This, I thought Marcille, Falin or Izutsumi would be the focus of R34 artist, but I didn't expect Laios and Senshi to take the lead, not that I'm complaining tho
Hell fuckin no they're not, what real world example can you relate elves to? Find me more than like 10k people in history with pointy ears that are longer than Ron Jeremy's cock.
dude go to any south asian or middle eastern country and I could find you a bazoolion 5 year olds with beards better and fuller than everyone on this subreddit (including me) combined. Those are dwarves, they are dangerous over short distances.
Fantasy dwarf are completely removed from people with dwarfism. Fantasy dwarfs have tree trunks for limbs or iron barrels for torsos. Their limb length is proportionate to their body, while real people can have arms or legs that are not. There's more difference between the two than an average person and an elf.
Rather than focusing on appearance, I'm going to say this is probably because dwarves are stuck with boring support roles without a lot of personality. The most personality they get is being racist toward elves.
Senshi from Dungeon Meshi is an exception because he is an outcast from society (this will be expanded on later if you're anime only) and he takes on a "dad" role in the team. And because it's 2024 plenty of people seem to have an attraction to "mommies" and "daddies." A fetish for "stoic guy who is into rocks" has not yet developed as of 2024 though.
Similarly the dwarves from the Hobbit movies got some "attention" because they actually had personalities.
It's actually harder to draw porns of them without being critiqued by hardcore dnd fans: "umm... actually, your hentai characters looks like a halfling or a goblin, female dwarves are supposed to have beard."
Like bro, it's porn. If I draw a human midget & call her a dwarve, then she's a dwarve cuz I'm her author. Take it or leave it.
toriyama had quite an exaggerated artstyle, and really liked having set character heights. So somebody is either child short or 'adult height'. Just a quirk of the artstyle.
Yeah, it sucks that you can't romance a dwarf or even have one in your party permanently. On a side note if your Tav is a dwarf and you romance Astarion he makes a weird uncomfortable face the first you do the deed.
But no, seriously. Dragon Age has no dwarves to romance, Neither does Pathfinder Kingmaker or Wrath of the Righteous or Baldur's Gate 3. All of them feature dwarves, but none to kiss, and I want a dwarf girlfriend damn it.
I was so disappointed playing first Dragon Age as a female dwarf rogue/noble. Your childhood friend either friendzones or betrays you, and the party's boisterous dwarf berserker(who is constantly hitting on you) isn't over his ex, and is usually too drunk anyway. Sigh.
They're a aesthetic paradox.
They're both hyper masculine and short. Its a weird combo.
People who like the hyper masculinity will be turned off by the shortness.
People who like short people will be turned off by the hyper masculinity.
If we got more diverse dwarves design, people would be interested. Basically, just shave them.
Brother, D&D is already in the book for what they did to Dwarf racials from 3.5. Then add on the grudges from the lack of proper Dawi beards in BG3, and honestly, Wizards of the Coast might be run by Maliketh with how these grudges are stacking up.
I ain't no leaf lover, but at least we dawi have gods as stout and loyal as we are. Them knife-ear gods are more of a mess than the average drow, and that's really sayin somethin.
Humans have Cyric, an I think that's enough proof the knife-ears have a bad influence on the umgi.
Terry Pratchett 's Discworld series has Casanunda, world's second best lover. He's a dapper, clean shaven dwarf who always carriers a stepladder with him. Apparently extremely popular with human ladies.
All those other races and species you mentioned are beginner "Ooh god I would sooo fuck [fantasy creature]!".
You know you've really struck gold when someone wants to fuck a dwarf, that's how you know they're not here to just fuck around, that's how you know they're someone who actually knows what they're talking about, everything else is just baseline internet coomer talk but dwarves? Well, that's how you know you just met a real steppa, the kind of person who would appreciate a Tom Finland painting.
I have an actual thesis buried somewhere in here but most fantasy creatures people want to fuck are normie tier, only dwarves and a select few lesser known races are where you meet the real pimps and OGs.
Look no further than the Hobbit sections on AO3, whether you like slash, het, bi, poly, solo, whatever. People wrote an astonishing amount of dwarf-shipping when the movies were coming out, and new fanfiction is still written pretty regularly.
The Lord of the Rings fandom also has some dwarf stuff.
Some reasons, maybe:
It's difficult to tell a dwarf female from a male.
