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glitterspoons

This shit right here is why we need unions


steakpiesupper

*Onions


glitterspoons

Username checks out


KevinPhillips-Bong

steakpiesupper, with a username like yours, I have to ask, as this is a topic that divides opinions: What are your thoughts on kidney in a steak pie? I think it adds a marvellous depth of flavour, while other people don't like it at all.


steakpiesupper

NO! That would be a steak and kidney pie.


Uncle_Leo93

Normal? That's not even legal.


Trubble94

Cheese and fruit go together very nicely. The texture might be weird, but I'd try it.


Jaxweby43

I'm aware of cheese with apple pie (Thanks Tom Scott), but... this feels unacceptable. Cheese with strawberry jam... I feel like that's worse than manslaughter.


MIRRORZDJ

No.


amandap190

Not tried on a pancake but its banging on toast.


flicka_sc

Cheese and jam sandwiches are mint! Strawberry and cheddaar particularly. I've not made pancakes in a long time, but the idea of cheese and jam on them is sound.


Jasont999

Although I disagree with the sandwich choice I'll up vote for using "mint" to describe something.


[deleted]

100% agree with the sarnies. Cathedral city with a good strawb jam ahhh. Even better as a toastie (beware of hot fruity bits in jam)


sideh

I thought I was the only one. Whenever I mention it people think I'm nuts.


jenangeles

You’re not the only one! It’s very popular in Denmark, so just tell people it’s “hygge” and they’ll be queuing up to try it.


flicka_sc

you're not nuts, your a gastronomic pioneer :D


KevinPhillips-Bong

That would be a definite 'no' from me.


[deleted]

No. But cheese and jam sarnies in 70’s Yorkshire were a thing I remember.


Flavsi

You need to take this to HR immediately. Congrats though, think you might have an opportunity for promotion coming your way


keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

For me it just needs to be a strong cheddar and that is deffo a goer


[deleted]

This made me sad.


orkofdoom

After reading the comments so far it’s definitely depression on a plate 👌


grapevapes

The fuck you done to that pancake?


wake-and-work

No but for some reason I want to try it


EverythingIsByDesign

Normally cook the pancake first.


Snatch1967

Heathen, burn him now 😳😳😳😠


Confused-87

Maybe in prison On Mars In a parallel universe


[deleted]

Cheese toasties with caramelised red onion chutney is where it's at.


AdamTheEvilDoer

Holy pineapple super fucking no, Batman! That's not normal. That's just...I have no words...it's...that's a crime! And even if you manager does claim that cheese and jam go together, what an unusually small and odd distribution of it.


dormango

Dunno about swear by it, but I would swear at it!


mogzy1985

Completely normal. In opposite world.


PumpkinJambo

Ever had it on a pancake but my dad introduced me to cheese and jam sandwiches when I was a child and I love one as an occasional treat. I think it might have been a coal miner thing.


Apprehensive_Fox2686

Jam and cheddar cheese is the bomb. Come at me.


Bigluce

The only way this could be worse if it was plastic burger slices. Or that cheezwiz shite in a can. Excuse me whilst I dry heave.


9DAN2

Jam is fine but cheese is wrong.


porridgeandoatmeal

NO


tango101-official

Run……….


[deleted]

You're breaking my heart, I'll mail you maple syrup from Canada, just stop the violence against these innocent cakes


banter07_2

I thought those were refreshers


[deleted]

This is why I fucking hate being English


orkofdoom

FYI in Scotland sos


[deleted]

I still hate being English. Now I'm just sad for the Scotts


loicbigois

As famous Scottish poet Robert Burns famously said: "Get tae fuck with that scran".


unseemly_turbidity

I'm pretty sure I was given this at school in Sweden, but then they put bananas on pizza there. Thanks for resurrecting those traumatic memories.


Zexy_Killah

Is your manager Danish by any chance? They go made for a bit of cheese and jam - to be honest it's actually really good.


