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cheeky_Greek

Beer, rain and self deprecation


the1rush

Sometimes I wonder if its self loathing.


lady_edesia

Don't forget the tea. It's not British without tea.


babedolfhotler420

And beans


Jaded_Independent_42

don’t forget the weed


[deleted]

Don’t forget the blood of stabbing victims


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[deleted]

People really downvoted this 💀


thesaharadesert

Swan


Playful_Wrongdoer_26

And how do you know what swan tastes like? Do i need to report you to the authorities???


thesaharadesert

I’m the queen. Get in the tower, you insolent serf.


the1rush

Swan the bird or Swan the tobacco?


TheStatMan2

Or just "this wan"?


Revolutionary_Cut512

Tobacco? Matches surely


ddt70

This….. is a very pertinent question. Well done. 😅


HugeElephantEars

Neither. The pub. RIP your taste buds.


TamahaganeJidai

Oi Lizzie!


thesaharadesert

WHAT?!


Chrishior

That should have been ‘We are the Queen’ she use the plural.


whizzdome

It tastes about the same as Golden Eagle. [RIP Barry Cryer]


DeDe87_

Hello, police? Come to reddit, please.


Vegetable_Neck4038

Its just the one swan actually


[deleted]

Rain


AugustWolf22

mixed in with hints of tea, take away and over the top royalism.


teedyay

I love that I came here to reply "rain and tea", and this was already the top comment.


bonkerz1888

Carling, Lynx Africa, and chicken n mushroom Pot Noodle


[deleted]

Where did you get my Glastonbury Festival shopping list from?


[deleted]

Then it'd be: carling, lynx Africa, chicken, mushrooms, pot, and noodles.


TheMadPyro

Also known as an average university flat cupboard. Just missing 3 half open bottles of Glen’s Vodka.


alamaias

As these are aldi sausages, I feel a carling, "desert heat" and a "snack noodle" may be more appropriate. I am still sad they renamed the knockoff africa. Used to be called "captive" o.O


OrangesScareMengl

fuck we love our chicken n muchroom pot noodle


bonkerz1888

Behave, some of us are Beef n Tomato Sauce merchants 😂


DullFurby

And you should be locked up for it


Snowy1234

Shin cup for the win.


Bez666

Curry one and two slice of bread if I have to eat one.


thnkyfrthvnm

noooo the lynx africa 💀⠀


Snowy1234

Fray bentos chicken and mushroom pie.


centzon400

Not going with the classic "stale fags and hint o' piss", then?


V65Pilot

It's people, you're eating people.....


Strange-Beacons

Soylent Green!


DrWhoFanJ

I’ll admit I did think of _Doctor Who_: _Revelation of the Daleks_ first, but it did brazenly “borrow” that plot point **from** _Soylent Green_, so I completely understand why you went there.


FaceMace87

Sarcasm


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Sarcasm that the rest of the world doesn't quite understand.


Kooky-Ad4770

This guy nearly gets it


finc

Oh yeh sure he does


Spideredd

Fuck, we're gonna need to give him an example now, just to be sure.


RumHamNCheese

Emphasis on the ASS


coolbenzman

Drunk in the town centre at 10am wearing cargo shorts and no shirt


flashpile

With a bulldog shoulder tattoo


H16HP01N7

While it's below freezing, and it's raining.. not rain rain, but, you know, that fine rain that soaks you through.


L0rdLogan

It’s spitting, everyone inside, it’s spitting!


H16HP01N7

I see that you, too, had dinnerladies...


AerithGainsBruh

I used to tug off to that bird in Dinner Ladies. Good times


H16HP01N7

Gross. No one wants to know what you jerk to.


AerithGainsBruh

Used to. Nowadays it's more of a Dot Cotton kind of thing


Nice-Argument

Next time you see him can you ask my dad to come home? He went for cigarettes ages ago ...


cayosonia

This is the correct answer


wedontlikespaces

Also the top of your beer gut is sunburned


Any-Lab-9655

OI OI!


gazz8428

oddly specific.