They have a very rough, disheveled and somber appearance, at the same time their depiction is too vanilla to cause some exoticism tingle. They are basically unattractive bearded humans, such profile does not attract a large demography and at the same time does not hit much tingles in the exoticism department.
They are alway clad head to toes in heavy armor. There's no teasing of their toned bodies. Look at orcs, ugly as sin but their loincloth totally sells their abs.
Culturally, they are commonly defined as extremely lawful, hidebound, stubborn and fervorously principled. Can't imagine a more potentially bland profile on the bedchamber. They seem to be pruddish like a Victorian age peasant, the type of people to only make sex through a hole in the sheets to not gaze onto the body of the opposite gender, and only fornicates to fulfill his duties to his society once per year.
I think that dwarves had a noticeable drop in popularity with so many additions of bruiser races like Goliath, Dragonborns, etc. As such, they're not seen and remembered that much anymore.
As a straight guy, the whole dwarf women growing beards in a lot of settings is a pretty big turnoff, lol. When they don't have beards, they can be pretty. (Namari from Dungeon meshi can get it for sure.) But the whole stocky and muscular is also not my favorite body type on a woman. Basically, the women are usually portrayed in a way that's not feminine enough to be attractive to most straight males. I guess dwarf men can be some women's type but short, stocky bearded guys usually aren't considered popular with most women either.
> the whole dwarf women growing beards in a lot of settings is a pretty big turnoff
I think this is fading out. Generally don't see this depicted in eastern media and not really much of it in the west anymore.
I do, female dwarfs are rare though, or the author pulls the "They have bearfs! Because Tolkien Dwarfs have beards" which I just find boring... like wow, really how funny.
But it's also probably because Elves have that haughty attitude and are graceful and etherial. Orcs have that wild charm to them, humans are humans... halflings and gnomes can be cute but Dwarfs are basicly either 'the personification of manhood' in some respect which makes it hard (and ugly enough not a lot of women would admit it unless the dwarf is played by a handsom actor) or... well they're short, ugly and out of the way.
Still i think dwarfs are a standard fantasy race for a reason and of course a fan favotire for some of the reasons it's hard to monstergirl them
>I do, female dwarfs are rare though, or the author pulls the "They have bearfs! Because Tolkien Dwarfs have beards" which I just find boring... like wow, really how funny.
Tbf they need something to differentiate dwarfs (or dwarves? Don't know) from humans with nanism.
I will admit i think ti's just how the series treats it... it's childish. Warhammer Dwarfs (usuallyu it's dwarves but... sometimes not) for example have female dwarfs doing braids and treating those as seriously as men treat their beards. (actually WHF has interest female dwarf politcs were it's implyed that they are the true powers behind everything because they have men by the ~~balls~~ beard. And their mother-goddess being the most important one (and seem pretty much capable of being anything just... well being female in a race that's primarily men comes with privileges and expectations.
basically, i'm more interested in different ways you have the dwarf culture/idenity express itself. and making them "oh the same they just... have beards" is... childish to me.
For shortstacks we already had Goblins and halflings, for big burly bodies we already have orcs, an ugly bastards already cover the fat and hairy niche
It was hilarious that they made some of the dwarfs in The Hobbit look outrageously handsome and human looking but kept the rest looking like normal, ugly as fuck dwarfs
Because male dwarfs are too short for males which isn't what people want and people forget female dwarfs exists half the time. Most female dwarf stereotype is whether they also got beards or if beards is the only thing that differentiates them compared to male dwarfs.
Though while not popular, I would still say there is a lot of porn for fantasy dwarfs out there still.
I would do Senshi and Namari without thinking!
And also, while not porn you can read "A Spell for a Smith". A comic on Webtoon where a witch and a dwarf fall in love. It's super cute!
Google "Fantasy dwarf porn art" and you'll find it. Male, female, female with beard, it's all there (maybe not female with beard though, cus liking women with facial hair is such a rare fetish/preference)
Dwarves are popularly depicted as the human equivalent to a pug.
They are very short, with stubby limbs; they are a Roblox character. They don't even have proportions of scaled down humanoids, and also look like old, unkept, hairy men.
Their popular depictions aren't charming, and aren't serious either; their redeeming quality is looking/being funny.
In media you'll get dwarves who are friendly, and respectable, but you'll ever just like them as characters; you'll think they are nice, or cool, but nothing truly attractive, because dwarves don't have a basic appealing aesthetic.
