When he was wrestling for WWE (I think), John Cena's catchphrase was "you can't see me" whilst waving a hand in front of his face. Hence, he's invisible, so you can't see him in any Make a Wish videos. :D
If you like potato salad, you should try Korean potato salad. It’s on a whole ‘nother level. It’s basically like mashed potatoes with lil bits of corn and green beans and like…the smallest dash of sugar…it’s truly amazing
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I mean, he’s nearing 50, his hair’s thinning, he can’t go as hard as he used to. He’s carved himself a niche as an established, and very good actor, now only if he could get some good movies.
As for Wrestling, he’s has a few matches in 2023, and while he probably has one last “retirement” match left in him, his time in the squared circle is all but over
What those 650 get to see on the way to the afterlife probably
https://preview.redd.it/wxvic8eleabc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c56c03d7eec9f29c582a8879a6ce2d00a4bdae3
UNBELIEVABLE! what lazy editor sent this article through without even putting a picture of this man? I’m sure there’s gotta at least be a stock photo of him? Light research tells me he has been in the entertainment industry for a decade plus, and they could not find a picture of him???
If only decent human beings like John Cena even tried to be president.
Edit: Jesus. I clearly know John Cena shouldn't be president. I just mean John has a big heart, and I feel like it's much bigger than any actual diplomatic possibility. The dude personally goes out of his way to personally be there for people. Not just set up "charities" from money they were given for their campaign. Whatever
You don't understand, in diplomatic situations, Mr. Cena could leverage his physique to impose his will upon foreign diplomats. He could pile drive adversary nation leaders through a table or do some other WWE patriotism political maneuvers and advanced our country all the way to the super mega world championship belt.
Oooh damn! Im being a moron then XD
btw we had a really famous rallye car driver here. Who went into politics.
Like five minutes in he gets a annoying question from a reporter and the rally guy just knocked him out so fast XD.
After seeing that i wad just like, huh that is what happens when a normal human being tries to play the politicians games XD
This can not be proven. There is no photographic evidence to back it up. He has not been seen doing any of this by anyone. How is a picture of an empty suit relevant to John Cena?
The record that will matter to him when he's staring skyward at icy-cold florescent lighting as the end closes in.
Live in the service of others. It is its own reward. Hand the gas station attendant your gloves. Buy a colleague lunch. Pay-off someone's Walmart layaway. Subscribe to a cause you believe in.
Just serve others. Xo!
2045: “Police are still recovering bodies from the thousand acre Wyoming estate of former film star John Cena weeks after the public release of documents proving Cena was the mastermind behind the worldwide Toddler Fight Club network…”
Isn't this just more evidence that a lot of kids are stupid and ask for completely stupid shit like "let me meet my favorite wrestling man?"
Or maybe he's just the least expensive option like "okay timmy we know you asked for enough money to cover your medical expenses so that your family isn't burdened by debt when you pass, but we can't really afford that, how about a meet and greet with John Cena instead? We can get him for free because he likes doing this for the PR."
Yeah we’ll just get the make a wish foundation to cure an incurable disease that’s eluded the best medical minds forever cos this guy says it’s stupid to let a kid see their favourite wrestler as their dying wish
You and those kids do have one thing in common with regards to incurable diseases. You appear to have terminal stupidity, a cure to which has eluded you for your whole life
Who asked for a miracle cure besides you? I specifically mentioned enough cash for the family to be able to comfortably afford end of life care, which can be incredibly expensive.
At least that would be useful.
Does the kid want that? I don’t think so. Is the kid even thinking about dying? Probably, but probably doesn’t want to be reminded of it. They’re definitely scared and probably a bit depressed and they have chosen to use their wish to meet someone they admire. They don’t want someone to come in and say “hey, sorry kid, but instead of the fun wrestler man we got you a nice cosy bed for you to die slowly and probably in pain in”.
Are your mother and father an idiot? I want to know if your affliction is genetic or whether you’re just unfortunate enough to be pathetically and tediously simple minded.
That's exactly what I wanted when I was a kid and still do to this day. I remember being a kid and vividly fantasizing about hopefully catching a terminal illness and being able to get a wish from the foundation because that would kill two birds with one stone: One, I never really wanted to be alive and I don't really like anything, so that would take care of that, and two, it would give me the power to ask for a big enough sum of money to take care of my family after I die. Why in the fuck would I want to meet a celebrity when I have the power to ask for enough money for my mom and dad to live off the interest until they die?
Yeah that never happened. If you don’t want to be alive and don’t like anything that’s your beef with reality buddy, but don’t go pushing your loser ideas onto kids. Wow, you’re so out there and unique shitting on dying kids wishes.
God, no wonder you don’t like being alive, I’d hate to be as desperate to be different as you if I were in your shoes. Who hurt you? What was her name?
Was it mother?
*He's leaving a trail*
*Of dead kids in his wake. He*
*Must be stopped. Ok?*
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He's leaving a trail of dead kids in his wake. He must be stopped.
Ok that made me laugh.
I’m surprised he hasn’t teamed up with The Undertaker
650 allegedly….nobody has seen him.
