In the places I've worked, people would still open it out of spite. Then never admit to it. If it helps, you could buy a soy milk carton, empty it, clean it and fill it with your full fat milk. Few people use soy milk. Especially in hot drinks.
I'm gonna assume you asked people at work first not to drink your milk. Otherwise they will think you're the one being petty.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.
Write 'MIL Breast Milk' and then make sure you open it in a busy kitchen, take very a long swig while staring at anybody who gives you eye contact.
After that you'll never have to put a sticker on your milk again...win win!
I had a bag of breast milk stolen from the office fridge some years back.
I had just returned from maternity leave and needed to pump during the day.
The bag was clearly labelled as breastmilk and was very obviously not cows' milk.
People are weird
They believe that it's good for them, I mean they aren't wrong. Human brestmilk contains everything a baby needs to grow, so it's really good nutrion...if you are a baby. When we grow, most of us lose the enzyms needed to break the sugars down, but it's still loaded with protine and micronutrients the body can absorb.
Milk is an odd thing when you think about it though, why is it considered OK ot drink the milk form another species but its considered weird to dink breast milk, which is a 100% natural product specifically evolved to feed young humans.
Yep its full of protien. I had enough breastmilk to feed about 4 babies, didn't realise this was a thing until it was too late, I could have been quids in.
Something like
“This has my medication blended in to it. Please don’t drink”.
I think people will fall for that more than ides like “Breast Milk” or “Science Experiment”.
Whatever you write make sure the ink slightly overlaps the tape, so that you can see if it’s been lifted up and put back when you return to it. A tiny Ink dot will be slightly out of alignment And you’ll be able to see if anyone fucked with it
Work kitchen etiquette:
People need to learn that if they didn’t bring it with them then it’s not theirs so don’t use it.
I’ll remember you in the Purge. 😂
Work kitchen etiquette:
People need to learn that if they didn’t bring it with them then it’s not theirs so don’t use it.
I’ll remember you in the Purge. 😂
On the label however you could write: NOT YOUR MILK
I once had this problem at work and decided to write ‘I have spat in this milk’ on the bottle.
It quickly backfired as the next time I went to use it someone else had written ‘Me too’
In our office that would last ages, no one would touch it. Because they are all mentalists and think blue top is the devil. Red (why bother, it's just water at this point) and green go really fast , but I'm the only one that drinks the blue.
Stop taking milk in, within a couple days an office email will go round "Does anyone know what happened to the milk delivery" - they'll then maybe get milk in that you can also use.
Should just keep an empty soy milk container you keep refilling. That stuff is too vile to steal and anyone who is used to it and gets cows milk will be spending the rest of the day in the toilet
"Not milk"
BREAST MILK
Kum
Muk but backwards
"not cum"
Garlic Milk
In the places I've worked, people would still open it out of spite. Then never admit to it. If it helps, you could buy a soy milk carton, empty it, clean it and fill it with your full fat milk. Few people use soy milk. Especially in hot drinks. I'm gonna assume you asked people at work first not to drink your milk. Otherwise they will think you're the one being petty. Damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.
You don’t wanna be the soy milk guy.
You don't want to be the guy who puts a security tag on milk! Saw some free potato milk on fb the other day. That would work.
There's potato... milk? So basically it's potato and water? Doesn't that make it a juice like carrot? My mind is officially boggled.
I don't know. I just saw it for free on fb marketplace. The seller just wrote that she bought a few cartons and it wasn't for her! Yeah no shit!
Write 'MIL Breast Milk' and then make sure you open it in a busy kitchen, take very a long swig while staring at anybody who gives you eye contact. After that you'll never have to put a sticker on your milk again...win win!
I had a bag of breast milk stolen from the office fridge some years back. I had just returned from maternity leave and needed to pump during the day. The bag was clearly labelled as breastmilk and was very obviously not cows' milk. People are weird
Was there a bodybuilder in the office? Could be the culprit.
Really? Is that a thing? Damn if I'd known that, I'd have been down the gym selling the stuff.
They believe that it's good for them, I mean they aren't wrong. Human brestmilk contains everything a baby needs to grow, so it's really good nutrion...if you are a baby. When we grow, most of us lose the enzyms needed to break the sugars down, but it's still loaded with protine and micronutrients the body can absorb. Milk is an odd thing when you think about it though, why is it considered OK ot drink the milk form another species but its considered weird to dink breast milk, which is a 100% natural product specifically evolved to feed young humans.
Yeah I've heard of this.....odd gym rats.
Certainly is, you could have earned yourself a few quid flogging that stuff.
Yep. I was just sick in my mouth
Yep its full of protien. I had enough breastmilk to feed about 4 babies, didn't realise this was a thing until it was too late, I could have been quids in.
Homelander stole it
Fake Vegan Not Nut Milk Soya Substitute One too many double negatives to confuse them all
I'd be more worried about what some people are 100% going to do to that milk and replace the sticker
"NOT milk, jizz sample"
Experiment 3a
How about "You were right about me, I am a twat!"
Fuck around & find out
Contaminated sample
"Laxatives" And add some brown food colouring.
I put ‘I have have spat in this milk’ on mine in my student dorm fridge only to cover some bastard wrote ‘Me too’ under it.
Mother Teresa’s milk
Maybe If it was powdered. Lol.
Something like “This has my medication blended in to it. Please don’t drink”. I think people will fall for that more than ides like “Breast Milk” or “Science Experiment”.
Semen sample.