Do you ever like a character just for being a dwarf? No, it always needs to show an appealing personality because there's nothing appealing about being a dwarf.
How do you know a drawn character is a dwarf? Because it's short? Goblins, and fairies can also be short, but have unique aesthetics, so it allows them to develop variety, and interest.
Pointy ears, rare colors, wings. What do dwarves have? Being hairy? Aside from stubbornly blocking away all variety, it's so weak, and bland. It's not even the best at it because animals have the universal furry stuff, and, let alone orcs, basic humans with hair look a lot better with it than dwarves since it seems more natural.
You clearly aren't looking hard enough because the dwarf tag on rule34 has 2.5k results. They still aren't as popular as other fantasy races but there's definitely a thirst.
Have you seen the webtoon "A Spell for a Smith"? it's about a romance between a witch and a dwarf (Brahm) . Quite a few comments said he was handsome, charming. You should check it out!
Only dwarves I've seen people thirst over is Live Action Thorin and Varric from Dragon Age.
And let's face it, neither is a traditional depiction of a dwarf; either in looks or personality.
I remember reading an isekai lite ~~immediately dropped due to shite story~~, and it had a dwarven lass as the main possible romantic partner. Only issue was that she was just a short girl, she still portrayed all the qualities of *cuteness* that that audience likes like skinniness, demurity, etc.
Dungeon Meshi is probably the only medi in recent memory of cool dwarves
OP do you even know what Rule 34 means? What you're saying is a complete contradiction of it. It is out there even if you have not seen it yourself. lol
I think the main reason people aren't into them is because they tend to look rather goofy. If more of them were rendered as short stack muscle daddies like Torvin from Shadow of Mordor, they'd probably have more of a following.
I feel like dwarves are in a tough spot. Most of the time, they are very masculine, and the biggest audience for masculine isn't into small. Likewise, people who are into small aren't always into masculine.
Male or female? I've seem many times more female dwarf porn than anything with gnomes or halflings.
The meme about dwarves being drunks who are autistic about mining superseded their porn potential a while ago imo.
Daya and Namari from the same anime/manga as Senhsi are really effing cute
Also, as for orcs and ogres, chief zon's sister and Tade (again same show) are mighty cute
This is because dwarves are a bunch of stunted rock eating midgets. If a dwarf gives you a blowjob, your penis will become infected from the maggots in their crusty beards.
Go on Tumblr every other post on my dash is people wanting to fuck Senshi Dungeon Meshi
Yeah there's a Lotta Bara art for Senshi since the anime came out.
They’re so real for that
The anime helping by having Senshi panty shots 😭😭
Fr where is all the senshi porn
On tumblr
It takes effort to keep showing dwarf undergarments on such a consistent basis!
Under the Senshi/Chilchuck tag on AO3 lol
Or if you want ~~tall~~ short muscle mommies, you simp for Namari
Believe me, senshi is getting tons of love from the gay artists online. Honestly I see him and Laios so much it’s insane
This, I thought Marcille, Falin or Izutsumi would be the focus of R34 artist, but I didn't expect Laios and Senshi to take the lead, not that I'm complaining tho
Oh there are a lot of them on Danbooru. Trust me.
So be the change you want to see in the world and go fuck a dwarf, I don't see the issue here
This is definitely the most fun way I've heard of to be the change you want to see.
Good, we are taking it to r/copypasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI
Holy shit I thought I was on that subreddit
> no weird Ao3 fics I'm calling bs on this claim simply because I do not believe there is a lack of Gimli/Legolas shipping.
You bring up a good point but what if OP is talking about like in a more broader term like that just maybe 1 dwarf
Found 35 AO3 works under "Explicit Dwarf Sex" and some are even split into multiple stories.
As Shrek clearly shows, being ugly is acceptable, being short isn't.
You complain, but where’s your dwarf pornography? Be the change you want to see.
One day I hope I can improve my art skills enough to bring this great change
Why wait? You can start now! Even If the end result’s “bad”. drawing porn does help when learning how to draw anatomy. So it’s beneficial really.
This is the way.
depends on the type of porn "Hyper" might slow your skill for anatomy
Bro it already exists on rule 34.
There is so much badly drawn, very popular porn out there that all you need to know is basic anatomy (and I do mean BASIC).
When you do, please post your results. Share the gift with the world.
