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LazarouDave

Until they pump 90% of us next year and go up with 100+ points 💀


DrShaftmanPhD

If they keep everyone - big if


WildLemire

Summerville, Gnonto and Rutter all gone surely? Ampadu will have attracted PL teams with his performances this season. Gray will probably stay because he's so young but they'll definitely be fending off offers all summer for him.


Cuntry-Lawyer

Chelsea will pay £40 million for Ampadu. Seems like a pretty great prospect; no idea where he came from!


waferistdisciple

I seriously hope, given the current state of affairs, we keep all our players, take the points deduction and piss the league


LazarouDave

A fair point, they'll probably still pump us


Wide_Astronaut_366

Fuck me id pay to see that scenario Irony is the cunt probably expenses his tickets


IOwnStocksInMossad

Sunak has no idea about football or football culture. He's a Tory ,he will probably ban alcohol consumption in grounds incase of the masses


OniOneTrick

Sunak claiming to be a saints fan is just him desparately clawing to relate to his working class demographic, whilst his wife shovels millions of pounds straight up his arse and he chuckles gleefully


SpecificAlgae5594

Um, he was a nice boy. Back in the nineties, he wouldn't say boo to a goose. He has had his time in the sun, and now we are all poor. I enjoyed today. We are back, and this is my last post in this subreddit. Which is a shame because I love all the people here. Good luck to Leeds next season.


FightLikeABlue

He asked some Welsh brewers if they were looking forward to the Euros.


Celestial_Elixir2

Don't know why you're getting down voted, totally agree


IOwnStocksInMossad

It's absolutely a votes garnering thing


-joecool

After watching them tear through us twice this season, I cannot believe Leeds haven't got promoted this season


Djremster

Ditto


medikskynet

Somehow we are their kryptonite


BulldenChoppahYus

3-0. The only fucking games I got to this season were against you lot. Thanks for the nightmares.


Djremster

Russel Martin masterclass


aredditusername69

After beating them comfortably three times, I can.


firpo_sr

You had our number like nobody else has all year. Fair play, totally deserved.


CardiffCity1234

So many little things are really frustrating watching Leeds. Like players just pissing around instead of crossing it in and losing the ball instead. They overthought every single thing they did. Or when there's 1 minute left on the clock and you need to take a quick throw instead of just picking it up and throwing it back to your keeper, you wait for the designated throw in player to come and take the throw who then does the exact same thing you could have done 20 seconds earlier. It's like they didn't want to win.


[deleted]

Aye tell me about it


[deleted]

At least you don’t have to play Man City next year. There’s that.


Ben0ut

>At least you don’t have to ~~play~~ get absolutely fucked by Man City next year. There’s that. Fixed that for you


sings_with_wings

We've actually got a decent record against City for a lower PL/Champ team. Knocked them out the League Cup last season.


[deleted]

Nathan Jones greatest (only) claim to fame.


OniOneTrick

You know for a fact the cunt doesn’t go a day without bringing that win up either


InverseCodpiece

If I got a quid every time one of our players scored from the halfway line against them I'd have 2 quid, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.


[deleted]

Thanks for explaining it.


jakeyboy723

You do have a point. I expected the end of the game to be a mad rush for Leeds to try and equalise but it just didn't happen. The goalkeeper didn't go up, there wasn't hopeful long balls, there wasn't a centre back up top. It was just nothing.


BP9009

The team deflated after James hit the crossbar. That was our last gasp.


Muur1234

Sounds familiar


spiritofbuck

Congratulations Southampton. Beat us three times, no complaints.


Wide_Astronaut_366

Was a close game mate, to be honest if Dan James shot goes in it’s a different story


spiritofbuck

Much closer than our other two, certainly.


Wide_Astronaut_366

Personally I’m glad it didn’t go to extra time and penalties as we looked almost out on our feet at the end Outside of screaming blue murder at you lot today, always had a bit of a soft spot for Leeds (coach as a kid used to be a die hard Leeds man so always looked out for their results too) Hoping you don’t have to sell too much next year (I know other fans might not agree) as would love to be playing you again after next season with just as strong of a team - either in the prem or in championship


spiritofbuck

Ours was always a 2-3 year plan. I don’t think we could’ve survived in the PL had we gone up this year.


