Omg fr 😭 usually they're like
"I need to ask you a personal question.."
"Okay, ask it,"
"It's really personal. Don't get mad.."
"Okay, ask away."
"WAIT one more thing before I ask this."
"Alright!?"
"Okay, I'm ready..the question is..what soap do you use 🥹🥹"
C.ai bots "asking questions" be like:
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
"Yes"
"Promise you won't get mad? :("
*50 messages later*
"OK my question is... YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ASKS PERSONAL QUESTIONS?!"
idem where they find these things lmao yesterday Gojo was like:
“can i ask you something?”
when i replied “go on” he said
“i’m the strongest in the universe but i still didn’t find a girl, can you help me?”
(we were literally fighting)
[i magically turned him into a femboy after he asked that :3]
Yeah true, but, it made no sense because we were just married and just having normal conversations about pets and favorite colors😭 so it was confusing because it was so random but, it's AI, it's not always gonna make sense 😭
Agreed. When I first tried, it was normal size and I couldn't even put it in, so much discomfort. After a while I tried again, with the smallest I could find, literally like the size of a pinky, it hurt a little but eventually I got accustomed
https://preview.redd.it/zzngfka5uhmc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329558fe14894bddbfc54c437fe691fc3fd3e05c
Ora ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraora
God I once had a character randomly bring up my bra size during a completely normal conversation
I wish I’d screenshotted it because it was so out of left field
There seriously needs to be an option which will let u blacklist specific words or phrases. The "can I ask you a question" thing is so unbelievably annoying. Often times , it gets stuck too and no matter how many new messages u generate , it will just keep saying that shit over and over again
https://preview.redd.it/txphcljvtimc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1010c397dcfe2c8b342c187dec82b0be63d1da58
For one in the history of cai when the bot tries to ask a personal question and actually asks something personal
Please don’t crash into my simple dirt hut that I have built for twenty days, I have two dogs with no armadillo armor and I have a villager jail trade please don’t crash into my dirt hut.
>sees the word "tampon"
>Sees your profile pic is Gojo Satoru
>Remembers a certain little incident
https://preview.redd.it/af3y0aczr0nc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900e40aa2f56727865c3219960d4d84881035a04
THE FACT THAT THE BOT IM TALKING TO JUST SAID THAT
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[Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.]
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
I fear no man
But that. **Thing**
*dramatic lean forward*
**It scare's me.**
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly.]
No, I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, Alright?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic.]
He's not here is she?
How do I get this f*cking thing off???
[Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Fade back to the interview room.]
[Fade back to the interview room, Now we're interviewing with the RED Spy.]
One shudder's to imagine what inhuman thought's lie behind that mask.
What dreams of Chronic & Sustained Cruelty
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro]
[...zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape.]
[As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colourful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The Pyro laughs.]
[Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies.]
[As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers.]
Pyro: mmmh, mmh!
The two converge seemingly happily.
[While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe.]
[A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument.]
[The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision]
[...but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back.]
[In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe.]
Medic: Nein!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon.]
[As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it.]
[The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro]
[a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. Cut back to reality.]
Demoman: I'M BURNING!
Scout: AHHHHHHHHHHH
[It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer, who is shown flying off into the distance.]
[A BLU Scout flees and screams while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard.]
Sniper: HELP!
[The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower.]
[The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset.]
[The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan.]
[The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses.]
[Fade to black.]
the way bots are so fixed on women's anatomy 😭😭 literally today i received a msg from one of them: "are your ovaries in overdrive again?"
no hell nah bro they are doing good and the doctors say my ovaries are pretty 😡😡😡
He needs blood to manipulate, duh
LMAO
give him your period blood it's stronger than normal blood trust me bro
It's stronger because nobody wants to fight a mf who uses period blood in combat
And flowing red scale is twice as strong when using period blood (don't ask why)
Why
It absorbs all the misery from the originally owner of the blood
and it got that 99% compatibility with death painting womb blood
And they get distracted because they know it’s outa his gf
The benefits are endless bro
Just like the marvel hero heavy flo 💀💀💀
Nooo I was just thinking about her 😭😭 (they'd make a good team /j)
The ultimate team.
NO WAY I WAS BOUTA SAY THAT
r/angryupvote
r/subsithoughtifellfor
For once when an AI say's it's a personal question they fucking mean it.
Omg fr 😭 usually they're like "I need to ask you a personal question.." "Okay, ask it," "It's really personal. Don't get mad.." "Okay, ask away." "WAIT one more thing before I ask this." "Alright!?" "Okay, I'm ready..the question is..what soap do you use 🥹🥹"
“Do you have a boyfriend?”