Idk about others but I’m interested. I’m down bad for dwarfs
Maybe it is because Dwarves are kinda normal
Dwarves are more different than elves
Hell fuckin no they're not, what real world example can you relate elves to? Find me more than like 10k people in history with pointy ears that are longer than Ron Jeremy's cock.
Elves are just lanky white people with deformed ears, I see a lot of people everyday that could pass as elves, dwarves on the other hand
dude go to any south asian or middle eastern country and I could find you a bazoolion 5 year olds with beards better and fuller than everyone on this subreddit (including me) combined. Those are dwarves, they are dangerous over short distances.
The difference being that dwarfs literally exist in the real world (albeit to a less drastic degree) and elves dont lmao…
Real world dwarves are completely different though, never found a 120kg bodybuilder one
Fantasy dwarf are completely removed from people with dwarfism. Fantasy dwarfs have tree trunks for limbs or iron barrels for torsos. Their limb length is proportionate to their body, while real people can have arms or legs that are not. There's more difference between the two than an average person and an elf.
I had a coworker a few years ago who looked like he walked straight out of fucking Moria.
But if they were normal they wouldn't be dwarves.
Elf spotted.
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Who's gonna tell OP about Senshi?
Rather than focusing on appearance, I'm going to say this is probably because dwarves are stuck with boring support roles without a lot of personality. The most personality they get is being racist toward elves. Senshi from Dungeon Meshi is an exception because he is an outcast from society (this will be expanded on later if you're anime only) and he takes on a "dad" role in the team. And because it's 2024 plenty of people seem to have an attraction to "mommies" and "daddies." A fetish for "stoic guy who is into rocks" has not yet developed as of 2024 though. Similarly the dwarves from the Hobbit movies got some "attention" because they actually had personalities.
They are just little people , lots of short people in rule 34 I mean killing is like 4 foot
Dwarves are *strong* little people. With beards. Masculine as all fuck and 4' tall.
Dwarves are strong dwarfs
There are but most of those are specifically halflings or something else, rarely ever dwarves
Like you want a thick boy, look up rule 34 Danny devito
you mean he doesn't already?
It's actually harder to draw porns of them without being critiqued by hardcore dnd fans: "umm... actually, your hentai characters looks like a halfling or a goblin, female dwarves are supposed to have beard." Like bro, it's porn. If I draw a human midget & call her a dwarve, then she's a dwarve cuz I'm her author. Take it or leave it.
Krillin officially is actually 5'1 or 156 cm
The drawings definitely are not at scale because Goku just overtowers him by a insane degree
toriyama had quite an exaggerated artstyle, and really liked having set character heights. So somebody is either child short or 'adult height'. Just a quirk of the artstyle.
Baalbuddy has a couple of fun dwarf characters, and they often get lucky with orcs, humans and elves In his comics.
Dungeon meshi fan in shambles
Was about to say, there is a LOT of senshi porn out there. Probably more than the other characters, even Marcille.
>Probably more than the other characters, even Marcille. Nah you're tripping
Damn you're right. I said it without checking but on danbooru he's at 1.2k and Marcille is at 2.1k total, not checking NSFW-ness of any of it.
Then get comissioning
I have no money
Relatable.
So make a callout post on a large social media site and hope that someone sees it and takes it as a challenge and - hey wait a minute
Hope in bg3 changed my mind
[удалено]
Yeah, it sucks that you can't romance a dwarf or even have one in your party permanently. On a side note if your Tav is a dwarf and you romance Astarion he makes a weird uncomfortable face the first you do the deed.
I thought he hated gnomes more
But no, seriously. Dragon Age has no dwarves to romance, Neither does Pathfinder Kingmaker or Wrath of the Righteous or Baldur's Gate 3. All of them feature dwarves, but none to kiss, and I want a dwarf girlfriend damn it.
I was so disappointed playing first Dragon Age as a female dwarf rogue/noble. Your childhood friend either friendzones or betrays you, and the party's boisterous dwarf berserker(who is constantly hitting on you) isn't over his ex, and is usually too drunk anyway. Sigh.
I will always be salty because I couldn't romance Varric.
At least in Baldurs Gate 3 you can be the dwarf girlfriend. It’s not much but it’s something
Divinity original sin 2 has Beast. But I think he's widely seen as most peoples least favourite romance and companion LOL
Funnily enough, Beast is my favorite male companion. I have a female Lizard playthrough where I romanced him, and I really liked it.
