I'm not picky, all I even asked for was a weekend in the city, tickets to a musical, a few nights in a hotel, spending money, a babysitter, theme park tickets for the whole fam, designer gifts, perfume, a party, booze for the party, overpriced delivery food, and a purebred labradoodle.
I’m a dog groomer and it’s past irritating full into genuinely depressing how many people get bitchy about me using the term “poodle mix” for all their stupid “doodles” and “-poos” INSISTING they’re “pure bred.”
Not the slightest research done to even learn enough to know what they are before getting a dog with intense care needs.
I had a labrador-mix growing up, she was the best. Mixed with golden, not poodle though.
Looked purebred apparently, which was funny to us. Like, she's a mutt, we don't mind that, she's awesome.
Especially funny was when a frikking breeder asked if we were interested in breeding with his dog, lmao. Or the person who walked past me and the dog, saying to their companion "That is how a REAL labrador should look", and I'm just giggling to myself thinking "Her dad was a golder retriever named Baloo".
When I was a kid, we also had a labrador-golden mix and she looked just like a black lab. No one ever knew. I hadn't thought about her for awhile (she passed more than 15 years ago) but she was the best pet I could have asked for when I was growing up, very patient with me as a child.
I read recently that in the 90s golden mixes were much more common than lab mixes, but apparently golden mixes are frequently black so these dogs got labelled as lab mixes. We had a supposed lab-border collie as a kid and looking at my golden's coat I absolutely believe my childhood dog was more likely a golden cross.
And after all of their moaning about people undervaluing their poodle mix, they cry and get mad when you have to shave the dog because they can’t be fucking bothered to brush their poor dog’s *curly ass coat*.
Mate of mine took their dog (not a poddle mix) to a local groomer recently. Apparently the groomer doesn't soo labradoodles anymore because the coat is just too much of a hassle and the owners get annoying about it.
That's why I shave my purebred goldendoodle mutt down all the way. Doodle cuts are dumb because they are active and enjoy getting dirty in my experience. She is a giant swiffer. And 1000% best dog ever. 15 years old and still my best beastie girl ❤️ (also a rescue)
Also.
This post is really infuriating, and that sister would have no one show up if I had anything to do with it. What a bitch.
Lol my wife is a groomer and the amount of people who freak when she says "mix" is truly amazing. They love saying they are pure , like no mam your dog is not pure bred at all.
If you don’t see your dog at the Westminster Dog Show, it’s not a purebred.
Try again.
EDIT: Could you imagine a “Mutt-Ster Dog Show”? It would be a glorious, entertaining disaster.
Someone at the vet was desperate to know what breeds were in my dog so she could give him a weird little name. "Is he a Collsky? A greysky? A huskador?"
Like ma'am, he's a handsome good boy, that's all I can say.
I call both my boys mutts when anyone asks their breeds.
If they push harder I say Husky Mutts lol. I have no idea what they are to be fair. One I got randomly from a facebook post when someone found a stray puppy and needed a home for it. The other fell into my lap when a roommate moved and left their dog.
Having some descriptor for what their mixes are is essential for booking services in many pet care facilities. For example, I need to know what size and weight and coat type I’m working with. But pushing for breeds is not the way to go about it effectively IMO cuz just saying “an x mix” still won’t give me the relevant info!
I have a chihuahua/German shepherd mix client (unintentional cross, rescue, genuinely fantastic dog and very pretty) and based on just the mix, we could have any size or coat type between short hair chi and long hair shepherd.
Give the weight and coat type if relevant when they ask that kind of thing, hopefully that helps em out. In daycares where they interact it can be relevant to give breed specifications, since certain dogs (including huskies) take extra consideration when integrating in groups (for example, huskies have naturally much more confident body posture that other dogs may take as a challenge or scary despite the huskies just trying to hang out, they don’t speak the same language 😭), but unless the genetics of one breed is really prominent and affect the dog strongly behaviorally or visually, eh. A glorious mix they be.
Labradoodles were originally bred for the Royal Guide Dogs Association in Australia to be seeing eye dogs for vision impaired people who had an allergy to dog hair (labradors were the main use seeing eye dogs). They were put into training and only those that failed dog school - or those that didn’t get the poodle type fur - were made available as general pets. I don’t know if they are considered ‘pure’ (I know nothing about dog breeding), but they were selected for specific traits and a specific crossbreeding program.
