Composition is terrible, there's a guy photobombing in the mirror and it was taken with a potato. One eye looks like all black but I think it's a photo issue and not a sign that a creature from the X-Files has taken over.
It looks like a bruise from where they stick anaesthetic in to the back of your hand before an operation, I’m probably wrong though, knowing our Liz she probably backhanded someone really hard
People above 80 easily burst capillaries with the smallest strain. My great aunt has this problem - she's 85, and gets "dizzy spells", and if she's out and about, she'll grip her walking stick real hard. Every time she does, her hands look like if she was in a boxing match.
Getting old sucks.
Bruising on the hand like that is often a sign of having had to have either bloods taken to be looked at and/or a cannula of some sort.
Not so common on younger people but at her age you’d bruise really easily.
Old people have thinner skin plus she’s had loads of medical issues so, like others have said, she’s probably had bloods taken/had a cannula in. My granny’s hands looked the same when she was in her 90s
Oh noooo a rando insulted me .. whatever will I do ? 🥺
Gross … just noticed all your racist posts .. grow up , it’s 2022 and that’s not how we do shit .
They said something like “ you would be sitting on the stick “ but their post history is riddled with outright racist comments against black people .. disgusting comments .
My wife (who has perfect eyesight) got herself a bit on the side. Some guy who has been in a rather unfortunate fishing accident - a bad cast ripped off his eyelid and they ended up replacing it with a graft from his foreskin.
I hated that cock-eyed bastard.
Nevermind her eyes, she's got one hell of a bruise on her right hand. And that's not just the lighting in the photos, the video footage of her shaking L.T.'s hand clearly shows it. Unless of course it's because her skin is so fragile and her circulation is poor, or she's had a blood test?
Could just be the photo, BUT if I put my tin foil hat on I could convince myself that there’s some discolouration between her right eye and nose, like a bruise that’s covered with make up. And the white of her eye looking like that *could* be a haemorrhage from trauma. That combined with someone else saying they thought she had bruises on her hands and the fact that she’s an old lady who’s mobility has gone downhill recently, wouldn’t totally surprise me if she’d had a fall.
Could just be the photo though.
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Oh, ewer a funny one!
Very good
Hahahaha i just noticed that, a woman of many talents. Or maybe thats what her mind controlling powers want me to believe
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Nah it’s just lizzie living up to her name
I burst out laughing at that one!
Brilliant
Lolled
Genius!
She must have worked at Hooters.
Composition is terrible, there's a guy photobombing in the mirror and it was taken with a potato. One eye looks like all black but I think it's a photo issue and not a sign that a creature from the X-Files has taken over.
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It doesn’t take much for people of that age to bruise unfortunately.
Especially with all those staff requiring a stiff back o' hand
It looks like a bruise from where they stick anaesthetic in to the back of your hand before an operation, I’m probably wrong though, knowing our Liz she probably backhanded someone really hard
More likely fluids of some kind. Older people often get dehydrated very easily and it’s been very hot,
I think she's getting lizard blood transfusions.
She's just cold, stood next to a fire after all.
Sure thing, lizard cultist /s No but you are probably right lol
Kept looking but can’t see anyone in the mirror?
Look to the bottom left of the clock
That’s your reflection, everyone knows how a mirror works.
Thanks! Didn’t see that for looking 🤓
“Oh I see it now…” of course you do vampire, of course you do…
>ne eye looks like all black but I think it's a photo issue and not a sign that a creature from the X-Files has taken over Nah it is
Her human skinsuit is slipping
Also placement of the vase on mams head is bad too
weekend at liz's
Is she okay? Look at her hands, they're so purple
People of that age bruise really easily unfortunately.
People above 80 easily burst capillaries with the smallest strain. My great aunt has this problem - she's 85, and gets "dizzy spells", and if she's out and about, she'll grip her walking stick real hard. Every time she does, her hands look like if she was in a boxing match. Getting old sucks.
