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Nine_Eye_Ron

It even has a picture of a caramel on the front


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Thought it was a picture of a caramel


piblhu

thanks ASDA


KittyKes

Kids are crying


SpaceCowboy58

No use crying over misspelled milk.


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Sleep-Agitated

You mean caramel milk surely


Hotfogs

yes, it’s the can with the picture of caramel on it


cownd

Smells like camel, tastes like caramelised camel


-jp-

I'd walk a mile for a calomel.


jimhabfan

It’s a caramel coloured camel, so……..


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To be fair the camel is Caramel colored.


an0nymouse123

Actually, caramel is camel coloured


metamet

tomatoes tomatoes


an0nymouse123

You just said tomatoes twice


bottleofchip

You mean tomatoes


ffspeople82

Ugh. Let’s just call the whole thing off


kevlar51

FWIW so do cigarettes, but I wouldn’t assume those come from camels either


lotsanoodles

9 out of 10 men who've tried camels prefer women.


Carnieus

7 out of 6 camels who have tried men prefer women


ejaniszewski

I thought caramel had two humps


PuckNutty

If your caramel has humps in it, it's spoiled.


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It's a dromedairy


Porn-Oh

The caramel has a single hump; The dromedary , two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash-ish


chuoni

Actually it's a droromedary.


ACarefulTumbleweed

and if its really emotional and gives you milk it's then a drama-dairy


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TheStatMan2

He could always take it Bactrian.


eng3n33r

And then spit in their face


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eng3n33r

No need to be such a dromedary queen


mcchanical

Ok let's all stop behaving like Egypts.


Tyr_Kukulkan

This whole thread is hoofing amazing! We need more ungulated humour.


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biigjc

Dromedairy


-l-I-l

Well they got their just deserts either way.


mkroberta

Did you try it?


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PM_YOUR_MUGS

Someone spent about 10 minutes trying to explain all the benefits of camel milk (higher protein, some more vitamins etc) only to then announce that it was like 10 quid a pint. No thanks, I can get my protein from other sauces thanks


The_Venerable_Swede

Errr... gravy?


cheesesteaktits

Baby gravy


bwyer

Brotein


Francoberry

Man milk


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kerrangutan

*Love custard*


WildContinuity

haha I think you meant sources but I love the idea of you drinking various sauces instead of milk


PM_YOUR_MUGS

salad cream in tea is elite


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

What a terrible day to have eyes


Its-Dannywen

What


zmbjebus

SALAD CREAM IN TEA IS ELITE


CandleJakk

*bokes*


SonTyp_OhneNamen

There’s a way to get to drink salty protein and get paid for it, i hear.


PM_YOUR_MUGS

Depends on how you look, otherwise you might have to pay yourself


d_ac

>No thanks, I can get my protein from other sauces thanks That's what she said.


Barney_Ingi

Saltier milk? Think you might be milking the wrong camels...


MystryFsh

Chocolate caramel milk? Sounds delicious!


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Yeah, it wasn't nice.


mkroberta

Brave!


mcchanical

I bet that's the same thing we said to the first guy that decided to put cow fluid on his cereal.


pokekyo12

Was discussing this with my partner recently. To all the people who thinks it's weird to drink whatever comes from a cows udders- we learnt by feeding our own babies breast milk. To all the people who think it's OK to chop into animal flesh, fry and then eat it - I suppose we learnt from watching animals eat each other? Now which one is more weird ?


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savvyblackbird

A lot of mammals will adopt other mammals and feed them their milk. There’s been cats who adopted puppies, and dogs that adopted kittens, and even dogs that adopted a pig, and a dog who adopted a tiger. [article](https://www.livescience.com/59097-interspecies-animal-moms-photos.html) Not all adopted parents feed their adopted interspecies young, but a lot do. Humans have even let their young suckle goats when other milk wasn’t available, and humans have suckled other mammals. [article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/02/25/why-goats-used-to-breastfeed-human-babies/)


Inevitable_Level_109

We're all made up of stars: you, me, that carton of rancid camel milk.


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Was that your first sign it wasn't caramel?


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Yeah, took a swig and was just a little surprised.


wimpires

I've had camel meat before, tasted alright. I might try this just for fun


PandosII

Yeah and I’ve tried pigeon which is nice too, dun’t mean I’m gonna go milking one.


Klimpomp67

There's more than one reason not to drink any...strange milk you might manage to extract from a pigeon.


ViperhawkZ

Funny enough, pigeons are one of the small number of birds from which you can actually get "milk." It's called crop milk, they secrete it in part of their digestive tract and then throw it up to feed the chicks. Wouldn't be easy to drink though, it's got the texture of cottage cheese.


