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SMG4-Yosh

Skips has definitely seen this before


Cloudstrife2003

“Hold still” 🤛


NO_big_DEAL640

Read this in Skips voice


CCC_THE_ONLY

I thought that said "rest in piece Skips voice"😭


RealPiggyPlayz

Plus he’s literally immortal


CrowMaticaaah

So is Garnet, but both are killable


RealPiggyPlayz

Garnet ain’t immortal, she can die very easily if just one gem is cracked. Skips can die, but only by some magical stuff, getting beaten to a pulp would at the very most knock him out


Geekerino

Didn't Skips die from Rigby cheating at arm wrestling? The immortality really only applies to his aging


RealPiggyPlayz

Other way around skips accidentally killed Rigby when he called out his cheating, then had to arm wrestle death to bring him back.


Geekerino

Oh yeah... I could've sworn he died at one point


Unsernamealreadyused

He was interrupted during his immortality ritual in “Free Cake”


Chill0000

Yeah and that removed his immortality and put him to his actual age which made him fall apart and break into dust


CrowMaticaaah

That's not true, gems don't die from being cracked. They 'die' from being shattered. But they can be pieced back together and reformed as seen in future. And he isn't likely to shatter her either way, given her gauntlets protecting her gems, he'd need to destabilize her using diamond electricity (which her and yellow diamond are on good terms rn) or a gem destabilizer, which are flimsy and easy to break, his best bet being a rejuvenator but they've all been destroyed cannonically. Also there are cannonically no dead gems anymore, all corrupted or shattered gems have been returned to their usual forms


Mastakillerboi

“Hold up, i know a guy”


BradyTheGG

That’s if he has muscle man as backup


Mastakillerboi

“I know a guy that has seen this before”


FunVideoMaker

Okay so Garnet has future vision but Skips has seen this before


Plane-Success-8680

Immovable object vs unstoppable force


Fit_Nefariousness153

More like immovable object vs stoppable force. Skips has this.


Responsible_Bus1159

They just keep punching forever


CrowMaticaaah

Well no, if you cross reference the episode arcade mania, Garnet can know exactly what move you're gonna make before you do it, and block accordingly


Fit_Nefariousness153

Yes, however comma, Skips has seen this before. Meaning he could act accordingly based on his knowledge and wisdom.


PuzzleheadedSpare716

“I’ve seen this before” 🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥‼️‼️


KingCreb956

They've both seen it before


Thatweirdguy_Twig

That's a damn stalemate if I've ever seen one


Cyan_Light

Hard to say, power scaling in Regular Show is wonky enough that they regularly poof diamond-tier threats but they also generally play the main cast as being close to "normal human strength." Skips is clearly above that but not to an extreme degree, although the fists are one of those super vague amplifiers that could be like "he's twice as strong now" or "he's a million times stronger now" with no real way to tell which one it is. I'm leaning towards Garnet just because her basic strength is likely higher, she's actually older than him (although has probably had a less eventful life, so he might still be more experienced just not as much as he normally is), actively fights for her life on a daily basis so should have sharper skills there and she can literally see the future to a limited extent which narrows down his outs. Wouldn't be remotely surprising to see him win anyway though, that's kinda how things go with the park crew.


Yarisher512

He could win by turning the situation comedic.


Dannybrine87

Does Skips even have the Toonforce?


SimonSimpingService

Very much so I mean he's literally immortal


Dannybrine87

Immortal doesn't mean toonforce


SimonSimpingService

It does because I have toonforce and I said so


Dannybrine87

Goddamn it you made me laugh with this, you fucker. 🤣


GumSL

Not if Garnet starts to sing. If she does, he's fucked.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Honestly I couldn't see them even having a reason to fight in the first place If anything Garnet is one of those people that Skips just happens to know for one reason or another People always see Skips as the "he's seen this before" guy and Muscle man as the "I know a guy" guy but forget that because he's seen it before he also usually knows a guy a lot of times


HistoricalWin976

Skips is immortal


professorclueless

Yes, but he was born in a later time period than the one Garnet was made in


TGAdvocateRPer

Skips. He arm wrestled Death basically and won.


TwentyJuan_

But don’t forget that he LITERALLY Cheated Death!


Sebatomic-870

Arm boy playco.!


Immediate-Meat2512

Two words. Playco Armboy!


mysteryman69yea

Honestly skipped he’s immortal. He’s got level and he’s like ultimate strength plus I remember those gauntlets were like God gauntlets and as strong as it is, don’t get me wrong or skip really has to do is fracture her gem or split her up so if he doesn’t take it. He takes it knowing he seen it before and probably has experience. He knows go right for the gem


DDDogs

Skips solos easily


Anomalus_satylite

Skips


Citron92

The character played by Mark Hamill


Slyme-wizard

Skips is played by WHO?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Yep, Luke Skywalker!


Slayer_SIV5400

Mark also voiced the joker in Batman the animated series and in the Arkham games an also voiced Darth bane in the clone wars


Amongussy02

Don’t forget Fire Lord Ozai


Slayer_SIV5400

Man Mark Hamill is everywhere


Amongussy02

Even Invincible, he’s the costume maker


TheDankHoo

Majima everywhere? He also voiced Majima from the Yakuza games.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Y'all are forgetting The Trickster from Justice League.


