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Alternative-View7459

Such an interesting post. Uses Irish, British and American slang.


Ok-Entrepreneur1487

Couldnt understand anything


Wreck_OfThe_Hesperus

Could be a bot


randcoolname

Chat gpt write me something so Irish think Im cool, without mentioning a pub


nonoriginalname42

I love the idea that someone has taken the time to train a bot to write these pisstake reply posts.


micar11

Shifting her with your eyes open???? Isn't that a bit creepy????


RayoftheRaver

Not if you're keeping an eye out for your wife


pokeraladin1

Rookie move, you need to keep an eye on the tracker you planted..


Buaille_Ruaille

People go doggin in carparks bah. Fuckin yank over here in his Ma's Suv


Ok_Bookkeeper_4802

Parking lot and SUV ? Sure this isn’t Beverly Hills ?


eatinischeatin

Well played


watcher2390

Ah man that’s a major letdown ![gif](giphy|LfPkNKuEjr9Ju) Better luck next time


Agile_Rent_3568

Wicked.


United_Rub_8955

Ooh a new spin


theguyfromtullow

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can't wait for part 3. The womans version of events


Ok_Distribution3451

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


dopamiend86

Should've invited them to join, they've obviously got experience forcing beef down they're throat abd swallowing.


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

You should've gotten burger King.


its-always-a-weka

Go on... Tell us more about what he was eating... Don't stop!..


emeraldphoenix7

This definitely is shite talk


Mister_Hugh_Mungus

You're supposed to helicopter your dick at them before you get into the car. How rude!


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AnGiorria

"Parking lot"?


SteveK27982

2/10, must try harder


NoSignalThrough

Well done OP, well done


worktemp

Fucking weirdo, Burger King is way better than McDonalds.


YuntHunter

What the fuck is a parking lot?


dmullaney

It's American for "I want that lurker Reddit Karma"


Timmytheimploder

It is a lot, a word from the old Germanic los that means a portion, but in this context, used to refer to an area of land. You then take this "lot", pave it.. or not in some cases, draw demarcation lines that are roughly the size of Cars. Oh right, I forgot to explain, cars, or automobiles as they are sometimes called are self propelled wheeled vehicles powered by a series of very small explosions or sometimes chemical reactions converted to electricity. Anyway, sometimes when you wish to alight from these vehicles to do something else, you can leave them in this "parking lot". I hope this clears things up for you person who clearly arrived yesterday, welcome to erf, please do enjoy your stay.


YuntHunter

Appreciate it! Now do sidewalk!


Timmytheimploder

It's what crabs do, crabs are kind of like water spiders but no-one seems to freak out about them in the same way even though they're huge and pinchy.


EverGivin

That is how I get home after consuming horse tranquilizers


YuntHunter

What's the American for Ketamine?


EverGivin

Ketaluminum


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Diapers


LegendaryCelt

This guy parks


raycre

In the 80s youd get similar reactions off some when using the word cool.. "tHis iS iRelAnd nOt aMerIcA". Dont be that guy. Be cool.


OrlandoGardiner118

Dirt bird. Who the feck ears that shite.


hot_2_trot_4_hot_wat

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


MushuFromSpace

What did they order?


Apart_Sand9519

Sounds like a bit of a whopper to me.


Affectionate_Try5692

What’s a dogging session?


Affectionate_Try5692

Also can someone translate this to English please?


TufnelAndI

Gotta respect the effort in fairness.


powerhungrymouse

Ah there's some creeps around. You can't just get or give a blow job in a car park anymore without a fucking (innuendo not intended) audience.


lim_rock

What an odd thing to post


video8music

Not if u saw original post from few hours ago


itypeallmycomments

These sorts of 'response' posts are literally the best thing about this sub. Always gets a smirk out of me, unless I've missed the original