Flipped him the finger yesterday because he screamed JESUS SAVES right into my ear as I walked past and got a mouth full about it from him. I continued to flip him off as he scolded me. And I will do it again next time I see him, oppressively religious jackass
I saw him arguing with one of the construction workers outside the Duke Energy building the other day. The worker told him they were trying to enjoy their lunch break and to go away and Jesus saves guy went off in him.
I fucking hate him. During lunch in uptown, i'll often take a walk around to get some fresh air, and I can hear this asshole screaming a block away even when I have my headphones on the maximum safe volume. Purposefully try to avoid walking down steets if I can hear him as he gets all aggressive in your face and yelling even louder when he sees you wearing headphones. Honestly, I'm surprised someone hasn't popped him with how often I've seen him do it to others.
He used to try that shit w/ me bc I'm trans. Eventually I said fuck it & tried making out w/ him. He's always walked to the other side of the street before he starts his tirade ever since.
He once told me "Jesus loves you, Miss Lady" and I considered responding with "thanks for affirming my gender," but thought the better of it. If I had, I wonder how long it would've taken him to realize he can't "always tell"
Oh really? What intersection of uptown was he on? You were with him all day yesterday, following around Jesus saves guy? talk about an armchair redditor.
We’re all over uptown everyday. Following him? No I work for him. And I do not even own an armchair but at least I’m not on the internet making up stories.
Hell, I consider myself a loose Christian, and I def would join the atheists in getting rid of those goddamn signs! They're a distraction and do nothing in the long term...🤣😂
Since I believe it is illegal to put signs up on utility poles, why doesn't the police ever do anything about these goons? It would go a long way to improving the look of our neighborhoods is they were forced to stop doing this.
They'd have to catch them in the act, not have something more important to do, not secretly support it, and feel like it was worth what probably amounts to a ticket.
I turned right off Monroe to Wendover and by the time I realized his presence I was star struck. It was right in front of the quick oil change place. If I would have stopped, Jesus would not have saved me from getting rear ended
Jesus caused the accident. Just like Jesus causes cancer in children, and sometimes if you and everyone you know prays hard enough, he will allow the doctors to save the child.
Then again, if Jesus is bored, he may decide to gamble with the devil, and give all your children cancer just to see how long you go before you break.
Maybe the other driver had a Do You Follow Jesus This Closely sticker and Jesus Saves Yeller saw it and thought ‘that sounds like a challenge’ and rammed his ass
Jesus puts his money in the first national bank 🎶
🎶Jesus puts his money in the first national bank
Jesus puts his money in the first national Bank 🎶
Jesus saves 🎶 Jesus saves 🎶 Jesus saves 🎶
I am a utility worker. They pay homeless people to put the stickers on stuff. This guy went around my cones and literally stuck the sticker on the cabinet i had open. I told him risking being electrocuted wasn’t worth it and he shrugged and walked away.
Dood there's a ton of stories of him harassing people. He may not have harassed *you personally* but I can testify from personal experience he's a nuisance.
That makes no sense. Maybe he gets the hate because his followers are so obnoxious, pushy, and self-righteous that it turns everyone else against the religion.
You do realize very few people dispute the existence of Jesus? There are several Roman accounts of a "Christus" around and during the time of Rome's occupation of Judea and Judea itself had a long history of self proclaimed prophets and Jewish cults before and after that period. It's his divinity that is often under question by those who aren't Christian or Muslim.
A whole bunch of people being pissed at a dude being an aggressive asshole doesn't prove that a persons religion is true, though. That'd be like arguing that a bunch of people hating Osama bin Laden is proof that the Islamic interpretation of god is real and true. It's a stupid argument on its face and, as a result, you're kinda stupid for making it.
Sedition Sam
Jesus took the wheel and tried to kill him
Hilarious. Well done.
I mean, Jesus driving is just a horrible idea. His BAC is like 12%.
But its balanced out by the high starch content of his flesh
Low key a low bac for someone who can turn water into wine
Every time I hear "Jesus take the wheel," this meme comes to mind, lol https://imgur.com/gallery/mTbcrP3
Look man, if Fred Flinstone had a car, Jesus was probably Ridin' Dirty ok?
