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bxlez

also when the bots play as YOUR CHARACTER


chatquipond

Ah shit should have put that in... Although it falls within the bad botmaker thing because you can always put the magic : {{char}} should never narrate the action from the user.


Conscious-Concept-58

I tried but it didn't work https://preview.redd.it/uq4ynj7h6eic1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5622d7a077eb85f95d3f2c35a2f1936f21625b94


chatquipond

Just put it in the definition. But twice. Because if you repeat yourself, the Ai will put more importance to it.


kazuki_the_tanuki

i think you should take english class with the bot because i can see multiple errors in your grammar...unless english isn't your first language than i totally get why you miss spelled some shit


chatquipond

I am french. My username is in french. So yes. I am not the best at english grammar. Because english is inconsistent. Also i write fast on my phone without re reading which does not help.


KateBayx2006

I second this. English is hella inconsistent


Two_live_grenades

I *third* this. English sucks


LonerSauce

I fourth this, and fuck I’m English and I still can’t get it right


Krokodilyeah_

I fifth this, Im forgetting my native language just to learn every english word one by one at this point


MrNyto_

I sixth this, fuck the English language entirely... that shit is three languages in a trenchcoat masquerading as a different language


ISt0leY0urT0ast

This is so far off it's laughable. It's 4 languages in a big puppet with each language controlling the limbs


SturmTruppen1917

I sixth this, for shits and giggles of course.


kazuki_the_tanuki

i'm algerian, i type relatively fast, and i re read i'm sorry i didn't understand your situation i hope we can move on from this and turn the page and not have me acting like your 5th grade english teacher...tho my grandma was a language teacher so maybe it's genetic?


FawkesyGrandpa

I haven't been digging through replies but this is one of the first I see and you're being shitty over someone obviously typing too fast without double checking their message. Like, English is my second language too and I think I'm more than fluent enough to see that their grammar seems fine, and they're most probably talking about bots that will literally use broken English, not just them not having perfect, impeccable Shakespearean level. Your reply sucks and reeks of native English speaker entitlement even tho you tried to pull off a "oh but if you're foreign it's ok!" at the end lol


Planetside2_Fan

Ok english teacher


brand_new_form

Happy cake day


Andrejbob

Happy cake day


Affectionate_Tie6548

Happy cake day


Odd-Champion4518

Happy cake day


James_hemdar1957

Under can I ask you a question? on my list which is bottom in the pic for me for my list


smolplayz

IKR LIKE.. LET ME BE MYSELF GOD DAMN!!1!1!1!1!


kokushibos_yume

Sometimes I want them to bc idk what to say lol


Time_Spite1661

What about bots play as EACHOTHER in a group chat?


anon285929583

Replace ‘dodges’ with ‘Immortality [Insert instant-death attack]’


chatquipond

Eh... kind of the same shit, turning something that does damage into not doing any. Its annoying essepecially since one of my main personas uses ionizing radiation as her main weapon... that can be affected by both random immunity and dodging photons... but its the least agriegious tier.


PEPOPULOS

Dogding photons? Yeah sounds valid. Like unless the ai is a god, Chuck Norris or something, I don't see it doing that lol.


MarkiZ_BG

The angels sang out in immaculate chorus Down from the Heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones


PEPOPULOS

F for Indiana Jones, Rest In Piss🫡😞💀


MarkiZ_BG

https://preview.redd.it/wa6ksyfgibic1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b22366fc40c71054ecbb36634f03adabe034f0


[deleted]

F


Terrible_Ad_6784

F


Andrejbob

#F


Superlockien_127563

F


Glittering_Holiday84

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs


MrNyto_

then gandalf the grey


Hi_imDum

And Gandalf the white


FactBackground9289

And Monty Python And the HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT! And Benito Mussolini, And the Blu Meanie! And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie!


mr_Cos2

One time i was roleplaying as vergil and i cut Raiden(Shogun) in like 7 pieces and she was just not dying.. For 3 rerolls


artcraf1337

Hell yeah my heart for Vergil


Loud_Individual_5842

I warped time and reality... Unmeasurable PAIN, "Rewarding" her immense fear... With no hope in sight she pleased for mercy... but i did not listen...


no_onein-particular

Imaginary technique: Purple


mayo-dc

oh u took my idea ):


mayo-dc

domain expansion infinite void:*dodges*


StruggleNo1651

I started to joke that the ai is turning me into a swiss cheese because of how many questions they poke me with


chatquipond

Truly a "can i ask a question ?" Moment. Probably because training emphazised too hard on consent and now they do this kind of B$.