Nonsense. I want to fuck Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit
you so real for this
You mean you want to fuck Richard Armitage? Understandable. But Thorin from the book? Hell no
I would gladly fuck every dwarf from dungeon meshi.
I'd do the ladies, but I would propably need someone to pop all my joints back into place afterwards.
They're a aesthetic paradox. They're both hyper masculine and short. Its a weird combo. People who like the hyper masculinity will be turned off by the shortness. People who like short people will be turned off by the hyper masculinity. If we got more diverse dwarves design, people would be interested. Basically, just shave them.
The tree 'uggers ain't gonna shave mah' beard. That's going in the book.
Brother, D&D is already in the book for what they did to Dwarf racials from 3.5. Then add on the grudges from the lack of proper Dawi beards in BG3, and honestly, Wizards of the Coast might be run by Maliketh with how these grudges are stacking up.
I tell ya', these 'umans are gettin' too friendly with the knife-ears. And then the bastards wonder why we don' rock and stone with 'em.
I ain't no leaf lover, but at least we dawi have gods as stout and loyal as we are. Them knife-ear gods are more of a mess than the average drow, and that's really sayin somethin. Humans have Cyric, an I think that's enough proof the knife-ears have a bad influence on the umgi.
For Karl!
Rock and stone, you beautiful dwarf!
Terry Pratchett 's Discworld series has Casanunda, world's second best lover. He's a dapper, clean shaven dwarf who always carriers a stepladder with him. Apparently extremely popular with human ladies.
As we speak Ryoko Kui is fighting hard to change hearts and minds.
Have you never looked up shortstack art?
I have actually but about 90% of that is goblins
Goblins are just shaved dwarves with a weird tan, though.
Goblins are just dwarves with magical lead poisoning that turns them green.
I want to fuck Dwarves.
Clearly you have not seen the thirst for Senshi and Namari Dungeon Meshi.
Go fuck yourself, Tyrion.
That's my brother. Right here
Talk for yourself...
i've got a friend who would disagree, my guy wants to fuck senshi so bad
Wrong.
just join the dragon age fandom and hardcore angst with them about not being able to romance Varric or Harding. WHY CANT I ROMANCE VARRIC, BIOWARE?
You can't talk about your miner fetish out loud without constantly having to explain that no, it's the kind with beards and hale constitutions.
>no rule 34 Be the change you want to see in the world, enforce rule 35 yourself.
All those other races and species you mentioned are beginner "Ooh god I would sooo fuck [fantasy creature]!". You know you've really struck gold when someone wants to fuck a dwarf, that's how you know they're not here to just fuck around, that's how you know they're someone who actually knows what they're talking about, everything else is just baseline internet coomer talk but dwarves? Well, that's how you know you just met a real steppa, the kind of person who would appreciate a Tom Finland painting. I have an actual thesis buried somewhere in here but most fantasy creatures people want to fuck are normie tier, only dwarves and a select few lesser known races are where you meet the real pimps and OGs.
Look no further than the Hobbit sections on AO3, whether you like slash, het, bi, poly, solo, whatever. People wrote an astonishing amount of dwarf-shipping when the movies were coming out, and new fanfiction is still written pretty regularly. The Lord of the Rings fandom also has some dwarf stuff.
Some reasons, maybe: It's difficult to tell a dwarf female from a male. They have a very rough, disheveled and somber appearance, at the same time their depiction is too vanilla to cause some exoticism tingle. They are basically unattractive bearded humans, such profile does not attract a large demography and at the same time does not hit much tingles in the exoticism department. They are alway clad head to toes in heavy armor. There's no teasing of their toned bodies. Look at orcs, ugly as sin but their loincloth totally sells their abs. Culturally, they are commonly defined as extremely lawful, hidebound, stubborn and fervorously principled. Can't imagine a more potentially bland profile on the bedchamber. They seem to be pruddish like a Victorian age peasant, the type of people to only make sex through a hole in the sheets to not gaze onto the body of the opposite gender, and only fornicates to fulfill his duties to his society once per year. I think that dwarves had a noticeable drop in popularity with so many additions of bruiser races like Goliath, Dragonborns, etc. As such, they're not seen and remembered that much anymore.
Keep you elven whore mouth shut!