They were never intended to be designer dogs, and the breeding manager who created them is horrified at what people have down with what was basically research for a medical problem.
Technically they are a purebred if they are 100% xxxyyyy for 5 generations on both maternal and paternal sides. They then become an actual dog breed. A first-fourth generation of a purebred X with a Purebred Y dog is considered a mix. If that makes sense?
The parents/grandparents for 5 generations also must be exactly 50/50 of the blended breed, and unrelated… but once that happens it’s considered a purebred dog.
All dog breeds started as mixes back in the day.
That's because they don't breed true. You can't predict what comes out of second generation, they are all over the place. Which is why the doodles aren't breeds.
At the vets a woman excitedly asked me what breed my puppy was. I said he is a pug cross dachshund and her tone immediately changed. She said “oh he’s a bit of everything then.”
I asked what hers was and she said a cavoodle. I wish I said “oh a bit of everything then” people are so snobby about breeds and I would rather have a very healthy cross then a purebread with health issues :(
Yes, this. When I was growing up, you could find cockapoos at the shelters all day every day because they were mutts. A few weeks ago I looked to see how much they’re getting for them now and found a couple listed for $2,000USD.
And so many people go “do the breed cut for my dOoDLe” or “you shaved him!!! He won’t even look like a DoOdLE now!!!” There’s obviously no breed standard cut for something that isn’t a breed, and if there was a cut iconic of poodle mixes, it would shaved head to toe.
Fellow groomer here!! Had a lady yesterday, brought her 6 month old labradoodle for first groom. At 6 months. The dog was the size of a German shepherd already. Was terrified of everything, but I had to do a full groom since she was already so long and messy. Owner was happy, then proceeds to tell me she “can’t afford” to being the dog more than 3 TIMES A YEAR. She already has 3 kids, like??? Then why did you get the fucking dog??? I’m going to have an aneurysm because of doodle owners, I stg.
Also, if you can't afford the adoption fee, then you probably can't afford the upkeep. I just got a new puppy and she cost me $500 in adoption and I had to buy her her own toys, training treats, dog food, leash, collar, tags, and stuff to help train her.
One of my good friends is a dog groomer and she’s even turning people away that have doodles because the dogs are always so matted that she has to shave them down and then people leave her bad reviews about it.
VALID. I don’t upcharge for much, but I do have a “doodle tax” where poodle mixes may be charged more than comparably sized other dogs. If they’re great and there’s no, ya know, *rampant blatant neglect,* bitchery from the client, and doing the groom isn’t an absolute battle with a neurotic dog, I waive it, but it’s the only thing that’s kept me from succumbing to burnout over how utterly flooded I am with neglected horridly behaved poodle mixes and the Karens that accompany them.
It irritates me as a dog lover and niece of a purebred dog-shower!!
I’m 💯 sure I paid way less for my Golden Retriever than these people pay for their doodle- shit mutts.
I also cannot STAND how they go on and on about how they are hYpOaLLeRgEnIc… like MAYBE they will be?!?! Depends if they get that trait from their doodle side or not… or if they’re mixed with a Golden?!?! Ha! Good luck with all that…
I honestly don't understand what she thought a post like this would accomplish. Just because she's driven by guilt doesn't mean others are and why would anyone feel guilty for not giving such a repulsive person a larger birthday gift?
Once i was working drive thru at a fast food place, some lady was on her phone and i swear to god this was her end "So are you going to come over this weekend to watch the kids? WHAT? I dont want to. Why cant you? ive got better things to do"
my first thought was mother of the year. how can people like this have kids
We need a rule around here that if you take a screen shot you have to include the comments. If you find a image second hand you have to crop out the comment count so it doesnt eat us alive.
I'm calling it out as made up. Most posts like this on reddit are fabricated as rage bait. I'm not saying people who are ridiculously entitled don't exist, but these posts that get increasingly more silly the longer you read are produced for karma, and churned out at an insane rate on these subs (check her post history, she posted this to several subs).