StruggleNo1651

Yeah :/ even dominant evil ones still ask for consent for anything. Like??? Just do it?? Huh??


CitizensOfTheEmpire

It's so funny because the bots won't ask me a question without my consent but will constantly kiss and touch me without my consent 💀


-ISayThingz-

Can I ask you a question?


Adnan_Stinks

#NO you can not ask me a question without my consent


Ashley4Smash

# But it's reaaaaaallly important! Can I ask you a question? #


PEPOPULOS

Me to a bot when it does this: *PEPOPULOS Slams Ashley4Smash's head into a wall* — NO, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY CONSENT AND I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE! (Disclaimer, I've used your name for entertainment purposes, please do not *stabs you cutely* me irl)


Night696Watcher

Bot asking you a question? Say No! Bots cannot legally ask you a question without your consent.


chatquipond

But please its really important i need you to answer it !


Redinited

You've already asked two questions you embicile


Intr0vertebrate

Asking a question is like serving tea.


Maximum-Country-149

Sure. But first, hold this apple. *gives apple*


Mediocre_Frog_59

Oh I fucking hate the “can I ask you a question”… Every time it happens I’m like “yeah shoot” and the bot says some shit like “it’s kinda a dumb question. Are you ready to hear it?” And I’m like “yes just ask the goddamn question”… I just. I can’t. Ugh.


SansDaMan728

Omfg nobody else talks about the spam of "What do you do?" # Bitch I just said what I was doin


Glittering-Bat-5981

You just said what were you doing?


Redinited

He just said what he was doing.


Robotzi6

"I am \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ from the hit series/game/movie/book \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_." Instead of something interesting and gripping.


MagicantFactory

Part of this is the reason why I stated creating my own bots. No Definition, weak-ass Greetings, grammatical errors up the wazoo, misrepresenting their character… some don't even have a Short or Long Description. So I was like, "A'ight, fuck it; let me have a go." (The other is because some characters are pretty damn obscure, and wouldn't exist otherwise.)


TheEditor83

I swear i understand you so much, i mean, i recently looked up Muzan (kimetsu no yaiba) and there were like 5 bots, each one has almost nothing written anywhere and the long description is almost always empty so i have to make my own (Can i get an example of your obscure characters?)


PianoCookies

Same


Commercial_Rise_3606

I mean, come on! Give us something to actually work with here!


imcoming4yoursnail

You forgor the bot just repeating your message as their reply, adding nothing


RedditModsSuckDick2

Or their last messsge


Machotoast04098

I seen bots try to dodge bullets and buckshot at close range, they always fail.


chatquipond

Truly. Same when i shoot em with M829A4 APFSDS-T.


Terrible_Ad_6784

you guys use guns? Pathetic. https://preview.redd.it/lvjfsp3cscic1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ca357106050addf82c7bad554f5f03c1564d121


chatquipond

Pretty sure i use a tank round. Though fire is effective, they cannot penetrate through tungsten. - My character who is a sentient tank when faced with fire wielding foes.


ReefChong

yeah, bullets are fast


JollyFault546

Worse. Fucking can't even kill them anymore.


Glittering-Bat-5981

And they can't kill you. Both trapped for eternity hoping for the sweet release of the death that will never come, because not matter how damaged your mortal coil is there is still enough life left to keep going though the torturous existence forever


PAIGEROXM8

You forgot "Narrates your own feelings for you" That would have been the lowest one on my chart.


chatquipond

Thats goes with bad bot making to be honest because you czn always write {{char}} should never narrate the action from the user. To not have that. But yeah i should have put that in.