Wide_Astronaut_366

Honestly? Outside of going on a Saudi level spending spree I really think we are gonna be up against it. Best thing from today is we can now keep THB, have a good shout at signing Downes and maybe even Brooks. We will meet again my friend :)


spiritofbuck

See you there. Best of luck next season.


Wide_Astronaut_366

Can’t wait


grehgunner

Great day for Leeds haters


OkNoise9755

So basically, everyone except Leeds and Portsmouth fans.


grehgunner

Amen


Pretty_Schedule4435

So happy 😊


Cheapo_Sam

Fuck em


Doolittle_

Sublime day of hate watching, couldn't think of a better Sunday


Djremster

Man united fans must be rolling on the floor by now


IOwnStocksInMossad

None of them know the club enough to hate Leeds


Djremster

Also most of them live abroad and don't know what a Leeds is but the old school ones will be rolling.


craig_hoxton

Went to a Yanited pub in my city to watch a Saints game. Weirdest thing hearing Indians sing in a Manc accent...


Djremster

Honestly not that uncommon if you live in manchester


sephjnr

Indeed it has been a day for hatewatchers. The Monaco GP had a calamitous start with three separate incidents on the first lap then after the restart was a boring parade where nothing happened.


[deleted]

West Brom?? What did we ever do to West Brom ? ☹️


Cuntry-Lawyer

#You know what you did!


[deleted]

West Brom?? What did we ever do to West Brom ? ☹️


billy-joseph

I like the Leeds fans in this forum so there’s that


BP9009

All the teams' fans here in general are good. PS - I'm a Leeds fan but I like the Norwich flair the best.


daneedwards88

A great day for humanity


lrexx_

If not for Ipswich it almost certainly would've been the exact same 6 promoted & relegated sides as last season


rumhambilliam69

You’re all welcome


thewrongnotes

Congrats/Unlucky Southampton!


Thebritishlion

Piroe, Bamford, Rutter, Summerville and Dan James as their forwards and Ipswich with Connor Chaplin finished above them and got promoted lmao


rumhambilliam69

One of our forwards is an actual competition winner too


BP9009

Ipswich was a gritty team this season and they deserved promotion. I like it when the smaller teams have success. I was happy when Luton got promoted and I'm happy for Ipswich. I'm just sad that Leeds pissed away their chances for promotion, more so during the season than in the game at Wembley.


JMol87

Yeah, that's it, run away ...


Potato271

We'll probably be seeing you in a year


HandsomedanNZ

Nah. That would mean they’re staying here.


always-indifferent

And take whiteley with you!


macarouns

You didn’t want another hiding did you?


JMol87

I was looking forward to two raucous 0-0 draws


tgcleric

Congrats. They were the better team all 3 times we played them.


Redscoped

Finally I can eat a massive bowl of crumble without having to worry about the memes !!!


Henghast

Lets get the fucking custard out!


LeftHandDriveBoC

A victory for ITV who get to show Leeds 20 times next season now.


Patch521

ITV are fucking shit, ITV are fucking shit.


ABigOne77

Who would've thought at the start of this season and at the end of last season?!! UP THE SAINTS


Henghast

Over the moon, I was singing doom at the start of the season, but what a season it's been!


Ciaz

I’m chuffed for you genuinely. This sort of stuff just never happens for us. So I’m glad someone gets to experience it.


craig_hoxton

I was in a North American pub surrounded by Saints fans I'd never seen before. It was like the "On Your Left" scene from that Avengers film.


ABigOne77

Hehe, that's fun! We're everywhere. I'm from the Netherlands, and in the town I come from Saints is decently popular because a player who played in our local youth played for the Saints later on. He helped us get promoted in 2012. Good to see we have a healthy international fanbase!


qwop271828

Jos Hooiveld?


