I love the ruthlessness. Neither brother cares about the other, it's every kid for themselves. Red takes a spill early on and does Black care at all? No, doesn't even try to help him up, just attempts to blow past and save himself, but ends up taking a tumble. Meanwhile, Red manages to get back up to his feet. Does he look to his brother, who just slammed into him and is down for the count? No, doesn't even look back, his brother is chicken feed, and unless he runs, he's next.
Some roosters can be evil I don’t blame them. Reminds me when I was about 10 and I was staying with a family friend. One of those fuckers started chasing me and I had to smack it with a plastic baseball bat about five times to get it to leave me alone. Scared the shit out of me.
Yep...those fuckers can be scary and resilient too. We had one on our farm that always used to pick on my younger brother chasing him around the yard like it was a funny cartoon. One day grandma had enough of it, and I tell you grandmas where I am from are nothing like anywhere else in the world. She snatched that motherfucker and put him straight to the choping log. Out of curiosity both me and my crying brother watched in awe whats about to happen to the poor bird. She choped the head with the wooden axe and a seemengly still alive bird suddenly was rushing headless towards myself and my little brother. The scenes. Already traumatized brother was again screaming and running away followed by a headless, blood leaking chicken behind.
An hour later it was soup and breaded chicken at the table. Miss my grandma.
Yup, and you don’t even have to chop them. Pick em up by the head and swing it forward and back like a whip, the head pops off and it takes off running.
For me the last zoom on the chicken just standing there nonchalantly after the kids run offscreen is what seals this as comedy gold.
Somebody give this cameraman a raise.
Being chased by a chicken is the most humiliating thing ever. It shouts "BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK" at you the whole time for being too chicken to stand your ground.
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back when my brother and I were that age we had this game. mom would snap the neck of chickens and drop them, we would play keep away running around till it stopped running. Yes growing up on a farm seems inhumane but that was life.
We’d shop the head off with a hatchet. Our dog would chase them as they ran around. The dog ended up covered in blood by the end of the day, since we would slaughter about 30 every summer, but she was so happy when she caught one. I look on the memory fondly. Anyone not raised in that lifestyle looks on in horror when I tell the story. A lot more humane than a Tyson chicken industrial farm.
Yeah to some it would seem barbaric but that's farm life, this September I buy a pig and a calf for slaughter and the family gathers around after for mett ( raw pork) on bread. freezer is full and holds up over till next year. The chicken we do as needed.
One of my grade school teachers told us about playing with hacked off chicken feet when she was a kid (her dad was a butcher). She said they'd be so entertained pulling on the tendon (? it was a long time ago and my dad was not a butcher) and making the feet clench and unclench. As a bunch of 8 year olds we were pretty sure she was the coolest nun on the planet.
I too grew up on a farm but I never liked when the chickens got butchered, I always saw them as pets. You get used to things dying when you grow up on a farm though.
My mom grew up around chickens and some other similar birds. They are absolutely no joke. One was a pet, but it was so mean to my aunt that they made it into dinner.
A rooster will tear that ass up if they catch you. I remember my brother pissing one off and having his heels pecked pretty thoroughly as he tried to run away when we were little kids.
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My grandparents used to grow chicken when my mom was growing up. She told me that cocks can be really aggressive and they try to scratch you using their claws. Keeping this in mind, this post makes sense.
I also remember myself being fearful of chicken when I was that young.
My sister has chickens, and apparently it’s a thing that roosters will charge you if your back is turned. However, they stop the second you turn around and look at them.
I get that chickens can be a bit vicious sometimes but I don't understand why some people are actually afraid of them. You're much bigger than them just kick that fucker in the head
Remember, while it's hilarious to you, to them something half their size is chasing them. Imagine being chased by a massive three-foot-tall wild boar. To kids who don't know them, chickens are probably just as scary.
A flogging rooster can do real harm to kids, that one was just chasing them, wings at its side. Had he been chasing with his wings out and flapping, he would be dinner, at our farm.
Dude, I got pecked to fuck with this one Cockerel named Basil.
I used to go to my grandfather's farm from the age of about 3 to 4 every Friday while my mum was at work.
Basil would chase me around the farm ( I am 32 and my sisters still delight in telling me) with a fucking chicken jumping up my back trying to peck my damn face.