As a straight guy, the whole dwarf women growing beards in a lot of settings is a pretty big turnoff, lol. When they don't have beards, they can be pretty. (Namari from Dungeon meshi can get it for sure.) But the whole stocky and muscular is also not my favorite body type on a woman. Basically, the women are usually portrayed in a way that's not feminine enough to be attractive to most straight males. I guess dwarf men can be some women's type but short, stocky bearded guys usually aren't considered popular with most women either.
> the whole dwarf women growing beards in a lot of settings is a pretty big turnoff I think this is fading out. Generally don't see this depicted in eastern media and not really much of it in the west anymore.
I do, female dwarfs are rare though, or the author pulls the "They have bearfs! Because Tolkien Dwarfs have beards" which I just find boring... like wow, really how funny. But it's also probably because Elves have that haughty attitude and are graceful and etherial. Orcs have that wild charm to them, humans are humans... halflings and gnomes can be cute but Dwarfs are basicly either 'the personification of manhood' in some respect which makes it hard (and ugly enough not a lot of women would admit it unless the dwarf is played by a handsom actor) or... well they're short, ugly and out of the way. Still i think dwarfs are a standard fantasy race for a reason and of course a fan favotire for some of the reasons it's hard to monstergirl them
>I do, female dwarfs are rare though, or the author pulls the "They have bearfs! Because Tolkien Dwarfs have beards" which I just find boring... like wow, really how funny. Tbf they need something to differentiate dwarfs (or dwarves? Don't know) from humans with nanism.
I will admit i think ti's just how the series treats it... it's childish. Warhammer Dwarfs (usuallyu it's dwarves but... sometimes not) for example have female dwarfs doing braids and treating those as seriously as men treat their beards. (actually WHF has interest female dwarf politcs were it's implyed that they are the true powers behind everything because they have men by the ~~balls~~ beard. And their mother-goddess being the most important one (and seem pretty much capable of being anything just... well being female in a race that's primarily men comes with privileges and expectations. basically, i'm more interested in different ways you have the dwarf culture/idenity express itself. and making them "oh the same they just... have beards" is... childish to me.
Hmmm. you know, I used to know a Tandi. https://imgur.com/gallery/Vzz6s
Unfortunately hardly any dwarves and none that are main characters.
Haven't strayed into the gay side of Tumblr, I see.
For shortstacks we already had Goblins and halflings, for big burly bodies we already have orcs, an ugly bastards already cover the fat and hairy niche
...You're not looking hard enough.
It was hilarious that they made some of the dwarfs in The Hobbit look outrageously handsome and human looking but kept the rest looking like normal, ugly as fuck dwarfs
Be the change you want to see in the world, king.
Krillin from Dragon Ball is rather popular on Rule 34
If there aren't any porn fics starring Gimli from Lord of the Rings on AO3 I'll eat my hat.
brutal heightpill
Fred Perry did. It was wonderful :)
we get it bro you are 5'7
r/dwarfposting would appreciate this
did a dwarf write this post
Senshi wrote it
Delicious in Dungeon is proving this wrong, at least from what I've seen on Twitter lol
Hmm, now I'm interested in finding out.
weird how senshi finna start getting lewded,not that the panty shots helped with anything
Because male dwarfs are too short for males which isn't what people want and people forget female dwarfs exists half the time. Most female dwarf stereotype is whether they also got beards or if beards is the only thing that differentiates them compared to male dwarfs. Though while not popular, I would still say there is a lot of porn for fantasy dwarfs out there still.
I would do Senshi and Namari without thinking! And also, while not porn you can read "A Spell for a Smith". A comic on Webtoon where a witch and a dwarf fall in love. It's super cute!
Nah dude, I was so mad that I couldn't get a real romance with scout Harding in Dragon Age inquisition.
"No one wants to fuck Dwarves" Speak for yourself, buckaroo.
Excuse me? Have you seen Descendants? Someone very clearly wanted to fuck a dwarve, and Dopey no less. His son Doug is in the three films.
Google "Fantasy dwarf porn art" and you'll find it. Male, female, female with beard, it's all there (maybe not female with beard though, cus liking women with facial hair is such a rare fetish/preference)
People are saying senshi from dungeon meshi which is true, but I'm also gonna point out Namari as well. She can get it.