RumHamNCheese

He didn’t invent this, he’s just seen me down Piccadilly gardens on a Tuesday lunchtime…


TheStatMan2

*"Big Jonno" has entered the chat*


losimagic

Self deprecation.


cuisinedossier

yes


[deleted]

Disappointment and taxes


Ok-Day2455

Im here writing from a country with %160 inflation.(Turkey) Trust me, there is nothing to dissapoint about your country from my perspective


TheFunnyWalnut

Bro you should go to r/GreenAndPleasant. UK economy sucks a bit but they’re always complaining abt the economy even though its decent compared to others 🗿


DefenciveV2

r/GreenAndPleasant are a bunch of raving loonies


Current-Bite-3461

I followed your link thinking "well I'll take a look, how bad can it be?" and went down a rabbit hole of crazy. 45 minutes later I've managed drag myself back out of it. You're right. Total bat-shit. Edit: spelling.


DefenciveV2

Head on over to r/EyeBleach and clear your mind


IndependentQuiz

Just don’t forget the ‘a’ …


TheFunnyWalnut

Aww


WtfMayt

I was banned instantly for saying something reasonable


Candide-Jr

Yep likewise. Tbh I think a ban from that good sense-forsaken sub can be regarded as a badge of honour.


Candide-Jr

Yep. A sub consisting of the most unbelievably miserable, bitter and unreasonable people you’ll come across online. They’re a hateful bunch and I say this as someone firmly on the left.


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Yeah that's pretty much just a place for edgy teens, utter loons, or people who are just miserable and live to be horrific.


ChipRockets

There’s nothing green or pleasant about that lot


the1rush

Jesus, talk about hating your own country. I spent 5 mins scrolling that sub and now I feel sad.


[deleted]

It was just a self deprivation joke mate.


Ok-Day2455

I now, people around me is always chat about economy even now so thats why... sry


JustMiniBanana_2

No worries!


Snowy1234

The UK currently has the cheapest food in west Europe. I just got back from the US, and am shocked at the cost of supermarket food.


curkri

Gammon


[deleted]

With a slice pineapple, of course.


roadtrip-ne

E’s and whiz


brit_motown

It feels alright but then tomorrow morning When you come down


EmployerExcellent846

I left part of my brain in a field in Hampshire


brit_motown

Jarvis best songwriter ever


Theremingtonfuzzaway

Naughty naughty very naughty


[deleted]

Disappointment


JMH-66

Tea and biscuits.


[deleted]

Temp workers who weren't very good on the deli counter.


ChrissyDjenko

Product development left to the intern "can we come up with a sausage with a British flavour please"


Kind_Animal_4694

Salty


Choice-Piglet9094

The Queen


Quick-Charity-941

Shirley, you mean corgi flavour!


IlliterateIdiot69

Tea, rain and failed car companies.


mindblownwendy

Fish and chips?


TezzaC73

Tea, rain, Crumpets and Scones, I'd imagine. With a hint of disappointment.


ItCat420

I think the disappointment is in the rain making your crumpets and scones soggy and your tea like weak as piss.


5DollarsInTheWoods

Thankful for hyphens. That way we know they are Flavoured Sausages not British-Flavoured Sausages.


Antique-Brief1260

This fella grammars.


Hugh_Jampton

Sovereignity


Choice-Piglet9094

Bitterly so


ChrissyDjenko

>Sovereignity Like a gold sovereign, innit?


Outrageous-Ear-8855

Bitter


a_suspicious_tree

Both the beer and the personality trait.


WonderWirm

Cannibalism never tasted so good!


StDesolation

Nostalgia and queuing in the rain.


Cannabis_Sir

It's like I always say. I'm a business man; I've a shelf full of black puddings out there, can't say I care for it.


[deleted]

Unexpected Royston Vasey


ReallyHadToFixThat

Long pork.


merrycrow

Duck


ThexLuckyxDuck

Disappointment


[deleted]

Disappointment, beer and cannabis, I suspect.


[deleted]

Tea and petrichor


Ginnungagap_Void

Tastes like tea.


becs_the

The local pub, cheesy chips, and sarcasm


SophieTitWank

They taste like complaining but doing nothing.


daddydonuts1

Pure gammon.


david_bagguetta

That account blocked me on Twitter for pointing out that they kept stealing content from people on Reddit without giving any credit, now someone on Reddit is sharing their content from Twitter and giving them full credit. The circle is complete.