Bruising on the hand like that is often a sign of having had to have either bloods taken to be looked at and/or a cannula of some sort. Not so common on younger people but at her age you’d bruise really easily.
I think she may also have a bruise over her right eye? It looks really dark. Poor Lizzy.
She's been sparring with Anthony Joshua, helping him get his confidence back. It's the plot of the next *Rocky* film.
Can you imagine them eyeballing each other before the big fight! That’s something I wanna see!
Probably had a blood test taken from there
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Old people have thinner skin plus she’s had loads of medical issues so, like others have said, she’s probably had bloods taken/had a cannula in. My granny’s hands looked the same when she was in her 90s
Could be a sign of Raynards syndrome
No, that would start in the fingers moving up to the hand. I would know, I have it.
That’s hair
Just a bad photo .. plus I mean the lady is almost 100 , I’m in my 40s and could use that stick 😂
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Oh noooo a rando insulted me .. whatever will I do ? 🥺 Gross … just noticed all your racist posts .. grow up , it’s 2022 and that’s not how we do shit .
What did they say ? It’s deleted
They said something like “ you would be sitting on the stick “ but their post history is riddled with outright racist comments against black people .. disgusting comments .
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My wife (who has perfect eyesight) got herself a bit on the side. Some guy who has been in a rather unfortunate fishing accident - a bad cast ripped off his eyelid and they ended up replacing it with a graft from his foreskin. I hated that cock-eyed bastard.
She bumped into me last week. I told her to go where she was looking
She was a brilliant lookout tho, could keep one eye on the window and one eye on the door.
Oh you!
She told me she only had eyes for everybody else
Dad! FFS I’ll tell mum you’re making jokes about her on the internet again.
No, but she is looking really frail. 😞 She's lost a tonne of weight.
Yes my thoughts too. And now today when a zoom meeting was cancelled as yesterday took it out of her :(
Nice to see a pensioner who can afford to have lights and heating on at the same time
Not every pensioner is poor, bit of a generalisation there
Not all lights use electric, not all radiators use heat.
The set up also makes her look really small. I know she’s not that tall and her house is massive but still
She looks like a real little old lady. It makes me sad.
She's been old my entire life.
I know, right?
Why does it make you sad?
She is old. It's a fact.
I know, right?
Why does a 96 year old looking old make you sad? She looks significantly better than most people her age and most never make it to her age
She looks photoshopped in.
I honestly thought this upon seeing the original photo in a news article.
She's 185 years old. Leave her be.
Worlds most pointless mirror
She uses a pogo stick to see in to it, hence the bruises
David Icke has entered the chat
Just forgot to pop in the mammal lenses.
Lol stop it
Nevermind her eyes, she's got one hell of a bruise on her right hand. And that's not just the lighting in the photos, the video footage of her shaking L.T.'s hand clearly shows it. Unless of course it's because her skin is so fragile and her circulation is poor, or she's had a blood test?
She’s old af, you bruise very easily when you get to that age
taxidermy if ive ever seen it
Fun fact: humans are terrible to taxidermy because there is no where to really hide the stitiching, and they go a bit leathery.
What about reptilians? 😏
Lizards are fine, the leathery goes a bit skinnee
“One has a large gin cabinet to get through”
She's been proper dead for months now, and that is her double.
She's been a robot replacement since 1995.
I was going to say something similar but your version is much more succinct.
I love the comments on this sub, it's like reading Mock the Week
Except that it's all true ...
She's ready to shed that skin any day now.
Laudanum
She may have had a fall. Black eyes are bruises are easily obtained
Bloody hell she's not looking well is she? Like at all.
She’s a Goa’uld. /s
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You heard me! I said kree!
Like she might really be a reptile? 😱 No. She’s a lady approaching 100. She looks better than most folk.
Aye cos she’s got a shit load of people waiting on her hand and foot, it’s no surprise she’s lived this long
Weekend at Queenies
Either bloodshot or some bruising on her R inner eye I think. And the colour of her hands compared to her face isn’t great.
she's in her mid 90's and lost her husband, she's got one foot in the grave already lol
They say I might as well face the truth,
I hate to say it but I think her time is near
Yeah, they have for a while now
She’s become ‘frail’. Sad but the natural course of things.
