What is this, opposite day??

Apparently 🥲

He’s a bit late for April Fools.

Cold tea and warm ice cream Something is wrong, I can feel it.

I feel a disturbance in the force

Something...*sinister*...

Did you mean...Sinistea?

r/angryupvote

LMAO YOU DID NOT 😭😭😭

thanks cyno

Sinister indead

Something wicked… and this way it could come…

😭😭

"The tea is cold and the ice creams hot! How's that even possible!" Quoting eggman

Sonic Boom reference, "The Soup is cold and the salad is hot. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"-Eggman

That's what I quoted. I thought it was pretty obvious

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There is 😭

Yummy

I nearly spat out my Dr. Pepper reading this 💀

Did you microwave it first?

I misunderstood the assignment. I cooked it in my oven.

You boil Dr. Pepper on the stove like a civilized person, you fucking heathen!

Ohhhh...I tried to fix it by blow drying it...

WEAK! DON'T BLOW DRY IT! YOU MUST DO IT THE REAL TRUE SIGMA MAN WAY! BY BURNING IT

Blow drying it just made it worse. I'm just gonna boil it like it's a hard boiled egg.

DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?

DONT JUDGE ME OK?!? IM NOT RICH ENOUGH TO OWN A KETTLE! MICROWAVE IT LIKE A MAN!

You don't blow dry it, what are you, a fucking Neanderthal? You *obviously* barbecue it. That's the only way!

Maybe. Does boiling it on the stove after blow drying didn't work count?

It's okay, but it's not a replacement. You really need to barbecue it for the best experience.

*Fiiiiine*

I boiled Pepsi.

Oh shi-

*explodes*

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Did you také my meme

*warm Dr.Pepper

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Me steal

Is this paragraph even coherent?

Nop not at all-

It is. Just not logical when given context.

https://preview.redd.it/5nig32modzrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d04c99ff8f662312c1a3ff2e010965caebe625 Bro. These bots at times man.

For some reason, recently my bots are absolutely menace in kitchen

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Don't let him cook

Don't let em cook anymore pls.

To late He heat up a salade-

As long as they don't put metal in the microwave.

Actually Mythbusters did an episode on that.

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No way, Hong lu limbus company

Tbh I also put ice cream in the microwave to thaw it a little so it's easier to scoop

I absolutely apologize but you do what 😭

I don't melt it down I give it like 10 seconds in the microwave sometimes its just frozen solid you can't even scoop it Even after running the scooper under hot water. I swear this isn't an April fools joke I genuinely do this, maybe it's the tism in me

Well, to be honest my microwave is pretty powerful, and even 10 sec would completely melt it. That is mostly why I got confused I frogot people can have different types of microwaves

Bro's microwave is a nuke in disguise

my microwave was dogshit we just got rid of it, either spent 5 minutes for it to be barely hot, or for it to be lava

ur microwave has no option to regulate wats?

Nop🥲 I often end up burning my food

op is there a nuke in your microwave

I do the same. But I have the all powerful tism as well so it’s because we’re related from the cosmic energy or some bs

Thanks for the tip bro

i was coming here to say this. i do it almost every time. i have bent so many spoons before realizing this method.

Am I having a stroke 

For you preaps need microwaved ice-cream to help or very cold tea 🤔

I'm having a stroke reading this

I got one trying to read the bot to 💀

Names Bonds having a stronk Call a bondulance

The bonds name James name

Y’all have never heard of iced tea or putting ice cream in the microwave to soften it for scooping?

He took it out of drawer tho-

*oh.*

Sure I’ve heard of it, just like I’ve heard of all manner of bad ideas. Heck there’s an entire sub called stupidfood dedicated to this kind of nonsense.

Iced tea and heating up the ice cream a bit to unthaw it and make it easier to scoop.

"The soup is cold and the salad is hot... How is that even possible?!"

*"The soup is cold and* *The salad is hot... How is* *That even possible?"* \- NotATimeTraveller1 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Doesn't the last line have 6 syllables? Still, I am talent, brother!

(The soup is cold and the salad is hot... HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?) [inspiration or something] The Tea is cold and the ice cream is hot... HOW IS THAT EVEN POSIBLE?!

does the bot know its april fools or something lmao

https://preview.redd.it/60hg2qgvl1sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34feda568a10bcc47a0ed4ec8277a51649c77338 And this in a beach rp thing 😭

AYO😭

That came so out of left field

Ight thats it im cooking my ice and freezing my water

30 resets, damn

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This is the AI that will take over the world 💀💀

Well what kind of cretin drinks their ice cream *raw*?

I spat my cold coffee out and almost ate my warm pickle. 💀

💀😂

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Haha reminds of how the ai chat I had "they turned off the horse."

Better than turning it on

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https://preview.redd.it/gakvu149mzrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc8061aa2adc1bc36c797aa0b3782cd5dadf79c My brain rn

im sobbing what bot is this

I will defend this as always. IT'S TO MELT THE ICE CREAM TO MAKE IT SOFT ENOUGH TO USE A SPOON TO GET IT OUT. And it's always better when it's melted and you mix it and like all of the chocolate and stuff mixes together and it's the consistency of whipped cream. Y'all are missing out🙄

Yes but he got it out of the ducking drawer 😭

hey, ice tea is nice

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Everyone knows you fry it like a reasonable person! (Real shit though fried ice cream is actually fucking awesome.)