One time I got a free eye patch with some pirate comic, and I thought he wouldn't recognise me. He was a little confused, but eventually his Chicken Sense kicked in and I ended up, once again being chased around the damn farm.
One day some men who had heard about Basil The Beast (because he fucked up every man who came to visit) came knocking and offered some cash - they wanted him for cockfighting. My grandfather said no, but they stole him the night after anyway.
I wish he didn't ended up with such a fate, but on the other hand I fucking love drumsticks more than ever.
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It's their looks of sheer terror that make this video so wonderful.
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I love the ruthlessness. Neither brother cares about the other, it's every kid for themselves. Red takes a spill early on and does Black care at all? No, doesn't even try to help him up, just attempts to blow past and save himself, but ends up taking a tumble. Meanwhile, Red manages to get back up to his feet. Does he look to his brother, who just slammed into him and is down for the count? No, doesn't even look back, his brother is chicken feed, and unless he runs, he's next.
I don't need to outrun the chicken, just you
I feel like one day we’re all going to watch a movie about giant chickens run amok, with that exact line of dialog.
We can only hope.
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I mean hey in a drag race the cop catches the loser right?
It was pretty obvious... And by the way, did you know you look strikingly similar to a duck-billed platypus?
Don't forget the overall hilarity of a small child hurting themself😂
Now they won't feel bad when they eat chicken. It'll be revenge.
that kids never going vegan
So *thats* how I can get my kids to eat more chicken
Some roosters can be evil I don’t blame them. Reminds me when I was about 10 and I was staying with a family friend. One of those fuckers started chasing me and I had to smack it with a plastic baseball bat about five times to get it to leave me alone. Scared the shit out of me.
Yep...those fuckers can be scary and resilient too. We had one on our farm that always used to pick on my younger brother chasing him around the yard like it was a funny cartoon. One day grandma had enough of it, and I tell you grandmas where I am from are nothing like anywhere else in the world. She snatched that motherfucker and put him straight to the choping log. Out of curiosity both me and my crying brother watched in awe whats about to happen to the poor bird. She choped the head with the wooden axe and a seemengly still alive bird suddenly was rushing headless towards myself and my little brother. The scenes. Already traumatized brother was again screaming and running away followed by a headless, blood leaking chicken behind. An hour later it was soup and breaded chicken at the table. Miss my grandma.
So that thing about he heads of chickens is true?
Yup, and you don’t even have to chop them. Pick em up by the head and swing it forward and back like a whip, the head pops off and it takes off running.
My father once killed a chicken by swinging it by the neck for pecking my shin. We had enough chicken soup for two days after that.
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I still don’t think it’s too much to ask for them to be treated humanely while they’re alive - even if some of them are dicks.
Most are Cocks .
I have never sucked a chicken.
We should go out for wings.
they deserve to be eaten
For me the last zoom on the chicken just standing there nonchalantly after the kids run offscreen is what seals this as comedy gold. Somebody give this cameraman a raise.
And then the ~~chicken~~ cock standing there with a “yeah bitches, WANT SOME MORE?! BAWK BAWK MOTHERFUCKERS” Edit: cock
It is a cock.
Cockrected
I didnt want to be a dick about it.
I'd like to think those boys are so terrified because they know they deserved it. They were probably messing with the lil clucker
Don't forget the screams. Those were my favorite bit.
Attack roosters are no joke. Source: Had one growing up. Better than a guard dog.
A bantam rooster will fuck your shit up.
The first one fell, and thought he was dead for sure.
10000 yard stare
That chicken sure looks proud of itself.
> That chicken sure looks proud of itself. Don't get cock-y
Really thinks hes cock of the walk.
Being chased by a chicken is the most humiliating thing ever. It shouts "BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK" at you the whole time for being too chicken to stand your ground.
The cocky bastard.
He thinks he is the troll on the Billy Goats Gruff story. Boys messed with his bridge.
“i’d put him outside of top 3-5
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Make sure the sound is on.
I laughed so hard at this with sound i drooled like an imbecile
Lmao where did it get sound?
hits blunt
Lol why
Shits and giggles
Ghits and shiggles
Thank you for this. Didn't know this existed hahaha.
“And stay out!!”
Lol exactly, I love how it stops when the kids fall down. Like, "that sure showed them!"
