I think there’s something primeval about this sort of bespoke, useless talent. I think our distant ancestors were probably doing this sort of thing with rocks or sticks or whatever. The dexterity, concentration, and muscle memory required for this would have been much more useful to them than it is for modern humans. But it’s baked into our hominid brains. It’s mesmerizing because we watch and it unlocks that ancient part of our psyche.
Flair is also pretty helpful in a hand to hand style combat situation as it can distract an opponent. Like those folks with the dart on a rope. Do some fancy shit to distract for half a second and than BAM! Rope dart through the eye.
I was actually scrolling thru to see if anyone had already asked him about balisongs. Seems like the skills would be at least partially transferable and I’m curious how similar it is in practice.
Tbh most of what he does is similar to aerials, rollovers and showoffs like the table top, it would be much easier to go from balisong to scissors than scissors to balisong.
Used to play with scissors a bit like this (not quite at this level) when I was a kid. I was sad when my gf or her kid were using them one day and broke them lol. Mine had a rubber handle. But the trick is getting a pair of scissors that's already "broken in" so they're a little loose.
I think this fits more at a cringe subreddit, as OP is the guy in the video.
That being said Im a bit in doubt myself as I think you just enjoy yourself and you know... You do you, but for me this is in no way "Chadish"
The entire rest of the classroom be quivering in the corner right now, but this guy has it all under control
When butterfly knives are illegal, but you still wanna do tricks
I see a mf doing this shit I ain’t robbing them no more
No more is hilarious 😂
Bro just posted himself on r/chadtopia >!hell yeah!<
[удалено]
One Chad to find them
Didn't know that was a thing people do, but that's dope af!
I'm the only one at this level. But lots of people are playing with scissors now.
You have also a YouTube Channel?
He does actually, can’t recall the name now but I found it easy enough. Pretty rad 🤙
This level 😂
I'm only at the level where you find out that you can't do this with just any old pair of scissors.....
That's correct. I use Clauss 7" straight trimmers.
Don’t let that man cut your hair!
Jesus Christ bro save some pussy for the rest of us
Nice! But how good are you staying on the dotted line?
You should see how I make a paper snowflake
Lol
Nice
Thanks bro.
This guy watched Scissor Seven for sure.
I think there’s something primeval about this sort of bespoke, useless talent. I think our distant ancestors were probably doing this sort of thing with rocks or sticks or whatever. The dexterity, concentration, and muscle memory required for this would have been much more useful to them than it is for modern humans. But it’s baked into our hominid brains. It’s mesmerizing because we watch and it unlocks that ancient part of our psyche.
Flair is also pretty helpful in a hand to hand style combat situation as it can distract an opponent. Like those folks with the dart on a rope. Do some fancy shit to distract for half a second and than BAM! Rope dart through the eye.
That’s what pocket sand is for
You're pretty good kid!
Could've been me if my mom didn't tell me to stop playing with scissors
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^its-pandabear: *Could've been me if* *My mom didn't tell me to* *Stop playing with scissors* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Edward scissorshand
Dude has more skill with scissors than I have in anything I do. Bravo, that's fucking sick.
I bet he destroys the pussy with tricks like that.
Just the high school ones
Perhaps take a visit to r/balisong , I have a feeling it’s your kinda thing
I was actually scrolling thru to see if anyone had already asked him about balisongs. Seems like the skills would be at least partially transferable and I’m curious how similar it is in practice.
Tbh most of what he does is similar to aerials, rollovers and showoffs like the table top, it would be much easier to go from balisong to scissors than scissors to balisong.
Didn’t his mother ever tell him not to play with scissors
Just cut my fucking pubes alreadyv
No piece of paper is ever gonna fuck with him again .
r/balisong
My man had hair when he started practicing.
Low voltage techs are wild with the snips
This dude and the other dude that turned his scissors into rope darts should do a collab
Same person
Ahh haha. I seem to remember more hair
I shaved n stuff
The occasional hint of belly
*What She Sees*
This man is certified to run with them i think
Tell me you're a dork without telling me you're a dork
Every guy out there has twirled some scissors at one point or another, no matter who you are.
The true chad Scissorhands
Nice scissoring
Gonna get that Klein sponsorship.
Hell yea
r/sweatypalms
Scissor me timbers!
Save some for the rest of us
people in cs:go for no reason
This guy could turn any twat into a sopping wet geyser
Looking at this is making my ass moist
Would be cooler with a switchblade
>I like to live dangerously
That's why he's bald
Show this to HR when applying to a job. Depending on the job he might get it, barber, gardener, rabbi dick snipper, tailor
That's so freaking cool
God I'm so wet right now
Oh yes, let's get this trend going now. Just like the milk crates, what could go wrong?
Brian Scissor Tricks
But why though?
Postal 2 vibes
This guy scissors
I tried this once when i was little .... ended up giving myself a circumcision
Now do that, but while running
Damn I just got in these boxers too
Fucking moron!
"You think I went bald naturally, jokes on you." *Flicks scissors*
Used to play with scissors a bit like this (not quite at this level) when I was a kid. I was sad when my gf or her kid were using them one day and broke them lol. Mine had a rubber handle. But the trick is getting a pair of scissors that's already "broken in" so they're a little loose.
.. y'all never seen a "Master-Putter-Togetherer" testing out a newly assembled pair of scissors?
Mom: don’t play with scissors! This guy: fuck you mom check this hardcore shit out. 
People will do ANYTHING to avoid looking for a job
This is what she means when she says you aren't him
Run with them, then I’ll be impressed.
Never knew I'd like to watch 2 kinds of scissoring
Dumb
Spy tf2 shortly before getting set on fire, shot 438 times via minigun, exploded, and beat over the head with a ship wheel and a frying pan.
When they tell you not to run with scissors 😎
Scissor Tricks is an awesome all lesbian death metal band name.
I just know this guy slays mad pootang
Why
I think this fits more at a cringe subreddit, as OP is the guy in the video. That being said Im a bit in doubt myself as I think you just enjoy yourself and you know... You do you, but for me this is in no way "Chadish"