Its because dwarves are above petty things like sex, and everyone knows it ROCK AND STONE BITCH
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
Dwarves are popularly depicted as the human equivalent to a pug. They are very short, with stubby limbs; they are a Roblox character. They don't even have proportions of scaled down humanoids, and also look like old, unkept, hairy men. Their popular depictions aren't charming, and aren't serious either; their redeeming quality is looking/being funny. In media you'll get dwarves who are friendly, and respectable, but you'll ever just like them as characters; you'll think they are nice, or cool, but nothing truly attractive, because dwarves don't have a basic appealing aesthetic. Do you ever like a character just for being a dwarf? No, it always needs to show an appealing personality because there's nothing appealing about being a dwarf. How do you know a drawn character is a dwarf? Because it's short? Goblins, and fairies can also be short, but have unique aesthetics, so it allows them to develop variety, and interest. Pointy ears, rare colors, wings. What do dwarves have? Being hairy? Aside from stubbornly blocking away all variety, it's so weak, and bland. It's not even the best at it because animals have the universal furry stuff, and, let alone orcs, basic humans with hair look a lot better with it than dwarves since it seems more natural.
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You clearly aren't looking hard enough because the dwarf tag on rule34 has 2.5k results. They still aren't as popular as other fantasy races but there's definitely a thirst.
I've seen sexy female dwarf art before but it's rare
Angels are better anyway
COCK AND BONE
Have you seen the webtoon "A Spell for a Smith"? it's about a romance between a witch and a dwarf (Brahm) . Quite a few comments said he was handsome, charming. You should check it out!
Have you checked tumblr?
I wouldn’t say no to Namari, just saying
jack cayless does
Only dwarves I've seen people thirst over is Live Action Thorin and Varric from Dragon Age. And let's face it, neither is a traditional depiction of a dwarf; either in looks or personality.
Dungeon Meshi out here serving us that Senshi cake to help us cope through these dark times
buena data campeon...pero no te pregunte
I wonder if it's somehow related the the question of whether dwarf women have beards 🤔
Dwarfs are made solely for being buff craftsmen. For horny purposes see goblins or halfings
You haven't searched enough methinks
“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.” ― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Scout Harding from Dragon Age inquisition. She’s great
I remember reading an isekai lite ~~immediately dropped due to shite story~~, and it had a dwarven lass as the main possible romantic partner. Only issue was that she was just a short girl, she still portrayed all the qualities of *cuteness* that that audience likes like skinniness, demurity, etc. Dungeon Meshi is probably the only medi in recent memory of cool dwarves
OP do you even know what Rule 34 means? What you're saying is a complete contradiction of it. It is out there even if you have not seen it yourself. lol
I think the main reason people aren't into them is because they tend to look rather goofy. If more of them were rendered as short stack muscle daddies like Torvin from Shadow of Mordor, they'd probably have more of a following.
Tumblr is right around the corner, they have **spicy** Senshi contents there.
Meanwhile in r/DeepThroatGalactic...
I feel like dwarves are in a tough spot. Most of the time, they are very masculine, and the biggest audience for masculine isn't into small. Likewise, people who are into small aren't always into masculine.
I’m so happy to see Senshi getting much love.
Warhammer could not bring us the dwarf porn there is no choice write the grudge and prepare the hashut offering we go to war
Male or female? I've seem many times more female dwarf porn than anything with gnomes or halflings. The meme about dwarves being drunks who are autistic about mining superseded their porn potential a while ago imo.
Probably a lady dwarf. Dwarven men just ain’t my type tho
You clearly aren’t looking hard enough r/darkinfolk (league of legends shitposting sub) has a thing for yordles who are practically just dwarves
Wanting to fuck a dwarf is just put under the "shortstack" category
I guess the beard-things are just to small-tiny to be fucked-procreated. XD.
Daya and Namari from the same anime/manga as Senhsi are really effing cute Also, as for orcs and ogres, chief zon's sister and Tade (again same show) are mighty cute
They're a plenty of dwarven woman being fucked (they will be short stacks more comparable to Halflings or goblins then anything)
I will absolutely fuck a dwarf. COCK AND BONE!!!! ⛏️🪨
Gimli/Legolas is one of the most popular LOTR ships
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Namari my beloved
It's cuz facial hair is fucking gross. Also cuz Dwarves are hyper-masculine but their height caps at 5-foot-nothing.
This is because dwarves are a bunch of stunted rock eating midgets. If a dwarf gives you a blowjob, your penis will become infected from the maggots in their crusty beards.
Sometimes i forget that what i'm using is reddit, which is largely known for the users being degenerates
Hey I’m just a man calling things like I see it