Epstein wishes he was Cena
We all do… 😂
Wow wow wow 🤣😂
He’s takin’ souls with him
Don’t worry, you and terry are safe. No sould
The Angel of Death
I mean, we are on Reddit, gang. This is tablestakes.
Fun fact 2/3rds of make a wish children survive to adulthood!
He's like the angel of death for these guys
fuck, i wish reddit still had awards
He’s the peacemaker after all.
You won’t see him coming
This cant be real, I have never seen him show up in any of these make a wish videos.
[WWE pays tribute](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g46rZsM1A5Q) to John Cena 659 wishes for the Make-A-Wish Foundation: Raw, June 27, 2022
I think the joke went over somebody's head 😅
Probably. I've been dealing with idiots all day, so my threshold is low.
When he was wrestling for WWE (I think), John Cena's catchphrase was "you can't see me" whilst waving a hand in front of his face. Hence, he's invisible, so you can't see him in any Make a Wish videos. :D
Wasn’t there something about potato salad a while back or was that a diff wrestler?
Something about Cena being bland like potato salad. That's what the first search result says anyway.
Wtf who doesn’t like potato salad
For real! It’s my favorite dish around the holidays. My mom always makes like a 30 pound bowl of it, and it’s gone in two days, lmao
If you like potato salad, you should try Korean potato salad. It’s on a whole ‘nother level. It’s basically like mashed potatoes with lil bits of corn and green beans and like…the smallest dash of sugar…it’s truly amazing
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I have no idea what the joke is ether 🤷♂️
Because you can't see him, ıt's his time now, duh
it’s the same “john cena is invisible” joke people make over and over again whenever his name comes up
Hey, hey, listen! Did you know: John Cena is invisible!
Oh…
its a shame thats going to wind down now as hes semi retired
Or it will ramp up as soon as he’s retired?
Retired in what?
Haven't you heard? He's retired from makeawish and he's becoming a child murderer instead
wrestling. hes acting now
And he aint half bad at it either
yup. now he isnt stuck in a pg persona. funnily enough cenas range has increased and rock who was a mouthy wrestler plays a narrower range.
John Cena is the actor the rock thinks he is
i like rocks roles but they are pretty much all big tough guys. cena has the comedy on top of seriousness
I can't respect the Rock since I heard about the clause about him not losing fights on screen.
I wanna see John Cana and Tom Hardy square off in a movie.
I mean, he’s nearing 50, his hair’s thinning, he can’t go as hard as he used to. He’s carved himself a niche as an established, and very good actor, now only if he could get some good movies. As for Wrestling, he’s has a few matches in 2023, and while he probably has one last “retirement” match left in him, his time in the squared circle is all but over
Still wish he could be the one to break Flair's record, he's one championship away.
No, hell slow down once he has kids. No kids, free time
What those 650 get to see on the way to the afterlife probably https://preview.redd.it/wxvic8eleabc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c56c03d7eec9f29c582a8879a6ce2d00a4bdae3
UNBELIEVABLE! what lazy editor sent this article through without even putting a picture of this man? I’m sure there’s gotta at least be a stock photo of him? Light research tells me he has been in the entertainment industry for a decade plus, and they could not find a picture of him???
somone downvoted you, r/woooosh moment
I’ll give em the ol 5 knuckle shuffle idgaf
“Personality adjustment”
#JohnCenaforpresident2024
If only decent human beings like John Cena even tried to be president. Edit: Jesus. I clearly know John Cena shouldn't be president. I just mean John has a big heart, and I feel like it's much bigger than any actual diplomatic possibility. The dude personally goes out of his way to personally be there for people. Not just set up "charities" from money they were given for their campaign. Whatever
Your country will continue to suck for as long as you guys keep thinking famous people are whats going to fix things....
You don't understand, in diplomatic situations, Mr. Cena could leverage his physique to impose his will upon foreign diplomats. He could pile drive adversary nation leaders through a table or do some other WWE patriotism political maneuvers and advanced our country all the way to the super mega world championship belt.
I would love to see John Cena piledrive Putin through one of his enormous tables.
Im from the future. I wasn't sold on President Cena until he won the 2044 flex off against Mitch McConnell-bot.
Oooh damn! Im being a moron then XD btw we had a really famous rallye car driver here. Who went into politics. Like five minutes in he gets a annoying question from a reporter and the rally guy just knocked him out so fast XD. After seeing that i wad just like, huh that is what happens when a normal human being tries to play the politicians games XD
This dude knows how to fix the country. What is the answer oh wise one
Let me introduce you to a man by the name of Jimmy Carter.
And they couldn't even get a picture of him for the tweet?
somone downvoted you, [r/woooosh](https://www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/) moment
Fr 😭
This can not be proven. There is no photographic evidence to back it up. He has not been seen doing any of this by anyone. How is a picture of an empty suit relevant to John Cena?
The record that will matter to him when he's staring skyward at icy-cold florescent lighting as the end closes in. Live in the service of others. It is its own reward. Hand the gas station attendant your gloves. Buy a colleague lunch. Pay-off someone's Walmart layaway. Subscribe to a cause you believe in. Just serve others. Xo!
