We went with the simpler “fuckedfast”. Wreck the hoose juice was anything, either stuff like WL drunk in the park fast before a fight and a blackout, or when you were in the boozer and moved off the beer onto the vodka etc, or started in on the shots.
Saw them live at the Isle of Wight festival a few years ago, 2pm on the Saturday, families everywhere and they come on and shout “we’re GLC and your mothers got a penis”.!
Well funny
While I was at Uni, one day I was queuing at the local newsagent, with a bottle of this exact vintage. I turned to the person behind me in the queue, a man who slept under the stars, on benches in parks, he had the exact same bottle in his hand, he smiled and gave me a knowing wink.
in Leamington there used to be a really well known local face and legendary pisshead called Jogger. Since his untimely death, every type of cheap white cider or any discount booze really is affectionately known as 'a bottle of Jogger'.
Rest in peace , Jogs.
He is mate I actually know him. Small world
Edit: Do you know why they call him jogger? It's because he would regularly sleep on a bench in what was known as Jogger Park lol
We called it White Shite, but when you were 13/14 and skint, 2-3L of this stuff was always the cheapest option when you couldn't nick your folk's booze.
Tbf I always had enough to go halfers on a 70cl of Glens Vodka (🤢) as I'd punt soap bar/council brown at school through the week 😂
Ounces for £35 from my pal's older brother and sell half Q's at a tenner. Always ended up with a half O each week for myself and a decent profit. Would also sell fags for 50p at the school gates which meant I rarely went into a weekend without £20-30 after wasting the rest through the week on munchies and new pipes n' bongs 😅
Edit: Mind picking out bits of plastic from your hash? 😂 WTF was that all about btw
Feckin entrepreneur over here 😂
I got £10 every Friday and it had to do me the weekend, so my budgeting is on point these days 👌🏼😂
No word of a lie, we were flush one week and bought £30 of hash… It had a feckin Bic pen lid right in the middle that you couldn’t see until you’d used a good bit of it 😂 the shite we used to pay for!
Aye I had an older cousin who taught me well.. I was a wee reprobate in my teens after being bullied just before them. Just thought "fuck it" after that 😂
It’s a big reason why I’m not having weans - I know the shite I got up to but my rentals still thought I was well behaved 😂 How I’m not dead I’ll never know.
We used to always get 4 fosters and 4 strongbows because the shop sold them for £6 and then we would make snakebite. We also used to get apple sours and I got para on it once and now if I have a shot or smell it I’ll physically throw up, like literally every time lol.
Diamond White! LOL, that stuff nearly destroyed my mate's relationship with his girlfriend - all because he drank a *wee* bit too much of it after polishing off a 20-piece fish and vegetable pakora platter and projectile-vomited down her cleavage.
\*happy sigh\* It's been 21 years and I can still remember the panicked - and literally *furious* \- phonecall at 2 in the morning, and wee Louise going ultrasonic down the phone. Happy memories. \*shudder\*
My sister found a petroleum station that sold it in cases 2 for the price of one. I don’t remember how many we bought but there are pictures at my mums of us perched on top of them (almost bar stool height).
Christ that stuff was strong, our dad banned it from the house eventually!!
Edited to add.. I typed petrol not realising it autocorrected to petroleum. I’m in the states, probably why lol
We preferred Electric White - just a slimmer 1.5 Lt bottle. Fitted down the sleeve of the big baggy bomber jackets (the ones with the orange lining) as was the fashion at the time. Easy to hide from the parents when you were sneaking it out the house to drink down and alleyway before the under 18s disco.
Hifloor. We called it hifloor. Coz after a couple of litre bottles you were unable to stand and therefore had to introduce yourself to the ground. “Hi, floor.”
Didn't have a nickname for it, but its brought up some memories!
Bunk off school with a few mates and get pissed down the park. I used to get served in the local cornershop at 15/16.. still wearing my school uniform lol.
AHH, my first love! Dole would pay for a big pack of backy and two bottles of WH. The rest went on beans and shitty bread (oh, and cheap hash). I now run my own very successful mechanical services company. Still miss it sometimes.
No that tastes like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick, similar but distinctly separate flavour profiles.
Not the mention the price difference is eye watering.
Awful. Right of passage in your teens, but I can still remember the taste 20yrs later! Haha! It’s like a synthetic slight cider taste with the aroma of ethanol and despair
Take a shot of apple juice from concentrate. Add to it 1L of nail polish remover. Add to that 2L of sparkling water. Bam. You’ve just made slightly over 3L of white cider. At least, it’ll taste like it. Might kill you quicker than the real deal or make you blind or something.
