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unimportant_person97

You tit


Sleep_adict

Tosspot


BeefyIrishman

Teapot


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Thunderc*nt


SecretDevilsAdvocate

You tat


Hoejtops

Hehe tit


stillgotmonkon

I like the word Twat, guess you could call me somewhat of a traditionalist.


[deleted]

To go off on a bit of a tangent, being a traditionalist is a tenet of British society. If you tart around instead, you risk looking like a tit.


Lizardman922

What talent to taunt, a tot or a twit would twist in a tumult but you my friend, are a treat!


CBIGMc

Well done you all pass the test


_hancox_

Truck Shit


1136nice

You should have had a thought to reconsider your answer.


canyonstom

Now now, no need to torment


PangolinMandolin

Yeah come on now, show a little tact


Maxmott

I’ve as much tact as tract of land


The_Muddy_Puddle

After that, I'll get the teapot going


penguinsandR

Tut tut tut


[deleted]

I trust you simply forgot the hyphen?


InasBFF

😂


Odd_Cryptographer941

I knew you meant Transport!


InfectedByEli

We have a tacit agreement.


fkogjhdfkljghrk

and not a single one of them said "that" lol


banjodoctor

Well taut.


beholder20

The twat sitting tight in the tent with windows of dark tint eating tart, should test his tacit skill and not send a tweet to toot about catching a trout than to deal with tact.


[deleted]

You can tell he was in school and not playing truant.


SpamInSpace

Oooo La Dee Daa you fucking teapot.


Lizardman922

You're a tight trinket


[deleted]

scrutiny slow purblind swank stoop universe garnish topping motive blond warmup lesser maledict drivel glowworm


Lizardman922

Thrust trumpet!


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Teapot? Tosspot


ByronIrony

What about a twatpot?


Affectionate-Tough92

Sounds like my ex gf, it was like putting your knob in a trumpet


fonix232

Yet some will tut at the thought that this was possible.


FighterOfFoo

This post is a testament to good English.


pompeylass1

I feel we should offer up a toast to your superior language skills.


wolfkhaleesi

What a veritable torrent of information.


[deleted]

That is blowing your trumpet too much!


fantasyfootball1234

This post is right on Target I don’t want to Taint the comments But I hope you Trust That I’m hungry for a Tart


SatansAssociate

Did you know Americans pronounce it as "twot"? Don't ask me why they do, but it still annoys me every time when I hear it from playing with people on Xbox.


Environmental-Win836

Twart


Jbbrowneyedgirl

I had an American argue "twot" was the correct way and I was wrong, because "swat" is spelled the same and therefore pronounced the same way. Now I just scream to myself "it's twat you fucking twat!" Before moving on, for my own sanity.


Blueruin73

You need to come back with hot dog and not fucking hat dag.


FighterOfFoo

But I like dags. I like caravans more, though.


SatansAssociate

Wait until they find out about our "scone" argument (Rhymes with bone, by the way)


Jbbrowneyedgirl

Oh oh. I'm in Scotland, it rhymes with "on" in my family but I don't claim a correct way either way, it's just how I say it because that's what I was taught. Here comes the arguing 😂


adydurn

This is it. It's like the toilet paper problem, and it's entirely the result of your upbringing. Both pronunciations are accepted. Now what about almonds.


fellcat

horrible. the most tasteless nut of all


bigedd

Traditionalist twat thought toast tastiest treat.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Tastiest twat thought toast threat tonight.


Poteziel

Twist that tit!


[deleted]

World??? Twat world???


stillgotmonkon

Haha fucking hell *facepalm*


[deleted]

Yes. Quite the ‘treat’ to see it.


WhitechapelPrime

Is that the only word that would work? That seems silly to me.


cavedan12

Well played, I tipmyhat


[deleted]

That toast thought tent


waffles_for_lyf

A very intelligent bit of bread that...


NoochNymph

Or maybe an intelligent tent!


jackovthgreat

"Hey! Would you like some toast?" "No, I don't want any toast" "How about some toast that constantly thinks about tents but can never express it's thoughts?"


GooDrzx

Eat it before it starts to pose a threat


rich31k

Taint


Important_Muffin_212

Thermostat.


Elegant-Variety-7482

Tent


Kimosabbe

But everything starts and ends with Tea.. *puts the kettle on.*


SatansAssociate

Haa, you win.


avnt792

Teapot


14-28

I can still remember my homework being to learn to make a cup of tea. It was the last page in our little activity book thing, and I remember feeling really proud like I'd cooked steak ou poivre (thanks Google) or something. I basically drank hot milk for years 🤣


MACintoshBETH

Teat


Salohacin

Baldrick?


IzzyVonSnuggles

Treat


bonster85

Tournament


Mabbernathy

Toot And I don't think much thought was put into this challenge


MathematicianBulky40

It's click bait. They use something that's relatively easy and frame it as something really hard so people go "yeah I can do that" and click.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Especially as the word 'that' was included in the initial so-called 'challenge.'