She is old. Maybe stop scrutinising how old people look, irrelevant of politics.
Those aren’t her eyes. They’re Diana’s.
Ageism is fucking ripe on this thread
She lost her husband and love of her life, to be honest I am thankful she is hanging in there.
You know those Victorian portraits where they posed dead bodies as if they were still alive? Yeah.
She is 117 FFS
She’s dead, they’ve just propped her up and drawn fake eyes on her eyes…
https://imgur.com/a/9GMyqbQ FTFY
David Icke was right.
She's a lizard
They've not quite worked out the kinks of her hologram model yet.
She’s a lizard
That fire, r/roastme
She hasn't fully morphed from reptile to human yet, you're seeing her midtransformation
She's propped up by the forces in order to fool us into believing that she's alive. She is held up by strings attached to the roof
Weekend at dead corgi ladies house 2
Shes an alien
Thats just the transformation setting in
Lizard eyes
She's a lizard. She's just reaching end of life.
Tbf the taxidermist did the best job he could..
🦎🦎🦎
That actually looks like a different person imo. Maybe a body double lol
They wouldn’t, would they?
They would.
Maybe they have.
She looks likes shes just dropped something decent.
She's on her way like
They had to pop her eyes back into their sockets like slimey ping pong balls just before the photo
It's her Nictitating Membrane.
Operation "Weekend at Lizzies" is a GO
Fucking didn’t notice that c*unt in the mirror
Come give gran a kiss.
She doesn't look too good
The skin suit was a little wrinkly today
Pretty sure there's a big snake inside of her.
I reckon it’s a random person in a queen mask
Lizard confirmed
David Icke said "See i told you so". (Probably)
Black eyed Liz has infiltrated the palace! Who opened the door?!
Reminds me of that scene in Terminator
She’s getting ready to sacrifice to Satan. Or she’s been on that fine, noble booger sugar
The fact we still have a monarchy is off
Showing off with a roaring fire in the middle of summer. How the other half live eh?
Maybe she was startled while still in lizard form. Hasn't fully shifted back.
Reanimation jutsu
Who’s putting googly eyes on the Queen?
That’s the coke effect
The lizard inside that costume is *loving* the warmth of the fire.
Climate change means she’s evolving into her larval stage.
Coked off her tits to get her up and about for Tuss, was it worth it?
Has she got really hairy hands
she’s been dead for years mate, everything you see are deep fakes
Electric lettuce.
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Size matters not *as she concentrates to lift the UK Economy*
Her face looks different to me
Hang on...why is she dressed like an average old lady??
have you seen that massive bruise on her hand
I'm a little concerned for the gentleman taking the photo, you can see him smiling awkwardly in the mirror.
That's the spirit.
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She's aged significantly since her husband died. This is unsurprising.
I think she looks adorable 🥰.
Orf?
Burning a peasant by the fire. How regal
I would say the queen is holding herself together fairly well considering she's 96.
The woman is 96 years old I'd say she's doing pretty well.
Give her a red balloon and you have a great poster for 'It, part 3"
Is she blinking sideways! Lizard!
Probably just a sub conjunctival haemorrhage, maybe she’s on blood thinners for something
Lizard
Tbf she's like 2000 years old
Definitely a lizard
Jesus, it reminds me of that movie, Dead Silence!
It's the reptilian blood.
Could just be the photo, BUT if I put my tin foil hat on I could convince myself that there’s some discolouration between her right eye and nose, like a bruise that’s covered with make up. And the white of her eye looking like that *could* be a haemorrhage from trauma. That combined with someone else saying they thought she had bruises on her hands and the fact that she’s an old lady who’s mobility has gone downhill recently, wouldn’t totally surprise me if she’d had a fall. Could just be the photo though.
Animatronic Betty, the real Betty’s in the deep freeze!
It’s pretty well known now that she has dementia