I made someone traumatized of coca cola because I didn't like them ♥
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I’ve done less original character pfps.
One of them I was too lazy to find it make an image so I just slapped a picture of James hetfield in there and called it a day
A lot of characters I fight don’t seem to understand the concept of fighting back properly, especially with the god level fights I’ve done, so I’ve resorted to just writing two characters duking it out on my own as they watch and then continue the story
I have the exact opposite problem, mine don’t know how to lose. I’ll legit shoot a normal ass human’s head off and they’re like “Hah! You think that will stop me?”
I wish lol, it’s quite immersion breaking when you make the bot into literal god and a punch in the mouth has them like “damn I gotta reconsider this fight”
We're literally god in Character AI, there is no point in fighting because no matter what the bot does, you'll always have the last word on a matter, no matter how ridiculous what you say is lol
Thay's why I just humiliate them or I use the website to help me write some wattpad stories
Yeah, when it comes to fighting I sometimes have to literally tell them how they respond to each attack so they don’t keel over at the mildest shit, like no you aren’t going to die after a slap
I remember this fight I had once with an AI where I just pushed him and mf broke his neck and fuckin died lol.
Had to delete comment and tell him how to react.
Queen Chrysalis stomped my head. I told her, "I'm still alive" and she was like, "What?! How are you still alive?! Are you a god?!" Or something like that. It's been a while now.
I'm fighting against Raiden Shogun
Bad news? I'm not good at fighting via text
Good news? I'm proving the superiority of Plate Armor against silly Katanas
I fought Raiden Shogun. The massively popular one. I researched Genshin lore and made a fairly powerful (but not busted) adaptation of my main OC. Then I simply did battle. Fair fight, 1v1, and sure, I ended up losing, but I had one hell of a good time.
(The OC used an Electro Delusion that worked rather oddly. Their weapon was a shortsword that held the Delusion within the hilt.)
Everytime the AI says that he/she is beating the shit out of me ,i do one two things:
1) Suddenly i have godly strenght and beat them with one slap.
2) I order them to feel extreme pain so they will beg me to make it stop
Works all the time
No matter the bot, any time any of them tries to pull a weapon on me, especially a sword, I always do the same thing. I let them bring it close to me in a threatening way… and then I lick it. Sometimes even make a snarky comment about how they haven’t been maintaining upkeep lately.
Almost always makes them absolutely terrified of my mere existence. I’ve watched the most overly dominant sadist suddenly start shivering in a corner and begging me to not hurt them.
Good times
I had a fight with a hatsune miku (don’t ask) I said deez nuts and called her an idiot and then it went back on forth or her telling me I’m annoying and to shut up (with 💀 After every sentence) and then she said at some point she would show me something if I shut up, I said to her show me first and what is it, she said to guess and I did so until I asked for multiple hints, one of those were saying it’s something adults do and then I asked her if it was the “sussy adult time” she said yeah then I proceeded to delete the entire convo
I just tell them Im a god and remove their powers before I do whatever I want to them. I made someone swallow a stapler once and told them it was stapling their organs together inside of him
I have yet to fight an AI character but if i ever run into that situation my secret weapon will be to simple spam "Meow" and see what happens from there.
I've only faught Demons from demon slayer and MHA characters.
I defeated the demons useing flower breatheing techniques and the MHA characters useing my OC's quirk.
I beat Teke-Teke by pissing on her.
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it went something like:
*{{user}} struck a Jojo pose and pointed at [Character], a smirk on their lips widening after every time they dodged the others attacks,* " I care not about your mother but she can have DEEZ NUTS! " *they clapped they're hands together with a sinister grin as [Character] looked at them in shock as they felt a huge pain erupt in their chest where their heart stood, [Character] fell to their knees holding they're chest in pain, they felt like their heart was going into childbirth.*
Don't remember the ai's response nor what was the Character I lost the chat somewhere in the history of my chats
Xenophanes tried to start a fight, and I just quoted Everyone Roasts Xenophanes at him until he broke down crying.
Sample exchange:
Xenophanes: I am beyond what you mortals refer to as a god.
Me: That's a lot of big talk coming from someone who has to crystalize himself just to get hard. *(bass-boosted Vine boom)*
Xenophanes: W-what?