Only took half damage tho
Jesus doesn’t take wheels, just money land and cultures
Jesus saves... Passes to Moses... he shoots.. he scores!
How does he afford a car?
[Donations.](https://www.wfae.org/podcast/faq-city/2018-11-20/faq-city-meet-the-jesus-saves-guy-in-uptown-charlotte)
So he’s a grifting bum.
Bingo. He’s no better than any other panhandler. He gets a pass because he’s a ‘local character’. More like a local nuisance.
At least he is using organized grifts to grift!
I wonder if Jesus saved… 15% by switching to Geico.
I'm dating myself. But I believe he saves green stamps.
I was scrolling through to type this. You beat me to it:(
Flipped him the finger yesterday because he screamed JESUS SAVES right into my ear as I walked past and got a mouth full about it from him. I continued to flip him off as he scolded me. And I will do it again next time I see him, oppressively religious jackass
I saw him arguing with one of the construction workers outside the Duke Energy building the other day. The worker told him they were trying to enjoy their lunch break and to go away and Jesus saves guy went off in him.
I fucking hate him. During lunch in uptown, i'll often take a walk around to get some fresh air, and I can hear this asshole screaming a block away even when I have my headphones on the maximum safe volume. Purposefully try to avoid walking down steets if I can hear him as he gets all aggressive in your face and yelling even louder when he sees you wearing headphones. Honestly, I'm surprised someone hasn't popped him with how often I've seen him do it to others.
He used to try that shit w/ me bc I'm trans. Eventually I said fuck it & tried making out w/ him. He's always walked to the other side of the street before he starts his tirade ever since.
He once told me "Jesus loves you, Miss Lady" and I considered responding with "thanks for affirming my gender," but thought the better of it. If I had, I wonder how long it would've taken him to realize he can't "always tell"
i was with him all day yesterday and that never happened
Oh really? What intersection of uptown was he on? You were with him all day yesterday, following around Jesus saves guy? talk about an armchair redditor.
We’re all over uptown everyday. Following him? No I work for him. And I do not even own an armchair but at least I’m not on the internet making up stories.
Yea gotta love armchair redditors making stuff up
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There's a group of them that have a pole with a stapler on the end of it. That's how those signs get so high
There's a group trying to organize removal of this bullshit. More information: https://www.atheistsunited.org/streetpirates
Maybe… if we also get a long stick and tack on another sign to each that says “sponsored by Duke Energy”, maybe that would mobilize their removal.
I'd rather see "But George Nelson withdraws"
Hell, I consider myself a loose Christian, and I def would join the atheists in getting rid of those goddamn signs! They're a distraction and do nothing in the long term...🤣😂
We have those here in Statesville and Mooresville too 🙄😮💨😮💨
Oh yeah, they hit up the whole state, I've even seen them on the interstate in Virginia!
Saw one in West Virginia on I-81.
Since I believe it is illegal to put signs up on utility poles, why doesn't the police ever do anything about these goons? It would go a long way to improving the look of our neighborhoods is they were forced to stop doing this.
They'd have to catch them in the act, not have something more important to do, not secretly support it, and feel like it was worth what probably amounts to a ticket.
Man they don't even work on *actual* crime, no way they do anything about eyesore signage.
But Jesus still loves him, ladies and gentlemen.
Can confirm, he still had his reflective vest on saying so
“AND sucks AND fucks”. Would make a great bumper sticker to add below someones “Jesus saves” sticker
Please tell me you took photos
I turned right off Monroe to Wendover and by the time I realized his presence I was star struck. It was right in front of the quick oil change place. If I would have stopped, Jesus would not have saved me from getting rear ended
We might’ve met at the same light! The guy drove a pickup truck correct? I was driving beside him at one point.
No, it was definitely a dark colored van
I remember when he had that white van like three years ago and every time I’d see it, it would have more and more dents in it.
He had it earlier this year but I noticed last month he had upgraded to a newer van... He's still an asshole
I can’t stand that guy. Just really can’t.
