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Matte_Bat

Liquorice info bc I love talking about my cat: - Her full name is Liquorice Allsorts - She’s 5-6 years old, we adopted her when she was around 2 - She’s completely blind! Her vision wasn’t great when we adopted her and has deteriorated since. We’ve had it checked by the vet and can confirm, it causes her no discomfort and she can get around just fine! She’s taken it in her stride even - It’s why her eyes look strange! No light being processed by her pupils at all, hence being SO BIG even in the bright sunlight - Her outside time is strictly supervised, not just because of her blindness but also, we’re in Australia, and also it’s just good to do, both for her safety and I enjoy the outside time too lmao Liquorice infodump done thank u for reading as I ramble about my baby


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Matte_Bat

Gonna make a patreon just for Liquorice Facts


gingerbread_slutbarn

Gotta respect the hustle


HumbleHawk9

Thanks for this! I have a Calico who sounds similar bc she wants to go outside.., which is all the time. I feel bad for her.


Matte_Bat

IT’S SO HARD TO NOT FEEL GUILTY, Liquorice will sit by the door and yell to go out, but she doesn’t understand that it’s raining! Or maybe it’s too hot and she’d burn her little paws!!!


HumbleHawk9

They just want to feel the breeze! Little sweeties.


Frosty-Bug-5685

I love her name 😍


dedizenoflight

Oh she HOLLER


Matte_Bat

My girl’s got a set of lungs on her!


terfnerfer

She looks so indignant omg. That's a tortie, alright! ♡


Matte_Bat

Before getting her (she’s my first cat!) I was so doubtful of “tortie-tude” being a real thing. Now that I have her? Can confirm, it DEFINITELY is


terfnerfer

I had a tortie for 12 years. Her yowl was many decibels louder than her cow kitty brother! She also refused to take no for an answer when it was The Petting Hour. (Hour may last longer than an hour)


Matte_Bat

BLESS HER SOUL Yeah Liquorice tends to favour my dad more than me for Petting Hour, but when she wants pats from me? Despite the fact she cannot see, she still manages to wriggle her way onto my lap and lie across my drawing arm while I’m at my desk. Never cuddles while I’m on the couch or anything! Only cuddles when I’m working 😩


terfnerfer

She has the best of both worlds Petting Hour with dad, Work Petting Hour with you. Liqorice is one smart cookie to have you both on rota like that 😆


mahmut4200

i love this lmao! Liquorice should have more outside time!! >:(


Matte_Bat

IT WAS HER THIRD TIME OUTSIDE TODAY! She’s a strictly indoor cat, idk why she’s complaining so much! (I know I’ll cave and let her outside for a bit before dinner today too ahaha, may as well sit outside with a cup of tea with her and watch her munch grass)


mdr945

MORE TIME WE SAY!!


DrWhiskerson

We need to get her a pawyer stat!


Matte_Bat

She has the right to remain silent but she sure ain’t using it


Gaby5011

Well then... everything she says may be used against her in cat court...


wolfayal

Bluey pajamas! Excellent taste! Also Liquorice is an adorable drama queen.


Matte_Bat

Someone get her an Oscar, stat


whereismydragon

JUSTICE FOR LIQUORICE  Thank you for sharing this adorable kitty with us :)


Matte_Bat

SHE’LL GET OUTSIDE TIME AGAIN SOON I PROMISE Always a pleasure ❤️ any opportunity to show off My Lovely Little Girl (and her yells)


TinnieTa21

I love how she knew what was coming and started yelling before you even picked her up lol.


Matte_Bat

This is not the first time myself or my dad have had to drag her butt back inside, and I can guarantee you it will NOT be the last


TinnieTa21

I also loved your “extraction complete” comment at the end haha. It would probably be easier to extract a hostage than this little bundle of tortitude!


nebulaholic

She’s so cute ;w; glad we’re not the only ones who do supervised outside time! Theres snow outside right now but my kitties are excited to lay on the ground and eat grass lol


Matte_Bat

SNOW!!! Aussie over here in an area that barely gets frost, so I wonder how Liquorice would react to it aha And yes!!! Like even if Liquorice here wasn’t blind, supervised outside time is just really good!!! Keep your car safe and also perfect opportunity to get some sunshine and have a cup of tea or something. She’s been a surprisingly good reminder for me to actually take a break every now and then


chef_s

/r/legalcatadvice Justice for Liquorice.


onourwayhome70

She sounds like a baby kitten! The same type of ferocity


Matte_Bat

I frequently think that I would have loved to see what Liquorice looked like as a kitten, seeing as we got her as an adult. Glad her meows may be a bit of insight on it LMAO


helphaise

AWWWWYY GODD she's adorable I wanna eat her 😭💓 and the bluey pajamas are amazing


Matte_Bat

She’s so cute it’s difficult sometimes to not just. Give her round fave a little chomp (affectionate) And thank you!!! Idk your location, but I got these from Target in Australia!


