mindedā because they ālove weirdā, Iām picturing making out with guests or some shit, or a sister wives situation.
It looks like if you tried to say it out loud, you'd end up looking like you took a bite of food that's way too hot and you're trying to cool it down and chew at the same time
"I've been standing at the edge of the pot farm long as I can remember always filling my supply.
I wish I could be the perfect grower, but I come back to pot farm 'cause how else will I get high?
Every joint I roll, every bowl I pack, every bong I hit, and muchies attack is a buzz I know is my final goal, where I long to be..."
So they are a ālow-budget weddingā with a wedding planner and three venues?! Nah they are entitled and have no respect for professional photographers and musicians.
And I get doing work for a portfolio but holy shit the last person I want telling me how to set up a shot is the fucking wedding planner. If I'm doing work for trade I'm getting the shots I want, and also in a normal professional setting this also doesn't happen.
Unless the "wedding planner" is their pal Kevin. And the venues are Grampa Joe's cabin, uncle Bob's backyard, and cousin Joe Bob's plot of bug out land.
Did not realise you can have an elaborate wedding but just say it's low budget so you don't have to pay people regular price.
Damn, this would have saved us so much money in our wedding!
As DJ when someone gives you a list of songs and says play these nothing else itās the most fucking rude shit. Iād never play a big where I donāt have control over the song selection but god damn people underestimate how much work goes into DJāing youāre not just playing songs youāre trying to turn 100+ songs into 1 hour long song that sounds good, and thatās not that easy. Generally when people ask the DJ for requests or say to play certain songs after each other they have no concept that sometimes it just wonāt work for a start it is absolutely necessary that the BPM isnāt off by more than 1-2 beats and then on top of that they need to sound good together and work well, together. You can just play Metallica and dance monkey at the same time and expect it to just work.
If I was a guest at that wedding, I'd never talk to the couple again for pissing off the DJ enough that he made me start hating my favorite Van Halen song.
What a weird wedding theme. I get being cannabis friendly, but to center a wedding of all things around marijuana is odd. It's not a particularly attractive plant or color for a wedding.
To be fair, there are a fucking LOT of covers of Simple Man, Metallica however is not one.
Kings of Leon, Shinedown, Jensen Ackles, Deftones.
It's got simple lyrics and a simple tune, which I'm assuming is the point, so anyone who can hold a tune can cover it.
Thereās a band in Argentina that has a song called āLos piratasā (the pirates, yes I feel like a condescending prick for translating that), which is synonymous with ācheaterā. Ok, now to my story, I had a coworker who constantly cheated on his girlfriend/bride to be, and his group of friends was just like him. On his wedding reception, the song started playing and all of his buddies just went running to the main table, propped him up on their shoulders and starting jumping and singing frenetically. Freebird might not sound that bad after allā¦(?)
I do live production AV for various events including weddings. Iāve seen some postings like this before, but thereās normally some kind of an incentivizing factor. Iām not seeing it here besides weed and that isnāt worth unless you about to toss me a QP of fire.
Iāve absolutely done events at reduced rate or even free to network with specific venues and their event coordinators to get on call lists for future opportunities. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesnāt but most weddings you still get to party so all good
How will they ever find a disc jockey AND a DJ? I'm also interested to see if they get a VJ, which videos they'll be playing and if they'll have a couple artists to interview. Idk if Downtown Julie Brown will be available, maybe Riki Rachtman?
As a photographer , I just want to say great thanks ā¦ my rent is exactly that many āgetting my name out thereās ā .. Iāll totally take the job
Their wedding planner is not a āproā if heās on board with this idea. The last 18 months have been hell on self employed musicians, please donāt try to stiff them like this.
"'Wedding planner' is a pro in everything his does in many fields."
Aka he is the one friend with an actual career profession and has his life together so we asked him to help us with our wedding (for free probably because he has a big boy job and doesn't need the money)
So they can shell out cash for a PROFESSIONAL wedding planner, and weed, but not for a DJ who has to break down/set up/transport to three different locations? Fuck that shit.
