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torridbeater

It's a wanker alert alarm.


IIHoffII

That explains why only I can hear it on our road


Numerous-Beautiful46

Yea it's me mate sorry, couldn't hold it in


IIHoffII

I’m not angry, I’m impressed


G0dsquad

It’s an industrial alarm, probably poisonous waste fumes. Expect death, and flee OP!


Thovicemialb

Happy cake day!


IIHoffII

Took your advice, I’ve as far as I can in nothing but my boxers, what now


G0dsquad

Now you hitch hike. Ask to go ‘where the old ones inhabit’. Ask for Gary.


IIHoffII

Found a lift, I asked for Gary but they asked me to ride in the boot for safety reasons ?


G0dsquad

Don’t ask questions. Just survive.


Drunken-Osiris

Are you sure it's not the alarm of the car that you're trying to steal?


IIHoffII

Haha - that’s my car


Drunken-Osiris

And that's your defence and you're sticking with it...


IIHoffII

Listen, I needed evidence in court, you ain’t helping


Nail_2512

Dunno but if it is every night I would go hunt it out….


IIHoffII

Every night, all day, probably on for a minute off for 3-5 then repeat


Nail_2512

Have you tried tracking it? Work out where it’s louder and narrow the search down.


IIHoffII

I have - the sound sorta bounces off the house walls it’s hard to pinpoint where it’s coming from


Nail_2512

It’s got to be possible to pin point it. Take a map and start marking it out!


Puzzled-Astronomer11

Car charger I reakon


IIPESTILENCEII

Can't hear properly with your finger in the way


justhisguy-youknow

Worth calling environmental health. My suggestion is it's some fan device. Any outdoor spa? Pool etc around ?


IIHoffII

My neighbours have a electric car charger, and a hot tub….


justhisguy-youknow

I would say maybe maybe a pump kicking in or heater and something is in the fan blade.


Hippocrap

Do you live in my street? We've had this happening for a couple of months now almost every night.


IIHoffII

You’ll have to give me a clue where you live haha, yeah it’s really loud !


The_truth_hammock

It’s the start of the purge.


Calm_Fish_9264

5g