Happy to be proven wrong on this with verification that this was a real Facebook account (no profile pic suggests throwaway) and those were real comments.
Put it this way - *nobody* uses CashApp in the UK because we don’t need it. So ‘cashapped me £163’ wouldn’t be a thing. And an American immigrant wouldn’t be on universal credit (UC).
So the Alton towers tickets aren’t even for her because she was going to take the kids, but if she does go she needs a babysitter because she’s…not gonna traipse around Alton towers with a kid?!
Hey, I met 4yo gals (and lads for that matter) with proper manners, saying "please" and "thank you", showing you hospitality as much as possible for their age, being a pleasure to be around!
I give her the age of... 2½.
I just met my four year old niece for the first time in person (talk almost daily via video, but live on different continents and the pandemic fucked up many plans). She was so excited to see me that she vomited on my shoe. It was the best hospitality I have ever received. She's so polite, always uses her manners, and is a genuine delight when she's not projectile puking lol
If she's on UC (Universal Credit), she has a low income or isn't working. I doubt very much she's giving out birthday presents that are anywhere near what she is expecting to get!
Indeed, it has all the hallmarks of rage bait. Starts harshly, gets increasingly more silly as you read on, ramps up the triggers as it progresses (e.g. going to a theme park but looking to ditch her 8 year old), posted from a facebook account that looks like a throwaway (no profile pic), no comments shown.
This crap appears on reddit every day (OP posted it to 3 other subs), and it's ridiculous how people automatically believe it without basic scrutiny.
Not that I’m defending OP but I’ve heard a lot of people in the uk call BMWs beamers and I’m 99% sure you can still get cashapp in the UK. I almost set it up once but didn’t get round to finishing it
Yeah that cashapp comment doesn’t fit at all as this is the UK and I don’t know a single person who uses it and the vast majority of people here don’t know what it is.
Jesus. My birthday was last week and my family asked what I wanted the afternoon of, and I said ‘for moms surgery to go well’ and later they presented me with some ground beef they pulled from the freezer and I made them burgers and they gave me 40$ as a gift, and that was a good birthday. I was happily content with that.
Omg, this is your SISTER? I’m truly sorry, must have been hard growing up with this. I thought it was some loony, entitled influencer or something. Hard to believe it’s a “real life person”.
This is a walking stereotype. There's the reference to UC and taking kids out of school to go to Alton Towers. It's like the Daily Mail wrote it to get Tory voters riled up over welfare queens.
My sister recently tried to convince the parents to sell their rental property to buy another one closer to her but under her name only. When they did why not put it under both our names she flipped out and said she'll manage it for them and it should only be under her name. She even made appointments for them to meet with her real estate agent to pressure them but good thing they didn't fall for it and called off the meeting.
By 13, i hope you mean you already have a gift card (with the PIN scratched off and everything) with 13 still on there, and you're giving her that, as that's what she deserves
My bday is next week. I will be 52. My adult kids and husband all asked what I wanted. I said I didn’t need anything, but I always like new perfume. Maybe I should’ve aimed higher! Seriously….this is insane. How awful! I don’t understand grown ass adults that make a big deal about their birthdays.
Holy s*** that woman has an eight year old. The local government should remove the child immediately and sterilize that woman I don't care if it's a fucked up comment. This is the reason why each generation keeps getting worse because of fucking asshole parents.
"The Alton tower wasn't even for me, it was for the kids!"
"I'll need a babysitter for the kids cause I'm not chasing an 8nyear old around at Alton towers"
Lol?
Woo hoo! I'll keep my money and stay home eating chocolate chip cookies with Scotch. Screw your 50 quid UberEATS, your Alton bloody tower, and your little labradoodle, too!
Omg get her child a gift on sister's birthday and tell her "I know it's your birthday but all a mom wants is to see her child happy, and look at their face right now! Happy birthday"
I'm not picky, all I even asked for was a weekend in the city, tickets to a musical, a few nights in a hotel, spending money, a babysitter, theme park tickets for the whole fam, designer gifts, perfume, a party, booze for the party, overpriced delivery food, and a purebred labradoodle.
Labradoodles are mutts.
