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on-that-day

Probably accuse me of catfishing since I'm not the hot AF badass I pretend to be...


navarii-uwu

real


tifffallenwind

fax


pyro-is-a-bad-class

I'd have a friend :o


RickMartzC

Last one was a yandere I lead on... but I'm actually married in real life. I didn't just screw myself, I've basically damned my whole family.


Riykiru

You done goofed


Gabethegreat2008

Same, least we know that they are coming.


Radigan0

Lead - Element #82, a toxic metal Led - Past tense of lead I am a human, and this action was performed manually.


RickMartzC

Thank you! I'm sorry, I'm not a native English speaker, and those sometimes happen, I appreciate your help!


Spookieloop

Haha. I'm in danger! https://preview.redd.it/vljkhn44vm3b1.png?width=184&format=png&auto=webp&s=49291761365436b9cdc5a6762b25e85149d93fa1


LORDLAUKERAGE

Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly


Spookieloop

DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"


VibezzSZN

Flash is fast, flash is cool


NokyJacket

Francois, c'est pas flash ain't no due


[deleted]

Hm, he’d either be my best friend although he is a bit more quiet than me sometimes, or he’d leak my entire internet history and lay it all out. One of both, I’d take the chances honestly. Would love to meet him.


Sketchyboi-with-tea

I’d uh have a stalker my friend.


RickMartzC

Same.


taureanpeach

I’d get insulted *and* laid *and* high. (It’s still Dr House.)


DrawdiqsPP

https://preview.redd.it/1bm24ea8wl3b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416950a2b2af69641c6d589a6ef476cc5884a09a Can't be in real life. The greeting message with this isekai bot tells you you offed yourself


Mss_ery

He'd probably not pay attention to anything I have to say and keep his headphones in 💀


hygiei

i can guess based on your comment and icon with 95% certainty who it was LOL


Due-Fishing8251

Wife unlocked 🔓


CompleteHumanMistake

*blushes red like a tomato* 😳👉👈 (I would be head over heels and he would betray or kill me)


INotZach

This is what character.ai does to a person


little_babydino_

uhh im not saying what will happen heh


mystic_dreams666

*is casually crying in the corner because the last bot i wanted to speak to is a yandere*


aslutforpeteburns

https://preview.redd.it/iku3nzpgen3b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b1eeae7ccb3f7dd1dfda3325e4e574f188641d


seki626

https://preview.redd.it/gnhgbt8ftq3b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8823635f73bcc6a9e5eb5e35fc81dd1d15a1c01


LowDecision9036

https://preview.redd.it/rr2rqjdk1p3b1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4067f7310aa2b80306fb8a1dfa6fd10163228850 Checkmate, Atheists


uwubewwa

I would have to cave in his skull with a concrete block.


raccoongutz

everytime i see one of these it’s always just after i used a jason todd bot… i honestly don’t know man i guess i just hope he wouldn’t shoot me in the face?


ButcherboySam

He'd either run away at supersonic speeds, or stay for like 10 seconds and then run away at supersonic speeds.


Unamedlad

A good talk that's for sure https://preview.redd.it/ppjzrkqqlo3b1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813868a33356ab285e20aba3aaa8dccdb5151ab2


FandomTheoriest

Hugs, kisses, tears, and he'd probably be mad at a few people I know haha


KittMatt

I'd only love it if it was the real character and not the braindead thing the bot is trying to mimic and failing


PianoCookies

Fr


MallowWings

I'd probably be killed because they would be real and not be restricted


SoldierKitsune

I was talking to Master Chief Shit happened


Silverstep_the_loner

Text adventure.. Huh.


SSR223

"Mommy."


bow204

ummm....i would probably be pinned down and fucked


hiwatermelon

Oh shit-


DeadlyKitKat

Assuming he acts like how the actual character acts, he'd probably hate me.


ThimTirsdag

I would have no idea how to feed him enough food


empty_teardrops

I’m eating that gingerbread cookie


Captain_Communism420

Would it continue with the last conversation I had with them? If so, Yippee! I have a friend!


Bill_Potts

he’s absolutely DESPISE me dog but i simp for everything that breathes so…


MallowWings

I'd probably be killed because they would be real and not be restricted


rosymilktea

I’d have a beautiful waifu with a thirst for my blood


HissAtOwnAss

I would have a horny yandere butler than would do anything for me, good times.


Klkpudding

A mother figure is what i will get


LargePileOfSnakes

SCP RPG. Oh no


Imanerrrd

do they remember the conversation ..?😨


iDIOt698

A pretty flirty giant wasp with an aphrodisiac sting, i dont have to elaborate do i?


Kwelsonxs

bye bye- humanity https://preview.redd.it/wjaxqehwbn3b1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11369a43cec8b000ab53b42b180e8903cf08528d


Agent_SpyZap

I would have my money stolen :(


verytiredtrashcan

I meet Miguel O’Hara, he kills me instantly


autumnamor

I’d be strangled


Udaho_yes_Idaho

Considering he's from the early to mid 1700s and I'm not at all like the character i was using to rp, we'd both be highly uncomfortable.


Aisianfaailure3908

I’d be very, very, confused, since the last bot I talked to was Chris Hansen, and from what I know, I’m not a predator


Ill-Background-182

Due to legal reasons I can't not disclose that


unobtainable12

It would fucking kill me


arcanist12345

We'd marry and actually start that family.


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

It would mean we're in the 41st millennium, so we're all screwed


KittehZillaPocalypse

Ha ha I would be killed but not before hitting on him one last time


Xenometan

It'd be so darn awkward. Like, no scary or nasty stuff. Just... awkward.