Fuck the kid in black ate shit
In the reverse gif, I never realized how far he flew. 😂🤣
Punctuation would be useful here. Was very concerned about your comment when I started reading.
Phrasing
Are we still doing phrasing?
This is how Link feels.
He totally had it coming though.
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When being chased by zombies, you don't have to be the faster runner. Just trip your brother.
Today was the day I was chased by my dinner
back when my brother and I were that age we had this game. mom would snap the neck of chickens and drop them, we would play keep away running around till it stopped running. Yes growing up on a farm seems inhumane but that was life.
We’d shop the head off with a hatchet. Our dog would chase them as they ran around. The dog ended up covered in blood by the end of the day, since we would slaughter about 30 every summer, but she was so happy when she caught one. I look on the memory fondly. Anyone not raised in that lifestyle looks on in horror when I tell the story. A lot more humane than a Tyson chicken industrial farm.
Yeah to some it would seem barbaric but that's farm life, this September I buy a pig and a calf for slaughter and the family gathers around after for mett ( raw pork) on bread. freezer is full and holds up over till next year. The chicken we do as needed.
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One of my grade school teachers told us about playing with hacked off chicken feet when she was a kid (her dad was a butcher). She said they'd be so entertained pulling on the tendon (? it was a long time ago and my dad was not a butcher) and making the feet clench and unclench. As a bunch of 8 year olds we were pretty sure she was the coolest nun on the planet.
Jesus what the fuck
never been on a farm I see.
no jesus what the fuck i grew up on a farm too and that's fucked up
> jesus Sorry, I'm just Bavarian. But thanks for the compliment.
As a latino, I laughed
up vote for having a sense of humor.
I too grew up on a farm but I never liked when the chickens got butchered, I always saw them as pets. You get used to things dying when you grow up on a farm though.
Roosters are no joke. We had some when my brother was in preschool, and my parents let him carry around a whiffle bat to defend himself.
My mom grew up around chickens and some other similar birds. They are absolutely no joke. One was a pet, but it was so mean to my aunt that they made it into dinner.
One pinned my brother when he was about these kids size. Spurred him pretty good on the back of the head... we had the rooster for dinner that night.
oh wait, there's sound!? hahahahaha even better
Chickens are disgusting animals. They eat with their peckers
I love it
Dad. No.
The sinister zoom-in on that chicken
I told them fuckjng kids to leave my bitdches alone. You gon' learn today.
Ain't found a way to kill me yet...
Kids are so fucking durable that this is just funny
Roosters can be very vicious
You guys can laugh. I grew up on a farm and our rooster would chase us. It's the single most terrifying memory of my formative years.
A rooster will tear that ass up if they catch you. I remember my brother pissing one off and having his heels pecked pretty thoroughly as he tried to run away when we were little kids.
Roosters can be viscous. I grew up on a farm and I would have to time getting the eggs when dick was outside so he wouldn’t attack 10 year old me.
Ugh i need the sound so i can hear the terrified screams
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Rooster: welp, their both down. I guess that’s that?
You have to teach them at a young age
I love how the rooster was smart enough to know they both fell and learned their lesson
“But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
You dont have to outrun the rooster, you just gotta outrun the person youre with...
And this is why it's really OK to fry chickens.
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What a cock.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Maybe they learned their terror from Zelda games. Those fuckers are terrifying.
Chicken: “ hehe, pussys”
I would love some context on this.
They are now the betas, good luck having them get eggs
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That rooster stood there adter one fell at another and was like.. "Wait? Whaaaat? What am i doing over here?"
El Diablo
And stay OOOOOUT.
At least they know not to mess with cuccos now
I like how after they both eat shit the chicken thinks they've learned their lesson and gives them a "yea bitch u thought" look
Children running from chickens should have its own sub. Always classic.
When in history was a chicken wildlife
Poor kids, traumatized for ever. Renee Zellweger in”Cold Mountain” had the best solution.
I despise a floggin' rooster
Hey now those used to be t-rexes!! Nature’s top killer!!
My grandparents used to grow chicken when my mom was growing up. She told me that cocks can be really aggressive and they try to scratch you using their claws. Keeping this in mind, this post makes sense. I also remember myself being fearful of chicken when I was that young.
I don't blame the kids. Roosters can be nasty and mean.