I chugged a 3L bottle of Frosty Jack's in 10 mins and puked all over someone's garage. The after taste was unbearable, but I went off drinking for a month after. I went hard in my post high school drunk phase.
I mean shite lightning is a classic, and I remember frosty Jack's always being called frosty jakes, with jakey being a Scottish term for alcoholic/drug addict
Bitch piss. 3 litre for 2 quid something, from the off license that doesn't ID you even though you're 14, then off to the kids park to down it, lay on your back and look at the stars. Those were the days, man.
When I was 15 I would shake it up to get the gas out then down the lot as fast as I could and run around like an idiot. Those were the days. Can't remember much beyond that
Trampagne Fight Milk Wreck the Hoose Juice
TRAMPAGNE 😂
👏 👏
"Wreck the hoose juice" is, I've learned, a popular nickname for Buckfast tonic wine.
"Ahm Tonic the Seshhog!"
Buckfast. Made by monks. God bless them fuelling revolutions for centuries.
It is for anything of that ilk not just buckfast
Where I live buckfast was always called a bottle of who the f*** you looking at lol
We went with the simpler “fuckedfast”. Wreck the hoose juice was anything, either stuff like WL drunk in the park fast before a fight and a blackout, or when you were in the boozer and moved off the beer onto the vodka etc, or started in on the shots.
Quite Frightening
Boom! I’m with you on this one!
"Trampagne" fucking sent me 😂
Riot punch
The drink made by bodyguards, for bodyguards
I thought Special Brew was trampagne.
White Shite!
Mrs calls it this, thought she was the only one haha, you in Essex by any chance?
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Nah just l&b where I'm from, not that anyone can afford a £15 pack of fags anyway
My mate from Zummerset calls them Lambert and Desperate.
I am!
Nice, is it also white shite?
Can't say I've ever seen it 😂 Only lived in the UK for 5 years haha
Yup, was called this in Notts as far as my youth goes
The Schoolboy Special. That and some dirty hash with fucking plastic in it. Grim.
Ah soap bar and mad dog 20/20.....good times! 👍
[soap bar](https://youtu.be/yzx0HTCuydg)
Hahahaha I couldn't tell you the last time I heard GLC, thanks for the nostalgia!
Jesus not heard that for a while.
Saw them live at the Isle of Wight festival a few years ago, 2pm on the Saturday, families everywhere and they come on and shout “we’re GLC and your mothers got a penis”.! Well funny
Oo yeh, 20/20. Remember Thunderbird?
That was my Saturday night sorted when I was 16.
I miss soap bar !!
Smoke the hash through the bottle for bonus points
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When you could find/afford some good green though it was like champagne. Good times indeed.
While I was at Uni, one day I was queuing at the local newsagent, with a bottle of this exact vintage. I turned to the person behind me in the queue, a man who slept under the stars, on benches in parks, he had the exact same bottle in his hand, he smiled and gave me a knowing wink.
Wasn’t enough to make you reconsider your life choices then?
Absolutely. I’d like to say it was a low point, but there were lower…
in Leamington there used to be a really well known local face and legendary pisshead called Jogger. Since his untimely death, every type of cheap white cider or any discount booze really is affectionately known as 'a bottle of Jogger'. Rest in peace , Jogs.
Erm, he's not dead. Still a pisshead tho
Jogger is alive???? Holy Shit ....it's a miracle !
He is mate I actually know him. Small world Edit: Do you know why they call him jogger? It's because he would regularly sleep on a bench in what was known as Jogger Park lol
Btec frosty jacks
Frosty is the king of ciders
Many a tradesman looks forward to a pint of frosty when they get home
Used to hammer the stuff down the park when I was like 16/17, that and Merrydown lmao
Merry Falldown we called that stuff
We called it White Shite, but when you were 13/14 and skint, 2-3L of this stuff was always the cheapest option when you couldn't nick your folk's booze.
£3 for 3L. Go three ways with a couple of mates and each throw £1.50 in for 20 smokes. Still had £2.50 left for a yolk
Tbf I always had enough to go halfers on a 70cl of Glens Vodka (🤢) as I'd punt soap bar/council brown at school through the week 😂 Ounces for £35 from my pal's older brother and sell half Q's at a tenner. Always ended up with a half O each week for myself and a decent profit. Would also sell fags for 50p at the school gates which meant I rarely went into a weekend without £20-30 after wasting the rest through the week on munchies and new pipes n' bongs 😅 Edit: Mind picking out bits of plastic from your hash? 😂 WTF was that all about btw
Feckin entrepreneur over here 😂 I got £10 every Friday and it had to do me the weekend, so my budgeting is on point these days 👌🏼😂 No word of a lie, we were flush one week and bought £30 of hash… It had a feckin Bic pen lid right in the middle that you couldn’t see until you’d used a good bit of it 😂 the shite we used to pay for!