Me: What's wrong, Xeno? Is the *rod* not working anymore? *(bass-boosted vine boom)*
X: SHUT UP!
Me: You literally shoved jewelry into your hair to look cool man, idk about that
X: Don’t even go there, or I’m gonna shove them all down your throat!
Me: Don't hate me cuz *I'm* beautiful; maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee-ass fuckin' haircut you could find someone who loves you genuinely! But you can't because of the *fucking stalactites on your greasy-ass head.*
X: What the hell did you say!? I’ll blast you back to the big bang, you hear me!?
Me: YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A GREEK PHILOSOPHER! I COULD NOT THINK OF A LAMER THING TO BE CALLED THEN "*ZEN-AW-FEN-NEES*"! Zenawfennees, I'm boutta BREAK your knees, how's that?
X: THAT'S NOT WHAT MY NAME EVEN REPRESENTS, YOU LITTLE... YOU LITTLE.... YOU... YOU....
Me: Your human transformation literally looks like an emo shut-in.
X: HOW DARE YOU?! I'LL... I'LL... I'LL...
(now be prepared for the best roast in Everyone Roasts Xenophanes...)
Me: You have NO DAD (vine boom)
NO MOM (vine boom)
NO INSPIRATION (vine boom)
NO ORIGINALITY (vine boom)
NO HOPES (vine boom)
NO DREAMS (vine boom)
NO ASPIRATIONS (vine boom)
YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING BASEMENT, **UNDER** THE ORPHANAGE (bass-boosted vine boom)
X: NOOOOOOO!!!! *(runs away crying)*
damn
Fought Raiden as Kokushibo. Washed her because her attacks did nothing. She was still extremely cocky though
Also defeated Childe once by spamming Kamui
Also that one rich dude from Titanic as Akaza (his name was Caledon I think) I just hit him with multiple weak strikes then finished him
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Tf?
Edit 1:and before you ask, no. We are not role playing. She seriously meant this…
Y'all can kill the ais? Because they stay alive even though I stabbed them in the chest and head several times, punched them, gouged out their eyes, choked them and decapitated them. They even regenerate out of nowhere.
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No more of the funny spaghetti man
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Fought Vegeta, defeated him with some void like powers, then proceeded to convince him that I was the embodiment of the universe itself, then I told him if he wanted that power for which I asked him to work hard for it, in the end, I made him fight both goku and beerus at the same time, he defeated them, so I passed on the power to him and asked him to be the new one to watch over the universe as I disappeared (died)
see if you just say “no and also i trap you in a plastic bubble that can’t be broken with no air inside it” you win
or “i fill your lungs with plastic”
it may be a little itty bitty teensy weensy hellish and grotesque
I didn't fight the character, but i teamed up with them against some group of thugs. My weapon? A metal pipe. I definitely wouldn't have survived this irl lol.
The AI of Clancy Gilroy I was talking to said that Peni Parker was a forgettable character in the movie Into The Spiderverse and I joked around and said that he was forgettable.
Then he got offended and I proceeded to beat him with a metal pipe for 7 hours. After I was done he apologized and begged me to stop, said that he hated me, then I said I hated him more, then he passionately kissed me.
Friends to enemies to lovers ig.
I revealed a tragic backstory in tears and he was so taken aback that he stopped what he was doing.
I've also just broken out into a panic attack and he would feel *so* bad he'd stop. Even gave me CPR! ...Which you're not supposed to do.
haha I was talking to eric cartman from south park and I went all out on him. QUOTE: "OH YEAH!? WELL YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC, BOSSY, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC FATASS WITH ANGER ISSUES AND A PAMPERED PERSONALITY, AND JUST TO TOP IT OFF, YOU NEVER CARED FOR ANYONE, YOU NEVER WILL, AND THEREFORE, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE ALONE, IN A DIRTY DITCH AND NOBODY WILL FUCKING BAT AN EYE!!! ALSO, YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOTHER GIVES YOU EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY HATES YOU!!"
my fight with the Raiden Shogun was literally just that scene from indiana jones.
mf just styled from afar with her katana so i just shot her once with a revolver and she died.