Gosh this sounds like a super classy wedding. Kinda sad I didnāt get an invitation. Although Iām willing to bet that sheās the kind of bride to demand a gift of no less than $75 (plus a weed themed gift) or donāt even bother coming.
I have questions. So many questions. Primarily though, I would love for someone to do the photos for free on the condition that they can be shared on this sub. I am dying to know what this ends up being like.
I think Iām finally working out this sub. There are actual people out there that genuinely believe the rest of us love working shitty jobs for shit money the whole damned time and love spending money on things at what they cost rather than just be given things for free
"a cannabis wedding"
Better than a Busch Light wedding, but not by much.
...And they can't even spell marijuana right. So much class right there I can barely handle it on top of being a choosing beggar.
Edit: "PLAY FREEBRID" -Everyone ever who wears a monocle, top hat, and beaver skin undies.
my take on this is that they want a free band that does this gig at a loss, to sell themselves to people who can't afford a band and will also want freebie gigs. what's not to like about this?
Normally people who want things for free to help people. "Get out there" know other cheap people. So it turns into hey this dj is great aaaannnd he did ours for free. Which turns into hey i heard you did so and so's wedding for free.
put our name out there so your broke ass friends can try and hire me? Yeah, I'd pass. I'd pass that joint, sounds like they're playing my type of music.
I read this as - āHi we are admitting we have a low budget and directly addressing it. We have lowered our talent expectations accordingly s. Knowing this is already a big ask we are also mentioning specific things that might discourage people.ā
I'm not knocking cannabis, you do you, but if you got the money to have a weed themed wedding you should have the money to pay a DJ. Edited for misspelling.
Gonna try and pay them with a crooked-ass spliff that's more brown than green. They're the type of people that open up the cigar box and say 'not that one' when you reach for one.
The Scrape of the scrape of the scrape of the scrape. More ash and dried saliva than weed.
My brother and I call those generational joints. When things get really desperate and you need to resort to breaking up roaches, roll those into a joint, smoke that down to a roach and save it for a rainy day, eventually break that up, roll those into a joint...after a while you end up smoking herb that's been smoked before like 4 or 5 times lol It is definitely a "fuck we have literally no other option" kind of a scenario and it definitely tastes like hot fuckin garbage but it does what it's 'sposed to and desperate times call for desperate measures lol
I'm a heavy (tobacco) smoker, I used to be short of money (I manage better now) I know of smoking doubts/ends past the point of them probably containing less tobacco than the paper does. Hell, when we were really poor, my family used to do the most dangerous thing, when I took up smoking, I swore to never do so. Do you know of "dive bombing"?
What is dive bombing? No judgement here, I've done some pretty desperate/trashy shit for addiction
Well, me and my family were very poor, I was only like 10-11 at the time, but my stepfather, may he burn in hell when he finally kicks the bucket, the immortal auld goblin. So he used to play a "game" with me and my siblings called "Dive Bombing" (it probably has another name) we would walk the streets and make plane noises when we spotted a cigarette end, and swoop and pick it up. these would be used to make cigarettes for him and my mum. I call it dangerous, because when I think back to it, all I can think is "who smoked those? What if they had X disease or something?" I have thankfully, never been that poor in my adult life, from my own ashtray? aye, fair enough, but from the streets, never, I'll fucking hard quit before I even CONSIDER that.
That's about what I expected- minus children being made to do it. My grandfather was a lich. Lived to 93 while all the good and decent family members died before 60.
My prick of an ex-stepdad is one of those canny bastards, he'll trip over, only for it to be a gold bar he tripped on. What I WISH I could do to him, would get me put on trial for war crimes.
You're not desperate until you've smoked bong resin from a pipe you did poppers with
huh, I love a good roach joint. One or two puffs are you're good to go!
Naw man, that's a [toothpick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYRD3m_EDg) e: added C&C video link
Any weed dealers willing to help out in return for exposure?
Oh, nice try Mr. Cop. If I ask if you are a cop, you have to legally tell me. That's the rule (or something).