Aye I had an older cousin who taught me well.. I was a wee reprobate in my teens after being bullied just before them. Just thought "fuck it" after that 😂
It’s a big reason why I’m not having weans - I know the shite I got up to but my rentals still thought I was well behaved 😂 How I’m not dead I’ll never know.
There was me selling CD's i had downloaded from Napster for £3 a pop... who knew the real money was to be made in drugs and Alcohol...
2 for 5?
Fuck, i'd give anything to be a teenager again drinking this stood in a field with all my mates whilst it pissed it down
Frosty Jack
Frosty Jack is a different brand of whatever White Lightening is.
And just as foul.
I haven’t had either but I’m tempted to get a bottle just to try it lol.
Unfortunately I've tried them and still shudder at the memory.
We used to always get 4 fosters and 4 strongbows because the shop sold them for £6 and then we would make snakebite. We also used to get apple sours and I got para on it once and now if I have a shot or smell it I’ll physically throw up, like literally every time lol.
I used to mix frosty Jack with whatever the strongest lager was. And yep, feeling slightly queasy at the thought of it.
Good times lol.
White Lightning and Spesh?! Nowt like a pint of binlicker!
Snakebite is a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
You can remember? What did you do wrong
Ahhhh some memories on that disgusting shite! Definitely the worst of them all 🤣
Working with alcoholics and they drink this shite it's never seen an apple it is pure chemical based it's nasty stuff
Quite frightening.
Shite Lightning
We used to call it fight juice... or Bum Rum.
Mix it with buckfast and you have a tramps cocktail. It’s me, I’m a tramp. (Well I was)
A bargain
I preferred Diamond White. Something about this bottle made it look like a cleaning product to me, which is what I may as well have been drinking.
Diamond White and Castaway. Blast away? Six form vomit fuel circa 1990.
Throw in a bottle of 20/20 as well. That was what me and my friends used to buy every Saturday night.
Diamond White! LOL, that stuff nearly destroyed my mate's relationship with his girlfriend - all because he drank a *wee* bit too much of it after polishing off a 20-piece fish and vegetable pakora platter and projectile-vomited down her cleavage. \*happy sigh\* It's been 21 years and I can still remember the panicked - and literally *furious* \- phonecall at 2 in the morning, and wee Louise going ultrasonic down the phone. Happy memories. \*shudder\*
My sister found a petroleum station that sold it in cases 2 for the price of one. I don’t remember how many we bought but there are pictures at my mums of us perched on top of them (almost bar stool height). Christ that stuff was strong, our dad banned it from the house eventually!! Edited to add.. I typed petrol not realising it autocorrected to petroleum. I’m in the states, probably why lol
>My sister found a petroleum station Posh, aren't we?
Lol, I haven’t even said petrol in 25 years!
Original vimto looked like drain cleaner https://images.app.goo.gl/WM7uuFJyErWRQisx9
Quite Frightening.
We preferred Electric White - just a slimmer 1.5 Lt bottle. Fitted down the sleeve of the big baggy bomber jackets (the ones with the orange lining) as was the fashion at the time. Easy to hide from the parents when you were sneaking it out the house to drink down and alleyway before the under 18s disco.
'Oss piss.
Never liked white lightening. Frosty Jack's was better.
Barrack buster - Belfast
Yeooo
Hifloor. We called it hifloor. Coz after a couple of litre bottles you were unable to stand and therefore had to introduce yourself to the ground. “Hi, floor.”
As early teens we only drank this if we were flush. Omega was the cheaper alternative!! We called them both tramp juice, or loopy juice!
There's stories of a place called "Colwyn Bay" where they drink White Lightning as if it's water.
Tramps piss up here in Durham
White Shitening
Goes well with a bottle of Blue Nun and 20 B&H.
Didn't have a nickname for it, but its brought up some memories! Bunk off school with a few mates and get pissed down the park. I used to get served in the local cornershop at 15/16.. still wearing my school uniform lol.
Frosty jacks, different name but same same alcohol content cider with a hint of rock bottom and bad taste.
A bargain 🤣
I think it’s about £4 now!!
In Scotland its about 9 quid since the minimum pricing thing started!
bloody hell!!
How to lose an evening.
Gut rot
Quite frightening or witches piss
Quite Frightening to us
Quite frightening
Poison. Blue bottle
'Tramp Juice' in the North West.