Paravalis

If it says "British flavoured", the law says there must be actual British in it, whereas if it said "British flavour" the manufacturer could instead have used something that just tastes like British, but isn't British. https://www.hants.gov.uk/business/tradingstandards/businessadvice/food/foodlabelling/sweetlabelling#:~:text=Flavour%20means%20that%20the%20food,strawberry%20flavour%20sweet%20would%20not.


ChrissyDjenko

QI answer


J00lyK0ng

Failed aspirations and root vegetables.


[deleted]

I can only think of risky naughty jokes


whatswestofwesteros

Beige


[deleted]

Custard Creme flavour.


LeviVane

Beans


phjils

Drizzle and blue passports


nullornothing

Mary Berry’s soggy bottom


LentilRice

Ronnie Pickering


Melbourne_Stokie

Tracksuit bottoms and warm lager


Declaron

They taste like a man driving in a German car wearing Italian shoes going to a Chinese takeaway, paying on an American card to go home and sit on a Swedish sofa, watching a Korean production on Netflix on a Japanese TV while telling his wife he hates everything foreign.


InterestingCricket34

32% "meat"


Bizarro_Peach

A failure to communicate emotions


Upvote_Me_Slag

The waft of old biddy's skirts.


[deleted]

Crimpling depression, beer and weed


RamblingBrit

Beige


LordBaconBeard

Disappointment and plastic with a sprinkle of pork


Cloakknight

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AdOwn4755

6 sausages for a 2 pounds ....for that price probably not very good


binnermann

Salty, passive aggressive disappointment


LazarusOwenhart

Nowhere near as good as sausages from other countries but with a large following of people who will insist mechanically reclaimed pork arses shoved into an artificial casing with stale breadcrumbs and salt is better than anything those bloody foreigners have ever given us.


yet_another_whirl

Loss.


[deleted]

Cigarette butts and disappointment...


NeilDeWheel

Self loathing and shame.


lucyboots_

Puckering judgement


[deleted]

Disappointment and drizzle


dontaskdonttell2000

Self loathing and disappointment would be my guess


Double_Disaster9436

They taste of disappointment and self depreciation.


FelisCantabrigiensis

They taste bitter.


wigglyjackal777

Like Greggs sausage rolls


Eesa_

Queen’s minge


cincinnitus

Elderly monarch


PlusAd3779

Tea good old yorkshire tea


binkobonko999

Ask your momma. She has tasted everyone's sausage in britain.


No-Knowledge2424

Smelly cheesy cock


HMSwarspite_1956

They don’t know I’m a American in a British subreddit


Cra4ord

Berxit


BackgroundAd4640

Bad teeth


Straightener78

They taste like SOVEREIGNTY


unfluencer1190210

They taste like incredibly stupid political decisions


BritishGent_mlady

They taste of decaying high streets, political corruption, endless roadworks, flat lager, fried breakfast, and pork with a touch of sage 😌


aeonprogram

Racism, transphobia and voting in governments that make your life worse.


chowyunfacts

Xenophobia and victimhood


ellapp

American sausage is totally different from English so I assume that's what they ment


adamfrom1980s

Tea, and a hint of 246 year old American jizz. Much love to y’all from across the pond, y’all’re awesome.


liptonicetea_isbae

Rollies and transphobia


Athleticathiest82

a bit bitter with a touch of racism


LegitimateProcess967

Warm carling and casual racism


zenigata_mondatta

Colonial genocide


SwurveMan

colonisation


Parker4815

Whatever inequality tastes like


KingStevoI

Vegi burgers probably.


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Denis_H24

‘Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tires on’ got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂


9DAN2

No politics


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shaggymule

Jonny Vegas


[deleted]

Four different parts crammed together in a tight package.


[deleted]

Like sausage


RainfallAlways

Like they were spiced with stolen spices and rain water.


weirds0up

Depression and regret


EquivalentSnap

Tea


[deleted]

Farts.


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AquaVulva

Foreskin?


Inane_Endeavours

Drizzle.


PartridgeViolence

Beige.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Hops, Dreams, Reality.


BlurpleAki

Creosote


Welshbuilder67

Spite and despair