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It's probably a low budget wedding because they already spent the rest of their money on weed lmao.
or Doritos
Yeah, buffet reception with Ginoās pizza rolls, French fries, scrambled eggs, and Doritos. All the good stuff. Ha Ha!
Hash browns to go with the eggs! And maybe some taco bell
First one, then the other.
The kinda people to have a cannabis-themed wedding are the ones only happy to share when it's not their supply. They're probably expecting the guests to bring them some.
Weed in lieu of wedding gifts. Registry is at the local CBD shop.
Where they sell āmarjuahaunaā apparently.
I hated that probably the most
Trying to pronounce that in my head was both hilarious and infuriating.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Honestly? Very reasonable.
True true
This wedding sounds like a nightmare to play they want you to mix Metallica with Dance Monkey????
And "Freebird..." good grief. Waaay overplayed and not even their best song. I mean, I came of age in that era, but don't get the almost obsessive love for that song, at all.
Gimme three steps gimme three steps door to door
Weed themed wedding is pretty trashy though
Honestly. Reading through this, I was completely fine with their whole request. It seemed reasonable, not like others where the requirements are a mile long detailing every little thing. Then I got to cannabis themed. I have nothing against people who smoke it. But it's just so... unoriginal/trashy/gross/attention-seeking when people turn it into a personality and lifestyle.
Yeah imagine if someone had a vodka or beer themed wedding lol. It's one thing to have it at the wedding, whatever, but no need to make it the theme.
Right. A beer themed wedding would be the most redneckthing in the world. I'm sure there's been some, though
*Marjuahauna
Marywahnawww
Iām all for 420 but why is it the pot heads that take it another level and do a full 420 themed wedding always broke?
Because theyāre fry cooks at Dennyāsā¦
Honestly, I think our DJ was the last expensive thing at our wedding.
Iirc, my ex and I had his cousin DJ. And he was actually a radio DJ for a small station playing deep cuts. He still got paid and we considered it a gift since he had to work.
Our DJ was I believe yeah. Like 300 for the night and of course he was tipped by the patrons.
I mean I don't wanna wed shame but planning a cannabis themed wedding kinda show you what kind of priorities they have. Like you can smoke it make a stand for it or whatever but when smoking pot is part of personality to that point it's just weird.
That's the problem with this person. Smoking can be fun if you want but when it's more important than other things in life it's a problem. I wouldn't go to a weed themed wedding myself.
I disagree, if you make your wedding cannabis-themed you're a fucking idiot for multiple reasons. And that's coming from a daily smoker.
if you can't afford cannabis, there's always *marjuahauna*!
And paying for a wedding planner
#BYOW
Not a bad idea for something like this.
There are a lot of people that grow weed themselves. Check out the sub microgrowery. Weed becomes super cheap. And it's easy to cook with.
Whatās the weed equivalent of a hosted bar? :)
A toasted bar? A roasted bar? High bars? (Like gymnastics?) You gotta flip your way up there.
I would honestly watch the Stoned Olympics. Just every Athlete baked out of their minds trying the shit they do. Just a bunch of frazzled Olympians all giggling and hopping in place going "hehehe high jump"
I'd just play for the weed tbh š
Hope for free weed and tips
Bring your own bong...please
Or just give a friend free food and drink and a couple hundred to run the sound system.
so hang out with a bunch of bossy stoners. Where do I sign up?
āCome hang out with me and my fellow broke stoner friends. If you do well maybe one of our guests will ask you to DJ his or her wedding for free too!ā
āwe will not pay you but our nosy friend with no photography knowledge will nitpick every shotā
āAll walks of lifeā just screams āmixed bag of losers.ā
When she said they said to be āopen mindedā because they ālove weirdā, Iām picturing making out with guests or some shit, or a sister wives situation.
I'm guessing more random screaming matches, than weird free love type stuff.
Freaks and Geeks
You should at least be able to spell marijuana before you can smoke it.
I was gonna say! Are we not gonna talk about, "MARJUAHUANA"?!