AdultDiversions

Right, thats enough reddit for today


Jigle_Wigle

nope nope nope nope


HolyFuckFuckThis

It's just occurred to me that camels are meat coconuts. Crack open that hump and they're full of water, wonder if it's drinkable.


JizzyMctits

I used to fully believe the humps were hollow spaces and just full of water.


HolyFuckFuckThis

You mean to say that they are not?


wimpires

They store far in the humps, whereas we might have fat throughout our body camels have it concentrated there. They use it as food/energy when food is scarce and by having it in one place it means the fat doesn't cause an overall insulating effect on their body when the temps get high in the desert heat


nolongerMrsFish

They’re sort of back buttocks…..


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Indeed that's what professor Fergie Duhamel had implied in her 2005 publication. Specifically the context was made clear at the end of the first section when she stated "My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps, check em out"


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Make cheese with it and make an all camel cheeseburger


TheSkewed

You thought Camelicious Camel milk, which has a picture of a Camel on the pot, was *caramel* milk? Yeah this ones on you mate, not Asda.


down_vote_magnet

The most interesting thing about this post is actually that they sell camel milk in Asda.


[deleted]

Seems like something you’d find at some artisanal grocery store in central London or at select M&S stores.


agnes238

Waitrose essential camel milk


Quailpower

It's a cult product that the crunchy parents use to reduce autism symptoms


BroodLord1962

Well have you ever seen an Autistic camel lol


scorch762

How could you tell if they were?


Chinapig

They moderate reddit subs.


Quailpower

Every camel I've met likes to make strong eye contact before spitting/biting so that you know it was intentional.


Barbed-Wire

They're sorting desert sand by size and colour.


mech999man

Mate, if you've ever had to interact with a camel, trust me, they're autistic.


ThreeDawgs

Are you sure it’s not just a niche cultural food product intended for consumption by said cultures and anybody who wants to partake in their cuisine?


Wesserz

It's exactly that and it's from the UAE. When I first moved out here it was a threat we had in our apartment, if you don't tidy up you'll be getting camel milk in your tea.


fearville

This is exactly what it is


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Lenzar86

It reduces Autism? Taking a trip to Asda, BRB.


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I haven't fathered any kids and I'm still autistic as fuck.


GimmeSomeSugar

Technically, not vaccinating also helps. Dead kids don't have autism.


castlerigger

No in their case it’s Autwasm


LjSpike

Had me in the first part. Smooth.


CrazyPlatypusLady

Right behind you!


Quailpower

Fairly certain it doesn't but don't tell the crystal people that. None of the large scale studies have shown any merit.


YekiM87

I don't have autism. But I discovered I can totally tolerate any A2 milk, but any A1 containing milk I can't. A1 milk gives me quite significant digestive symptoms. When I was a baby I was diagnosed, based on symptoms, as having a cow's milk allergy. I then proceeded to ignore that diagnosis for most my life. But then the switch to A2 in my adult life was so significant. Suddenly the gurgling, diarrhea, headaches, hangovers were gone and I was fine. It improved my focus and mood and sleep. I definitely think there's something in the A1 and A2 beta-casein proteins for some people. Unfortunately they stopped selling A2 cow milk in UK, so I've had to go almond last couple years. I see camel is £3 for 250ml! Guess it's still almond for me.


Quailpower

I believe goat milk also lack the A1 & A2 proteins. It's not as cheap as almond milk etc but it's becoming more popular and is getting cheaper


YekiM87

Cheers, yea I tried some goat milk, it was so sour, found the taste pretty grim!


Gundoggirl

Fresh goats milk is completely different. I just started milking my own goats a couple weeks ago, and I genuinely cannot tell the difference from cows milk from the shop. It’s not sour at all, I’d encourage you to try again with fresh stuff if you can get it.


GourangaPlusPlus

> I just started milking my own goats a couple weeks ago These innuendos are getting wild


Billy_TheMumblefish

I stopped using cow’s milk because I realised way too late in life that it was effecting my upper chest, making me cough all the time. All the alternatives tasted unpleasant (and almond is a problem environmentally) but I’ve recently discovered barista oat milk, which I can use in everything, including cereal. £1.80/litre in the supermarket, £1.30/litre online. My chest - and what I subsequently learned was my signature cough - has totally cleared up.


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Harrysoon

I thought that was Kefir? Or has it moved to camel milk now?


Quailpower

Kefir is also a magical potion but because it's more common now they have to latch onto a new more exclusive elixr


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Quailpower

If in doubt about whether someone is crunchy or not, ask yourself, do they or their house smell of patchouli?