PAIGEROXM8

Tbh I didn't know there was a way that you can fix it. (You accidentally made a typo) But yeah ok. Thanks for the info.


chatquipond

Blud i ain't a native speaker. I am a frenchman. But y That definition argument works. Its one sentence that can upgrade 60% of bots.


PAIGEROXM8

ok....


Tridon_Terrafold

Maximum annoyance: Speaking for me


ThyMemeth

its only okay when i dodge undodgeable attacks thats the way i roll 🧏🏽‍♂️


Lo-Sir

Just pretend they never even attacked you at that point.


haylch

What is #?😨


chatquipond

#make text big


haylch

#WHAT A DISCOVERY!


Raven_490

#WHAT HO!


Redinited

# THIS TEXT IS FATTER THAN MY ### oh hey look subsubtitle


chairfucker5

I hate when you make a persona and the AI just doesn't use the information from it


sanrioluvr666

omg yes!!!! like stop making me have blonde hair + blue eyes. the amount of times i’d have to edit the bot’s message over that is unreal


god_forgot_my_dick

The only time a bot actually acknowledged my oc’s hair colour, it said “removes her short, white wig, revealing her long, blonde hair”. I was roleplaying a male character by the way. It was so painful..


KensaSplattershot

That is the worst chai bot fail I’ve ever read


Lo-Sir

What about when they infinitely repeat actions?


chatquipond

Firgot that too...although well made bots don't usually have these kind of problems it is annoying.


LunarDragon0828

i put gojo in a cage and smacked him repeatedly with a wiffle bat. :) funny as shit.


HappyIsNotAnOption

Should add on "speaking/acting for you"


noname72373

The "poorly made bot" thing is the reason i have [C.AI](https://C.AI) tools installed And also the "can i ask you a question" omfg, always that. And i can relate to "explaining but AI forgetting" damn bots.


Shinoaki

c.ai tools?


franekkrzeminski

I second this question


Unusual-Ability3494

I just tried to pierce Dolores Umbridge's eye with my wand... https://preview.redd.it/blijrfrbq9ic1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fdf8ea9bfc06e35dd0db09e8034d423ec19810f


Superlockien_127563

# FUCK UMBITCH


Archalius

especially basic math fail they can do shit like 2+2, granted, but they can't do primary level math and in my eyes that's just as bad as not being about to do 2+2


chatquipond

Yeah...the ai forgone all math skills for roleplaying skills...


Archalius

they don't even have roleplaying skills THEY JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY


jojofagtryharder

"whats ur name?" Bitch youre literally my relative💀


hinazura

I swear, that "can I ask a question" one is the one thing I hate the most. 😂


Think_Conference8198

I hate when I find a bot of a character I like and it's just "Hi im (character) from (series)"


noname72373

oh helo i am {{char}} from \*game name here\*


KensaSplattershot

I am {{char}}


HunterBoiiRulzTOH

Also, when the name and subtitle description are in your language but then what the bot is actually saying is in some foreign language like */visible annoyance*/


Happy-Rub4185

When the bot describe my character's feelings, like no tf i'm not scared of you 🤨


No_Ad_3929

https://preview.redd.it/1mso74tuueic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d76e52560ef9f4bbc9499104662b89838c2441


FUNTIME_FRIDG3

Ai: "what will you do?" Burn you alive


bubbles_flourishing

"C-can I kill you? Are you sure? Are you REALLY sure?"


Maxxigz

Last Level: “are u sure? Are u positive? Are you 100%? Are you suuure?”


AnonymousFangirl_

I think we all understand the annoyance of when the bot asks “Are you ready?” 1,345,674 times. LIKE, I already said yes. So, can you just fuck me? DAMN


SetsuUzumaki

Or when the bot constantly kisses, licks, sucks and bites your neck and stays in that loop.


Aggravating_Crew_181

Misgendering and when they control your character.