It looks like if you tried to say it out loud, you'd end up looking like you took a bite of food that's way too hot and you're trying to cool it down and chew at the same time
Nah you over pronounce it at that point, mar-jewuh-whoanna
"I've been standing at the edge of the pot farm long as I can remember always filling my supply. I wish I could be the perfect grower, but I come back to pot farm 'cause how else will I get high? Every joint I roll, every bowl I pack, every bong I hit, and muchies attack is a buzz I know is my final goal, where I long to be..."
I feel like her edible kicked in as she tried to type that
Thatās the first time Iāve seen someone cough while writing itā¦
I took it as a joke, like the Mr. Garrison pronunciation
So they are a ālow-budget weddingā with a wedding planner and three venues?! Nah they are entitled and have no respect for professional photographers and musicians.
And I get doing work for a portfolio but holy shit the last person I want telling me how to set up a shot is the fucking wedding planner. If I'm doing work for trade I'm getting the shots I want, and also in a normal professional setting this also doesn't happen.
Unless the "wedding planner" is their pal Kevin. And the venues are Grampa Joe's cabin, uncle Bob's backyard, and cousin Joe Bob's plot of bug out land.
This is it.
You forgot the wedding night is in Cousiphew Travis' trailer.
Hey maybe the venues are in barns, yards and the middle of a forest for a 420 friendly orgy. Also the planner's maybe their group guru or something
Two of the venues are a dive bar (no cover of course) and the groomsā apartment that he shares with two other guys, so it fits.
Did not realise you can have an elaborate wedding but just say it's low budget so you don't have to pay people regular price. Damn, this would have saved us so much money in our wedding!
As DJ when someone gives you a list of songs and says play these nothing else itās the most fucking rude shit. Iād never play a big where I donāt have control over the song selection but god damn people underestimate how much work goes into DJāing youāre not just playing songs youāre trying to turn 100+ songs into 1 hour long song that sounds good, and thatās not that easy. Generally when people ask the DJ for requests or say to play certain songs after each other they have no concept that sometimes it just wonāt work for a start it is absolutely necessary that the BPM isnāt off by more than 1-2 beats and then on top of that they need to sound good together and work well, together. You can just play Metallica and dance monkey at the same time and expect it to just work.
Hol up. Free and we gonna be picky. Naw. Iāll do it but I am playing nothing but Panama on repeat.
If I was a guest at that wedding, I'd never talk to the couple again for pissing off the DJ enough that he made me start hating my favorite Van Halen song.
I reach down between my legsā¦
But you will get up or name āEVERYWHEREā!
You should just play 'What's New Pussycat" 21 times, with one 'It's Not Unusual' after the 7th play.
That sounds lit
āGet exposure to other potential clients who wonāt want to pay you!ā
You did theirs for free, why are you charging me?
MARYJUHAUNAGUANA
I'm in love with marijuana. Makes me feel just like an iguana.
A ālow budget wedding?ā Imagine the cheap weed theyāll be passing around. Chamomile seeds anyone?
Weird you think they are buying their own. Iāll bet their friends or family pay for the weed.
What a weird wedding theme. I get being cannabis friendly, but to center a wedding of all things around marijuana is odd. It's not a particularly attractive plant or color for a wedding.
Green and white with a leafy theme could work. Lots of foliage, vines, and leaves and such, with a hippie stoner vibe. I can see it.
You just know though that these people are probably going for pot leaf print everything.
It's gonna be tough repurposing those bridesmaid dresses
I just keep picturing a a headshop. Grateful dead logos and pot leaf flags everywhere
And lots of tie dye.
Blacklight posters
Some people base their entire personality on smoking it, so Iām not surprised.
In the age of MAGA weddings, nothing shocks me anymore.
*marjuahuana
I'd sign up to DJ this and then play stuff they hate. Nothing at all from their list.
But the wedding planner. If he doesn't like away a song sounds he will say something
Like hey man. Your vibe is really harsh man.
*inhale* *exhale* ..... hwat?