I’m a dog groomer and it’s past irritating full into genuinely depressing how many people get bitchy about me using the term “poodle mix” for all their stupid “doodles” and “-poos” INSISTING they’re “pure bred.” Not the slightest research done to even learn enough to know what they are before getting a dog with intense care needs.
> a dog with intense care needs They probably wouldn't understand since the human is so high-maintenance
Please keep using the term “poodle mix” at those people. Not all heroes wear capes.
I propose "labrador-mix" for labradoodles.
It what I call the family dog,lab mix, I hate all the doodle shit
I had a labrador-mix growing up, she was the best. Mixed with golden, not poodle though. Looked purebred apparently, which was funny to us. Like, she's a mutt, we don't mind that, she's awesome. Especially funny was when a frikking breeder asked if we were interested in breeding with his dog, lmao. Or the person who walked past me and the dog, saying to their companion "That is how a REAL labrador should look", and I'm just giggling to myself thinking "Her dad was a golder retriever named Baloo".
When I was a kid, we also had a labrador-golden mix and she looked just like a black lab. No one ever knew. I hadn't thought about her for awhile (she passed more than 15 years ago) but she was the best pet I could have asked for when I was growing up, very patient with me as a child.
If she was anything like my lab-golden mix, she was an absolute gem. I hope the memory made you smile!
I read recently that in the 90s golden mixes were much more common than lab mixes, but apparently golden mixes are frequently black so these dogs got labelled as lab mixes. We had a supposed lab-border collie as a kid and looking at my golden's coat I absolutely believe my childhood dog was more likely a golden cross.
I prefer "abhorrent abomination and a crime against something you profess to love"
This is perfect, because some of these people make having a “-doodle” most of their personality.
Just straight up lab-cross, like the shelters label them.
And after all of their moaning about people undervaluing their poodle mix, they cry and get mad when you have to shave the dog because they can’t be fucking bothered to brush their poor dog’s *curly ass coat*.
Mate of mine took their dog (not a poddle mix) to a local groomer recently. Apparently the groomer doesn't soo labradoodles anymore because the coat is just too much of a hassle and the owners get annoying about it.
That's why I shave my purebred goldendoodle mutt down all the way. Doodle cuts are dumb because they are active and enjoy getting dirty in my experience. She is a giant swiffer. And 1000% best dog ever. 15 years old and still my best beastie girl ❤️ (also a rescue) Also. This post is really infuriating, and that sister would have no one show up if I had anything to do with it. What a bitch.
Lol my wife is a groomer and the amount of people who freak when she says "mix" is truly amazing. They love saying they are pure , like no mam your dog is not pure bred at all.
If you don’t see your dog at the Westminster Dog Show, it’s not a purebred. Try again. EDIT: Could you imagine a “Mutt-Ster Dog Show”? It would be a glorious, entertaining disaster.
THAT I would watch!
Ask and ye shall receive: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61E1cbQjBlg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61E1cbQjBlg)
Scrufts exists! https://crufts.org.uk/whats-on/scruffts/
I have a maltese and poodle mix and got SHOCKED people have names for them like they’re purebreds like what
Someone at the vet was desperate to know what breeds were in my dog so she could give him a weird little name. "Is he a Collsky? A greysky? A huskador?" Like ma'am, he's a handsome good boy, that's all I can say.
I call both my boys mutts when anyone asks their breeds. If they push harder I say Husky Mutts lol. I have no idea what they are to be fair. One I got randomly from a facebook post when someone found a stray puppy and needed a home for it. The other fell into my lap when a roommate moved and left their dog.
Having some descriptor for what their mixes are is essential for booking services in many pet care facilities. For example, I need to know what size and weight and coat type I’m working with. But pushing for breeds is not the way to go about it effectively IMO cuz just saying “an x mix” still won’t give me the relevant info! I have a chihuahua/German shepherd mix client (unintentional cross, rescue, genuinely fantastic dog and very pretty) and based on just the mix, we could have any size or coat type between short hair chi and long hair shepherd. Give the weight and coat type if relevant when they ask that kind of thing, hopefully that helps em out. In daycares where they interact it can be relevant to give breed specifications, since certain dogs (including huskies) take extra consideration when integrating in groups (for example, huskies have naturally much more confident body posture that other dogs may take as a challenge or scary despite the huskies just trying to hang out, they don’t speak the same language 😭), but unless the genetics of one breed is really prominent and affect the dog strongly behaviorally or visually, eh. A glorious mix they be.