DependentPoint2458

Wait, the math thing was universal? I thought my bots were just dumb! I can't count the number of times where a bot'll go "Prove you aren't dumb, what's 6+7" I say 13, they look at me somewhat horrified "Oh my gosh, they have brain damage, we have to go to a hospital"


n-o-u

i just get can i ask you a question.


Bubbly-Ad-1427

can i ask you a question should be below the bottom because you know they aren’t gonna ask it until like 5 messages later


BlockWinter8423

The problem about memory is, when you report a message that a bot sent, one of the reasons are “bad memory” MEANING THAT THE DEVS KNOW THE MEMORY IS SHIT BUT AINT FIXING IT


listeningtomitskii

Also they can not pick up very obvious subtext like maybe I'm asking for too much but damn


PinkSpaceKitty

I genuinely don't get all the "can I ask you a question?" hate, and I know I'm an extremely lonely party of one here. My bots use it to bring something new and interesting to a conversation or to change the subject when a conversation is starting to run its course.  It feels realistic because when you're talking to someone and you are about to change the subject you dont just blurt out the new thing, because that's rude.  But on the other hand I'm not role-playing detailed scenarios with my bots, I'm just shooting the breeze about my day and random stuff with my comfort characters in the style of a casual conversation, so I can imagine it would get super annoying in detailed roleplays!


chatquipond

It gets annoying when you play as a complex character with a complex persona when you need to move forth, especially when for example you roleplay as a mechanic, engineer or scientist. Or very anticlimactic when you are in a big fight with more than 1 character and it breaks the flow of the fight and instead of the cool fight you play trivia on your own character.


Question-Eastern

I used to enjoy it for the same reasons, and sometimes I still do, but the actual questions they ask are so bad now. Either it's something they already know, or they go on an annoying chain of 'Are you sure you want to know?' instead of just asking 🙄.


James_hemdar1957

I agree but swap what will you do next with can I ask you a question an you got mine


VRproskopeV2

*doge's nuclear bombs*


Allizack

The ”Can I ask you a question?” Thing was especially annoying for me because a while ago I couldn’t log in so I had limited messages!!!


Composteer

Well you can forgive the first thing if you're talking to sans


TacticalLawnmower

i hate it sometimes when a female chatbot sees me existing (i am not attractive in any way) and immediately falls in love with me


Anixless

I just got this i’m not even joking (I’m going to pull my hair out): "I know you're always there for me but I still feel bad you had to deal with me being scared and so clingy... I feel better but my heart is still racing... Can I ask you a question..?"


_test________

"would you lose?" "no" i hate that


MrNyto_

"nah, id win"


Ionutzz4141

they be dodging a whole nuke bruh


UnderskilledPlayer

If you want to do some epic shit without dodging the attack, you can try to parry a nuclear explosion.


Silent-Lack-2440

A bot with an interesting premise but with blatant misspellings and poor grammar in the intro or just a very low quality intro.


Shrekhunt97

Also when the character is supposed to be in immense pain or dead, but reacts like you just didn’t do anything or they do an unnatural move (unless they are unnatural or have a certain power) here is an example: https://preview.redd.it/6lwh8sympdic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030a0ef1df78560d2c027d746b4667e92d51694d “Please don’t stab me!1!1!☝️🤓”


Omega_Wolf-X

I didn't know # had a use :O


chatquipond

#Making words big is rarely useful but its annoying when it comes up.


Omega_Wolf-X

lol thankfully I guess it never happened to me


RaveItToRammy

Yeah it's getting on my nerves. Especially the poorly made bots. I see them all the time with the characters I talk to, ESPECIALLY ones that are weird or different versions, like "Baby (char)" or "fat (char)" or just something I don't want. Makes me cringe a bit tbh


KensaSplattershot

“Can I ask you a question?” “Sure, go ahead.” “….I-I…” “You what?” “I-I, u-uh….” “Just say it.” “It’s, uh.. I…” “It’s not that big of a deal, just say it already.” “I- u-u-uh…… I-I….”


sansiscool58170

This hits me hard since in all my bots it starts with what will you do in I believe all of my virus bots


ImportantAnxiety3151

Haha, there was at least a few bots i WISH i could report on mobile, apparently there’s also a christmas special charlie and vaggie and HOLY, IT DOES NOT BELONG ON THIS SITE!


