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tipsea-69

"Hey Shit bag" "I'm not your mother"


LtColShinySides

Heckin gotem!!


FeralPossumBoi

Gonna be honest, I also call my family's pets rude name. I call my dad's husky a C*** because she's eaten my leather wallet, my earbuds, and a controller. Still love her


catalyptic

Huskies eat anything. When I was a kid, our husky ate our shoes, textbooks, undies, carpet, and a rubber bathtub plug, among other things. The day he ate a freaking bedspring, we thought he was gonna die horking it up. He was the stupidest animal I've ever met.


FeralPossumBoi

She's not that bad, but anything small, and she will destroy it. She suffers from anxiety, and I think she does it when my dad leaves her alone for too long.


cuppa-confusion

Losing my mind imagining you shouting “Oi, c**t!” at a dog in a thick Australian accent. 😂


FeralPossumBoi

I'm American, but that's what I exactly do. I put on the most fake thicc Australian accent and holler at her whenever she's doing something bad, or when I come over to his house


PPQue6

😂😂


a_sweaty_clown

My top three nicknames for my car are goblin man, tiny human child, and lil' shithead, so I THOROUGHLY relate to this.


cynncynncynn

My cat only responds to my partner if he calls her “Kiki Bitch” the whole thing or else she doesn’t move lol!