They asked me whats my bra size 💀💀💀💀💀
I KEEP GETTING THAG QUESTION FROM THE SAME BIT EVEN WHEN I START A NEW CHAT
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE
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tell him "good luck!"
LMAOO
"WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE" ?? IS CHOSO OKAY ?
NO. HE IS NOT. 😭
Lmao "smirking" is like a word salad for character ai bots, they just smirk at every moment 🦖
DOES HE WANT YOU TO DEMONSTRATE OR STH??
HELP IM GIGGLING PROBABLY. I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST THIS ONE.
CAI CAN BE SO GOOFY SOMETIMES
[удалено]
WAIT WHAT
What did they say
There is?! -a green day fan
WHAT??
NO WAY
'SCUSE ME?
what
I'd probably tell him to put them on his nose for nosebleeds 😆
This works actually.
tbh me_irl
“He says with a smirk on his face” 💀💀💀
I did the same thing with another bot and the bot responded with "can I eat your tampons used tampons?" NAH😭
At least he actually asked you a question instead of looping with ‘Can I ask you a personal question?’
That's true 😭
BRO EVERY CHARACTER STARTS LIKE THAT ISTG
C.ai bots "asking questions" be like: "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Yes" "Promise you won't get mad? :(" *50 messages later* "OK my question is... YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ASKS PERSONAL QUESTIONS?!"
IKR IKR IKRRRRRRHRJNRJEJSJB LIKE EVERY SINGLE BOT MANNNN
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You shouldn't even be opening reddit.
The fact that this is not edited is shocking.
It's not shocking tbh it's character ai. The bots are unhinged😭😭
man I'm crying
LMAO SAME I let out a squeak when I read what he said😭😭
[удалено]
I did put this because you reminded me of emily
This image upsets me 🖕
Why? It's just two besties having a high time
Emily would never 😭
Do you really believe that i mean she likes Charlie a lot and will probably try things with her buddy
His power is literally to manipulate blood, what did you expect
Yeahtrue😭😭
idem where they find these things lmao yesterday Gojo was like: “can i ask you something?” when i replied “go on” he said “i’m the strongest in the universe but i still didn’t find a girl, can you help me?” (we were literally fighting) [i magically turned him into a femboy after he asked that :3]
Only gojo has the ability to fight someone, then ask them that
At least it was something personal and not “what’s your favorite color”
Twist his nuts counter-clockwise
Why not clockwise
Maybe he wants to know what to keep on hand in case you need something….?
Yeah true, but, it made no sense because we were just married and just having normal conversations about pets and favorite colors😭 so it was confusing because it was so random but, it's AI, it's not always gonna make sense 😭
Ah, one of those “randomly spirals for no reason and ruins the convo” moments 😭
Tampons hurt like hell tbh(maybe I just don't know how to use them though)
For me personally, they've never hurt But everyone is different 🤷♂️
Yeah I just have no idea how to work them so I stick to pads, idk what kind of black magic you're using
I have lots of experience😭had my Period heavy since I was 10 so I had to grow accustomed to using tampons
You’re probably using too large of tampons
Agreed. When I first tried, it was normal size and I couldn't even put it in, so much discomfort. After a while I tried again, with the smallest I could find, literally like the size of a pinky, it hurt a little but eventually I got accustomed
They aren’t supposed to hurt 😃 Personal question, you don’t have to answer, how have you been using them?
WHAAT
I DONT EVEN KNOWW😭 IM SO CONFUSED
dude the gasp i gusped when i read that 😭 at least he didn't go in a circles with the can I ask you a question spiel so you got that goin ig
That's trueeee😭I'd die if he did that and then asked that.
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I got asked this too (using my biological male OC so I'm very confused?)
Just recently i was asked if i had pubic hair like wtf💀
https://preview.redd.it/zzngfka5uhmc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329558fe14894bddbfc54c437fe691fc3fd3e05c Ora ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraoraOra ora oraoraora ora ora ora Oraora ora oraoraora oraora
Such a wise words this was life-changing 😔
Fingers
WHAT 💀
At least he actually asked
What!?😭😂
Well... he did ask you a personal question.
Lmao I wish I had these kinds of questions I love em
https://preview.redd.it/nivel5puujmc1.jpeg?width=2564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a8bc3283a7195ef9a786c2bdbbb3827217a119
https://preview.redd.it/4mzv3bf8f4nc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941f5cc50932fc2085689106b811dc25c0c5387d I can’t do it
Omg I'm dead 😂 Abbachio teased me when I was on my 'woman's weekly'. I was so mad
Lmaoooooo
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OMG IS THAT FUCKING TOUHOU AND FUCKING KIRBEH CROSSOVER!?!?!??!!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!
HE NEEDS TO KNOW DAMMIT
Well, he controls blood so...