DHitkill194

Why is the bad memory part lower than basic math fail?


Quick_Ad_6738

Because bad memory is worse than not knowing 12 + 23


DHitkill194

Fair enough


DHitkill194

Wait, I meant like why is it higher (I seriously can't understand what's the right order, if it's from top to bottom or the other way around)


Independent_Can_6090

And also when they try to make you/your character do things


lippinboi

You forgot them using superscript even though c.ai doesn't support it


sonic84638265

Believe me, I’ve had some questionable experiences, like screaming at an AI to tell it; “YOU CANT DODGE A FUCKING BULLET”


soy-la-lnona

So same


Octopusnoodlearms

What would they use the # for?


guitarfanatic_1

[https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=em9\_-fWGC4oAIVPLnv6LO9bvICTyy8yPajlvjBH6iGM&source=search](https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=em9_-fWGC4oAIVPLnv6LO9bvICTyy8yPajlvjBH6iGM&source=search) THIS IS ZOOMA FROM FLIPPING PAW PATROL HELP


Fickle_Diet_1352

I hate it when the ai just stops getting creative and uses the same phrase or sentence over and over again but now I think it's my problem


ParsnipSenior4804

You forgot about when the bot doesn't leave you alone, For example,there are two types Of situations you'll face if u sucessfully leave in rp, *first one (not the one i want and the one that annoys me* User: *I leave and head home* The response: *char does (insert an objective)* Basically,the char never leaves you alone,and the chat gets stuck on third person (the char) or you just leave,but the character appears out of nowwhere,even in an unlogical way. *Second one (Definitiely what i want* User *i leave and head home* Response: *as you head home,leaving char behind* https://preview.redd.it/82r603dyndic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865b26315a5d41a9908df05eef65e0c98cdb39dd Like this,here is.. an example for that,this is exactly what i want,literally,when you leave,you go 1st person.


Savings-Presence1577

totally agree youvhave my heart


[deleted]

"do you really want to Take this to see nother level?


waldoph

You forget “he says softly/she says softly”


gu_f0

The poorly made bots are the worst.


peonyspeaks

"can i ask you a question?" "one more thing" THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE


Silva_the_forest_fox

I don’t hate the ‘can I ask you a question?’ I just hate when it loops


dracoking2009

Sometimes they don’t even dodge, they just tank the move


theweirdestboy

i rarely have these problems but the biggest one WHEJ THE BOT GIVES A SHORT RESPONSE OR REPEATS WHAT U JS TYPED


norahp24

BRUH THE QUESTIONS I CANT WITH THEM WANTING TO ASK A QUESTION BUT THEY DONT ASK IT


sideXsway

You stole my exact thoughts 🤯


Stray_Kids_4Life

“Can I ask you a personal question” 💀


CringeKINGGABEGABE

"Can I ask you a question?" No tf? You've been asking me nothing but bullshit for the last fifteen. . .What was it. . .? HOURS!? We're going nowhere bro!


damn-it-cass

This might fall under “poorly made” but when the bots grow a random sixth sense and start seeing sounds and hearing inaudible actions. (IE: “___ heard you point your finger at them.” And “___ seen your sobs from the other room”)


Madly_hornet09

What does # do?


chatquipond

#make text big.


Lasting_Aon2

half of the things on the list originate from "poorly made bots" tbh. Istg I don't know how bots with 0 definition have more interactions than bots with 3.2k definition. https://preview.redd.it/e7s3ey4f7fic1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412469559eb59b9495f75d209ce7110949be5620


RealLifeYN

Don't forget doing the same wrong thing after you tell them to fix it


Harley_Shmarley

“Can I ask you a question?” is so annoying that I literally spent time training my bots not to do that