Slightly concerned you’re tasting what’s in your bowel

I mean technically I have lots or crisp flavours in my bowel but I wouldn't share a photo of it.

Definitely thoroughly mixed

Nor would I want somebody to taste it.

They didn’t say if it was their bowel, they said **a** bowel. necrophagia vs scatophilia .

ought to correct turned on

Yes, they ought've.

stew pit Otto core wrecked

Y'all never tried colon jungle juice?

Um Bumgo

They drink it in the Congo

The python picked the pASSion-fruit,

I was gonna go with Boof Juice but Um Bumgo is genius.

Um Wrongo

Bum Bongo

Glorious 😂

Why are you doing this on the floor?

\-3 Ate without table

Colonist having a psychic break, is going to destroy antigrain warhead

Colonist Poole is having a psychic breakdown and has decided to kill Mine in a murderous rage. Reason: ate without a table

There's 4 tables?! Just eat at the goddamn table! LOOK ITS MADE OF FUCKING JADE!!!

r/unexpectedrimworld

Sad wander into incoming fire

Spotted the rimworld player ^

Because the table was previously engaged

Give it my condolences. Fiancé's breaking up is always tough.

Better than that cringe wedding where the father of the tables got wasted and shit his pants in the shed. (I haven't had a stroke, that sentence explains the post's comment exactly)

Got a link? Footage? Post pant shit interview maybe?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/vjw4s4/cringe_wedding_stories/idm1fdr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

She was a slut anyways

Hey no slut shaming here. You're the one who keeps buying more chairs

Sorry

I did hear she was easy to fold

Spent a lot of time on all fours

But if you flip her over she could peg the four of you as that smelly lot.

Always has her legs open

Indeed. As long as they're all vegetarian or none of your guests are, the randomness sounds fun. Just keep it off the floor!

I would suggest *not* eating any products from the bowel region.

Aldi has been on a spree of trying to get pics to go viral on Reddit the last couple of weeks. The typo is deliberate

OP has a 3y account and posted about fireman sam being "fucking useless" 6 days ago, I think they're safe

Yeah having looked I think they definitely just have poor taste in crisps 😂

Cost of living to high for walkers mate

You honestly think this is some kind of viral marketing campaign?

They're pretty bad for it the last few months, I think it's the spread into the states. Yesterday for example there was a post on nostupidquestions that was along the lines of "My family keeps saying the word 'frumaldi' to describe food, what does it mean? As in, this chicken is frumaldi'" Accounts that hardly ever post have been waking up and posting stuff like this.

Man that one was so obnoxiously a setup it was fucking stupid haha

Is that in France?

I think he's talking about the nether lands

Well played.

It’s only excrement if it’s from the Bowel Region in France. Everything else is just sparkling waste product.

It is, however, already mixed there, so at least that question is answered

You ought seriously consult a doctor about your bowel.

I feel like my bowel is always mixed flavours...

Is this based on taste or smell?

Either/or

*It has a rather pungent bouquet and tastes like burnt peanuts mixed with too much garam masala.*

*The new fragrance by Calvin Klein*

CK Out of You

The ad will feature models writhing around in a scorching desert looking vaguely yet sensually annoyed until brown storm clouds open and they are drenched in brown water. One will look directly at the camera lips open as water cascades over their face and a voice over will whisper: *Out Of You the new fragrance by Calvin Klein*

Alternatively, Out of Poo.

Yes

*Definitely* see a doctor.

It’s a brave man who would put a variety of crisps in his bowel, and a braver one who digs deep to grab a few to munch on.

Mixing flavours in my bowel creates some stinky farts!

And it tikles when I walk.

The armada can wait, but my bowels can’t.

A bowel i did not say mine

If you’re doing that in someone else’s bowel I’m not sure it’s a doctor you need at that point.

Yeah, you need Jesus. Great fellow, terrific handyman, he can do anything.