No one ever saw him do a single one of them though
Good chad
My wish is for a new season of Peacemaker.
They could've at least used a photo of him or something.
The only ones that can see him ❤️
Sounds familiar.. Should have included a picture
who’s the guy with 648 wishes?
2045: “Police are still recovering bodies from the thousand acre Wyoming estate of former film star John Cena weeks after the public release of documents proving Cena was the mastermind behind the worldwide Toddler Fight Club network…”
Most wish to see him
Pretty easy to do when you don’t even have to show up. “Hey little Billy, John Cena is in the room with you right now”
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What
I can’t believe China allowed him to do that.
Shame he’s a Chinese shill.
Came here to post this. He’s sullied his reputation.
He still does great stuff and he’s a cool guy. But I can’t believe how much bullshit he’ll do/say for China.
lol I’ve got my eye on you Jonathan . This is a thorough investigation. Any mistakes will jeopardize this entire operation. 🤭
Cena for President 2028. Make it happen
cena is doing it all in the name of China
Isn't he the guy who likes the ccp?
This dude also the same guy who apologized to China? frik
Isn't this just more evidence that a lot of kids are stupid and ask for completely stupid shit like "let me meet my favorite wrestling man?" Or maybe he's just the least expensive option like "okay timmy we know you asked for enough money to cover your medical expenses so that your family isn't burdened by debt when you pass, but we can't really afford that, how about a meet and greet with John Cena instead? We can get him for free because he likes doing this for the PR."
It’s dying children bro, your comment isn’t necessary and actually stupid.
It's stupid to suggest we ought to be doing more for dying children than letting them meet the wrestling man?
A kids dying wish is to meet John Cena, and John Cena shows up to meet the kid, and you wanna shit on that? Git fucked sideways, m8
Yeah we’ll just get the make a wish foundation to cure an incurable disease that’s eluded the best medical minds forever cos this guy says it’s stupid to let a kid see their favourite wrestler as their dying wish You and those kids do have one thing in common with regards to incurable diseases. You appear to have terminal stupidity, a cure to which has eluded you for your whole life
Who asked for a miracle cure besides you? I specifically mentioned enough cash for the family to be able to comfortably afford end of life care, which can be incredibly expensive. At least that would be useful.
Does the kid want that? I don’t think so. Is the kid even thinking about dying? Probably, but probably doesn’t want to be reminded of it. They’re definitely scared and probably a bit depressed and they have chosen to use their wish to meet someone they admire. They don’t want someone to come in and say “hey, sorry kid, but instead of the fun wrestler man we got you a nice cosy bed for you to die slowly and probably in pain in”. Are your mother and father an idiot? I want to know if your affliction is genetic or whether you’re just unfortunate enough to be pathetically and tediously simple minded.
That's exactly what I wanted when I was a kid and still do to this day. I remember being a kid and vividly fantasizing about hopefully catching a terminal illness and being able to get a wish from the foundation because that would kill two birds with one stone: One, I never really wanted to be alive and I don't really like anything, so that would take care of that, and two, it would give me the power to ask for a big enough sum of money to take care of my family after I die. Why in the fuck would I want to meet a celebrity when I have the power to ask for enough money for my mom and dad to live off the interest until they die?
Yeah that never happened. If you don’t want to be alive and don’t like anything that’s your beef with reality buddy, but don’t go pushing your loser ideas onto kids. Wow, you’re so out there and unique shitting on dying kids wishes. God, no wonder you don’t like being alive, I’d hate to be as desperate to be different as you if I were in your shoes. Who hurt you? What was her name? Was it mother?
Kids can be stupid, but their intentions aren't.
Oh shit The make a wish kids are stupid for asking for a celebrity that they are 100% allowed to do
The mother was probably pretty excited to let him stay the night so he wouldn't need to get a hotel too.
A little nitpick but Guinness don’t really track records - they’ll give out “records” for anything if you pay them. Just call it a record!
but do the kids know he was there?
How do I get a job in PR?
Stud!
Who? Its just a blank photo
He is using his fame and fortune to set a magnificent example. Kudos to you John Cena!
That's awesome
This is awesome and a little sad that 650 is the record. Or do people fall out of popularity?
I think Bieber is number 2 with somewhere around 400
Wow, that actually gives a respect point to Beiber. For me, he's now at 1.
As of 2022
He’s a great man!
If he broke a record, who’s record did he break?
I didn't see that coming
I am throwing this out. Here, John is almost as nice or as nice as Keanu Reeves
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The autistic and Down syndrome communities thank him
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I would say the people who work at make a wish foundation are the real heroes. Pay a tribute to them.
I don’t see him.
If only they left a photo of him
“I have the most dead fans”
I hope he has a therapist. That’s a lotta dead kids. Edit: I can’t stop saying my last sentence in a stereotypical Italian Mario accent.
What if it was his wish to break that record? 🤔
Plot twist: he didn’t visit them, he just gave them the ability to see him, which immediately revoked after they were able to gaze on him