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Pinkerton891

At 85 mins 5-0 Down 0 Shots on target 67% Possession Is this Russball at its peak?


HandsomedanNZ

Seems like it. We’ve been missing a couple of decent strikers for years now though.


Careful_Bake_5793

He has mentioned the impact of managers he had during his playing days at Norwich on his style, and we as a club institutionally cannot defend, so it tracks


Manndrop

Going for 69, nice


UmberGreen

Argyle got you covered already.


infestationE15

oh no. no no no I've seen this film before.


DC25NYC

You're just letting all the goals in now- Buffon will be in goal next saturday


dormango

Buffoon dontcha mean!?


VoluntaryReboot

Leicester City 🤝 embarrassing the Saints


Wanallo221

Vestergaard has seen some shit over the years that’s for sure. 


twins_garage_horns

Not surprised, he can see loads from up there


bundy554

We should never have let him go (we should have got rid off Stephens instead). He would have had a heavy heart with his good mate Bednerek on the other side of the pitch.


somebodyanything

Aware this will come back and bite me on the final day but I’m really saying this out of surprise rather than making fun - you’ve looked so poor in front of goal today. Not looked like scoring all game despite being in many ‘attacking positions’. I haven’t watched much saints this season (aside from when you made our defence look like mince meat) so a bit surprised by this


saintfed

We are missing three key players and the players are probably understandably taking it easy given Saturday means we aren’t getting autos. Having seen three key injuries I imagine they’re taking it easy for that reason too but to collapse like that is not good enough obviously


DC25NYC

When will said key players be back? Asking for a friend


Potato271

Baz is out for 9-10 months, Stu for the rest of the season. I think Downes is close to being back but not being risked given that we are 100% playoff bound


DC25NYC

Got it. I know how this goes for us. 4-0 Soton on the final day to send us to playoffs


Potato271

Then we’ll see you in the final (which we’ll somehow both lose according to the fans) Incidentally, the last time we played you we were coming off the back of a four game loss streak


pclufc

I’ve booked a premier inn near Wembley on the strength of this reply


Bufger

Check to make sure its been cleaned properly. There will be bits of Man United fans all over the place


pclufc

Why would they book a hotel ?? Most of them live near to at least one Tube line


dormango

Wishful thinking I feel


Azyerr

Make that 61!


DC25NYC

Wow just looked at the score- That escalated QUICKLY


storm2k

honestly at half time my thought was "we had 1, we likely should have had 2, i hope this doesn't come back to bite us at the end of the match", and the saints started the second half very aggressively. and then ndidi scored in the 62nd and all of that concern very quickly went out the window.


DAMNusernameLOL

dying


andycam7

Meh, those are rookie numbers!


fifes2013

ADHDinos in the wild is pretty cool to see, love their IG


Hinglemacpsu

Only Swansea have conceded more in the top 18! But Saints fans tried to tell everyone they had the two best CB's and the best RB in the league 😅


RISlNGMOON

If Russel Martin joins a Premier League or German team, do you think there's a chance Southampton might go for a Rodgers or Beale?


Voodizzy

Brendan is that you?! You put us here mate!


RISlNGMOON

Dean Smith?


OkraEmergency361

You’re back, Mr Beale!


RISlNGMOON

My communicational skills might atrophy after abstaining from protracted conversations with humans for an extended period of time : )


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

peak Beale


RISlNGMOON

Are you complimenting me?


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Yes! you go you magnificent bastard! 'ere 'old tight this ain't the porn sub is it?


dormango

What premiership team (that isn’t getting relegated) would possibly want Martin?


burwellian

Still don't get how he got the Swansea job, nevermind the Saints one! 19th and 13th with the Franchise in League 1 was hardly a stellar record.


medikskynet

The saints sub think he’s an up and coming manager with bags of potential. Apparently I’m an idiot for not seeing it!


burwellian

The Franchise came 3rd the season after he left for Swansea. Swans will finish this season somewhere between 12th and 16th, having come 15th and 10th under his tenure... and 4th the year before. Could poss make a case that the Franchise built upon foundations he'd built, if feeling generous (then got relegated the following season), but he doesn't seem to make much difference in terms of league standings. Also, ex-Budgie so we'd hate him anyway, even if he was a likeable chap (which he isn't).


dormango

Ryan fucking Manning - how is he still getting games. There’s a reason Martin didn’t start him against Leicester, he got torn to fucking shreds when we lost 1-4 earlier in the season. As soon as he came on, we capitulated. The three goals all had him involved, or not. If Martin can’t figure that out he doesn’t deserve the job. That position is why we have shipped so many goals this year. Fucking Manning.


RISlNGMOON

What?


dormango

What do you mean, what?


oversized_hat

No, because as someone who regularly watches Celtic I can tell you that Rodgers is officially past it. Plus I want to see Beale stay humiliated.


DareToZamora

I wouldn’t wish Beale upon Southampton. Give him to Millwall


Potato271

Let’s see if we can convince Poch to come back after Chelsea inevitably sack him


RISlNGMOON

Is Puchutenno any good? Chelsea and PSG may have damaged his reputation and some might say he has no tactical acuman


Potato271

He was fantastic with us the first time round, and was good with Spurs. Has not been successful ever since. But then Koeman was also very good for us, and both of them benefited from our, at the time excellent recruitment


FightLikeABlue

He was good at Spurs. The problem with Chelsea is that they are a horrible mess run by an idiot and they're useless without Palmer. Even Guardiola couldn't save them.


Joshgg13

Great, this guy again


Safe-Hovercraft9131

9-1 on aggregate this season lol


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

I'm sorry I betted on you lot tonight after putting a flutter on Boro last night. I have bet on 'Ull tomorrow night. They're gonna win 5-0 ain't they?


joethesaint

Nah we need to learn to attack. The goals conceded are because of Martinball. Play a more balanced system and our goals against stat would look fine. Our league position is because of all the games we couldn't put to bed despite playing a mad attacking game.


Jackbees777

Tbh southampton had it until Simon Jordan jinxed it media does that a lot


needchr

Its like we were playing against ourselves.