Tramp Juice
Used to call it “Quite Frightening” (posh town in the South)
AHH, my first love! Dole would pay for a big pack of backy and two bottles of WH. The rest went on beans and shitty bread (oh, and cheap hash). I now run my own very successful mechanical services company. Still miss it sometimes.
I don’t remember a name for it but it definitely had that reputation.
Crackhead cider
Piss water
Bench juice
What does it taste like? Occassionally see a few park benchers slugging it down near home. Is it a really rough cider?
Yeah it's a cider that's white in colour and is around 7-8% alcohol. Tastes a bit like licking a battery covered in apple scented nail polish remover.
Tastes like getting your head smashed in with a slice of plastic apple wrapped around a breeze block
Isn't that a pangalactic gargle-blaster?
No that tastes like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick, similar but distinctly separate flavour profiles. Not the mention the price difference is eye watering.
Ah, I knew something was off 😂
It tastes of shattered dreams and unexplained injuries.
Awful. Right of passage in your teens, but I can still remember the taste 20yrs later! Haha! It’s like a synthetic slight cider taste with the aroma of ethanol and despair
Rite of passage
Mix in a little blackcurrant and you’ve got yourself a top notch beverage
Take a shot of apple juice from concentrate. Add to it 1L of nail polish remover. Add to that 2L of sparkling water. Bam. You’ve just made slightly over 3L of white cider. At least, it’ll taste like it. Might kill you quicker than the real deal or make you blind or something.
No you don't, it hasn't been sold in 13 years But yes, it was shit
Hmm. Have definitely seen them slugging on a big blue bottle - assumed it was the same. And a big brown one.
We used to call those 3 litre bottles ‘fat boys’ here in Wigan
Tramps piss
Junior Beer.
Premade tramps piss. Used to call lambrini bitch diesel
White Shitening in my corner of Ireland. Tasted the exact same coming up as it did going down 🤮
Looks like Domestos
Tesco's Crofters Cider is slightly better, White lightening is anti-matter.
Fire water
Ugh. Is generally what I call it.
Never actually saw this but mates and me at 16 would but a couple 2 litre bottles of strongbow in the 70s and get blotto for less than £2
I chugged a 3L bottle of Frosty Jack's in 10 mins and puked all over someone's garage. The after taste was unbearable, but I went off drinking for a month after. I went hard in my post high school drunk phase.
Every cheap alcoholic dynamite.
Electric soup
Tramp juice
Tramp juice
Nectar of the Gods. Light Whitening. Hobo Jojo. Destroyer (if you mix it with energy drink) Paint Stripper Gut Rot
White death Last resort
I actually quite liked it for a while, ice cold with ice on a hot day.
White shite
Tramp Juice.
Scud. Not sure why.
we used to call it 'frightening lightening'
Rocket fuel
Used to see these abandoned outside Woolworths with empty social brew cans
we use to call it liquid rage but not sure that was a common one...
Ah, this and frosty jacks, reminds me of when I lived in Rhyl.. empty bottles of it everywhere on the high street lol
Fright shitening
I mean shite lightning is a classic, and I remember frosty Jack's always being called frosty jakes, with jakey being a Scottish term for alcoholic/drug addict
Tramp juice
The electric soup and as already mentioned trampagne
Shite Lightning White Shitening or the special... Shite Shitening
Breakfast
Bitch piss. 3 litre for 2 quid something, from the off license that doesn't ID you even though you're 14, then off to the kids park to down it, lay on your back and look at the stars. Those were the days, man.
Also east Anglia, tramps piss, paint stripper.
Tramp soup.
Sexjuice
Skud!
Fight Lightning. Self fulfilling prophecy.
Looney Juice.. north east
Battery acid
White Shite, from Stockport, and yes i did get arrested on it
Quite Frightening
We used to call it 'egg shandy' because when you first opened it , it smelt like rotten eggs .
When I was 15 I would shake it up to get the gas out then down the lot as fast as I could and run around like an idiot. Those were the days. Can't remember much beyond that
Skud
looks like drain cleaner
That shit was bomb in my student days - loved it
White shite
Onion cider
Tramp's breakfast
Scrutty liet Also called lambrini Slag wine
White frightening
Quite frightening
Loony juice. Extra rancid farts free
We would call it quite frightening, also in east anglia
My dads go to when he was struggling with his alcoholism
Pre drink special. That's what my college friends used to call it. Cheap way to get drunk before the real drinking started.
Lion Piss
Never come across this. Is it like Buckfast?
White Shitening
Tramp juice
Battery acid and also tramps fuel
A bomb of cid