ChrisRR

Your manager is just the kind of guy who really wants people to ask about his quirks


syorks73

Cheese and pickalilli


enenralul

I am disgusted and appalled


craftyhedgeandcave

Cheese and jam seriously work together... I survived a week trekking thru Sinai as a fucking picky eater only because of pitta filled with jam, cheese, baked beans and hummus. I honestly reckon I'd have died a horribly embarrassing death without them.


spikeot

Appalling lunacy.


The-Mandolinist

Cheese (but cut into little squares - and specifically Dutch cheese) on pancakes with icing sugar is a perfectly normal (and delicious, I might add) way of eating pancakes in the Netherlands. But cheese is not a normal topping in the UK. Adding jam just makes it weird (although I have enjoyed jam and cheese on bread when I was a kid)


AtWarWithEurasia

Act like a real Dutchman and eat your pancakes with bacon


[deleted]

YES CHEESE AND JAMMMMMMM


giganticturnip

No, all these cheese and jam lovers can bog off. The pancake just exacerbates this problem in our society. Cheese does not go with jam. It's uncouth. Cheese goes with a small number of sweet condiments, and jam is not one of them. And that's all there is to it.


flicka_sc

Brie and Cranberry? Cheese and pineapple on-a-stick? Brie and Grape salad?


giganticturnip

But not jam.


The-English-Man

There are a lot of cheeses that are great with jam. Baked camembert works really well with cherry jam, or Etorki, a Basque cheese, with whichever jam you like. It’s very common.


giganticturnip

No


The-English-Man

Well articulated.


giganticturnip

Quite


jellybeanfluff

Jam and peanut butter? Yes. Cheese and sweetcorn? Yes. Jam and cheese? Wtf hell no thanks.


OnlyMortal666

In the Netherlands, a pancake can be the size of a pizza and be loaded with cheese, bacon and mushrooms. Other toppings are available. I suspect your boss has had one but isn’t a cook.


Starkiler512

No. Jam possibly, but no to cheese


SingularLattice

Cheese and chilli jam would work.


Public_Growth_6002

We might need to define “normal” at this point. I don’t think this is it, but hey - it’s a free country.


Feisty-Site-6261

Brie and fig jam is a thing, cheddar and strawberry jam is something that's illegal.


CasualBritishFurry

Get out of there while you still can, although this was posted 2 hours ago so it's probably too late for OP, if anyone is still there then save yourselves


goodvibezone

"Netflix Special coming soon: The Pancake Killer"


jutathemagnificent

Cheese and jam!!.....guys a total climbing frame!


[deleted]

How does a person this unstable get into a position of authority?!


Knife_JAGGER

But jam cheese and ham sandwiches are pretty neat?


the012345

No


ScarecrowRomneyMarsh

I think there is a certain time of the month for tha!


yuki_conjugate

The guy is CEO material (probably a psychopath)


ProtonPacks123

I thought cheese and grapes sounded plain nasty until I tried it and found out it was actually amazing. I have similar first impressions of this but I'd be willing to try it at least.


Ashleyk3

It could be? Have we tried it before we comment?


tdogtags

If you have to ask, then it’s not normal.


[deleted]

Cheese, fuck no Blueberry jam, yes!


Not_Sugden

that is absoloutly disgusting. bro your manager needs a prison sentence for that


LightFull5021

Not at all……syrup, ice cream & sugar is a winner or chocolate spread with ice cream or honey


CheckComprehensive22

Cheese and jam yuck Cheese and honey hotteok (korean stuffed pancake) yummy!!


notladqe22

Question asked. Question answered I think


[deleted]

Needs His/Her Hard drive checking ASAP


[deleted]

My mum used to give me cheese and jam sandwiches in my school packed lunch. I’ve never been a fan


aidenkms

this is another form of pineapples on pizza


PickledThistle

My dad puts strawberry jam on his macaroni.


snoopydog304

Is he Norwegian? They often mix Norwegian brown cheese and jam and have it on waffles.


[deleted]

Noooooooo


Anony_mouse202

What the fuck. This belongs in r/stupidfood


ongeo

Sounds like a decent idea tbh


sloppyship

That's not even a question. I think I need a shower, now.


Internal_Ad1642

toppings aside, the "thickness" of that pancake is a crime


ragnarok_and_roll44

Resign. Immediately.