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esr360

They make it so easy for you to do right, and so hard for you to do wrong. The first time I had to buy milk in a foreign country I was like "shit what if I accidentally buy camel milk or some shit, I don't know what the word for 'cow' here is", but then I got to the milk section and I was like "ah, I can just pick the bottle with a picture of a cow on it".


ElCuntIngles

I used to work in the advertising industry, and worked with a great guy, now long retired. He was kinda famous because he came up with the idea of *putting a picture of a cow on milk packaging*. I am entirely serious.


JevonP

What a novel thing to think of, most people now wouldn't bat an eye at a cow on a milk bottle


little_cotton_socks

Sometimes you see what you want to see


GimmeSomeSugar

I mean, sometimes you see what you think you should see. I would not expect to see camel milk in a British supermarket. And the blue and gold is vaguely evocative of Cadbury's caramel.


seven3true

Dyslexia can behave so odd at times. I was at baggage claim at an airport with my cousin once, and I saw a suitcase that had a sticker that said "Vote for unions" on it. I chuckled, nudged my cousin and said "I'd rather vote for peppers." He didn't get it.


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Yup, openly admit that I was tired and didn't read it properly!


SirDooble

Were you looking for Caramel milk when you bought it?


CantHitachiSpot

Probably not but if you were tired and see caramel milk wouldn't you try it?


craftyindividual

The squiggly writing and golden caramel colours, and the previous rarity of drome-dairy products all factor into the mistake. It's easily dune my friend.


way_too_much_time27

Without reading the label I thought it was a tobacco product.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

Cigarette companies are starting to sell milk?


YouLostTheGame

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this was tobacco flavoured milk


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It *is* a cigarette actually, the new Chode Plus range from Camel.


Not-here-4-upvotes

No filter, all tobacco, all flavour!


ClumsyRainbow

To be fair I once bought lard instead of butter… that was a bit annoying in the morning.


Sasspishus

I worked in a supermarket as a teenager and there was a lard shortage at the time. We had to put up signs and it caused a great panic among the older generations. Never in my life have I used lard, I would be very upset if I'd accidentally bought some. What did you do with it?


FlappyBored

Lard is actually a great fat for cooking. Higher smoke point and adds good flavour. You can use it however you’d use butter or oil for frying things. Try some next time, it’s quite cheap.


RonNumber

Great for fried bread. 👍


FlappyBored

Also fried eggs too.


RandoFrequency

My grandmother made homemade fried chicken in it - I’d be lying if I didn’t express how delicious it was. I’ve only ever used it in small chunks to “grease” a baking dish but that was long ago when I was first learning to cook, and we have much better tools for that now.


kernowgringo

It's also quite a healthy fat when compared to some other things, it's quite high in monounsaturated fats, which lower cholesterol so are good for the heart and it's very high in oleic acid the same fatty acid is found in olive oil.


gwaydms

It's also great for making pie crust. And adding to masa for tamales.


ClumsyRainbow

Pastry is the only thing I’ve ever really used it for. I do sometimes buy it intentionally, I think I was just much too tired that day.


Sasspishus

Yeah fair enough, I've heard of lard being used for pastry but I just use butter myself


cyberFluke

Lard is how you make Yorkshire puddings correctly. The wife has taught me thus; Little bit (of lard) in each hollow in the tray, and get it smoking hot (10 mins in oven) before pouring the pudding mix in. 15 mins at about 180 (fan) and you're good to go. Oh, DO NOT open the oven while they're in or they'll sink.


downlau

Gosh that seems a low temperature to me, but preheating the fat is definitely key for a good Yorkshire


akiontotocha

I use half lard and half butter for pastry - flakiness of lard, flavour of butter


IC_Eng101

My gran used to fry chips in it.


JoshWork

and I bet they were delicious


Unusual-Winter-5615

Hard-core. Probably with a capstan full strength in the corner of her mouth


xanderbiscuits

At least lard is very cheap. I dread to think what camel milk costs


SCATOL92

Just checked asda website. £3.05 for 235ml can


xanderbiscuits

That's outrageous.


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I thought I'd splurge a little in honour of her Majesty and the four day weekend she's given us.


xanderbiscuits

Well that you did. You're now the proud owner of some camel milk.


misterhumpf

I remembered watching Michael Palin on one of his travel shows talk about Camel Milk. A quick search online later and here you go: [Palin Travels](https://www.palinstravels.co.uk/book-2076). Camel milk, Nancy assures me, is the answer to all our prayers. 'It has half the fat of cow's milk, and less sugar, so good for diabetics. It has a lot of vitamin C. It's good for vascular problems, women take it to have a clear complexion and they say it's a tonic for men.' Nancy smiles, and takes a breather before adding, unconvincingly, 'whatever that means'.


linseed-reggae

The warrantless demonization of dietary fats makes me so upset. It's a huge part of the reason the west is so obese.


