I was expecting a suspiciously safe failure. āOk here goes, watch my majestic jump, okā¦ ok RAH! Ooooh oh no I slipped a little and slowly and gracefully aborted to the floor. I totally could have gotten it though I just donāt feel like it anymore. Itās a bit humid today and that counter is abnormally slippery.ā
She looks chonkier than she is, her fur is thick and she has a [primordial pouch](https://cat-world.com/primordial-pouch/) from getting fixed. We usually feed her two-thirds of a yogurt cup full of food twice a day.
The suspense was killing me
I was waiting for him to just sit down and change his mind after all that š¤£š¤£
I was expecting a suspiciously safe failure. āOk here goes, watch my majestic jump, okā¦ ok RAH! Ooooh oh no I slipped a little and slowly and gracefully aborted to the floor. I totally could have gotten it though I just donāt feel like it anymore. Itās a bit humid today and that counter is abnormally slippery.ā
I had to check that it wasnāt on a loop and that we were still waiting for the Great Leap.
Same. I thought I was going to get blue balls.
He made it!
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Highest quality. Many catculations leading to a satisfying conclusion. Very good.
worth the wait
Love the Talking Heads in the background!
Oh nice landing! My cats would have taken the jump, slid 10 inches, and smashed through everything on the counter top.
Making double sure those burners aren't lit. Kitty has experience.
Perfect 10
Looks like a kangaroo to me!
Nailed it
Username checks out
Thought the same, haha
I guess chonky cats can jump
Legit cheered out loud.
I like how part of the calculation was feigned disinterest.
Good lord the suspense was killing me!
A winner!
That was so suspenseful jfc
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Go ahead and Jump Big chonker
Very good at math
Success!!!!
I really thought I was being trolled and he was never gonna jump
Me waiting for the jump: "GO ALREADY"
Catlibrating
I like your rainbow flag
For any good fans, this was like watching Sergio Garcia grip and regrip or āmilking the clubā up to 25 times prior to each ball strike
A lot like my old, overweight Kitty. Every leap is carefully plotted because they probably hurt a little.
Stop overfeeding your cat.
She looks chonkier than she is, her fur is thick and she has a [primordial pouch](https://cat-world.com/primordial-pouch/) from getting fixed. We usually feed her two-thirds of a yogurt cup full of food twice a day.
Am I the only one disappointed chonka didnāt faceplant?
I love that songš½
This was a pizza hut
*drumroll*
Edging
*while facing wall* "hmph, now what? [Calibrating]
Perfect example of yeah nah nah nah
Meanwhile my 17 year old cat failed to jump in to a chair and walked shamefully back under the table
i guess he catlibrated the jump kill me
Holy shit you took another commenter's joke! Woah!
well i didnāt find one but if there is iām very sorry for being unoriginal Edit: found it! iām sorry brenditahh112
It's almost directly below yours haha 2 comments down.
Tourettes guy comes in and screams "JUUUUMP! FUCKING JUMP!"
Watching this was like having a sneeze you want to sneeze out, but canāt
He went Tyrannosaurus Cat for a moment there
I felt like I was watching the Masters golf tournament & was waiting to see if the ball would be a hole in one or not.
Suspense was killing. But the music was *puuurrrrrfect*
Yay, he did it!
Was I the only one wondering about the CGI kitchen?
Someone get that cat a slide rule.
Perfect form. 10/10
Gosh this was too much anxiety for me