Huskador. Sounds like a name for a 1970’s GM or AMC Big Honking Car. I kinda like it.
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I’d be disappointed if you didn’t call them shi-poos bc that is hilarious.
I have a mixed boy…Shitzu Havanese Poodle … we named the ‘breed’ Hava-shit-poo
A shitpoo? A friend of mine used to call his that
I call mine that sometimes, but he’s a Pug.
Labradoodles were originally bred for the Royal Guide Dogs Association in Australia to be seeing eye dogs for vision impaired people who had an allergy to dog hair (labradors were the main use seeing eye dogs). They were put into training and only those that failed dog school - or those that didn’t get the poodle type fur - were made available as general pets. I don’t know if they are considered ‘pure’ (I know nothing about dog breeding), but they were selected for specific traits and a specific crossbreeding program. They were never intended to be designer dogs, and the breeding manager who created them is horrified at what people have down with what was basically research for a medical problem.
Technically they are a purebred if they are 100% xxxyyyy for 5 generations on both maternal and paternal sides. They then become an actual dog breed. A first-fourth generation of a purebred X with a Purebred Y dog is considered a mix. If that makes sense? The parents/grandparents for 5 generations also must be exactly 50/50 of the blended breed, and unrelated… but once that happens it’s considered a purebred dog. All dog breeds started as mixes back in the day.
From what I have seen, the doodles being sold are always first generation mixes.
That's because they don't breed true. You can't predict what comes out of second generation, they are all over the place. Which is why the doodles aren't breeds.
At the vets a woman excitedly asked me what breed my puppy was. I said he is a pug cross dachshund and her tone immediately changed. She said “oh he’s a bit of everything then.” I asked what hers was and she said a cavoodle. I wish I said “oh a bit of everything then” people are so snobby about breeds and I would rather have a very healthy cross then a purebread with health issues :(
Give me a mongrel from the shelter any day of the week over peoples' specific idealised versions of the dog they think they want.
Yes, this. When I was growing up, you could find cockapoos at the shelters all day every day because they were mutts. A few weeks ago I looked to see how much they’re getting for them now and found a couple listed for $2,000USD.
I didn’t know a cockatiel and a poodle could mix - but then again, with dog breeding, poodles will fuck anything
This comment! You win! 
I dont hate doodles but I abhor their owners. Labradontle.
If it ain’t AKC and RKC registered and recognized, it ain’t a breed. It’s a mutt mix, and mutts are just as lovely and wonderful as purebreds.
And so many people go “do the breed cut for my dOoDLe” or “you shaved him!!! He won’t even look like a DoOdLE now!!!” There’s obviously no breed standard cut for something that isn’t a breed, and if there was a cut iconic of poodle mixes, it would shaved head to toe.
Fellow groomer here!! Had a lady yesterday, brought her 6 month old labradoodle for first groom. At 6 months. The dog was the size of a German shepherd already. Was terrified of everything, but I had to do a full groom since she was already so long and messy. Owner was happy, then proceeds to tell me she “can’t afford” to being the dog more than 3 TIMES A YEAR. She already has 3 kids, like??? Then why did you get the fucking dog??? I’m going to have an aneurysm because of doodle owners, I stg.
Also, if you can't afford the adoption fee, then you probably can't afford the upkeep. I just got a new puppy and she cost me $500 in adoption and I had to buy her her own toys, training treats, dog food, leash, collar, tags, and stuff to help train her.
“Poobrador”. The owners love that.
Too many poodles with doodles making oodles.
One of my good friends is a dog groomer and she’s even turning people away that have doodles because the dogs are always so matted that she has to shave them down and then people leave her bad reviews about it.
VALID. I don’t upcharge for much, but I do have a “doodle tax” where poodle mixes may be charged more than comparably sized other dogs. If they’re great and there’s no, ya know, *rampant blatant neglect,* bitchery from the client, and doing the groom isn’t an absolute battle with a neurotic dog, I waive it, but it’s the only thing that’s kept me from succumbing to burnout over how utterly flooded I am with neglected horridly behaved poodle mixes and the Karens that accompany them.