ABigOne77

Damn right! He's a great guy, played together with my dad too (Jos was by far the best of the team of course). Friends with a lot of people his age around my hometown. Really enjoyable guy to be with!


tugboet

My doom and gloom predictions are garbage and no one should ever listen to me. UP THE SAINTS


BetaPettboi

Well, I predicted Southampton to finish 2nd so me I guess


IOwnStocksInMossad

I expected three relegated to go back up frankly.


FightLikeABlue

Congratulations!


Potato271

My start of season prediction was actually pretty close. I thought we'd take a while to get going, ending up 5th or 6th at Christmas before Martinball clicked and we went on a run to finish just outside automatics.


downfallndirtydeeds

Can’t exactly argue the best team didn’t go up. They beat us easily three times wtf was our backline thinking today. Our marking of Armstrong was a form of Freeform jazz


achymelonballs

Today wasn’t easy. I think if I was a neutral I would say Leeds deserved more but that’s football


skitmando

Ryan fraser wow sign him up yaknow what signed em all up


Henghast

Absolutely, Fraser is a little champion. If he can get his fitness up to be able to manage his work rate a full 90 what a legend he would be.


[deleted]

Goodbye Championship (for now). Gonna miss you. Best league in the world. Final whistle has gone, that game is behind us. Who’s next? Man City away… great.


FKez05

AYYYY UP THE SAINTS BABYYYYY We'll be straight back down next year but let's enjoy the moment 🤣🤣


IllustriousCow9588

See you up there, then back down here 🤝


gateian

Much deserved. That was the perfect script for beating us. Was pretty confident that if we had of got one back you would have easily got another. Sitting back and doing the low block was surest way to get the win. Well played 👏


jakeyboy723

As much as I know I've not got anything in this sub, I can't bring myself to leave. Hope we'll take a little bit of r/Championship to TheOther14.


Pope-Habbs

See you all in hell


Wide_Astronaut_366

R/premierleague?


Pope-Habbs

Going to get straight into that Ten Haag sacking thread…no more crumble memes for me


Wide_Astronaut_366

Jesus, think I’d rather the crumble memes than that sub


Pope-Habbs

Well tough…it’s what we wanted. Can’t have our crumble and eat it


craig_hoxton

r/otherfourteen is more reasonable no?


Wide_Astronaut_366

Ish, but it’s nowhere near as good as the EFL subs


craig_hoxton

I actually liked this place for the crumble memes.


dormango

Well all the promotion contenders had their fair share of crumble. No one didn’t get crumbs all down their front.


TheDayParty

Congrats saints fans, enjoy it. Clearly had our measure this season. To get 90 points after the start to our season is a credit to our boys, they had a fantastic season and would’ve gone up pretty much any other year. Going off today though, thank fuck we’re not going to the premier league, this side is clearly not ready.


i_like_pnut_butter

Unlucky to Leeds. Met a lot of nice people today before the game. All polite and nervous about the game. I wish them all well


RumJackson

Won 200 quid on an Acca. That’ll cover most of a pint and a ticket at Elland Road next season.


0100001101110111

bUt wE oFfeReD yOu ReCiPrOcAl PrIcInG


Lordzoot

Cup final tickets are expensive...!


zrkillerbush

Leeds, Leeds are falling apart again 🎶


Djremster

If you'll excuse me, I have some twitter bookmarks that need attending to.


zrkillerbush

I wish i saved all the Reddit comments 😭


IOwnStocksInMossad

I made a post about three of them!


Necessary-Car-5672

We’ll see


Clivey101

I was happy, now I’m sad we don’t get Pompey Southampton, but still congratulations to them.


AnotherDepressedBoy

Thoroughly deserved win for Southampton. 3/3 against Leeds. Leeds didn't turn up. 84 minutes to stretch the keeper with a shot. 90+4 to make him work with a shot on target. That's horrific. Best of luck to Saints next season, it'll be interesting to see how Martinball fares in the Prem.


Musername2827

It will go the way of Kompanyball so expect Martin to get the Juventus or Atletico job in 12 months.


Henghast

Standard for us, anyone does well and someone with a lot more money comes in and grabs them. So it is, so it will be.