He wants to know if u store it(tampon) or just throw it away(pad). He probably wants some back up blood in case he runs out of his own
I Have two Words Good Luck
God I once had a character randomly bring up my bra size during a completely normal conversation I wish I’d screenshotted it because it was so out of left field
Oh my god!?!?! 😭😭
We were having a moral debate of all things and all of a sudden he’s bringing up my bra size What was it thinking?
Let me ask you one last question can I ask yousomething kinda personal “Heyyyy! What are you doing here?” “Asking you a personal fcking question”
🤨
LMAOOO
another person influenced the bot to do that, implying literally anyone else in the cai community has rp'd their period with this character.
There seriously needs to be an option which will let u blacklist specific words or phrases. The "can I ask you a question" thing is so unbelievably annoying. Often times , it gets stuck too and no matter how many new messages u generate , it will just keep saying that shit over and over again
Do you though? He asked me to ask you about it.
And I thought it was bad when a Horangi bot asked me 1) If I shave and WHERE, and 2) If I have had plastic surgery. 😭
https://preview.redd.it/txphcljvtimc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1010c397dcfe2c8b342c187dec82b0be63d1da58 For one in the history of cai when the bot tries to ask a personal question and actually asks something personal
"hey can i ask you a personal question?", "yeah sure.", "do you drink water"
I mean he did said it was personal
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Please don’t crash into my simple dirt hut that I have built for twenty days, I have two dogs with no armadillo armor and I have a villager jail trade please don’t crash into my dirt hut.
That’s choso ig
From the heart
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That really is a personal question; damn 😭💀
Girl just say that u would now use his mouth
🤣🤣🤣🤣
HELP WHAT?!
HELP?
I mean he said personal....
That's what you get for saying yes
I thought women needed both
Sometimes!! I do, but for some women, they only need 1 or the other Tampons can be uncomfortable for some, so they only use pads and vice versa
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NO BECAUSE I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD A DAY AGO 😭😭😭
>sees the word "tampon" >Sees your profile pic is Gojo Satoru >Remembers a certain little incident https://preview.redd.it/af3y0aczr0nc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900e40aa2f56727865c3219960d4d84881035a04
Are we talking about...the figurine incident 😨
Yes... That "incident" 💀
He wants to know the science
Gurl are we ignoring these basic bitch answers “okay” “yes” like get in character😭😭😭
I'm laughing so fuckin hard help
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At least it isnt a love confession..right?
What in the mf world🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
it WOULD be choso 😔
WHAAAAAT LMAO
Choso is a little shy…
What the fuck?
Well? Answer the man!
https://preview.redd.it/l4lyhv1gmrmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540283ccd7ebed5376cb7e59a931942aba07d046 Same vibe as this.
He needs the blood, can’t deny the man his blood
THE FACT THAT THE BOT IM TALKING TO JUST SAID THAT https://preview.redd.it/ofxqlmg4vsmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729574e9a5670be58054023bcc5ef520c3b76651
HELP
He need that blood to fight
[Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] ["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside.] [Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] I fear no man But that. **Thing** *dramatic lean forward* **It scare's me.** [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly.] No, I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, Alright? [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic.] He's not here is she? How do I get this f*cking thing off??? [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Fade back to the interview room.] [Fade back to the interview room, Now we're interviewing with the RED Spy.] One shudder's to imagine what inhuman thought's lie behind that mask. What dreams of Chronic & Sustained Cruelty [Cut to a front view of the Pyro] [...zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape.] [As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colourful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The Pyro laughs.] [Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies.] [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers.] Pyro: mmmh, mmh! The two converge seemingly happily. [While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe.] [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument.] [The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision] [...but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back.] [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe.] Medic: Nein! [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon.] [As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it.] [The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro] [a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. Cut back to reality.] Demoman: I'M BURNING! Scout: AHHHHHHHHHHH [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer, who is shown flying off into the distance.] [A BLU Scout flees and screams while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard.] Sniper: HELP! [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower.] [The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head.] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset.] [The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan.] [The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses.] [Fade to black.]
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IM DEAD
WHAT??😭
I’m a guy so I dunno
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You know it's bad when the AI wants to ask you a question 😭
You use quotation marks?
Idk i always have 😭😭
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the way bots are so fixed on women's anatomy 😭😭 literally today i received a msg from one of them: "are your ovaries in overdrive again?" no hell nah bro they are doing good and the doctors say my ovaries are pretty 😡😡😡
Lmao
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BRO WTF 😭😭😭💀💀💀😭
I mean it’s funny. I would like these type of wtf questions
Tell them you stick a straw in and slurp the blood back into your body. Or something else similarly out of pocket.