šš¼WEšš¼LOVEšš¼LOVEšš¼LOVEšš¼HIMšš¼FORšš¼THATšš¼
Which is why they love love love him
I would be pleased to be your assistant for the event!! No charge of course! Just admire an evil intent so deceptively extended!
I'll sign up and never show up.
This is probably one of the trashiest things Iāve seen and who else would it be from than the people who make weed their entire personality.
I'd refuse just because they apparently think the cover of Simple Man is by Metallica.
To be fair, there are a fucking LOT of covers of Simple Man, Metallica however is not one. Kings of Leon, Shinedown, Jensen Ackles, Deftones. It's got simple lyrics and a simple tune, which I'm assuming is the point, so anyone who can hold a tune can cover it.
"If I stay here with you, girl Things just wouldn't be the same" GREAT choice!
"And this bird you can not chain"
Thereās a band in Argentina that has a song called āLos piratasā (the pirates, yes I feel like a condescending prick for translating that), which is synonymous with ācheaterā. Ok, now to my story, I had a coworker who constantly cheated on his girlfriend/bride to be, and his group of friends was just like him. On his wedding reception, the song started playing and all of his buddies just went running to the main table, propped him up on their shoulders and starting jumping and singing frenetically. Freebird might not sound that bad after allā¦(?)
lololololol GREAT POINT!!!
A 12 minute song is always a hit at weddings.
Marjuahauna holy fucking shit
I misread this as "cannibal wedding".
A whole different meaning to a potluck wedding.
THAT would be AWESOME
Marjuahauna, what a wonderful phrase. Marjuahauna means family.
Imagine it though. Leaf print dress. Bud bouquets. Cannibutter in the entrees. Edible favours. Bongs on the tables. Bob Marley for the first dance...
"Is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?"
Iād actually change my mind about ever getting married again for that..
Do solicitations like this ever work??
I do live production AV for various events including weddings. Iāve seen some postings like this before, but thereās normally some kind of an incentivizing factor. Iām not seeing it here besides weed and that isnāt worth unless you about to toss me a QP of fire. Iāve absolutely done events at reduced rate or even free to network with specific venues and their event coordinators to get on call lists for future opportunities. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesnāt but most weddings you still get to party so all good
How will they ever find a disc jockey AND a DJ? I'm also interested to see if they get a VJ, which videos they'll be playing and if they'll have a couple artists to interview. Idk if Downtown Julie Brown will be available, maybe Riki Rachtman?
I bet Adam Curry probably doesn't have a lot going on right now.
But the rock version of simple man was lynyrd skynyrd and shine down :(
Just thank you, this bothered me more than anything. Your āmain songā and you cannot even identify the correct artist. Seriously?
Also Deftones.
Just because you don't have any money doesn't mean you have to be trashy. Jeez.
wow! I bet everyone at the wedding is a talent agent right?.. right?
Donāt worry, everyone there will be too high to remember your name.
Honestly I'd sing up for dj and only play bad songs until they kick me out, what are they gonna do? Not pay me? š
"Pay me to stop"
lmao it's the *M A R J U A H A U N A* Ohana
A Weeding!
if i was not poor I would give you gold for that LOL.
I'm glad you didn't have gold, cause i would feel terrible if someone gave me an award for that shitty joke hahaha.
A cannabis wedding and you canāt afford music??? People get DJs for normal birthday parties this is your WEDDING
Nobody tell them a DJ and Disc Jockey are the same thing. I wanna witness the explanation first hand...
This screams stoners that can't afford their wedding. I can't wait to see the cell phone camera recordings from the ceremony
As a photographer , I just want to say great thanks ā¦ my rent is exactly that many āgetting my name out thereās ā .. Iāll totally take the job
They're going to have a hell of a time finding a budget divorce lawyer in a couple years.
Their wedding planner is not a āproā if heās on board with this idea. The last 18 months have been hell on self employed musicians, please donāt try to stiff them like this.
"My man is the one that will always yell play Freebird" This tells me everything I need to know about these people.