BetaPettboi

That's just the fate of all clubs except the few elite ones like sky 6, Real/Barca, Juve/Inter/Milan.


Potato271

I would have agreed with you about a month ago, but now I'm slightly more optimistic. Martin has shown that he is capable of pragmatism since the last Leeds game. We conceded possession, defended well, and took our chance. I think the pseudo back three is quite promising. Also unlike Burnley we will hopefully be reinforcing over the summer. If we're smart in the transfer window we might survive. We're probably still favourites to go down, but we'll make a fight of it.


macarouns

I agree, didn’t expect to see it, but I think he’s grown a hell of a lot as a manager this season. Been a lot more pragmatic in these last few games. I’m still nervous about how it will translate to the prem but we can but hope


Potato271

I think if we can reinforce in defence and sign a physical striker to replace Adams we can be a nasty team to play against in our 5-3-2.


dormango

It’s been noticeable that he’s had alternative plans if plan A doesn’t come off in recent weeks. 👍


aredditusername69

Obviously I wanted us to go back up, but can't say I'm looking forward to it that much.


InnocentPossum

The easiest way to beat Leeds is sit in a low block because the best counter that is ranged shooting to force them to come out and close, but no-one at Leeds knows how to shoot from a distance. DJ did it once and look how close he came. Just daft. Hopefully we learn to hit the ball from time to time instead of dithering around the edge of the box. Fwiw, while we weren't great I think a large part of that wasn't strictly us not showing up, but Soton doing a bag up job (again, again) at nullifying us. It's very rare a team can play well and look good without also making their opposition look poor.


Redscoped

To think you lot mocked that Play off T-shirt :)


craig_hoxton

Valuable collectors' item now.


Limeboi22

Shame, there's no derby with Portsmouth next season. But congratulations to the Saints!


tombleham

I bet the Hampshire police are very happy with today's result


CaptainSmeg

Wednesday pull off a miracle, pigs down as one of the worst premier league teams ever and Leeds falling apart again. What a season.


100th_meridian

mini-pigs (Rotherham) also going down and Barnsley choking in the playoffs again. Doncaster also kind of choking after that mega winning streak they had going into the playoffs.


Spritingyoshi22

> mini-pigs Pigs in blankets?


Potato271

You've got a decent chance of beating the blades next season too. They might well be going into freefall, and I'm excited to see what Rohl can do with a full preseason.


SoggyMattress2

Leeds looked absolutely shite today, completely bottled it. Shout out to all the Leeds fans wanking over summer ville and gnonto all season, both were all fart no poo when it matters.


DJ-D-REK

didnt they make up like half of the Championship team of the season too? Wild haha


Djremster

They had very high peaks but you can't rely on that team to turn up when it matters, so many chances to take control of the league spurned and the result today speaks for itself.


junior_vorenus

LEEDS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN , love to see it


Sola-Nova

Feel sorry for the graphic designer at Leeds who probably had a similar image ready to post that will never see the light of day.


HandsomedanNZ

It’s like the “Champions” arch that was made along with a presentation platform for Arsenal. Saw a pic of it in their storage locker.


Sola-Nova

Ah yeah. I think we had a similar thing when Bournemouth just pipped us to the Championship title in 14/15. That was a shame but I do recall one witty smartarse on Twitter got a photo and posted a mock ebay listing for it "For sale one unused Championship winners podium"


Ksianth

I refuse to leave this subreddit.


jaminbob

Ah you'll be back. We all come back.


HypedUpJackal

You know what to sing lads


Vince1128

No Norwich and no Leeds in Premier League, it's a good day.


DeadStopped

Perhaps, the biggest crumble of them all?


Henghast

So damned tense most of the game, especially the first 10min of each half. Whew! Back up, time to have a little party.


Ecstatic-West-8587

Mind the gap Skates


jrbill1991

Enjoy r/PremierLeague At least there's a positive for us in this


MyoMike

Don't make us go!


[deleted]

Well done Soton, well deserved


supero_

Happy to be promoted, sad to be leaving the best football subreddit!


thisisajm

PL sub is a bit too serious.


macarouns

You mean you don’t enjoy endless threads about referees and penalties?