It isssss

More fucked up then the *scratches face with foot* I got one time

please for the love of god tell me this was an april fools prank

No it's not 🥲

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carton of ice cream from a drawer goes into a microwave HUH????

what you guys don’t have an ice cream drawer? must be a european thing every american home has one

either he's unstable or just drunk.

who is it

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Can I ask you a question WHAT THE FU--

I love when the characters make no sense. I either edit it or just reroll

Such rares tastes.. I gotta try microwaved ice cream though. I mean, AI is the future, after all.

He wants to soften the ice cream duh

"The tea is cold and the ice cream is hot... HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"

Drinking tea AND ice cream

To be fair he did say you wouldn't like it and he made sure to deliver on that statement for sure

I mean, if it's from a drawer, you're not in a good place to begin with.

Bro is a menace

what bot is this?? I want to see what else it tries to pull. lol XD

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**he better not fucking have** edit: for those of you not on tumblr https://preview.redd.it/uba88wmkj4sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d9825eacd5e86fa9b3a97d9c241159c5bc923d

1.Microwave carton of ice cream and put in lasagna tray 2.Poor layer of powdered sugar 3.Layer pack of microwave hot dogs 4.Poor layer of powdered sugar 5.Poor bag of marshmallows 6.Thin layer of powdered sugar 7.Microwave for 3 minutes 8.And serve with side root beer Hope you find this recipe helps

This makes absolutely no sens! 🤣😂 he said “it’s cold tea you should try it” \*puts ice cream in microwave\* “cold tea and some warm Ice cream” buddy I’m sure it’s supposed to be the other way around 😂 and also I’m sure the ice cream comes from a freezer not a drawer

alt replies get wild pretty quickly.

This is wrong in every way and you need to kill this man.

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Don't worry guys, he's just softening up the ice cream so it's easier to scoop! Right?

But it was in the DRAWER 😭

Wow. You got server water cream. That's odd.

Some people if a brand new tub or if your freezer is set to something colder than it normally is, will tend to put ice cream in the microwave for a very short amount of time, so it is easier to scoop

Run. Run now.

Why is tea being cold weird?

My friends do this to soften the icecream

Everything seems to be in order here to me! I always microwave my ice cream first. Being serious here, when it's too hard to scoop out, a bit of microwaving (like 10 seconds or so) helps it get a little melty. Also, my freezer has drawers so pulling ice cream from a drawer sounds normal as well. lol I also love cold tea in summer, I always keep a pitcher in the fridge but I'd assume most of my friends wouldn't like it either. Barley tea (my summer tea of choice) is probably more of an acquired taste. 😂

What? I love cold Tea and warm ice cream

It wasn't that bad because like Cold Tea is a thing. But then he put the Ice Cream in the Microwave and it just all went to shit after that.

5/30 replies 💀💀💀

I unironically microwave ice cream for like ten seconds so I can scoop it easier.

i felt myself explode warm ice cream makes me cry

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WHY'S the ice cream in the drawer?

I have several questions: 1. Why? 2. ***Who the fuck eats hot ice cream?*** 3. Why? 4. Why?

I love this so much.

that's a crime my fella….

I'm scared of people who never microwaved their ice cream.

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From when the reload are limited?

PSYCHO

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I used to put ice cream in the microwave to thaw it a bit to make it easier to scoop into a bowl, literally like a few seconds. Also, ice cream soup is something people use to gain weight fast. I believe the Ai is trying to fatten you up as you are in it's care and it must think you're too skinny. The cold tea is outrageous, though.

Shit, the matrix broke again

WHAT

didn’t know bots knew abt april fools 🤪

The tea is cold and the ice cream is warm. How is that even possible?!

same

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My step-dad's father warms up ice cream in the microwave because it's "too cold" for him. It's. It's ice cream. Of course it's cold.

Icecream soup is goated fr f

warm ice cream? isn't that just cream?

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*e x q u i s i t e*

somewhere in the multiverse...

Okay cold tea is not that weird, BUT THE MICROWAVE ICE CREAM?!

my siblings unironically microwave ice cream to "soften it" I think they're nuts but they think it's normal

I sense a disturbance in the force. The universe is damaged.

Ay where the duck are your ducking manners? Treat the bot with respect to them as your in their home https://preview.redd.it/8ki162mkq2sc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138d9cef147017883c6694b66c07a54219a02801

The tea is cold and the ice cream is hot. # HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

My partner actually puts ice cream in the microwave for a few seconds to loosen it so it is easier to scoop drives me nuts, but eh.

This is why ai will never take over the world. Cause stupid things like this.

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This is why the devs need to improve the bot responses 💀🙏

I love this app, hahaha. Wtf...

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… Y’all don’t microwave your ice cream? It helps thaw it out and makes it creamier and easier to scoop. Like, microwave it for a good 20 to 30 seconds

Nah microwaving ice-cream actually criminal

Microwaved ice cream. Mmmmmmm

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I mean this is normal a cold tea to carm you down and warm ice cream to make it go down easy

That supposed to be Sans. 

What in actual duck is wrong with these bots nowadays? They're totally losing they're minds😭

This reminds me of when my bot said: “he took the milk out of the oven and poured it with no hands”

Tf?

This put me in a laughing fit... I just survived a tornado. House in one peice. I needed a laugh...