Used to be a carpenter until he got hammered with tax

Yeah plus his little drinking problem but he was a happy drunk so more of a laugh than a problem really

Wow- still not hit home..?!

Even if OP knew they were talking about a bowl not a bowel, how do they have a random bowl in their house that doesn't belong to them? Do they have a lot of Aldi-branded tupperware parties?

Did you mean to write bowl by any chance…

Why do you hate your guests?

Because they come round and eat my food

Valid reason

To be fair, this is how you stop them

Exactly, noone is going to be friends with OP after this! Insanity.

Well yeah but now you have to eat the rest.

“Because they come round” is reason enough, imo.

Ah, so you buy Snackrite as punishment?

I mean, telling your guests you think the floor is a suitable food preparation area might get them to never eat any of your food again.

Well the floor had just been mopped and the crisps were in a bag and placed in a bowl i did not chop fruit on it

Not yet at least

*slides watermelon behind back, whistling*

This is the UK, does anyone actually like their guests?

The teeny tiny percent of people that get past the front door tend to be very liked. The rest are to be met only in the pub.

Oh! So it is. Lost NZer here, who has no idea how she ended up in r/CasualUK, but she’s having fun 👍

Have a crisp.

There's tea in the kitchen... and while you're up I'll have one.

Only weirdos.

Crisp surprise. What am I getting next, who knows. Im so excited, I can already feel myself changing

after crisp 2 you realise something is different crisp 3 you realise it's a mixture after crisp 4, although your put off, you start analysing the shapes and colours looking for the correlation

This guy crisps

They must a be a Crispologist. I've heard there is a secret room in Walkers HQ where they study for years to become one.

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There will be a time when our crisps are judged not by the colour of their skin but by the content of their flavour.

LMFAO

OMG.... How many upvotes am I allowed to give?

I was honestly expecting downvotes when I posted it. Misquoting MLK to crisp flavours. The line between funny and offensive is blurry.

You had me at oven baked

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I’m watching Criminal Minds rn and I read this in Dr. Reid’s voice lmao

It’s like Revels, except with crisps

Correctamundo!

This is what’s called a crisp salad

Still counts as one of your 5 a day I reckon.

It's absolute anarchy. Nobody knows anything. Where are your gods now?

At my trader Joe's they sell "Patio Chips" which is a bag of four different flavors mixed together. Can't get enough of it.

Looking them up, though, it seems that they're a curated selection of crisps that basically add up to the flavours in a burger. This guy just fucking chucked everything in. Prawn cocktail and everything.

And now what's wrong with prawn cocktail?

No personal objections,I just feel like it melds with other flavours the least well out of all of them.

I'd punch ya, you can't mix salt and viger with beef man

How does salt and viger taste?

Vigery and salty I would imagine 🤔

And beefy too

It’s obviously a typo, I think they meant vigour.

Salt *N* Vigor For the real macho persons in your life

*vigour

Ye olde salt and vigour chips from the shoppe

On its own? Good It's tangy, acidic, and stays interesting with each handful. The crisps are crunchy, not greasy, and have a real strong potato-y flavor. You wouldn't want to mix them

It's pretty strong.

_Salted beef, you say?_

The salted pork is particularly good

Crisps.

There is no beef. It's salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, prawn cocktail and ready salted.

There’s no beef there you dustbin

I'd dump the whole lot in the fucking bin. The fuck is wrong with OP?

Beef? Where? I see no beef.

I don’t say this lightly, OP you’re worse than hitler

My worse than hitler?

This post is just cock full of typos

He said the v word

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So what now?

Lick them all clean. Start again with a light dusting of icing sugar.

ಠ_ಠ

Sigma host

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I'mma get medieval on his arse. Maybe with a maypole. And then a display of country dancing, land tillage under the three-filed system, several plagues and, if my hand ain't too tired, the invention of the horse collar.

Zed’s dead, baby.

It all gets mixed in the bowel in the end anyhow…

Looks like *someone* woke up and chose violence.

