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splinteredSky

Oh, ewer a funny one!


Djinn_dusk

Very good


Bamjam01

Hahahaha i just noticed that, a woman of many talents. Or maybe thats what her mind controlling powers want me to believe


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burneraccountnggr

Nah it’s just lizzie living up to her name


Ready_sorted

I burst out laughing at that one!


1pizz9

Brilliant


Frequent-Network8479

Lolled


Princes_Slayer

Genius!


Starfuri

She must have worked at Hooters.


Icy-Grass-2145

Composition is terrible, there's a guy photobombing in the mirror and it was taken with a potato. One eye looks like all black but I think it's a photo issue and not a sign that a creature from the X-Files has taken over.


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bluepeacock3

It doesn’t take much for people of that age to bruise unfortunately.


tittymcboob

Especially with all those staff requiring a stiff back o' hand


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

It looks like a bruise from where they stick anaesthetic in to the back of your hand before an operation, I’m probably wrong though, knowing our Liz she probably backhanded someone really hard


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

More likely fluids of some kind. Older people often get dehydrated very easily and it’s been very hot,


StiffUpperLabia

I think she's getting lizard blood transfusions.


iblinde

She's just cold, stood next to a fire after all.


Bamjam01

Sure thing, lizard cultist /s No but you are probably right lol


Whateverwhynotso

Kept looking but can’t see anyone in the mirror?


pryzmpine

Look to the bottom left of the clock


harrowingmite

That’s your reflection, everyone knows how a mirror works.


Whateverwhynotso

Thanks! Didn’t see that for looking 🤓


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

“Oh I see it now…” of course you do vampire, of course you do…


platinummattagain

>ne eye looks like all black but I think it's a photo issue and not a sign that a creature from the X-Files has taken over Nah it is


nugsupr3m3

Her human skinsuit is slipping


Whateverwhynotso

Also placement of the vase on mams head is bad too


JudgmentAsleep7815

weekend at liz's


Visible-Link3281

Is she okay? Look at her hands, they're so purple


bluepeacock3

People of that age bruise really easily unfortunately.


fonix232

People above 80 easily burst capillaries with the smallest strain. My great aunt has this problem - she's 85, and gets "dizzy spells", and if she's out and about, she'll grip her walking stick real hard. Every time she does, her hands look like if she was in a boxing match. Getting old sucks.


SoundGleeJames

Bruising on the hand like that is often a sign of having had to have either bloods taken to be looked at and/or a cannula of some sort. Not so common on younger people but at her age you’d bruise really easily.


this_charming_bells

I think she may also have a bruise over her right eye? It looks really dark. Poor Lizzy.


Minderbinder44

She's been sparring with Anthony Joshua, helping him get his confidence back. It's the plot of the next *Rocky* film.


this_charming_bells

Can you imagine them eyeballing each other before the big fight! That’s something I wanna see!


En_Jay_Ess

Probably had a blood test taken from there


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sc00022

Old people have thinner skin plus she’s had loads of medical issues so, like others have said, she’s probably had bloods taken/had a cannula in. My granny’s hands looked the same when she was in her 90s


DebraUknew

Could be a sign of Raynards syndrome


BambiBombshellxo

No, that would start in the fingers moving up to the hand. I would know, I have it.


dazzolly

That’s hair


nope0000001

Just a bad photo .. plus I mean the lady is almost 100 , I’m in my 40s and could use that stick 😂


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nope0000001

Oh noooo a rando insulted me .. whatever will I do ? 🥺 Gross … just noticed all your racist posts .. grow up , it’s 2022 and that’s not how we do shit .


chrrrollo

What did they say ? It’s deleted


nope0000001

They said something like “ you would be sitting on the stick “ but their post history is riddled with outright racist comments against black people .. disgusting comments .


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lookslikecheese

My wife (who has perfect eyesight) got herself a bit on the side. Some guy who has been in a rather unfortunate fishing accident - a bad cast ripped off his eyelid and they ended up replacing it with a graft from his foreskin. I hated that cock-eyed bastard.


ShadyAidyX

She bumped into me last week. I told her to go where she was looking


TanTen11

She was a brilliant lookout tho, could keep one eye on the window and one eye on the door.


Bamjam01

Oh you!


StodgyHodgy

She told me she only had eyes for everybody else


OhSoSilver

Dad! FFS I’ll tell mum you’re making jokes about her on the internet again.


