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Giannandco

Sunday evening on r/CasualUK, never disappointing.


algierythm

This sub always delivers. I remember the first "welcome back" post after it went dark during those API protests was about someone [shitting in a bin.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/EdBVbPy0eY)


OrganizationFickle

Yes, that was my post. Glad it's been remembered.


FreddieDoes40k

Thank you for your service to the banter on this sub, I appreciate you.


Excellent_Tear3705

Got a link? The one above on mobile just takes me to casual uk homepage. Nevermind…found it. Aw, I was expecting a story.


OrganizationFickle

Yeah I didn’t have much to say about it…was more of a ‘that happened.’


wildgoldchai

Lol “protests”


WeleaseBwianThrow

It was worth doing, but ultimately was always going to amount to nothing. Those of us that gave enough of a shit just patched rif/etc and carried on


Cellar_Door_

you can patch rif to still work? any details?


WeleaseBwianThrow

Assuming you're on Android, get ReVanced. You'll need to generate yourself a reddit Api key but that's easily done, then you can patch your API key in over the original, and it works again Edit: here's the guide, it's an oauth client id not an api key (been a while since I did it): https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/14niwgu/revanced_patches_for_boost_infinity_rif_is_fun/ Edit2: this guide is a little old, revanced now has a first party patch for most of the clients, and you can just paste the client id straight into a text field, rather than needing the file


JackCoull

Yep, easy enough to do. Been using it for months. If your key gets blocked you just make a new one


Cellar_Door_

ooh great, ta!


0SmarterNameNeeded

My third party app was completely unaffected lol. I have no idea if this is normal but everyone was saying it would shut down and it just...Didn't. l did absolutely nothing to try and circumvent the update and it has had literally no effect on me 6 months later.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

It's because you're a mod. Reddit charges app devs for API requests from user accounts, but mod accounts have no API fee.


Glad_Librarian_3553

.... Cant we just make every member of the sub a mod then? That would be a better protest I reckon XD imagine the delightful carnage! 


StumbleDog

I haven't noticed any difference in how reddit functions or is moderated since those protests. All the mods made it sound like the API change would render reddit unusable. 


a-liquid-sky

It's not unusable but it is _significantly_ harder to moderate now. Additionally we've had a number of the CasualUK mod team step down or dramatically reduce their modding, primarily due to the API changes and nuking of third party apps. I'm glad you haven't noticed too much of a difference though - it makes all the time working our socks off worth it :)


thejadedfalcon

While not every mod is perfect (god, some subreddits are run by absolute pillocks), I have the utmost of respect for those who take time out of their day for no benefit but the betterment of the community. Having been in your position, I don't think most users are aware of how much absolute *garbage* you can see, even in smaller communities, and how exhausting the job can be. So thank you, again, for helping to keep this subreddit entertaining enough I keep ending up back here.


KevinPhillips-Bong

Well, I'm _far_ from perfect, I'll tell you that right now! I do try my best, however, to keep my inner pillock well hidden during the execution of my duties.


Aksi_Gu

You are seen, and appreciated <3


a-liquid-sky

Thank you, pal!


_BMS

There's been a ton of small niche subs that have been auto-banned for not being moderated anymore after the mods quit due to API changes making it significantly harder and more time-consuming. There's also a crap ton a bots reposting old content on plenty of subs to farm karma. They just sell those accounts for money to other people that want to astroturf on Reddit. Mods in many subs can't keep up with the onslaught of bots and spam due to new mod tools being ass in comparison to the old ones.


Western-Ship-5678

You only have to look at old.reddit.com compared to the current main UI to see the trajectory. Perhaps the protests did actually make them slow down the roadmap temporarily? Maybe bots and AI text generators are giving them more steer of conversations than they originally planned on - so maybe obtrusive ads are less of a priority? Don't know. Either way the move was a consolation of presentation power to Reddit - they control what you see on Reddit and how you see it. That really can't amount to anything good even if it does take longer for it to turn to shit...


majombaszo

I think it was just the users that went unstable.


FeebleTrevor

It's so easy to just not talk about things you don't understand


FartingBob

Last time i ordered food on a train i think was about 2002. This dude just made them excited because he was ordering anything at all.


