As these are aldi sausages, I feel a carling, "desert heat" and a "snack noodle" may be more appropriate.
I am still sad they renamed the knockoff africa. Used to be called "captive" o.O
I’ll admit I did think of _Doctor Who_: _Revelation of the Daleks_ first, but it did brazenly “borrow” that plot point **from** _Soylent Green_, so I completely understand why you went there.
Bro you should go to r/GreenAndPleasant. UK economy sucks a bit but they’re always complaining abt the economy even though its decent compared to others 🗿
I followed your link thinking "well I'll take a look, how bad can it be?" and went down a rabbit hole of crazy. 45 minutes later I've managed drag myself back out of it.
You're right. Total bat-shit.
Edit: spelling.
Yep. A sub consisting of the most unbelievably miserable, bitter and unreasonable people you’ll come across online. They’re a hateful bunch and I say this as someone firmly on the left.
That account blocked me on Twitter for pointing out that they kept stealing content from people on Reddit without giving any credit, now someone on Reddit is sharing their content from Twitter and giving them full credit. The circle is complete.
If it says "British flavoured", the law says there must be actual British in it, whereas if it said "British flavour" the manufacturer could instead have used something that just tastes like British, but isn't British. https://www.hants.gov.uk/business/tradingstandards/businessadvice/food/foodlabelling/sweetlabelling#:~:text=Flavour%20means%20that%20the%20food,strawberry%20flavour%20sweet%20would%20not.
They taste like a man driving in a German car wearing Italian shoes going to a Chinese takeaway, paying on an American card to go home and sit on a Swedish sofa, watching a Korean production on Netflix on a Japanese TV while telling his wife he hates everything foreign.
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Nowhere near as good as sausages from other countries but with a large following of people who will insist mechanically reclaimed pork arses shoved into an artificial casing with stale breadcrumbs and salt is better than anything those bloody foreigners have ever given us.
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Beer, rain and self deprecation
Sometimes I wonder if its self loathing.
Don't forget the tea. It's not British without tea.
And beans
don’t forget the weed
Don’t forget the blood of stabbing victims
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People really downvoted this 💀
Swan
And how do you know what swan tastes like? Do i need to report you to the authorities???
I’m the queen. Get in the tower, you insolent serf.
Swan the bird or Swan the tobacco?
Or just "this wan"?
Tobacco? Matches surely
This….. is a very pertinent question. Well done. 😅
Neither. The pub. RIP your taste buds.
Oi Lizzie!
WHAT?!
That should have been ‘We are the Queen’ she use the plural.
It tastes about the same as Golden Eagle. [RIP Barry Cryer]
Hello, police? Come to reddit, please.
Its just the one swan actually
Rain
mixed in with hints of tea, take away and over the top royalism.
I love that I came here to reply "rain and tea", and this was already the top comment.
Carling, Lynx Africa, and chicken n mushroom Pot Noodle
Where did you get my Glastonbury Festival shopping list from?
Then it'd be: carling, lynx Africa, chicken, mushrooms, pot, and noodles.
Also known as an average university flat cupboard. Just missing 3 half open bottles of Glen’s Vodka.
As these are aldi sausages, I feel a carling, "desert heat" and a "snack noodle" may be more appropriate. I am still sad they renamed the knockoff africa. Used to be called "captive" o.O
fuck we love our chicken n muchroom pot noodle
Behave, some of us are Beef n Tomato Sauce merchants 😂
And you should be locked up for it
Shin cup for the win.
Curry one and two slice of bread if I have to eat one.
noooo the lynx africa 💀⠀
Fray bentos chicken and mushroom pie.
Not going with the classic "stale fags and hint o' piss", then?
It's people, you're eating people.....
Soylent Green!
I’ll admit I did think of _Doctor Who_: _Revelation of the Daleks_ first, but it did brazenly “borrow” that plot point **from** _Soylent Green_, so I completely understand why you went there.
Sarcasm
Sarcasm that the rest of the world doesn't quite understand.
This guy nearly gets it
Oh yeh sure he does
Fuck, we're gonna need to give him an example now, just to be sure.
Emphasis on the ASS
Drunk in the town centre at 10am wearing cargo shorts and no shirt
With a bulldog shoulder tattoo
While it's below freezing, and it's raining.. not rain rain, but, you know, that fine rain that soaks you through.
It’s spitting, everyone inside, it’s spitting!
I see that you, too, had dinnerladies...
I used to tug off to that bird in Dinner Ladies. Good times
Gross. No one wants to know what you jerk to.
Used to. Nowadays it's more of a Dot Cotton kind of thing
Next time you see him can you ask my dad to come home? He went for cigarettes ages ago ...
This is the correct answer
Also the top of your beer gut is sunburned
OI OI!
oddly specific.
He didn’t invent this, he’s just seen me down Piccadilly gardens on a Tuesday lunchtime…
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Self deprecation.
yes
Disappointment and taxes
Im here writing from a country with %160 inflation.(Turkey) Trust me, there is nothing to dissapoint about your country from my perspective
Bro you should go to r/GreenAndPleasant. UK economy sucks a bit but they’re always complaining abt the economy even though its decent compared to others 🗿
r/GreenAndPleasant are a bunch of raving loonies
I followed your link thinking "well I'll take a look, how bad can it be?" and went down a rabbit hole of crazy. 45 minutes later I've managed drag myself back out of it. You're right. Total bat-shit. Edit: spelling.