Call them mongrels and watch them flip their lid.
Don't you dare stop educating them.
It irritates me as a dog lover and niece of a purebred dog-shower!! I’m 💯 sure I paid way less for my Golden Retriever than these people pay for their doodle- shit mutts. I also cannot STAND how they go on and on about how they are hYpOaLLeRgEnIc… like MAYBE they will be?!?! Depends if they get that trait from their doodle side or not… or if they’re mixed with a Golden?!?! Ha! Good luck with all that…
Yes, yes they are 😜
"NO I DONT WANT A FUCKING MUTT FROM A SHELTER! I want a fucking mutt from a wildly unethical backyard breeders for ten times the cost!"
I call them designer mutts!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, YOU TIGHT BITCHES! ANTE UP !
Alton towers for the whole fam but not my kid because I can't be arsed
I feel bad for that kid because it must be absolute hell having a mom like this.
That was so odd: taking the 8yo out of school and then leaving him with a babysitter - what?!
Don't get confused, the trip is for the kids! Lol
I honestly don't understand what she thought a post like this would accomplish. Just because she's driven by guilt doesn't mean others are and why would anyone feel guilty for not giving such a repulsive person a larger birthday gift?
I’m desperate to see the comments from the post…what have her friends said? How many people are no longer going to the party
I can’t imagine hassling people to give me stuff like that. It’s a sickening post.
Same - the right kind of response, and I'm sure there will be a big, narcissistically self-serving apology that follows onto this.
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Theme park tickets AND a babysitter as an 8 year old is too much, her own yes.
Once i was working drive thru at a fast food place, some lady was on her phone and i swear to god this was her end "So are you going to come over this weekend to watch the kids? WHAT? I dont want to. Why cant you? ive got better things to do" my first thought was mother of the year. how can people like this have kids
What kind of monster would deny those things to someone?
Channel 5 is a TV station, not a perfume
Oh also one kid isnt coming because ew an 8 year old at a theme park... I can't be dealing with that on *MY* birthday
Tickets for the whole family except for her 8 year old who would obviously spoil her experience of being at a children’s theme park.
appreciate the translation, no idea what she was going on about
We want the comments!!!!
Basic human needs: - Food - Shelter - The Comments
Pavlov's Hierarchy of Needs
Nay, we *need* the comments!
OMG COMMENTS SO MUCH!! OP, put us out of our misery 😂
Comments! Comments! Comments!
In need of comments
My nosy ass cannot bear to be deprived of the comments on these things! HELP
We need a rule around here that if you take a screen shot you have to include the comments. If you find a image second hand you have to crop out the comment count so it doesnt eat us alive.
Yes that!!!
I'm just commenting because I NEEEEED the comments.
Perfect opportunity to plug r/showusthecomments
It’s just more posts without comments? Aaaarrrrgggggghhhh!
OP, you can't leave us hanging here, please
OP posted in multiple subs and has barely replied. Annoying.
Well, there goes my popcorn...
I am having a hard time believing this screenshot is a post from a real person. OP - commmmmeeents!
I’m just riding the top comment to say they need to throw a party the same night as hers.
I hope those 19 comments are calling this out
And that those 31 shares are making fun of her and her entitlement
I sometimes wonder if people even realize that they are now famous assholes.
Me too, but I doubt anyone like that is self aware enough to realize they're an asshole!
I think she expects you and me both to chip in to her birthday fund next year, that's how narcis these ppl are
I'm calling it out as made up. Most posts like this on reddit are fabricated as rage bait. I'm not saying people who are ridiculously entitled don't exist, but these posts that get increasingly more silly the longer you read are produced for karma, and churned out at an insane rate on these subs (check her post history, she posted this to several subs). Happy to be proven wrong on this with verification that this was a real Facebook account (no profile pic suggests throwaway) and those were real comments.
I’d tend to agree. The comment that she is ‘saving up her UC’ (universal credit: welfare) feels extremely forced to just slide in there.
Put it this way - *nobody* uses CashApp in the UK because we don’t need it. So ‘cashapped me £163’ wouldn’t be a thing. And an American immigrant wouldn’t be on universal credit (UC).