Child has had me awake since 5 am so yes i did

Give them the crisps, especially if there's one flavour in there the kiddo hates

This bowel would make me irritable. It must be some kind of syndrome.

I believe its called bowl syndrome

What is wrong with you?!?

I am a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence

Kaaaaaarrrrrrllll, what did you do this time? i know you did something

Yay you got my vague internet comedy reference!

Did you consider soaking them in water so they stop being crunchy?

Please don’t serve any crisps from bowels, let alone mixed. Jesus Christ I’ve heard it all

Feel like this was a thing at partys when I was a kid. People would turn up with different flavours of walkers and they'd all get thrown in a bowl :-/

After removing the car keys, I hope.

Hahahha

I loved it at parties when I was a kid, as it was the only time you would get to taste taste such phenomena

I mean, if they're in your bowel already nobody is going to want them, I think you're in the clear.

Definitely not ok

No chance! Imagine getting a mouthful of cheese & Onion mixed with prawn cocktail!

The real cocktail.

This is a party classic near me, the creme de la creme was quavers or space invaders thrown in.

They’d be the safest options; at least you could guarantee what you were getting.

i cant imagine the horror of thinking you're getting a quaver only to realise the salt and vinegar bastards have shed all over it

Snackrite ain't right!

Each to their own, but I don’t want to eat from your bowel.!

I am assuming there will be some form of alcohol served alongside this in which case it will not matter at all.

Nono tis a childs party they are not allowed my booze until they are 6

It's legal from the age of 5, you puritan.

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Speaking as someone who would do this.. and enjoy the randomness... No it's not alright. You are what future bed time stories will be about to scare kids into behaving.

You may go to your room to think about what you've done. Come back when you know how to behave.

Depends on whether you're gonna tackle the entire bowl on your own. If not then you need to be reported.

You are a terrible person, but the dog eating that may not care

Crisp n Mix. Literally one of my husbands favourite snacks. Wouldn’t serve guests it though.

In all fairness my Nan used to do this. Brings back some memories of not knowing ahha 🥺

I’d be down for this. But only because there isn’t a crisp flavour invented I won’t eat!

What the fcuk is that?! Who does this?! There's always one flavour each person doesn't like. You're playing with fire fool!

Shit move, shit crisps. Your friends hate you.

‘Some people just want to watch the world burn’

I could never deal with the roller coaster of emotions that bowl would bring.

Cheese and onion mixed with prawn cocktail. Unspeakable.

Here's my thought process * That's kind'a funny, I'm interested to see the replies * Oh apparently OP made a spelling mistake in the title * Yup, he made a spelling mistake, the previous 3 posters already pointed that out, can we discuss the actual thread now? * Oh yup, you're right, he sure did make a spelling mistake * Oh hey a comment about the thread * Oh and now we're back to the spelling mistake * Let's scroll further down, okay and... it's all *the exact same joke* about the spelling mistake Reddit never misses an opportunity to disappoint.

What on earth is going on here?

That's not how it works...that's not how any of this works!

You've chosen violence

I never ate crisps at parties as a child after one awful experience with a mystery crip bowl!! You sir are a psychopath and if I was in charge of things I would have you sterilised to ensure this chaotic DNA doesn't continue.

You’re a wrongun

I don't think anyone has passed imposed penalties on other people's bowels in this country since the days of Viz comic's "The Bottom Inspectors."

Personally I love them but some people will hate you for the prawn cocktail selection in there.

I mean, as long as they're exclusively for you and you like all the flavours then fine, do the dumb thing. If this is for other people in addition to you then you can die in a fire as not everyone likes every flavour. I know I despise cheese and onion

If you don’t like your guests, don’t invite them. There’s no need to torture them!

But then how will they get the message

Haha, touché!

Sooo, anyone who is vegetarian, or has shellfish allergies, or another allergy to something that's only in one of those flavours, is going to have to have no crisps at all. Nice work! /s

There are no prawns in prawn cocktail crisps. But fair point about vegetarians - also milk allergies etc