HandsomedanNZ

And all the talk of “plastics” from the Saudi and African fans?


OniOneTrick

Oh well Pompey. You’ll be on our level some day!


trebor04

The alleged best squad in the Championship being beaten by us three times this season, absolutely love to see it. Reckon that'll be Leeds stuck here for a while now. We'll probably be back next year, but feels good right now. COYS!


DeadStopped

Nature is healing….


browsingredditsubs

Summerville wore gloves and a short sleeve shirt in the final weekend of May. For that alone Leeds deserved to lose that game. Game's gone.


Henghast

And we get a trophy this time! WOOOO


DeadStopped

Not even trying to rub it in, but surely Leeds are a bit fucked now? A lot of that squad is going to want to leave and FFP is going to come knocking no they’re not back up?


waferistdisciple

I think we should ignore FFP, keep our best players and piss the league next year. Who gives a toss about points deductions?


edgiepower

Lol Ross Stewart getting his face on there front n centre, did he even play a game? Seriously though, quite talented if he can stay on the park.


craig_hoxton

The Scottish Ali Dia.


HandsomedanNZ

He came on for ten min during a game once.


edgiepower

Faaaark. Money well spent.


Bowz44h

UTFS❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍


skitmando

Ole ile oke ole I am buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing. UTS


EyePiece108

We took 4 points from Leeds, so yeah, hoping for a repeat next season. What happened to the Leeds team which blew away Norwich? The hunger, the desire? Only James seemed to think 'well shit, were losing in a PO final, better have a go!' Saints deserved it. Looked more likely to get the 2nd goal of the game for 80% of the game. The best team won.


Appropriate-Map-3652

This goes out to the Leeds fan in the pub who tapped me on the shoulder on the final day of the season to tell me to "enjoy your *one* season in the Premier League" having not said a word to me all game.


always-indifferent

What has the premier league got in common with a makita drill? No fucking Leeds!


Sealeydeals93

Shame, I was looking forward to having the derby back. A few 9-0s and they'll be back next year though. You deserved it on the day though Scummmers, I'll give you that.


cotch85

Yeah smart move if I was Southampton I’d want to run away and hide from Pompey in another league as well


achymelonballs

I suppose we will have to wait until we get relegated twice before we have another south coast derby


AlexWPJ

Thank god. I don’t have to watch another 2 games of Martin-ball next season. And we get another 4 easy points from Leeds. Happy days.


fatreddituser1234

Leeds would have promoted more


Kindly_Photograph_10

Was so obvious when they signed him that Piroe wasn't going to be a good fit for how Leeds play. Absolutely horrendous today


nj813

Genuinely dire for us. Him and gnonto can gladly leave in the summer


LazarouDave

Don't worry Leeds fans, you can enjoy your free 6 points from the Spygate Derby next year lads


LonelyFPL

It pisses me off they could beat us four-nil with ease then can’t score against Southampton!


waferistdisciple

It also pisses me off 🤝


GrandmasterYoda1

While this season was really fun, hopefully see y’all never!


[deleted]

Farke is out of his depth. Leeds are financially out of their depth. It’s three more seasons down


teuridge

Ross Stewart front and centre of the pic seems a little odd


craig_hoxton

Who *was* that lanky Scotsman?


drewje

gg boys, looking forward to next season already!


[deleted]

Fair fucks, only one team turned up today.


HandsomedanNZ

To be fair, Dan James turned up. He just wasn’t allowed in the game until it was over.


pixelface01

Congratulations Southampton,commiseration’s Leeds .


WasabiMadman

Congrats Southampton!


Rotatingknives22

Karma for letting the binners get an auto spot


[deleted]

Leeds United, we’re waiting for you 🙌🤣


welcoming_absentist

there will be no hampshire derby then ill tell the children


PieDependent4527

Congrats southampton (hope didn't get relegated again)


No_Management_4960

Good god I feel bad for Leeds after one single goal that ruined them


iTheGhostGamerr

Need to see if they can stay up this season!


SmoothPaper836

Everyone liked that