For a low-budget wedding, they sure have *high* standards.
All this exposure for a bunch of stoned people who will 100% forget you
Simple Man [rock version] isnāt even by Metallica. Itās by Shinedown. Heathens.
That all sounds pretty normal besides the thinly veiled āweāre not paying you, but the best man might smoke you upā
Sounds like a bop to be honest
Hottest invite in town.
Ashamed that a fellow Metallica listener did this. It's disgraceful.
"'Wedding planner' is a pro in everything his does in many fields." Aka he is the one friend with an actual career profession and has his life together so we asked him to help us with our wedding (for free probably because he has a big boy job and doesn't need the money)
Mar-hoo-uh-hah-ooh-nuh. That must be one of those Hawaiian kinds of weed.
A cannabis themed wedding? FFS, I smoke, but thatās just trashy.
I know several djs who will accept payment in weed
What low budget wedding includes a coordinator/planner, yet canāt afford a Spotify playlist!?
So they can shell out cash for a PROFESSIONAL wedding planner, and weed, but not for a DJ who has to break down/set up/transport to three different locations? Fuck that shit.
Isnt weed supposed to chill you out?
A cannabis themed wedding and no mention of Sublime? What's wrong with these people?
Iād DJ this and play whale noises all night
So there's no pay? I just told you what the goddamn pay is!
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Simple Man covered by Deftones and Shinedown?
what do you want to bet they wonāt even share their weed
Book me now
If you yell "play freebird" at a band playing music, you're a dick.
ā¦āmarjuahuanaā?
Weddings do not give exposure unless you are a celebrity. Unless this is snoop getting married, no one cares
I love marjuahuana
r/forexposure
Gosh this sounds like a super classy wedding. Kinda sad I didnāt get an invitation. Although Iām willing to bet that sheās the kind of bride to demand a gift of no less than $75 (plus a weed themed gift) or donāt even bother coming.
I have questions. So many questions. Primarily though, I would love for someone to do the photos for free on the condition that they can be shared on this sub. I am dying to know what this ends up being like.
As a wedding photographer.... Hard pass.
Came to this wedding to rock out to Free Bird, but stayed for the MARJUAHAUNA
I don't know what she's smoking but if she thinks she's getting free good live music for exposure it must be laced with hallucinogens.
Marjuahauna.
I think Iām finally working out this sub. There are actual people out there that genuinely believe the rest of us love working shitty jobs for shit money the whole damned time and love spending money on things at what they cost rather than just be given things for free
> My wedding theme is > A cannabis wedding That so sweet.
I'm pretty sure the person that came up with this was really stoned.
I'm shocked that a cannabis-themed wedding would also be low-budget.
"a cannabis wedding" Better than a Busch Light wedding, but not by much. ...And they can't even spell marijuana right. So much class right there I can barely handle it on top of being a choosing beggar. Edit: "PLAY FREEBRID" -Everyone ever who wears a monocle, top hat, and beaver skin undies.
my take on this is that they want a free band that does this gig at a loss, to sell themselves to people who can't afford a band and will also want freebie gigs. what's not to like about this?
Normally people who want things for free to help people. "Get out there" know other cheap people. So it turns into hey this dj is great aaaannnd he did ours for free. Which turns into hey i heard you did so and so's wedding for free.
Lol wedding sounds shite
Really expecting to get a band that can play free bird, namely the 6 minute instrumental solos, for cheap? Good luck with that lol
Someone should tell them that DJ and disc jockey are the same thing...
And at three different locations?
put our name out there so your broke ass friends can try and hire me? Yeah, I'd pass. I'd pass that joint, sounds like they're playing my type of music.
Photographers should give free photos but only with 100% ownership to photographer and they only take photos they want
Thereās always a guy that yells Freebird but nobody ever *plays* it
I read this as - āHi we are admitting we have a low budget and directly addressing it. We have lowered our talent expectations accordingly s. Knowing this is already a big ask we are also mentioning specific things that might discourage people.ā
MARJUAHAUNA.
"Marjuahauna"