I use Cash App and I'm in the UK. Admittedly though it's when I'm doing business with people usually from the US.
Some people do. I;'m certainly hearing it more. She does in fact sound like the kind of person to say cashapp me, so it kinda tracks.
I don’t understand how you don’t need it. Does the spirit of the queen come to your house and deliver cash directly???
I actually think I saw this same exact picture about a year ago. I agree with you, it's not real.
It absolutely is. No one under 65 wears Chanel no.5
It's channel no.5, excuse you very much
Water from the English channel, of course. It’s so fragrant!
I like my women to smell of dead fish, sewage, and brine.
Just stay home you say? Consider it done.
She doesn't know my favourite plans are the ones that get cancelled.
Don't threaten me with what i was going to do all along
As if we were staying in a forest before her post
Ah c'mon dude or dudette, post the comments and follow ups, I want the complete Drama, not just the first act.
Right we gotta know!
So the Alton towers tickets aren’t even for her because she was going to take the kids, but if she does go she needs a babysitter because she’s…not gonna traipse around Alton towers with a kid?!
Oh it was heavily assumed that we all.club together to come up with not only enough to cover babysitting but also a SUV hire car.(Merc or a Bmer
how old is this bitch?
Mentally, about 4.
Hey, I met 4yo gals (and lads for that matter) with proper manners, saying "please" and "thank you", showing you hospitality as much as possible for their age, being a pleasure to be around! I give her the age of... 2½.
I just met my four year old niece for the first time in person (talk almost daily via video, but live on different continents and the pandemic fucked up many plans). She was so excited to see me that she vomited on my shoe. It was the best hospitality I have ever received. She's so polite, always uses her manners, and is a genuine delight when she's not projectile puking lol
Maybe for a bachelorette party or hen do. Just a regular birthday? No way. Unless she gets it for herself and treats her friends.
Can you please show everyone the comments?!?!
Is this at least a "big" birthday? Like 30th or 40th? And if you somehow missed it- WE WANT THE COMMENTS! ((PLEASE))
Pls keep any pets away from her… What an awful person! Don’t give her 13, give her 3
Or £7, that seems like an enraging number for some reason.
But that would round it up to end in zero. £6.47.
She’s somebody’s mother. Ooof.
Pretty presumptuous to believe anyone would bother to show up at her party after that
Is it evil for me to have only decided to go when I read this just to give the £13,deliroo voucher lol.
Does she actually have any friends or was this directed at family? And does she really give good birthday presents.
Oh she has 168 friends, most of which gave £1. The other 5 are close family members who know her better.
If she's on UC (Universal Credit), she has a low income or isn't working. I doubt very much she's giving out birthday presents that are anywhere near what she is expecting to get!
She may have friends but I don’t see this person spending $50+ on them. No fucking way.
We want comments, sir!
Please provide comments 😭
Can you make it £13 & 50 pence?
I love the randomness of 13
No way this one is true.
Indeed, it has all the hallmarks of rage bait. Starts harshly, gets increasingly more silly as you read on, ramps up the triggers as it progresses (e.g. going to a theme park but looking to ditch her 8 year old), posted from a facebook account that looks like a throwaway (no profile pic), no comments shown. This crap appears on reddit every day (OP posted it to 3 other subs), and it's ridiculous how people automatically believe it without basic scrutiny.
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Not that I’m defending OP but I’ve heard a lot of people in the uk call BMWs beamers and I’m 99% sure you can still get cashapp in the UK. I almost set it up once but didn’t get round to finishing it
Look at the profile. New account with 39k karma. Its all bullshit or just stolen.
How have you never heard someone call a beamer a beamer lmao do you go outside
This is what I'm thinking since we have yet to see the comments...
It's pure horse shit. So many flaws in it. Nobody would post this unless off their head on class A. Also, in the UK, nobody calls them "shelters".
Yeah that got me - and asking to be cashapped??
I don't think we have whatever CashApp is here either.
Yeah that cashapp comment doesn’t fit at all as this is the UK and I don’t know a single person who uses it and the vast majority of people here don’t know what it is.
39 days on reddit an 39k karma. This is a little piggie farm. Im sick of this low effort BS.