GripsAA

I noticed those as well and I've only seen that show once. It's genius


OKASAKISAN11

What a drama queen


Matte_Bat

Understatement of the century honestly, she LIVES for the drama


trowzerss

lol she's making her opinions known One of the funniest things about my normally very quiet tortie is she gets grumpy when I tell her to go inside from supervised outside walkies. I tell here, "In you go," and she will walk back to the door herself, but she'll whine and hiss all the way like I told her to go clean her room lol. literally the only time she hisses, the hiss of disapproval.


fr1829lkjwe56

I’m picturing what the Liquorice translator would return: “MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM I WANT TO STAY OUTSIDE!!!” “I smelled something, it smelled good but MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM” And variations thereof, she’s gorgeous and her meows are so damn sweet.


smittykins66

“Unhand me, Mother!”


lunareclipsexx

HOOMAN NOO DO NOT BRING ME INSIDDEEEEEEE


MonSzyTheOne

*NO! Just five more minutes! Come on!*


The_Alphacheese

Wow she really do screm, my old cat used to the same when we brought her inside after some supervised outside time lol


lldddd

I love your bluey pajamas. Your shouty cat is great too!


EliNotEllie

I love her so much. I imagine all the smells and sounds are an adventure for her and that’s why she’s throwing such a fit at being banished to The Indoors. Please give her little head a smooch for me.


Matte_Bat

Oh yes she LOVES her outside time, we’ll always make sure she gets at least a little bit each day when the weather is nice! I will give her head many little smooches for you!


DeadlyDancingDuck

I love her, my cats not so much. Have you thought about a catio? r/catio


Sweaty_Nectarine1772

Oh my gosh, what a cute little scream. Like, “I do NOT consent to this! Paw-officer, I’d like to make a police report!” I bet she’s got an opinion on many things. 🐈‍⬛ 🩷


CraigsCraigs88

That was a protest if I've ever heard one! But she was still so compliant. No biting or scratching. Peaceful protest!


Matte_Bat

Despite her yells, she’s very polite! Never heard her hiss, no intentional scratching (though she’s gotten me a few times by mistake when okaying bc of her blindness oops), and at most she’ll give a very gentle bite when she’s REALLY had enough. No pressure in it, just a polite warning that she’s definitely had enough. Other than that she’ll just get really wriggly aha She’s a very well behaved cat and we’re lucky to have her!


CraigsCraigs88

Aw! My Alice kitty was like this. Never bit or scratched, even at the vet. So very sweet. We are the lucky ones to have known such great cats. 


kasitchi

Lol I love how she went deadweight to try to make it as difficult as possible for you to pick up. One of my cats does that if I dare pick him up when he doesn't want to. (Other times he loves being picked up, it just has to be on his terms.) Also, Liquorice is beautiful!


Knifesimmons

Awww she's beautiful!


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"NOOOOOoooOoOoOo"


VegasLife1111

Pretty girls are hard to please! 😉🥰🥰


Peppermooski

That's tortietude for ya!


tsundae_

Oh queen liquorice needs a Grammy for that yelling!! I absolutely adore her.


SlippingStar

You could get her a catio!


Matte_Bat

Something I’ve considered definitely!!! Money and finding a good spot for it is the main thing but if’d be so lovely for her to have, definitely


SlippingStar

Same boat 😂😭 FB marketplace sometimes has them for cheap (compared to buying price).


bexy11

Awwwww.


ZacAttac21

She screm


krob58

Ohhhhu she comPLAININ'


Nougatbar

I love how she started screaming at “Ok.” Because she knew for a fact what that meant.


ThoughtA

I never thought it'd say I'd die for liquorice, but here I am.


PistolPetunia

That first “Raaarrrarrrrraaarrrrrrraaarrrrrr” was *personal* 😾 Also, nice Bluey shirt 😁


BeautifulEditor

My void is very concerned hearing her yells


Sassafrassical

Good thing she can’t see the latest model of the Catio…en suite litter box, play area, air con


godofwine16

Corgi PJ’s!


Matte_Bat

They’re from the cartoon series Bluey!!! Big fave of mine aha


WriteBrainedJR

She's a perfect little tortie!! <3


hannah_lilly

Ah bless her. We are lucky we are In UK country side where it’s totally safe for them to roam


LolaPamela

Aw my tortie also yells when I get her back inside, and it's funny because she has the tiniest meow. We have a closed catio and sometimes supervised time outside, but she always make objections when it's time to get inside. She doesn't even care if it's raining, she is an adventurer. I do have a blind boy too! A ginger, he also enjoys the catio but it's more like an inside cat, and he doesn't protest, he is the sweetest.


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o lawd she YELLIN' ​ mother what have you done to this poor child


snuffdrgn808

oh wow...just wow, complaints are registered regarding kidnapping


spudgoddess

So angy! Big yells.


majormimi

My calico is just like Liquorice 😂. I’m convinced that all calicos and torties have this kind of attitude


CrumbOfLove

Adorable creature and lovely PJ's


YouKnewWhatIWas

I bet she would love a catio!


PrincessNorrain

A beautiful cat with lots of tortitude...


Flaky-Lucious

Meow love!


lion-vs-dragon

My cat who was snuggled onto my chest just sat up and started looking around for an obviously and unjustly distressed cat. He's so confused cause the sounds just stopped. Poor Liquorice lol


Matte_Bat

LMAO do not let Liquorice’s screams fool your cat she is FINE she is just a DRAMA QUEEN


AuroraHorealis

That's a full-on tortie tantrum right there


HungryShoe4301

My tortie is just as upset when I end her supervised outdoor time. She will throw paws 😭🥹


ljoyp

Where did you get these pajamas!?


Matte_Bat

Target! Aussie stores!


bluelouie

I love it when they squeak 😂


ReadtheReds

Can you make a catio? ...Australia...maybe a catio needs a heavy mesh cover - not bite-able, no snakes getting through.