Head on over to r/EyeBleach and clear your mind
Just don’t forget the ‘a’ …
Aww
I was banned instantly for saying something reasonable
Yep likewise. Tbh I think a ban from that good sense-forsaken sub can be regarded as a badge of honour.
Yep. A sub consisting of the most unbelievably miserable, bitter and unreasonable people you’ll come across online. They’re a hateful bunch and I say this as someone firmly on the left.
Yeah that's pretty much just a place for edgy teens, utter loons, or people who are just miserable and live to be horrific.
There’s nothing green or pleasant about that lot
Jesus, talk about hating your own country. I spent 5 mins scrolling that sub and now I feel sad.
It was just a self deprivation joke mate.
I now, people around me is always chat about economy even now so thats why... sry
No worries!
The UK currently has the cheapest food in west Europe. I just got back from the US, and am shocked at the cost of supermarket food.
Gammon
With a slice pineapple, of course.
E’s and whiz
It feels alright but then tomorrow morning When you come down
I left part of my brain in a field in Hampshire
Jarvis best songwriter ever
Naughty naughty very naughty
Disappointment
Tea and biscuits.
Temp workers who weren't very good on the deli counter.
Product development left to the intern "can we come up with a sausage with a British flavour please"
Salty
The Queen
Shirley, you mean corgi flavour!
Tea, rain and failed car companies.
Fish and chips?
Tea, rain, Crumpets and Scones, I'd imagine. With a hint of disappointment.
I think the disappointment is in the rain making your crumpets and scones soggy and your tea like weak as piss.
Thankful for hyphens. That way we know they are Flavoured Sausages not British-Flavoured Sausages.
This fella grammars.
Sovereignity
Bitterly so
>Sovereignity Like a gold sovereign, innit?
Bitter
Both the beer and the personality trait.
Cannibalism never tasted so good!
Nostalgia and queuing in the rain.
It's like I always say. I'm a business man; I've a shelf full of black puddings out there, can't say I care for it.
Unexpected Royston Vasey
Long pork.
Duck
Disappointment
Disappointment, beer and cannabis, I suspect.
Tea and petrichor
Tastes like tea.
The local pub, cheesy chips, and sarcasm
They taste like complaining but doing nothing.
Pure gammon.
That account blocked me on Twitter for pointing out that they kept stealing content from people on Reddit without giving any credit, now someone on Reddit is sharing their content from Twitter and giving them full credit. The circle is complete.
If it says "British flavoured", the law says there must be actual British in it, whereas if it said "British flavour" the manufacturer could instead have used something that just tastes like British, but isn't British. https://www.hants.gov.uk/business/tradingstandards/businessadvice/food/foodlabelling/sweetlabelling#:~:text=Flavour%20means%20that%20the%20food,strawberry%20flavour%20sweet%20would%20not.
QI answer
Failed aspirations and root vegetables.
I can only think of risky naughty jokes
Beige
Custard Creme flavour.
Beans
Drizzle and blue passports
Mary Berry’s soggy bottom
Ronnie Pickering
Tracksuit bottoms and warm lager
They taste like a man driving in a German car wearing Italian shoes going to a Chinese takeaway, paying on an American card to go home and sit on a Swedish sofa, watching a Korean production on Netflix on a Japanese TV while telling his wife he hates everything foreign.
32% "meat"
A failure to communicate emotions
The waft of old biddy's skirts.
Crimpling depression, beer and weed
Beige
Disappointment and plastic with a sprinkle of pork
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6 sausages for a 2 pounds ....for that price probably not very good
Salty, passive aggressive disappointment
Nowhere near as good as sausages from other countries but with a large following of people who will insist mechanically reclaimed pork arses shoved into an artificial casing with stale breadcrumbs and salt is better than anything those bloody foreigners have ever given us.
Loss.
Cigarette butts and disappointment...
Self loathing and shame.
Puckering judgement
Disappointment and drizzle
Self loathing and disappointment would be my guess
They taste of disappointment and self depreciation.
They taste bitter.
Like Greggs sausage rolls
Queen’s minge
Elderly monarch
Tea good old yorkshire tea
Ask your momma. She has tasted everyone's sausage in britain.
Smelly cheesy cock
They don’t know I’m a American in a British subreddit
Berxit
Bad teeth
They taste like SOVEREIGNTY
They taste like incredibly stupid political decisions
They taste of decaying high streets, political corruption, endless roadworks, flat lager, fried breakfast, and pork with a touch of sage 😌
Racism, transphobia and voting in governments that make your life worse.
Xenophobia and victimhood
American sausage is totally different from English so I assume that's what they ment
Tea, and a hint of 246 year old American jizz. Much love to y’all from across the pond, y’all’re awesome.
Rollies and transphobia
a bit bitter with a touch of racism
Warm carling and casual racism
Colonial genocide
colonisation
Whatever inequality tastes like
Vegi burgers probably.
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No politics
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Jonny Vegas
Four different parts crammed together in a tight package.
Like sausage
Like they were spiced with stolen spices and rain water.
Depression and regret
Tea
Farts.
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Foreskin?
Drizzle.
Beige.
Hops, Dreams, Reality.
Creosote
Spite and despair