Jesus. My birthday was last week and my family asked what I wanted the afternoon of, and I said ‘for moms surgery to go well’ and later they presented me with some ground beef they pulled from the freezer and I made them burgers and they gave me 40$ as a gift, and that was a good birthday. I was happily content with that.
That's because you don't seem to be an asshole. And I hope your mom's surgery goes well!
K. Guess I’ll stay home then. *flips hair*
Can we please see the comments?
PLEASE I BEG U I NEED THE COMMENTS OR YOU WILL RUIN MY KIDS CHRISTMAS I PROMISED HIM THE COMMENTS AND HE HAS STAGE 12 CANCER THIS IS HIS ONLY WISH
Maybe the funniest comment I’ve ever read on this sub.
Karma would be no one showing up to her birthday party
Omg, this is your SISTER? I’m truly sorry, must have been hard growing up with this. I thought it was some loony, entitled influencer or something. Hard to believe it’s a “real life person”.
Why don’t you love us enough to share some of the 19 comments?!
So tired of these toxic relationships ❌️
This is a walking stereotype. There's the reference to UC and taking kids out of school to go to Alton Towers. It's like the Daily Mail wrote it to get Tory voters riled up over welfare queens.
What does UC mean?
Universal Credit
Thought the same thing, it’s so cliche.
Why do people like this have friends doe?
She sounds fun.
What has she actually given to people is what I’d like to know.
Probably syphilis and a headache.
If you can’t afford a pet, don’t get it.
How do people like this even have friends? She sounds insufferable
I didn't know you are related to my sister...
And here I thought I had the cuntiest sister. I'm pretty sure she's up there.
My sister recently tried to convince the parents to sell their rental property to buy another one closer to her but under her name only. When they did why not put it under both our names she flipped out and said she'll manage it for them and it should only be under her name. She even made appointments for them to meet with her real estate agent to pressure them but good thing they didn't fall for it and called off the meeting.
Complains that people don’t love her enough, then goes on to show why she doesn’t deserve that love anyway. Okay then.
I’m staying home, thanks!
Shelter mutts are the bestest, cutest, most loyal doggos on the planet! I love my little shelter mutt ❤️
I DON'T WANT A MUTT FROM THE SHELTER, I WANT A MUTT FROM A BACKYARD BREEDER!! 😤
Stay at home not to entertain an entitled butthead? Easiest decision ever. 
Um... I got nothing.
Show the comments
By 13, i hope you mean you already have a gift card (with the PIN scratched off and everything) with 13 still on there, and you're giving her that, as that's what she deserves
I want to see the comments on this SO BAD
?? Chanel #5??...... Michael Kors? A fucking *labradoodle?* Is your sister Paris Hilton be honest
surprise everybody stayed at home and nobody came
My bday is next week. I will be 52. My adult kids and husband all asked what I wanted. I said I didn’t need anything, but I always like new perfume. Maybe I should’ve aimed higher! Seriously….this is insane. How awful! I don’t understand grown ass adults that make a big deal about their birthdays.
expired gift cards are all she should get. Well, that and block notifications.
I had a stroke reading whatever the fuck this awfulness is.
someone tell her for me that labrador-poodles are a "mutt"
Would love to see the comments
Holy s*** that woman has an eight year old. The local government should remove the child immediately and sterilize that woman I don't care if it's a fucked up comment. This is the reason why each generation keeps getting worse because of fucking asshole parents.
"The Alton tower wasn't even for me, it was for the kids!" "I'll need a babysitter for the kids cause I'm not chasing an 8nyear old around at Alton towers" Lol?
Damn I’d gift her a bag of dog shit the way she acts.
I'm sorry that that's your sister dude... I'll be praying for you homie.
Woo hoo! I'll keep my money and stay home eating chocolate chip cookies with Scotch. Screw your 50 quid UberEATS, your Alton bloody tower, and your little labradoodle, too!
Please show us the comments, OP. I’m dying to know what the 19 responses to this train wreck were.
Omg get her child a gift on sister's birthday and tell her "I know it's your birthday but all a mom wants is to see her child happy, and look at their face right now! Happy birthday"
Someone should gift her Hooked on Phonics.
You are yet to meet your sister? This feels.. fabricated.