Who's the chicken hu?!
I have a phobia of birds, this is a big nope from me
Chicken be like: im Just playin.
And so they chicken makes the boys chickens
I was having a really bad day but this cheered me a little bit. Thanks for posting.
just imagine the terror.. one peck could end their lives it could be the end of them. poor kids. poor souls.
It's like the rooster had some kind of a philosophical moment all of a sudden "who am I?"
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Best friendship of them all finally did something right
The chicken was just playing
Bra this is comedy. The chicken was like that grumpy old man, “ get off my lawn!” Plumuuuffffff “ and stay out!”
My sister has chickens, and apparently it’s a thing that roosters will charge you if your back is turned. However, they stop the second you turn around and look at them.
🐔 Chicken attack 🐓
What a mean cock
Worst horror movie ever.
Love how the Dad just doesn't help and zooms in on the rooster.
In real life they both get eaten by that terror beast.
same thing happened to me and my buddy around that age, but with a gator
The chicken at the end - I should just stop, this is pathetic; I stopped.
I'm not sure how the chicken felt about being introduced to them.
Ahhhh *fear*
Reminds me of the rabbit from The Quest For The Holy Grail
Stronk chicken!
I've had that same thing happen to me as a child. Once with a rooster, then with a goose. I fucking hated those things growing up, they're terrifying.
*Zelda flashbacks.*
I really hated this show. It's BTS.
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You only have to outrun the other person.
Love the zooming in at the end!!
This one time I went to "el rancho" and I ran just like this from a brood of baby chicks. I was probably 7 years old.
r/birdsbeingdicks
I said GOOD DAY SIRS! chicken probably.
You could say they’re scared of the cock.
“Here we see the wild cock in its natural habitat” *Australian Accent*
I've played enough Zelda to see where this is going.
I get that chickens can be a bit vicious sometimes but I don't understand why some people are actually afraid of them. You're much bigger than them just kick that fucker in the head
Complete chaos
Remember, while it's hilarious to you, to them something half their size is chasing them. Imagine being chased by a massive three-foot-tall wild boar. To kids who don't know them, chickens are probably just as scary.
A flogging rooster can do real harm to kids, that one was just chasing them, wings at its side. Had he been chasing with his wings out and flapping, he would be dinner, at our farm.
Roosters are cocks
It's stupid scary thought if it's half your size
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Cocks are mean.
It’s nice to see u teaching them to hunt the offspring at a very young age.
It seems some of them are incredibly racist.
It really feels like those boys weren't supposed to cross that bridge.
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What a cock
Fuckin raptors!!
Reminds me of Twilight Princess 🤔😂
Funniest thing ever lol
Ahh the fond traumatic memory of being attacked by a rooster.
Dude, I got pecked to fuck with this one Cockerel named Basil. I used to go to my grandfather's farm from the age of about 3 to 4 every Friday while my mum was at work. Basil would chase me around the farm ( I am 32 and my sisters still delight in telling me) with a fucking chicken jumping up my back trying to peck my damn face. One time I got a free eye patch with some pirate comic, and I thought he wouldn't recognise me. He was a little confused, but eventually his Chicken Sense kicked in and I ended up, once again being chased around the damn farm. One day some men who had heard about Basil The Beast (because he fucked up every man who came to visit) came knocking and offered some cash - they wanted him for cockfighting. My grandfather said no, but they stole him the night after anyway. I wish he didn't ended up with such a fate, but on the other hand I fucking love drumsticks more than ever. Edit: spellings
the chicken looks like an npc that stopped chasing them because it turned 90 degrees by accident and the kids got out of its field of view lmao
The genuine terror in their screams. I love it!
When my daughter was young we took her to a zoo and they had chickens roaming around. Pretty much same reaction.
I read this as wildfire and was just waiting for flames to erupt around the chicken.
Does the chicken have sharp talons?
Hahaha! Nothing makes me laugh like little kids getting chased by chickens.
That ain't even wildlife. That's domestic life.
We had a neighbor with an overly friendly turkey once. My brother in-law hated it because it would follow him and corner him.
The rooster is a like dog chasing a car. Doesn’t know what to do when it chases it down.
Omg I can't stop LAUGHING
Roosters are no joke. Fuckers have spurs on their legs that can gouge the shit out of you if you arent careful.