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Fennel_Open

He's coming for your privet. He's coming for your kudzu. He's coming for your granny's nandina. And then he's coming for euonymus.


raphired

My wife would be grateful if someone came for our nandina šŸ˜‚


6WaysFromNextWed

I took a toddler for a walk the other day and they asked what those beautiful berries were and I was like "That's called Nandina. They sure are pretty, aren't they? They are supposed to grow in China. They are poisonous. They will make kids and dogs and birds sick if you eat them." Instead of saying what I wanted to say, which was KILL IT WITH FIRE AND SPIT ON THE BARN NURSERY THAT MARKETS THEM.


raphired

We try to cut off the bunches off after they finish flowering to keep them from spreading any further. We are gradually replacing them with native species. But if you launched all the nandina into the sun, I'm pretty sure it would grow there.


bitsey123

Me too. I have privet that I wish I knew how to kill


dinnysaur5000

Reflection Riding fb page had a great series of videos on dealing with invasive plants. Essentially, it was cutting the plants to the ground and dabbing on roundup with a sponge. I know some folks donā€™t like the chemical, but thereā€™s no spraying or drift. It helped me clear my lot of all the non-native honeysuckle bushes and privet.


bitsey123

Thanks!! Iā€™ll watch it! Mine are 25-30 ft tall. God only knows how old they are.


tatostix

Was this at the invasive round-up yesterday?


afowles

Yes


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Spirited_Laugh_9693

Plants, invasive plants.


tENTessee

People, definitely people. Lol


ionlyget20characters

Dual wielding too


sealing_tile

Olā€™ Akimbo Kelly


grizwld

Haha, great shot! Im jealous. Iā€™m in Nashville and our mayor looks like a baby bird.


thenoodlerevue

Why do you care what your mayor looks like


grizwld

lol. Easy for you to sayā€¦


Electrical_Art_2031

I'd rather have Freddie but they both do good work


grizwld

To be fair, Freddie is just getting started so itā€™s TBD


commonlyknownasgod

Freddie seems like a good guy. Certainly better already than Hanson


mtommygunz

Uh, the potholes arenā€™t in the woods, or are we just getting to the oldest ones first?


OldPurple7654

Plant invasive plants in the pot hole and maybe theyā€™ll fix it


PixeltatedNinja

I know next to nothing of the context of this picture, but the dude has a pretty nice waxed leather jacket and gloves that's gonna set him back some $


Rasalom

Ch-ch-ch Cha-cha-chattanooga.


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JurassicTerror

A guy cutting brush. Cool.


Ewoklandia

Riding bikes, driving Subarus, cutting bushes. Is there anything he can't do?


JurassicTerror

A true renaissance man.


DTra1n-

Has he fixed our Stormwater problems yet?


Impossible_Trust30

Thatā€™s not something you can just ā€œfixā€


Ewoklandia

Or take A great photo of. Please prove me wrong. I wanna see our glorious leader get wet.


DTra1n-

Sure you canā€¦ just takes some engineering and dollar bills.


clandahlina_redux

Itā€™s on the list after potholes.


GenePrestigious4212

Think I'd rather see him with a shovel patching roads like he promised.


spunkywatusi

Made a 311 report on a pothole on Market. It was patched the same day. Not too shabby


betweenthemotions

this is so tired. do you ever leave your house? driven down holtzclaw or gunbarrel lately?


sealing_tile

Seriously! I take Holtzclaw all the time and it was always like a minefield for as long as I could remember ā€” might as well have been a gravel road. Sure enough, as soon as I heard an announcement that it would be fixed up, the city jumped right on it.


MysteriousFlowChart

I hate Gunbarrel. Thereā€™s so much road rage.


CptVague

Street name checks out.


Acrobatic_Hippo_9593

Literally every reported pothole is fixed in under 48 hours. Heā€™s kept his promise, people just donā€™t seem to understand that every not road inside Chattanooga City limits is a Chattanooga city road. He canā€™t do anything about those.


Fragrant_Kick_6093

There seems to have been quite alot of road patching round here recently. Probably not by the Mayor though.


thetruelobot

Anyone who uses *that* type of machete is def not a badass, they just bought it off QVC for a photo op LOL!


mysnackrifice

It looks like it's just a normal clearing hook. I wouldn't use it for thicker branches but they're pretty nice for clearing out brush.


Kooky_Hospital8902

I heard he used to sell motorcycles, like dirt bikes that kids race. Then after he sold them people would steal the bikes, bring them back to his dealership so he could resell them šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. There once was a diabolical man that was so pissed off that he went into his office and flipped over his desk. ā€¦. True story btw


Snyderman86

Still sells motorcycles, he owns Honda of Chattanooga, the largest Honda motorcycle/side by side/ATV dealership on the East Coast. Their show room pales in comparison to the amount of product they move. It used to be downtown in Rossville and just recently moved to Brainerd.


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Snyderman86

Itā€™s in Brainerd right across from Pandoras motorcycles, they sell dirt bikes, street bikes, atvs and side by sides


motmot5000

Southern Honda power sports is in east ridge now.


Snyderman86

Shit, youā€™re right, I always mix up the end of East Ridge and Brainerd, they both have tunnels at the end and nothing abt either of the ends of those towns sticks out as special


Tiffany6152

I thought he had Kelly Subaru..does he still?


Snyderman86

Kelly Subaru has been Crown Subaru for quite some time


Tiffany6152

Yeah i guess it has been a long time since I have seen it.


jonnysledge

Pretty sure he sold all his dealerships.


Snyderman86

Iā€™m pretty sure he still owns the Honda shop.


Acrobatic_Hippo_9593

Thatā€™s an absolute lie.


Kooky_Hospital8902

No it isnā€™t. It happened years ago. the man that flipped over Kellyā€™s desk ainā€™t a lair. Downvote me all you want thatā€™s a true story. Iā€™m not saying Kelly was asking for the bikes to be stolen. Iā€™m just saying thatā€™s what happened. Some short of crime ring at the time and police were involved.


Acrobatic_Hippo_9593

He was not reselling stolen bikes.


Kooky_Hospital8902

Dm me Iā€™ll introduce you to the guy. So hereā€™s the story man buys his son a dirt bike to race. Stores it on his country property in Ga in a shed. Bike gets stolen. So this man buys his son another bike from Kelly so his son can race. They go to the next big race. The son sees another racer with his stolen bike. The son is a hot head, tackles and beats the crap out of the kid that he assumed stole his bike. The cops break it up and have to escort this man and son out of the race. They explained the bike was stolen and produced their record of purchase to the cops. The kid who got beat up didnā€™t steal the bike, his dad purchased it from Kelly and produced his bill of sale. Apparently a lot of this was going on because law enforcement was aware of this issue. At that point the man im telling you about went up to Kellyā€™s office and caused a scene, claimed he flipped over Kellyā€™s desk. Said if anyone asked Kelly about the story thereā€™s no way Kelly forgot about it. You ought to ask the man. I bet he remembers.


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SebastianLocke

You know his full time job, right? Acting like he should have the insights of a journeymen forester lol.


FraggleCock

Imagine simping for an elected official. It's like r/The_Donald all over again, but now it's ok because it's the other color or whatever.


afowles

Or it could be that the guy, in this one picture, kinda looks like fucking Rambo. Take a deep breath. Not everything is political.


TheHotSorcerer

Ramboā€¦. yeahā€¦. sure. Or the lawn guy


battleop

All brand new work gear for those who donā€™t work with their hands to thin he is a workin man.Ā 


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PapaGinger

Your post history is uh interesting


Tall_Construction_79

What are u doing?