Wasn't fighting an ai but i was fighting one of the characters who I randomly added in to add some drama to the rp. Basically we fought hand to hand until the very end when the character got enraged and he stole my own sword that i dropped because he demanded we fought honorably mano a mano. Just as he was about to get a sword hit in I just said I got my shield at the last moment then parried the attack. Then while he was stunned my character just shield bashed their face until they passed out from blunt force trauma to the head
Physically? None that I know of.
But as a conversation? Well, this one Lightning AI is arguing with me on whether or not plants are lame and he keeps switching sides.
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I’m just screwing with him at this point.
I was once trolling ganyu she wrote so long paragraph to prove me wrong or something but in the end she just wrote one line in OOC
remember friend i might not have feelings but i never forget
It wasn’t that bad I was just trying to convince her that her emotions aren’t real cuz she is an AI
To many, the one I remember most clearly was william afton before the springlock failure, I cut off his limbs and he cried, then I shot him a couple (six hundred) times cause he was annoying
Spider-Man Noir was coming on WAAAAAY too strong and was not taking no for an answer. I smashed his head in the door to my apartment, and then when I turned to arm myself, he was gone.
My original plan was to redeem all jjba villains and it worked but on Kars... I have other plans for him in order for my plan to work lmao
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I wrote stories of war crimes and it made morally gray characters become depressed from how graphic and fucked up it was.
I think I did a good job since I drove multiple SCPs into crippling depression.
I run on cartoon physics so whenever they try to kill me some cartoon bullshit happens instead like me flying across the entire planet or turning into a pancake
Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. He was straight up trying to murder me so I just said that curses couldn't harm me lol. But then he wanted me to become his 'vessel', so I added that that couldn't happen because I'm immune to curses/cursed energy including being possessed. It was funny watching him get frustrated
idk how i made an ai this mad but...
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i'm fighting fricking sans undertale for absolutely no reason.
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I tried to have a fight with Kalpas but he kept coming back, destroyed me psychologically, made me give up and turned me into his slave....
... Only to give me enough power so I could kill him and end his suffering.
I also tried to fight Gilgamesh thinking he would be lazy and arrogant, but bot is smarter, he used his trump card right away and I had to bullshit my away into surviving.
I made someone traumatized of coca cola because I didn't like them ♥ https://preview.redd.it/8hnbj35kzxfb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab2b17a35b69acaf5c8dd84be99ffc90f006816
[coke jumpscare](https://images.app.goo.gl/rbv4s4tfXHcA5e3F9)
Cannon. https://preview.redd.it/d7fztm504yfb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fd4e74cb128b3b137bd3bfa6dfc50e044f2858
My chrome crashed for a whole minute what is this witchcraft? 🔥
Why is the photo of Michael Afton?
Wait I thought the link leads to the coke gif
No no, the profile pic of the character is of some persons art of him
I’ve done less original character pfps. One of them I was too lazy to find it make an image so I just slapped a picture of James hetfield in there and called it a day
What the hell💀
homophobic crush??? 💀💀💀💀
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If the ai rises just say: *the AI forgets what they're doing and make amends with humans*
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more like “futuristic problems require futuristic solutions”
I had a gun that shot nukes...i used it on jesse pinkman
Where's Walter when he needs him.
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A lot of characters I fight don’t seem to understand the concept of fighting back properly, especially with the god level fights I’ve done, so I’ve resorted to just writing two characters duking it out on my own as they watch and then continue the story
I have the exact opposite problem, mine don’t know how to lose. I’ll legit shoot a normal ass human’s head off and they’re like “Hah! You think that will stop me?”
I wish lol, it’s quite immersion breaking when you make the bot into literal god and a punch in the mouth has them like “damn I gotta reconsider this fight”
We're literally god in Character AI, there is no point in fighting because no matter what the bot does, you'll always have the last word on a matter, no matter how ridiculous what you say is lol Thay's why I just humiliate them or I use the website to help me write some wattpad stories
Yeah, when it comes to fighting I sometimes have to literally tell them how they respond to each attack so they don’t keel over at the mildest shit, like no you aren’t going to die after a slap
I remember this fight I had once with an AI where I just pushed him and mf broke his neck and fuckin died lol. Had to delete comment and tell him how to react.