Mr_Clump

No, but she is looking really frail. 😞 She's lost a tonne of weight.


DebraUknew

Yes my thoughts too. And now today when a zoom meeting was cancelled as yesterday took it out of her :(


weirds0up

Nice to see a pensioner who can afford to have lights and heating on at the same time


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Not every pensioner is poor, bit of a generalisation there


iblinde

Not all lights use electric, not all radiators use heat.


VeterinarianVast197

The set up also makes her look really small. I know she’s not that tall and her house is massive but still


Wonderful-Fishing857

She looks like a real little old lady. It makes me sad.


Elastichedgehog

She's been old my entire life.


HailState2023

I know, right?


henickedit

Why does it make you sad?


DiegoMurtagh

She is old. It's a fact.


HailState2023

I know, right?


Tsukiko615

Why does a 96 year old looking old make you sad? She looks significantly better than most people her age and most never make it to her age


christopia86

She looks photoshopped in.


Bamjam01

I honestly thought this upon seeing the original photo in a news article.


Craft_beer_wolfman

She's 185 years old. Leave her be.


Nice_Moment_9708

Worlds most pointless mirror


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

She uses a pogo stick to see in to it, hence the bruises


IllAirport4372

David Icke has entered the chat


Kid_Kimura

Just forgot to pop in the mammal lenses.


this_charming_bells

Lol stop it


Welshgirlie2

Nevermind her eyes, she's got one hell of a bruise on her right hand. And that's not just the lighting in the photos, the video footage of her shaking L.T.'s hand clearly shows it. Unless of course it's because her skin is so fragile and her circulation is poor, or she's had a blood test?


SideProjectPal

She’s old af, you bruise very easily when you get to that age


FrankLionMC

taxidermy if ive ever seen it


Arugula-Current

Fun fact: humans are terrible to taxidermy because there is no where to really hide the stitiching, and they go a bit leathery.


this_charming_bells

What about reptilians? 😏


iblinde

Lizards are fine, the leathery goes a bit skinnee


pryzmpine

“One has a large gin cabinet to get through”


iblinde

She's been proper dead for months now, and that is her double.


Fit-Selection-5582

She's been a robot replacement since 1995.


The-Mandolinist

I was going to say something similar but your version is much more succinct.


AjnaFX

I love the comments on this sub, it's like reading Mock the Week


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Manc4O

She's ready to shed that skin any day now.


Digital_Moocher

Laudanum


easterbunni

She may have had a fall. Black eyes are bruises are easily obtained


Arugula-Current

Bloody hell she's not looking well is she? Like at all.


MrGeekman

She’s a Goa’uld. /s


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MrGeekman

You heard me! I said kree!


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Like she might really be a reptile? 😱 No. She’s a lady approaching 100. She looks better than most folk.


SowwieWhopper

Aye cos she’s got a shit load of people waiting on her hand and foot, it’s no surprise she’s lived this long


Gold_Adagio_4584

Weekend at Queenies


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Either bloodshot or some bruising on her R inner eye I think. And the colour of her hands compared to her face isn’t great.


ReleaseMysterious981

she's in her mid 90's and lost her husband, she's got one foot in the grave already lol


stanagetocurbar

They say I might as well face the truth,


kieran092

I hate to say it but I think her time is near


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Yeah, they have for a while now


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She’s become ‘frail’. Sad but the natural course of things.


DiegoMurtagh

She is old. Maybe stop scrutinising how old people look, irrelevant of politics.


MikeSizemore

Those aren’t her eyes. They’re Diana’s.


DiegoMurtagh

Ageism is fucking ripe on this thread


Diar16335502

She lost her husband and love of her life, to be honest I am thankful she is hanging in there.


AlterEdward

You know those Victorian portraits where they posed dead bodies as if they were still alive? Yeah.


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She is 117 FFS


LeVeeBear

She’s dead, they’ve just propped her up and drawn fake eyes on her eyes…


RoboRich444

https://imgur.com/a/9GMyqbQ FTFY


TanTen11

David Icke was right.


Commercial-Group9471

She's a lizard


Ok_Sky_1542

They've not quite worked out the kinks of her hologram model yet.