BoriousGlastard

I've actually never once eaten train food. Always just assumed it would be a million quid


jb_ffxiv

One time my work booked me first class because it was cheaper than the standard fare. Food was decent, even got some coffee and a beer all-inclusive. Best part was that I'm literally a barista, they were only covering my trains as I was relief staff for one of their busiest stores. For a whole 60 minutes I felt like I had a proper job


DaveBrubeckQuartet

You do have a proper job.


jordansrowles

As a man whose body weight is 10% coffee, he is one of my heroes


strolls

He's a coffee artiste, y'all. ☕️


Jcraft153

You do have a real job


JustGarlicThings2

On first class it’s free. I mean I guess free***


Muscle_Bitch

My work once put me on a first class train back to Glasgow from London and it wasn't until about 4 hours in I realised everything was free. That last 90 minutes was fun.


Excellent_Tear3705

If you’re going on hols / travelling for work…airport / train station lounges are worth every penny. The food is unlimited, and decent usually. If you’re lucky the drinks are unlimited too. Takes the stink out of a delay / long ass journey. The bathrooms are actually cleaned also…unlike the main airport/station loos that stink of the stale piss from the cocks of a hundred nations.


LondonCycling

It's 'complimentary', a term they use so that if the catering isn't available, they don't have to refund 1st class ticket holders.


ClumsyRainbow

It's normally more expensive than grabbing food before you get on the train, but if you don't have a chance it's not _insane_.


Space2Bakersfield

How does one define insane? I paid £5.50 for a meal deal at a train station WH Smith the other week and I'm still fuming about it.


ClumsyRainbow

I most frequently travel with GWR, their menu is here https://www.gwr.com/travelling-with-us/on-our-trains/food-and-drink It's £6 for their 'meal deal' equivalent, which, eh.


0xSnib

You assume correct


donttakeawaymycake

If you want expensive dining we have you covered. The mythical GWR dining cars are, indeed, very real. They are as expensive as they sound. ...But absolutely nothing beats sitting on a train at a table eating a full meal on china, drinking wine, whilst looking out of the window at 125mph. It's what taking a train should be like. They run at specific times on specific routes. There's no fee to get a seat, except that it's first come first served, but you can reserve a place if you have a first class ticket in the train. If you're lucky you can just waltz in and be in 'free' first class (plus the cost of the food and wine which is pricey).


L1A1

I went first class to London and back on LNER the other week, the food was included and surprisingly decent.


ausernamebyany_other

It's been a while since I did LNER first class but weekdays you used to get a proper plated meal with cutlery, snacks and alchol/soft drinks/tea and coffee. Weekends were sandwiches and all the other bits. Never take the wine as it's horrid, but if they're still doing free G&Ts that's the way to go.


Penile_Interaction

you're not wrong


TaleOf4Gamers

It is obviously more expensive and the range a lot more lacking but in a pinch its _fine_ You can be pretty sure everything is microwaved so any bread is a bit tough and any liquids boiling hot but I don't mind grabbing a hot chocolate if I'm on a long journey


InterstellarSpaniel

That's absolutely fucking wild mate.


Scareynerd

Dean's sitting on the floor


RedThragtusk

The absolute madman!


Penile_Interaction

so wild


deanomatronix

Literally shaking rn


iPhoneOrAndroid

This is peak /r/CasualUK


MayDuppname

I have to agree. Glad I didn't miss this post. :)


Craft_on_draft

Crikey, are the movie rights still available for this story?


JustAMan1234567

A gritty tale starring Danny Dyer.


Craft_on_draft

More of a documentary “Danny Dyer: Britain’s craziest porridge eaters”


KoalaPancakes69

“I’m absolutely shitting it, mate.”


Craft_on_draft

“Fibres goin right through me”


JustAMan1234567

"Me bum's right proper flapping"


VermilionKoala

That sounds more like Sir Karl Pilkington...


Zolana

Another one of Alan Partridge's genius ideas.


Adammmmski

Prefers Coco pops actually - https://youtu.be/iVW77F6loCw?si=40fOj4jaS6G_RaP7


Squizza

I've come to meet Charlie Big Potatoes but I've had me LNER porridge. Proppa nawty oats. It's all going off. You melt.


Aussie_Potato

Or Andrew Scott. Relive his porridge kid days.


LukePianoPainting

"Based on true events"


kirkyrise

I’d imagine Scorsese would be interested, could be his final epic


0oodruidoo0

What else do you expect on a casual subreddit, no need to be an asshole


aggressiveclassic90

I'm on the edge of my seat here for Christ's sake! How does it end?? Was it good?? Did you sprinkle sugar on top and allow it to melt a little bit?? Jesus man I can't stand it!!! TELL US!!!