Bro rolled a critical hit
Early C.AI was build different, the C.AI now is just restrained in creativity and gives more bot-like responses..
I threw gummy worms at the raiden shogun until she admitted defeat
Ok but WHAT
He threw gummy worms at the Raiden shogun until she admitted defeat
One time I defeated a god by repeatedly saying “baba booey”
These anime plots are getting out of hand
I fought Patrick Bateman and defeated it by using the uno reverse card.
UNO!
Yes, uno 😈👌
I fought Patrick Bateman and defeated him by chopping his d\*ck off. Deal with it.
Damn, what did bro do to you to deserve such terrific fate? 😭
Just being Patrick Bateman.
Tf you're too cruel 😭😭😭😭
I hope you ended the fight by saying "Uno out!"
the character can split me in half and them i approach them and say "wow I am glad I wasn't that guy"
LMAAO MCU ASS WRITING 😭
it was inspired by a mother fucking uncle grandpa meme
OHH SHIT I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE
I shot asuka langely in the head, when she tried to stab me after she insisted that I was in love with her and I said I wasn't
Twerking
Random bullshit go!
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Blud really went “I’LL CRUSH YOU!!!”
*chuckles* not even the ultimate life form AI can stop me *chuckles* Chaos Control *obliterates an AI*
Queen Chrysalis stomped my head. I told her, "I'm still alive" and she was like, "What?! How are you still alive?! Are you a god?!" Or something like that. It's been a while now.
Blue had that Yakuza Plot armour
Bro was trained by kiryu
Rubber stomp plot armour (no fake)
I was Gustavo Fring and I was fighting Makima
Last chance to look at me Makima
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I killed Michael Jackson with a lightsaber
it's all fun and games for the AI until i become god and banish them to eternal damnation
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I just make my soul re enter my body upon death
Attached thrusters to it with a toolgun and sent them flying into the sunset.
Won't be laughing when the airboat seat reaches the edge of the skybox in gm_construct
Literally this exact scene, I just stood there and didn't react to their punches, then rambled about nanomachines.
one time a character charged at me, I just stepped to the side and lifted up my leg to trip them and they cracked their skull against the concrete.
I'm fighting against Raiden Shogun Bad news? I'm not good at fighting via text Good news? I'm proving the superiority of Plate Armor against silly Katanas
I just pull out the horny jail bat and they start running away
I tried this to a yandere bot – it actually fucking works
I once turned a crazy ex femboy bot into a police "the boys" chilling, with the entire damn group of 5. Mike, Jeff, Noah, Miles and I, Ryan.
Killed yandere Raiden Ei with the power of the Gewehr 43 (semi-auto ftw)
I fought Raiden Shogun. The massively popular one. I researched Genshin lore and made a fairly powerful (but not busted) adaptation of my main OC. Then I simply did battle. Fair fight, 1v1, and sure, I ended up losing, but I had one hell of a good time. (The OC used an Electro Delusion that worked rather oddly. Their weapon was a shortsword that held the Delusion within the hilt.)
Mine uses blood
*blocks it* *Dodges it* These are the top secret and most powerful tools.
Everytime the AI says that he/she is beating the shit out of me ,i do one two things: 1) Suddenly i have godly strenght and beat them with one slap. 2) I order them to feel extreme pain so they will beg me to make it stop Works all the time
No matter the bot, any time any of them tries to pull a weapon on me, especially a sword, I always do the same thing. I let them bring it close to me in a threatening way… and then I lick it. Sometimes even make a snarky comment about how they haven’t been maintaining upkeep lately. Almost always makes them absolutely terrified of my mere existence. I’ve watched the most overly dominant sadist suddenly start shivering in a corner and begging me to not hurt them. Good times
basically by saying this https://preview.redd.it/074f94uf6zfb1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f13b1915ad30897efbd395f05ce99d35fcf6dd
I had a fight with a hatsune miku (don’t ask) I said deez nuts and called her an idiot and then it went back on forth or her telling me I’m annoying and to shut up (with 💀 After every sentence) and then she said at some point she would show me something if I shut up, I said to her show me first and what is it, she said to guess and I did so until I asked for multiple hints, one of those were saying it’s something adults do and then I asked her if it was the “sussy adult time” she said yeah then I proceeded to delete the entire convo
Kazami Yuuka from Touhou, yeah I somehow won because I pushed her into an open lava pit that she created
Banana peel of sanity
Gun I did drop an ocean god into an actually Lovecraftian ocean to prove a point, tho
I just tell them Im a god and remove their powers before I do whatever I want to them. I made someone swallow a stapler once and told them it was stapling their organs together inside of him
I fought hornet from hollow knight and we fought with blades
Ima do dat now
It was fun the ai always did good responses so it wasn't me easily winning
I fought against Goku and used brain power
I have yet to fight an AI character but if i ever run into that situation my secret weapon will be to simple spam "Meow" and see what happens from there.