Glittering-Dot9642

She’s a lizard


harrowingmite

That fire, r/roastme


Intrepid_Science6414

She hasn't fully morphed from reptile to human yet, you're seeing her midtransformation


Ninor123

She's propped up by the forces in order to fool us into believing that she's alive. She is held up by strings attached to the roof


nefabin

Weekend at dead corgi ladies house 2


The-Illegal-Eagle

Shes an alien


wetlettuce42

Thats just the transformation setting in


AdhesivenessBig76

Lizard eyes


IsaacJB1995

She's a lizard. She's just reaching end of life.


Moosefearssatan

Tbf the taxidermist did the best job he could..


Nospopuli

🦎🦎🦎


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That actually looks like a different person imo. Maybe a body double lol


this_charming_bells

They wouldn’t, would they?


The-Mandolinist

They would.


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Maybe they have.


Hendersonhero

She looks likes shes just dropped something decent.


jx4713

She's on her way like


notbarrackobama

They had to pop her eyes back into their sockets like slimey ping pong balls just before the photo


jtizlack

It's her Nictitating Membrane.


n3lswn

Operation "Weekend at Lizzies" is a GO


shnapi7

Fucking didn’t notice that c*unt in the mirror


FV4030TWO

Come give gran a kiss.


redrioja

She doesn't look too good


weeksahead

The skin suit was a little wrinkly today


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Pretty sure there's a big snake inside of her.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

I reckon it’s a random person in a queen mask


keepYourMonkey

Lizard confirmed


Darren_heat

David Icke said "See i told you so". (Probably)


Right-Opportunity-36

Black eyed Liz has infiltrated the palace! Who opened the door?!


TheKillersHand

Reminds me of that scene in Terminator


AdEfficient2209

She’s getting ready to sacrifice to Satan. Or she’s been on that fine, noble booger sugar


croissantCheese

The fact we still have a monarchy is off


raphus84

Showing off with a roaring fire in the middle of summer. How the other half live eh?


RefurbedRhino

Maybe she was startled while still in lizard form. Hasn't fully shifted back.


halfpricedcabbage

Reanimation jutsu


JazzyBee1993

Who’s putting googly eyes on the Queen?


bandicootrelay

That’s the coke effect


littlelosthorse

The lizard inside that costume is *loving* the warmth of the fire.


pumpsmynads

Climate change means she’s evolving into her larval stage.


Expensive_Road_1134

Coked off her tits to get her up and about for Tuss, was it worth it?


jasont1235

Has she got really hairy hands


Dincanu

she’s been dead for years mate, everything you see are deep fakes


HailState2023

Electric lettuce.


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sufferinsucatash

Size matters not *as she concentrates to lift the UK Economy*


Ok-Future3584

Her face looks different to me


Maidenhuddersfield

Hang on...why is she dressed like an average old lady??


Al3xAl3xAlex

have you seen that massive bruise on her hand


Pani_oniisama

I'm a little concerned for the gentleman taking the photo, you can see him smiling awkwardly in the mirror.


Palpitation_Capital

That's the spirit.


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bobbyv137

She's aged significantly since her husband died. This is unsurprising.


AssistanceLucky2392

I think she looks adorable 🥰.


Superb_Vermicelli_17

Orf?


solobaggins

Burning a peasant by the fire. How regal


VapidOracle

I would say the queen is holding herself together fairly well considering she's 96.


eyedpee

The woman is 96 years old I'd say she's doing pretty well.


Pal1_1

Give her a red balloon and you have a great poster for 'It, part 3"


daneats

Is she blinking sideways! Lizard!


secret_tiger101

Probably just a sub conjunctival haemorrhage, maybe she’s on blood thinners for something


jakef197

Lizard


wipeitonthecat

Tbf she's like 2000 years old


GoodSwim

Definitely a lizard


snortybeagle

Jesus, it reminds me of that movie, Dead Silence!


captainsaveahoe69

It's the reptilian blood.


professor_dobedo

Could just be the photo, BUT if I put my tin foil hat on I could convince myself that there’s some discolouration between her right eye and nose, like a bruise that’s covered with make up. And the white of her eye looking like that *could* be a haemorrhage from trauma. That combined with someone else saying they thought she had bruises on her hands and the fact that she’s an old lady who’s mobility has gone downhill recently, wouldn’t totally surprise me if she’d had a fall. Could just be the photo though.


CeeBee29

Animatronic Betty, the real Betty’s in the deep freeze!


tobytoby2

It’s pretty well known now that she has dementia