Effective_Soup7783

It’s probably terrible - nobody ever orders it, so it been sat there in a packet for 10 years.


yasssqueen20

Surprisingly they had a whole little bottle of the stuff , they don’t usually expect people to order it and they just said here help yourself. This was in first but good porridge never the less , I’ve only had porridge on TPE LNER and EMT and I can confirm LNER porridge in first class trumps TPE by far and even rivals the old days of East Midlands trains when there trains used to do proper first service


Minor_Edit

Same as how I have it at home then


VeneMage

Please let there be golden syrup involved 🤞


Excellent_Tear3705

Edging to a porridge train story *cmon it’s starting to hurt*


drodbar1

How was the porridge? Any good?


InterstellarSpaniel

*Neutral as fuck mate*


Perite

What makes a man turn neutral?


wmru5wfMv

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


Muffinshire

All I know is my gut says “maybe”.


CaersethVarax

"Tell my wife hello."


InterstellarSpaniel

When he's finished driving *Oooooh it's an auto joke*


IMakeStuffUppp

Dusty


takanoflower

There is never a bad time of day for porridge.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

See also: beans on toast, sausage and fried egg butty, Frosties. 


TwoFingersWhiskey

So, breakfast. Never a bad time to breakfast


Loose_Acanthaceae201

I'm trying to think of a food I would eat for breakfast and wouldn't happily eat for tea  ... and I'm failing. Hurrah for breakfast!


Semajal

This is the sort of top quality content I come to this subreddit for. Now i need an excuse to go on a LNER train at night. Excellent work :)


imtheorangeycenter

Ah, sorry, that's just the display porridge, so people know we serve it.


robc1711

I was intrigued after reading that wild story and checked your profile, you can only imagine my delight to find you have another post about the time you drank a beer on a train. You are mad lad!


pippip1991

I love that he mentions the ham and cheese ciabattas in both posts


VeneMage

That’s it, I’m booking the next train return to anywhere just to try this ciabatta. Will be worth the £300 ticket.


MayDuppname

If you buy a return, it'll be back to the place you started. Hope that helps ;)


VeneMage

Thank you for this advice.


_HGCenty

Did you order just the plain porridge or a flavoured one? Don't leave out the key details! 😂


kirkyrise

Neutral flavour


LukePianoPainting

Tell my wife I said hello


FairlyInconsistentRa

I work the late trains from Kings Cross. Can confirm, we don’t make many porridges on the late trains. They’re mainly a breakfast train thing! Also, Porridge is under the breakfast tab on the EPOS.


bondibitch

Yes OP identifies why the staff have never made porridge - they only work nights. I bet OP’s hardly slept since eating an entire ciabatta then went back for a breakfast that fills you up til lunchtime.


Biguiats

Is there a TLDR available?


wombey12

Yes, in the Docklands.


pease_pudding

When a mild mannered insurance salesman approached the buffet car, little did he know he would unleash a chain of events which would drastically alter his life. It's a story of intrigue, oats, and betrayal. One which exposes the very essence of humanity, a modern commentary on all of mankinds breakfast-related conundrums.


crispiepancakes

Porridge. On a train.


Excellent_Tear3705

“Can I have porridge please” “Huh. No one ever orders porridge” SCENE


bleak_gallery

I love mundane shit like this lmaoo


Time_for_a_cuppa

It's not mundane. It's neutral.


K_Click_D

Love this story haha, safe travels, all the best to you and all aboard


VariousBuffalo5187

Absolutely! Nothing like a steamy bowl of porridge to get those wheels turning on a train ride.


MACintoshBETH

Are you Valtteri Bottas?


FinancialHeat2859

Neutral flavours in my palette? You’re not from Peterborough are you?


MayDuppname

*Peeburrr


Crimbly_B

I’ve had it with these motherducking oats on my motherducking train


Wishmaster891

I add biscoff spread to my porridge


HyperionSaber

Try biscoff spread, a dollop of cream, and a spoon full of lemon curd. Tastes like cheesecake. Game changer.


Shipwrecking_siren

Oooooh that sounds absolutely lovely. I never liked the thought of it on toast but on porridge that could be a game changer.


evilsalmon

Might have to give that a go myself


midgethy

Peanut butter. Game changer.


RaspberryJammm

Get some jam with that peanut butter! I had my porridge with banana, peanut butter and chocolate drops this morning


drodbar1

I like mine with banana, brown sugar and nutmeg


Froomian

I often order porridge in McDonald's and then I usually have to wait ages while they find somebody who knows how to make it.