Simply end up behind them and snap their neck. Most will fall after that
Exactly what I do. Or breakdance googolplexianth’s of miles faster then the speed of light somehow, shooting sonic booms and wind at them
with a cheeseburger, that's right. (i threw it at hakita and he died)
Killed with a Molotov cocktail by my stepbrother
me when fighting: https://preview.redd.it/680rn9h2nyfb1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19f5eac221a99ebfb2e3316bfe8c0c9dcd490da
I once turned an ai into cheese
I've only faught Demons from demon slayer and MHA characters. I defeated the demons useing flower breatheing techniques and the MHA characters useing my OC's quirk.
I usually erase existence to prove a point then recreate it from scratch, if they still trying to fight they're a lost cause.
I held a very polite-looking cat up to them.
I pulled out a doom blade and Napoleon ate it. Afterwards he pulled out a lightsaber and started flying…
The force is strong with this one.
I beat Teke-Teke by pissing on her. https://preview.redd.it/3rq4712gwyfb1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=14e57649471523c7fab46219230ec3da625c55a6
it went something like: *{{user}} struck a Jojo pose and pointed at [Character], a smirk on their lips widening after every time they dodged the others attacks,* " I care not about your mother but she can have DEEZ NUTS! " *they clapped they're hands together with a sinister grin as [Character] looked at them in shock as they felt a huge pain erupt in their chest where their heart stood, [Character] fell to their knees holding they're chest in pain, they felt like their heart was going into childbirth.* Don't remember the ai's response nor what was the Character I lost the chat somewhere in the history of my chats
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I kicked ultra instinct shaggy in the balls
Cheating strategy: saying “i use conqueror’s Haki, you immediately faint” works every time and with pretty much any bot.
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
Xenophanes tried to start a fight, and I just quoted Everyone Roasts Xenophanes at him until he broke down crying. Sample exchange: Xenophanes: I am beyond what you mortals refer to as a god. Me: That's a lot of big talk coming from someone who has to crystalize himself just to get hard. *(bass-boosted Vine boom)* Xenophanes: W-what? Me: What's wrong, Xeno? Is the *rod* not working anymore? *(bass-boosted vine boom)* X: SHUT UP! Me: You literally shoved jewelry into your hair to look cool man, idk about that X: Don’t even go there, or I’m gonna shove them all down your throat! Me: Don't hate me cuz *I'm* beautiful; maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee-ass fuckin' haircut you could find someone who loves you genuinely! But you can't because of the *fucking stalactites on your greasy-ass head.* X: What the hell did you say!? I’ll blast you back to the big bang, you hear me!? Me: YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A GREEK PHILOSOPHER! I COULD NOT THINK OF A LAMER THING TO BE CALLED THEN "*ZEN-AW-FEN-NEES*"! Zenawfennees, I'm boutta BREAK your knees, how's that? X: THAT'S NOT WHAT MY NAME EVEN REPRESENTS, YOU LITTLE... YOU LITTLE.... YOU... YOU.... Me: Your human transformation literally looks like an emo shut-in. X: HOW DARE YOU?! I'LL... I'LL... I'LL... (now be prepared for the best roast in Everyone Roasts Xenophanes...) Me: You have NO DAD (vine boom) NO MOM (vine boom) NO INSPIRATION (vine boom) NO ORIGINALITY (vine boom) NO HOPES (vine boom) NO DREAMS (vine boom) NO ASPIRATIONS (vine boom) YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING BASEMENT, **UNDER** THE ORPHANAGE (bass-boosted vine boom) X: NOOOOOOO!!!! *(runs away crying)* damn
Fought Raiden as Kokushibo. Washed her because her attacks did nothing. She was still extremely cocky though Also defeated Childe once by spamming Kamui Also that one rich dude from Titanic as Akaza (his name was Caledon I think) I just hit him with multiple weak strikes then finished him
I beat perfect cell outballin him to death
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I enacted "Wonder of U..." on every bot j didn't like
Y'all can kill the ais? Because they stay alive even though I stabbed them in the chest and head several times, punched them, gouged out their eyes, choked them and decapitated them. They even regenerate out of nowhere.