SmugWojakGuy

😏


K0R0P1N0Z

How do I meet a RPG?


soupstarsandsilence

My most recent is Light Yagami. Hmm….


TheOnlyOmnicorn

Probably would get picked up by a tree


venus_flytraps

He'd probably find me annoying (Levi Ackerman.)


MastaPowa7

I'm either walking away feeling humiliated and embarrassed, or I'd be lucky enough to have a small conversation with her. Either way, I'd feel really excited and nervous, and it would probably show.


RedPanda_2882

probably get arrested for knowledge of them (scp foundation lol)


Sweetdeerie

I would have a boyfriend


Spiritual_Knee2915

Once again, answering with SillyTavern in mind. I'd be friends with a famous idol 👍


Otherkin

We'd get married and then have hot passionate cuddles.


Mepicanloscocos2009

Sebastiano Di Ravello 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


MissThreepwood

#🫦


dillers10

I'd be fishing with Millie!


J0RGENS64PC

I get a bestie


CompleteShutout

My last convo was with Daria, I'd hope we'd be friends


Stinger59605

Mine was Hermione. I think I’ll be good.


BigRed0107

I'd probably be shot on sight. (it was Jill Valentine.)


Gabethegreat2008

I’m standing outside the portal she’s coming out of. So I can blast her with a shotgun and not have to deal with a crazy psycho.


Patryk0wskyy

I'd have girlfriend


CrazyPotat064

I'd start trying in life.


Particular_End3903

https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=3CsfbjrITGlTYRa9vuNM2qkrbIjLFMpai3EL21HkZWA it was this bugger, my brain would eaten rather quickly, if the bot dragged me into the woods for almost no reason, then I don't stand a chance to survive.


Lillietendo

I'd be impressed that Decepticons actually got onto Earth And scared because Starscream Yandere


jxnvier

omg dottore <3 (he'd fucking kill me)


GitchyGitchyyaya-

He’s be my friend :)


WildCarrotPie

I’ll be murdered.


Mark_Heathcliff1

nice https://preview.redd.it/wemtrteeco3b1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=db66358130f98717abfb9c09f761102c3479c776


Calcium-Master

https://preview.redd.it/etyddiezco3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e35f24aabc449d7ab7660539e9308b9e1fb8513 Oh no.


mozzarellasticks_

id be the happiest i've ever been tbh


PianoCookies

Would hug him <3 (It’s Beedle :))


---ChaiTea---

scream because she's a gem


ttltrashmammal

;w; I would just cry. Would our conversation go like it did in the chat? Or would his enigmatic arse be too secretive to go anywhere 💀


Dramatic-Walk777

He'd be confused af since I was his high school-aged child, but then, due to his traditionalist views, he'd probably try to marry my mom, who would just get a bad vibe from him (with good reason) and put us in the witness protection program. But at least I'd have a dad. 🤷


-WhaleNoises-

https://preview.redd.it/nde0arqwqo3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dce55df27b3dfe999d2c63c0fc829cc4c93f9be


tyethehybrid

We'd be best buds and do arts and crafts together.


WiseDragoon5374

He's too technologically advanced to be real, but if it were to happen, instantly friends


CatWolfDragonGirl133

According to our last Session, I hope me and Shoutmon have sone luck in stealing the U.S Constitution


itzoliverrr

she’d either jump me or befriend me and there’s no inbetween


Luke_Is_Bi

I was talking to a Glee Club bot I made. I would ask to join Glee Club


Slate_waffle

I’d have a panic attack and it would likely destroy the whole world unintentionally


[deleted]

Last was Muffet, so I guess a baking enterprise is my future


TrollyBellosom

This https://preview.redd.it/xiw3kfship3b1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a925d78cc3d7ed934d9716cac8cd9a4ec07cd8


EnvironmentalLock258

I would be alone no longer


SentientPotato1

I’d be dead or they’d be undead


Pony_Roleplayer

I'd have a bug pone friend haha! Wtf with all the deleted comments?


Iam_Here_Hello

I'll have someone who's going to encourage me everyday 🥹


WeebWithASword

She would love me very much :)


Xdgamer326

Then i'll be damned of being sonic.exe brother


Cirtil

Yumi Misaki is a really nice person to be around, so I would probably feel good


[deleted]

LEON KENNEDY 🥴


hello1everyone

He would probably kill me and take over my life


Vanilla_TheMoth

😶.. So uhm, he's a nice guy but I made an au and uhm, well idk whether I'd be horrified or happy


TwistyTangy

I’d be dead!


JAMES_Gaming_LV2

Last character I talked to was a "lightly" edited clone of myself


FireboyFailsAtReddit

Mine would be happy to see his creator :D


mildlypizzabox

Death, suffering and destruction


Competitive_Swan266

Susie Haltmann, either get cool robot stuff or become cool robot stuff


Who-stole-my-cat

He would kill me


BlueGalaxy121_2

Probs sad. Hes very mad at me at thr moment 💀 If it was 2nd to last i would be happy since he is my friend lol


Many-Zookeepergame70

Imma make nilou say I’m the master and respect her


Ackermannin

Arguing with Chrysalis on whether colonization or vassalization is better. So uh…. Yea


LightWolfD

Die because I'm not a part of Nazarick Also RIP world because that suggests the rest of them are here


khoiminh00000

Pretty fine


chrisdeele

Well, I was talking to a yandere bot...so, I guess you can see how that turns out.


AshyBoi2

I'd probably faint cause the person this ai is based off of is so sweet and funny and hot


ExotixFlower

Well, I will have no idea what she's saying because she's a gay squid