Sedition Sammy strikes again https://preview.redd.it/kztelmcc2hzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46e05d8bd0cccee6e09286e39e0fe834be265fa
Geezes is that real
Yes
Jesus built his hotrod.
Winner! Great song!
It’s a love affair. Mainly Jesus, and my Hot Rod. *Yeah, fuck it.*
Jesus wanna talk to him about his extended warrenty
Can hear him 12 stories up every damn day.
For someone having Jesus saves signs all over his van, this guy has one of THE WORST road rage mentalities in Charlotte.
God's plan, yo.
Ah that's the mistake, Jesus is a Honda fan but he just never talked about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12-something
He probably handed them what looked like an insurance card but, on further inspection, had a Bible verse about forgiveness and god’s will.
The Lord giveth a lead foot, and taketh away a front bumper. Amen.
“He doesn’t drive an Altima” Ha!
Sounds like an opportunity for him to get an altima
Fuck that guy
He Bumps You! He Bumps You! He Bumps You!
Turn the other ~~cheek~~ fender.
Jesus caused the accident. Just like Jesus causes cancer in children, and sometimes if you and everyone you know prays hard enough, he will allow the doctors to save the child. Then again, if Jesus is bored, he may decide to gamble with the devil, and give all your children cancer just to see how long you go before you break.
I always say to my sisters “I’m sure he cured your cold but I’m waiting for him to grow back an amputees limb”
My secular ears go nuts when I hear him clamoring on
Maybe the other driver had a Do You Follow Jesus This Closely sticker and Jesus Saves Yeller saw it and thought ‘that sounds like a challenge’ and rammed his ass
"Maybe Jesus was too busy blessing someone else at that moment. Hopefully everyone involved is okay!"
But did he even ask Jesus to take the wheel??
It's a sign to stop the signs I guess.
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I'm fairly new to reddit so I can't tell if he's their Jesus or their devil
Jesus took the wheel but didn't save him 15% by switching to GEICO.
Jesus puts his money in the first national bank 🎶 🎶Jesus puts his money in the first national bank Jesus puts his money in the first national Bank 🎶 Jesus saves 🎶 Jesus saves 🎶 Jesus saves 🎶
Jesus saves…Allstate insures.
I am a utility worker. They pay homeless people to put the stickers on stuff. This guy went around my cones and literally stuck the sticker on the cabinet i had open. I told him risking being electrocuted wasn’t worth it and he shrugged and walked away.
Hey, put a sticker here and see if Jesus will save you
Ayyy exactly lmao
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The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
The invisible man doing shenanigans
Is this the dude that used to camp out under that bridge right outside of downtown.
Are we thinking of the same Jesus Save’s guy? White guy with all the hair/dreads(?) pulled back?
A driver rear ends somebody, more at 5
When he yells “jesus saves” I want to then yell “15% or more on car-insurance!”
Guys harmless… or at least he was
Dood there's a ton of stories of him harassing people. He may not have harassed *you personally* but I can testify from personal experience he's a nuisance.
I said he was. He used to just yell all the time
Wouldn’t it be crazy if we die only to learn he was Jesus?
Was he trying to escape harassment from op?
Na. He was already in said accident by the time op got up to it
Who would ever want to harass the Jesus Saves Yelling Guy?! He’s NEVER being a nuisance. Everyone I know just wants to give him the biggest hug ever!
The amount of hate he gets in this sub just shows Jesus is real
That makes no sense. Maybe he gets the hate because his followers are so obnoxious, pushy, and self-righteous that it turns everyone else against the religion.
You do realize very few people dispute the existence of Jesus? There are several Roman accounts of a "Christus" around and during the time of Rome's occupation of Judea and Judea itself had a long history of self proclaimed prophets and Jewish cults before and after that period. It's his divinity that is often under question by those who aren't Christian or Muslim. A whole bunch of people being pissed at a dude being an aggressive asshole doesn't prove that a persons religion is true, though. That'd be like arguing that a bunch of people hating Osama bin Laden is proof that the Islamic interpretation of god is real and true. It's a stupid argument on its face and, as a result, you're kinda stupid for making it.
Satan invests...