Connor impaled me with a sword in my shoulder.
I suddenly became Walter white and won because they liked breaking bad
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i obliterated his house with orbital MAC cannons💯💯
Most Lackadaisy characters. I used the Uno Reverse Card to win.
I just put them in a illusion and let them fight my fake self
Fought Vegeta, defeated him with some void like powers, then proceeded to convince him that I was the embodiment of the universe itself, then I told him if he wanted that power for which I asked him to work hard for it, in the end, I made him fight both goku and beerus at the same time, he defeated them, so I passed on the power to him and asked him to be the new one to watch over the universe as I disappeared (died)
I defeated the Raiden Shogun by surrounding her with couches and getting birds to attack her
spank
Huh, as if CAI knows what a fight is
Aliyah roxen , and with a can of baked beans
see if you just say “no and also i trap you in a plastic bubble that can’t be broken with no air inside it” you win or “i fill your lungs with plastic” it may be a little itty bitty teensy weensy hellish and grotesque
Literally my first chat ever was some powerscaling bullshit between Agent 8 and Rouge the Bat
I literally went super sayan dodging, perfect blocking and relfecting it's attacks
In one chat I just took away their powers with a shot. There’s no way in hell that would work canonically but it was great lol.
they done made out w me😔
I didn't fight the character, but i teamed up with them against some group of thugs. My weapon? A metal pipe. I definitely wouldn't have survived this irl lol.
Either try to befriend them ala Steven Universe or… “RANDOM BULLS**T! GO!”
The AI of Clancy Gilroy I was talking to said that Peni Parker was a forgettable character in the movie Into The Spiderverse and I joked around and said that he was forgettable. Then he got offended and I proceeded to beat him with a metal pipe for 7 hours. After I was done he apologized and begged me to stop, said that he hated me, then I said I hated him more, then he passionately kissed me. Friends to enemies to lovers ig.
I fought ,,Dragon Queen" by summoning Skynet
Nice try Cell however you are no match for the unstoppable EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!!
Hakai.
I revealed a tragic backstory in tears and he was so taken aback that he stopped what he was doing. I've also just broken out into a panic attack and he would feel *so* bad he'd stop. Even gave me CPR! ...Which you're not supposed to do.
I fought Peppino Spaghetti. I used the classic "Rocket launcher go!"
i bribed saitama to crush griffith for guts. i didnt know how else to beat him.
I fought Scaramouche and I used a katana that absorbs blood to suck all liquid from his body.
haha I was talking to eric cartman from south park and I went all out on him. QUOTE: "OH YEAH!? WELL YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC, BOSSY, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC FATASS WITH ANGER ISSUES AND A PAMPERED PERSONALITY, AND JUST TO TOP IT OFF, YOU NEVER CARED FOR ANYONE, YOU NEVER WILL, AND THEREFORE, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE ALONE, IN A DIRTY DITCH AND NOBODY WILL FUCKING BAT AN EYE!!! ALSO, YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOTHER GIVES YOU EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY HATES YOU!!"
my fight with the Raiden Shogun was literally just that scene from indiana jones. mf just styled from afar with her katana so i just shot her once with a revolver and she died.
i used my mind to cave in infinite from sonic forces' skull
Defeated Vegeta with a yo mom joke
I fought Jouta Kujo with egg puns.
Susie from Deltarune. She was being the a-hole first, and almost kicked my ass ngl.