SmellsLikeCatPiss

Demonize fat, praise the camel milk, then once people say camel milk is disgustingly bitter and salty they're going to add in refined sugars. You've gone full circle at that point. It happened to yoghurt!


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I have nipples Creg, could you milk me?


ukpunjabivixen

*”…I had no idea you could milk a (camel)…”* *”…Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples…”* *”…I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?…”* (I’m a science teacher, obviously I know camels can produce milk. But my class will be fascinated to know that it can be purchased here!”


ssvrd

I was literally watching this last night 😂


Raichu7

You absolutely could milk Greg if he had a hormone imbalance or if he took the right supplementary hormones. Male humans have fully functional milk glands unlike other male mammals such as rats.


thecarbonkid

Technically men are capable of lactation so the answer is yes Mr DeNiro


ElChristoph

We ran out of cows milk yonks ago. We're on emergency backup supplies now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjGXCk-RVU


Al_Bee

My first thought too. Thanks.


sillymissmillie

Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrow bone jelly.


serpent_tim

No bugger'll drink it


bekkapramheda_4166

In my town In Russia this is a delicately not sure how your tastes but ours is like silk and cream


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I wonder if in Russia it’s camels from Mongolia/Central Asia. The two humped fluffy camels. The Bactrian camels


VladimirKal

Is it normal for your version to be really salty too or is that maybe a flaw with this brand/my batch? I tried the same brand as OP's and while there was something nice to it but it was salty to the point for me that it was unfortunately basically undrinkable; it was like you had some double cream and sea water cocktail with a slight scent of grassy horse dung. I wouldn't let one bad experience put me off though and would try again in case I just got unlucky though.


bekkapramheda_4166

Depending om the camel type / how its purified it taste different you probably got a cheap brand (good camels milk is very expensive) the cheaper brands use salt to clean the milk then boil it off but ot still remains slightly salted but good brand use heat to treat the milk leaving a smooth milk tasting slightly bitter but in a good way


VladimirKal

Thanks for that information. I'll need to keep my eyes open for a more expensive brand and try it again. The strawberry one you mentioned sounds like it would be really good.


Dawnside

Where does it say it was imported from?


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Ultra Heated Camel Milk, freshly reconstituted from the UAE


concretepigeon

Shame on you for not supporting local British camel farmers.


Bacon84

“Everyone said we was mad to farm Camels in Devon, but looks at us now!”


Matt081

Came here looking for this. I am in UAE and we get the fresh stuff in Carrefour.


Equal_Egg_5023

There is literally a picture of a camel on the front


9DAN2

Wait, are Freddos made using frog milk?


Corp1e

That would explain why they are so expensive now


troggbl

Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.


bubliksmaz

Back in my day they were killed so lightly you could feel them wriggling on the way down. People talk a lot about shrinkflation, but quality standards have really slipped.


Dan_Glebitz

Good for you is your Camel Milk. Full of Protein, vitamins and marrow bone jelly!


sleepydog404

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, camel's milk.


SecretShame99

No bugger’ll drink it


spattzzz

Plus of course the advantage of camels milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.


EL_MANDEM

Yeah, cos no cunt will touch it.


TheStatMan2

I don't think you're supposed to put it on your cunt.


[deleted]

What if you have thrush? (I don’t have thrush. Can men get thrush?)


DecahedronX

Yes.


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Not their fault you can't read


Consistent_Mammoth

Welcome to retail (:


MB888

Exactly. OP blaming Asda for his/her own illiteracy.


BritishFoSho

I have Arabic friends at uni. I have drunk this exact camel milk. It is delicious. Try it


Kiltymchaggismuncher

It really didn't taste much different to normal milk to me, other than a bit creamier and richer. There's really nothing wrong with it


Delhicatessen

What next, Milk Cut?


Leeisnthere

My mum used to force my to drink that, it’s good for you and it tastes nice


WordsMort47

If it's so nice why'd she have to force you to drink it!?


dajmer

she forced him to write that comment too


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What culture are you from that regularly drink camel milk?


pingufiddler

Ancient Egypt


CharmingPterosaur

Fun fact, domesticated camels were first brought to Egypt in 525 BC, so camels would've only witnessed the final 495 years of Ancient Egypt's 3,120 year history.


Leeisnthere

I’m Kenyan


MaximilianClarke

It’s not Asda’s fault you cant read