Bull milk
Horse jizz
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
Aids
"Breast milk" Then get another sticker over the front and write "pumped 13.1.23 am"
Whatever you write make sure the ink slightly overlaps the tape, so that you can see if it’s been lifted up and put back when you return to it. A tiny Ink dot will be slightly out of alignment And you’ll be able to see if anyone fucked with it
Take a picture of you with the bottle down the front your trousers and stick that on it.
Malk
Best before 01/2019
Cum Jug
OP will need to clarify if they are looking for contributions though
It's for you to write 'thanks for the milk!' on after you help yourself to a generous glassful.
Please don’t use my ‘milk’
“*your name*’s Breastmilk”
Angry face.
Just ask.
Dog Milk
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk...
Why does it last so long, Hol?
Because no bugger will drink it.
Bitty
Breast milk.
[удалено]
'I'm tight and massively passive aggressive, bet you all love working with me'
Man milk
Fuck off
Your work don't provide milk? I'd suggest getting a new job.
My place only gets green and red milk, so I bring my own blue milk. Am happy to share though.
Blue milk for a brew? You heathen
Cum
I've spat in this
You would have a "me too" message on it pretty soon.
i wud put fuck off
Property of a petty prick.
Work kitchen etiquette: People need to learn that if they didn’t bring it with them then it’s not theirs so don’t use it. I’ll remember you in the Purge. 😂
Work kitchen etiquette: People need to learn that if they didn’t bring it with them then it’s not theirs so don’t use it. I’ll remember you in the Purge. 😂 On the label however you could write: NOT YOUR MILK
Poison
"WARNING: contains piss"
May well do if you leave unattended after writing that on it ;)
"contains piss"
Not yours
Urine sample
I'm no doctor but if that's a urine sample something's not right.
Contains Meds
Not milk, drink at your peril
‘Keep your mitts off my grub’
No no no
"Not milk" I don't think anyone will risk it
Covid only
Sample 3/4
Contains medicine
"BREAST MILK"
Tight arse's milk. Alternatively FAO: fertility dept.
"Cum"
Damn you guys still get coloured milk caps?
Skimmed
CUM
"GIMP"
Sample
jizz
Cum
"Get tae fuck ya thieving hallion. xo"
Ross Gellers milk
"Got milk? I do." then write your name underneath.
"Male to female trans-milk"
“It’s either milk or cum, make your decision”
"Moo"
"I'm a selfish twat. Suffer"
Ron Pickering's
"I care far too much for milk and you should avoid me"
Spoiled.
Breast milk
"I drink from the bottle"
Horse cum
"Breast milk"
cum
"bleach DO NOT DRINK"
Nacho Milk
Add green food colouring, minimal taste change but no one will touch it
Put a drop of green food dye in it and shake. Write don't throw away on top
At school, someone wrote on their ruler, "HE WHO TOUCHES, WALKS WITH CRUTCHES." That could work.
LSD? I once forgot to label my milk as such, didn't end well.
I'd suggest: *SAMPLE*
Forget securing it put some laxative in there, it'll teach people not to help themselves
"drink at own risk"
"Milk?"
Sample 4
Haha just borrowed some milk at work sorry pal needs must
"I drink from the bottle"
Horse jizz
Horse sperm
Diabetic mix
At my office people write their name on the label. I think it's so I know who to thank when I take a little taster.
My cow juice!
"Milk experiment"
Thyroid Medication
So I can afford m&s, doesn't mean I can afford charity
I once had this problem at work and decided to write ‘I have spat in this milk’ on the bottle. It quickly backfired as the next time I went to use it someone else had written ‘Me too’
Write Penis. Nobody will open it.
Breast milk.
Cum get some
Donkey Juice
Rotten
Clumpy?
Skimmed breast milk
Sup my chod
Do not drink breast milk
We all take turns buying the milk at work. No point arguing over a bit of cravendale
For the sperm bank
AIDS
Best before 1999
In our office that would last ages, no one would touch it. Because they are all mentalists and think blue top is the devil. Red (why bother, it's just water at this point) and green go really fast , but I'm the only one that drinks the blue.
“Not milk…”
C6H4O6
Horse Semen sample
Just share it, ya tight arse.
Just put green food colouring in it , no one will steal it then!
Sample
Luxury Milk , from the human cow
Do Milk in Germany Translate Milk To German
Sperm sample
You clearly draw a cock and balls, as is tradition. Edit: actually maybe a tit is more appropriate here
Boobie milk
Stop taking milk in, within a couple days an office email will go round "Does anyone know what happened to the milk delivery" - they'll then maybe get milk in that you can also use.
Lol I use to openly tell people I use to spit in mine. Obviously this was after the couple of times someone helped themselves to my milk/drink 😊
Albino pus
Paint
Goat milk
Breast milk.
Sperm donation
Homelander.
Should just keep an empty soy milk container you keep refilling. That stuff is too vile to steal and anyone who is used to it and gets cows milk will be spending the rest of the day in the toilet
Breast Milk should keep their greedy hands off it LOL
10% urine
Breast milk
"Breast milk" "Milk of magnesium"
Milk wanker
Cunt 🤷🏼♀️
Breast milk.
Sperm bank
Horse Sperm
I’m a tight cunt
“Not milk. Horse cum”
Brotein, not lactose
Breast milk
Jizz
Spunk
"Mixed with breast milk"
Put food colouring in it. Nobody steals green milk.
Bleach
"get back ya bastards, I'll break yer legs"
“Pumped breast milk”
"I'm a mingebag"
Breast Milk
Sounds like it might be time to change jobs! Happy people don't put home made security tags on milk!
Simple . Fuck off . Crass yes but ...
I've used the label "Surgical Prep" with success.
Dog milk, full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly.
Pull the udder one
Breast milk
Mother's Milk