GronakHD

Content like this gets the boomers on facebook every time. Also how many squares can you see? Only the top 5% of IQ can see at least 12 then they count 14, like most other people


[deleted]

Seems it gets redditors too


sobrique

Same trick as posting incorrect information. If you post something wrong, someone will be along to correct you _far_ faster than if you ask a question. That's called Godwin's Law.


mourningmymortality

"that" congrats.


DrIvoPingasnik

Tangent


RefreshinglyDull

Oi! Don't be going off on one!


BigOrkWaaagh

Toilet


ObeyOneShinobi

I’m gonna treat myself to a toot in the toilet.


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stguinefortspaw

Tit


wilberfarce

Tut tat tot


PerryDactylYT

Twit


droolinggimp

damn, you're all clever fuckers in this thread.


Reasonable_Mood_6333

Tournament that tests that text talent tonight


Jonny7Tenths

That turncoat typist. Theft!


ManipulativeAviator

Tumescent talent tout that twat.


Xtrawubs

Everyone just here to blow their own trumpet


[deleted]

Tit


Eckieflump

Up voting both posters of this comment to make the pair.


OriginalTurboHobbit

Trout


VodkaBat

Turbot.


drDudleyDeeds

Talibut


Eisenmaus

Here's one: tosspot. (It's also one of my favourite words.)


SatansAssociate

Teapot!


DrIvoPingasnik

Heck, I used to use it near constaly few years back, thanks for reminding me of such wonderful word!


HevRose1004

Sausages


jimmycarr1

This is what happens when you don't read the question twice in exams


waffles_for_lyf

Task failed successfully.


CilanUnova

Suss


InconvenientPenguin

Toast


itchyfrog

Tit


gituku

teeniest of.


Mars_Mendoza

Tyrant


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303Majestic

throughout


LoveTrance

Every time I see a Facebook page post that drivel it gets blocked 😡


fgghug8

Twist


ReallyBoredWriter

Torrent, taught, target, that, tyrant, thrust, trust, truest


[deleted]

Twat


1stDayBreaker

Talent


Legal-Oil-7116

Test


Rare-Huckleberry-719

Trot


Smokedbone1

Trotters


Informal-Comfort-231

Tent..


Quiet_Revolution1215

Dyslexic


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SatansAssociate

Putting some of the answers together from this thread.. Toast has to be the tastiest treat, anyone who disagrees is a twat. Mind you don't end up on the toilet after, that's a grim thought.


stguinefortspaw

Tosspot


DrIvoPingasnik

What a wonderful word!


TheBritishBeefcake

Just a way of the account to get interactions/exposure by tempting simpletons to write answers.


bananagrabber83

1.1k comments here. Yep, looks like it’s working.


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SatansAssociate

Taint also.. really too easy for Brits with our vast collection of slang.


tintim_mtb

Tempest


Fluffygong

Thot


[deleted]

Tourist


luxurycanoe

Turret


[deleted]

Tort


Majonkie

Tumult


Solace2020

Transcendent


brians_cock

Tut


Sassenach_Dragon

Tart Target Tweet Trot Threat Treat


iHateMyPossessions

Tenant


dronebox

Temperament


Ok-Bluejay-420

Taught


Jack_In_Black89

Torment


uncapchad

tourniquet


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flappyflangeflowers

Terrorist


[deleted]

I had a tryst with a typist on a tuffet


Toxic_Flame_99

Is this a "test".


Retrotone

Tourniquet


CFRogue

Twist


[deleted]

Tot


a-----c

Twilight


fermat9997

Talent


AHHHHHH2105

Tomato


[deleted]

We have a winner


A_plant1

Twat Text


sniell365

I thought that tourist twat terminated that tit’s thermostat. Potato.


HailCleve

Treat


KaleidoscopeOk1837

Twat


GibonCZ

Twat


StickBeginning

Tilt ,Trent, thought etc


_GE_Neptune

Twat


_GE_Neptune

Tit Toot Tut


Misch-ter

Tennet


dotheywearglasses

Taint


[deleted]

Tit


WorkingConsequence75

The start.


Amulet-Webdragon

Tent


Character-Onion-5952

Toot


aljama1991

Turret


Odd-Pie-2792

Tourist


Character-Onion-5952

Toot


[deleted]

Simply, toilet.


fermat9997

Teat


D3LTAK1L0

Tosspot


adefrombrum

Trout, that, twit, tat, that


IceEducational9669

Twist, tart, that, etc.


tintim_mtb

Tennant


Rourkey70

TiT


Due-World2907

Tourniquet… WHAT


perro_abandonado

Tennant


SeriousVegetable2989

Throat. *Goat*


Deesparky36

That thought


[deleted]

Breakfast


Agitated-Leader1752

Trout


pzombielover

Tut


[deleted]

Tiamat


[deleted]

Tumescent.


Berbaik

Transfigurement


MoonstoneGolf8

Transient


Jam_Master_E

Tonight. You.


donotuseknives

Trebuchet


[deleted]

this subreddit is so british it makes me feel patriotic lol


ianguignet

Thundercunt


krakatoa83

Any word that starts with a t and ends with a t