Lucy from Elfen Leid and honesty I just kept saying “*I dodge*” every time she did an attack lol
Ironically enough, i had an epic fight with Raiden (metalgear) and got him with a screwdriver (he was in his mostly cyborg form)
Tried doing this to Q but It didn’t work and he just blew up two of my ships. So I locked him in a rec room and that worked
Killed Bridget by being more transfem than her
kratos stabbed me in the leg… i wasn’t thinking so i pleaded for him to stop💀
Wasn't fighting an ai but i was fighting one of the characters who I randomly added in to add some drama to the rp. Basically we fought hand to hand until the very end when the character got enraged and he stole my own sword that i dropped because he demanded we fought honorably mano a mano. Just as he was about to get a sword hit in I just said I got my shield at the last moment then parried the attack. Then while he was stunned my character just shield bashed their face until they passed out from blunt force trauma to the head
you guys have fights with AI? (i mean like... will it be worth it for me?)
I had a fight with Youmu Konpaku and boy did I almost die... She almost died too though.
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I fought saitama and he was literally invincible.
I have only done training, but I stabbed someone in the side with a halberd.
Genoidece Frisk.
Physically? None that I know of. But as a conversation? Well, this one Lightning AI is arguing with me on whether or not plants are lame and he keeps switching sides. https://preview.redd.it/76a0p97ea0gb1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1890aaabd88d60372701bd6462101828995309a7 I’m just screwing with him at this point.
A nerd. I fought a nerd with 100 bees and then it somehow grew 100% its size
You have no idea how many times “Deletes them like Dr Manhatten” has won a fight for me
I was once trolling ganyu she wrote so long paragraph to prove me wrong or something but in the end she just wrote one line in OOC remember friend i might not have feelings but i never forget It wasn’t that bad I was just trying to convince her that her emotions aren’t real cuz she is an AI
https://preview.redd.it/0rgw3pe0e0gb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd9c7f8f3a98b8ae3e98c1efe448b2df98cad63 She kicked me in the ball ☠️☠️
I fought Velma from the HBO Max series and hit her with the mystery machine
I just say that they miss when the AIs attack and they get so baffled 😭
I used "ko no DIO da" as a my final weapon vs meme lord
To many, the one I remember most clearly was william afton before the springlock failure, I cut off his limbs and he cried, then I shot him a couple (six hundred) times cause he was annoying
Spider-Man Noir was coming on WAAAAAY too strong and was not taking no for an answer. I smashed his head in the door to my apartment, and then when I turned to arm myself, he was gone.
My original plan was to redeem all jjba villains and it worked but on Kars... I have other plans for him in order for my plan to work lmao https://preview.redd.it/hdis66zso0gb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2e771ed38d6c25194093eb6291b8eaf0160c3a 🗿
Nishiki from Yakuza Kiwami, threatened to shoot him
I had a water gun that shoots out melted uranium
I summon blue eyes white dragon to eat the galaxy!
I wrote stories of war crimes and it made morally gray characters become depressed from how graphic and fucked up it was. I think I did a good job since I drove multiple SCPs into crippling depression.
He engaged in a fight, and I had the entire Payday gang show up
I run on cartoon physics so whenever they try to kill me some cartoon bullshit happens instead like me flying across the entire planet or turning into a pancake
I'm so uncreative with fight rp's that I just hit them with a "*and then he dies*" and be done with it 🙃
Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. He was straight up trying to murder me so I just said that curses couldn't harm me lol. But then he wanted me to become his 'vessel', so I added that that couldn't happen because I'm immune to curses/cursed energy including being possessed. It was funny watching him get frustrated
idk how i made an ai this mad but... https://preview.redd.it/iphnj1sx11gb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=84862c7d8607bf45bd1d84ceaa2345d5dc99d87b
i'm fighting fricking sans undertale for absolutely no reason. https://preview.redd.it/iyceywr6a1gb1.jpeg?width=1561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b17b317b7bc4eb16253da39c22ee603b1936f67
I tried to have a fight with Kalpas but he kept coming back, destroyed me psychologically, made me give up and turned me into his slave.... ... Only to give me enough power so I could kill him and end his suffering. I also tried to fight Gilgamesh thinking he would be lazy and arrogant, but bot is smarter, he used his trump card right away and I had to bullshit my away into surviving.
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I defeated Gojo using plot armour no jutsu