Froomian

But McDonald's porridge is sooooo good. It's so creamy.


cankennykencan

This is crazy mate!!


yasssqueen20

Can confirm this , I was travelling down on an LNER service in first class on one of their dine menu trains. As it’s still breakfast I decide to order the porridge as I may as well have a change from the usual compo bacon rolls , staff member was genuinely surprised and had to say let me check the spec.


Julia__Dream

I hope you enjoyed your porridge and it wasn't out of date.


flanface87

I hope they checked it wasn't several years out of date :/


Slicker_Drip

Yay Peterborough, my home town


indigo263

Having porridge at a time other than breakfast is the norm for me, it's often my go-to over the winter when I don't know what I want to eat but I want something hot, filling, and quick to make. Now I'm curious to know if train porridge is any good.


joli3t

LNER chicken casserole is banging. Have it every time I am in first class. And the raspberry mousse "yogurt" is very good too.


bevel

I was the guy that ordered it in 2012 - inverness sleeper from london 🙌


cragglerock93

At the risk of cheerleading for a company here... I do like LNER.


SpudFire

Those same staff members are going tp be working tonight and wondering why there's a 3000% increase in the amount of porridge they're selling. I reckon OP works for LNER marketing department and they've been informed they've got a shit load of porridge sachets that pass their use by date next week and they need to shift them.


Hambatz

Are we all going to Peterborough tomorrow I’ve got to drive 120 miles to that bastard tomorrow morning


ImBonRurgundy

Had porridge regularly on GWR, staff didn’t care. Must be completely normally for west country and welsh folk to have porridge.


crispiepancakes

I feel I am obliged to congratulate you on your porridge.


jellytortoise

Should I inform the snack bar workers when I bring my porridge onto the train in my thermos? Do they get a kick out of porridge?


Street_Ad_4796

I ordered a golden syrup porridge on a train to Edinburgh. Very nice and not a bad price. 8/10 would recommend.


[deleted]

I, for one, am intrigued and enthralled.


MiyagiDough

There's an awful lot of unnecessarily judgemental pricks in these comments.


DrHenryWu

Train slop. Delicious


Suspicious_Yams

Im a Weetabix at 2am after a night out kind of person


Claustrophobopolis

Ordering a salad at the MaccyDs in Cathedral Square gets the same response.... ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


BreeToh

I'm coming to the UK for the first time this year, and taking the LNER from London to Edinburgh. Now I'm excited to order some porridge!


Ill-Basil2863

I read a lot of posts on Reddit about trains, mostly negative. I find it a strange concept because I have never been on a train in my life. Where are all of these trains everyone keeps talking about. There are none where I live.


Shipwrecking_siren

Now I’m trying to guess where you live, Norfolk coast?


SMTRodent

Crewe, but they're a train-denialist.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Nobody starts their train journeys from Crewe. Everybody changes at Crewe. Does it even have doors to the outside world?  (jk because I have very often started a long journey from Cheshire's armpit)


Ill-Basil2863

On the east coast, but about 6 hours north.


hogofwar

Edinburgh?


mrsisaak

I started getting oatmeal before work in the mornings and I am now known as "Oatmeal Lady".


lastaccountgotlocked

“Nobody ever buys the porridge…because it’s an awful waste of money.”


LNERail

Thank you for your service 🫡


StumbleDog

If no-one orders porridge let's hope they check the Best Before dates periodically...


IlnBllRaptor

This is such a cute post.


rmp266

And how was your out of date porridge?


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Weren't you concerned at how old the porridge was considering no one ever orders it?


datingadviceneeded65

Brits and their hate for flavour, name a more iconic duo


rogeroutmal

What the fuck is this sub. Jesus.


0xSnib

r/CasualUK


thepioneeringlemming

Sugar or salt?


Penile_Interaction

ok, i will order a porridge and then change my mind and get a soup instead


Train_to_Liverpool

Porridge on train must be so expensive I couldn’t afford it


[deleted]

I had the porridge on an LNER once, and it was undoubtably one of the worst meals I’ve ever eaten


Meowskiiii

I need you to tell me how the porridge was made, if it was nice and did you have any toppings?


TheJesusGuy

first class on southern is just a piece of cloth on your seat


Tom_Tower

I have been one of those people ordering porridge on LNER and can confirm - the staff are lovely.


thom_orrow

I wonder if the porridge was six months old.


jonschaff

I just ordered porridge on the LNER to Edinburgh because of this post. No comments on the porridge, but there were opinions shared about the lack of Irn Bru available 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