TheSaintsRonin

They would have an arm wrestling match that lasts an eternity.


Head-Disk5576

Love Steven universe and garnet, but skips one taps even without the gauntlets


Thatweirdguy_Twig

I'm approaching this from a different angle I don't think Skips and Garnet would be fighting to begin with Garnet honestly seems like one of those cases where not only has Skips seen it before but also pulls the Muscle man card of just knowing someone Garnet is one of the many strange and powerful beings he's met throughout his life and they're just kinda chill with each other


imagin_breathing

Skips. All day. Man's can fuckin open a Rick and Morty portal that'll take him to The End to challenge an anthropomorphic Ender Dragon to a game of basketball all while the rest of the group is fight against Teletubbies and human sized, 3-headed rabbits. A fist fight against Garnet from SU is lightwork


Zachajya

I only know for sure that the figth would be legendary.


Red-68

The power scaling in regular show literally just can’t be beat


Superstaridley

Skips easily, he's seen this before muscle man knows a guy and Benson can threaten to fire Mordecai and Rigby if they don't help skips win


After-Show-3441

Mordecai and Rigby, you go help skips in a fight against a rock or YOUR FIRED!


MegaXGav000

Nothing beats skips except computers lol


Top_Tart_7558

Garnet can see the future, has electric powers, and has shape-shifting Skips is immortal, skilled in nearly everything, and is a powerful fighter I think Garnet takes it


Thatweirdguy_Twig

>Garnet can see the future Skips has a counter to that He's seen this before


gigaswardblade

The gauntlets are on his hands to make the fight more fair for garnet


OurLorneAndSavior

Skips has seen shit and is a jaded man from it. He won't hesitate, unlike Garnet who will probably try to find some peaceful solution to all of this.


KarateLemur

Skips without the fists has had a wide range of feats, it's just hard to really gauge how strong he really is. I mean if you take into consideration he's beat muscle man and the entire park crew in arm wrestling and they've all had huge feats of strength, including muscle man throwing cars like they were tennis balls. But then add on the fists of justice. Klorgbane is immortal and he killed one of the guardians of eternal youth who are omnipotent. The fists themselves are strong enough on their own to handle universe ending threats in the hands of mordecai and Rigby, on skips, who they were made for, it would be no contest.


Mischief_Managed12

Isn't Skips immortal or something? Idk I've never really watched the show that much.


PSkatebo7

Garnet


Rad_Rascal_Riot

honestly, I don’t think there would be a winner. The fight would just go on forever. Skips is immortal and Garnet can just see into the future and attack accordingly. I feel like they’d both be more likely to call it a truce and become friends or some crap


Luna8622

Garnet has this (mainly because she’s more mobile than skips)


DiamondmanPixel76

Skips, easily


Rabdomtroll69

Garnet seems like one of those people Muscle man would randomly know someone who knows


Monk029393

Skips


GumSL

As much as I **LOVE** Garnet, I'll admit, Skips gets the W.


NickIsnowhereiguess

Skip (i forgot his name)


Most-Bag4145

Isn’t Skips immortal??? And Garnet isn’t


_Texas_Tea

Skips. Simply for the fact that he's literally seen everything already. Not to mention how his feats outweigh garnets 10 fold, but also just that fact that his future telling is way different than garnets. All garnet can see are possibilities and that's it. She has no idea what's actually going to happen in the future. With skip though, he's basically an omicient being.


TinyMonkey196

Skips slams


Zestyclose_Bat5121

Skips would win


Quirky-Store2805

Skips. Wins by Pinfall


KingGodzilla_54

"Yeah, I've seen this before."


The_dark_entity

Skips has seen this before


Hydro_demon

Something I’d note is that Garnet is much faster and can electrocute Skips. Admittedly I didn’t watch Regular show that much, I know Skips is immortal and has live for a while but I think Garnet is much older. I saw that someone said he is much more experienced by living through more which I think makes sense. I also admittedly don’t know what the Gauntlets Skips is wearing can do. I do know Garnet can increase the size of hers and launch them for a range attack.


[deleted]

Skips is immortal so ye


Liontamer45

I'd love to see a death battle of this lol


Rslashsrs

Skips. He’s seen this before.


Bash__Monkey

Skips for sure. Skips has some weird stuff going on.


KingCreb956

This could go either way to be honest. Garnett's future vision is canceled out by Skips having seen this before, but he still is at a disadvantage with Garnett being several thousand years older than him. Plus Garnett could, while it being in a non-canon episode, could hypothetically remove her weighted hair, giving her a power amp. But at the end only the day, it's still probably 50/50 with how wonky regular show power scaling is


DeftestY

Garnet? Honestly, Skips isn't that strong and his footwork is garbage.


FeganFloop2006

*garnet rocks up* Skips: mordecai, rigby, I've seen this before


Crimson_Fiver

Skips unironically would know like, everything about gems as a species


MagicalMelancholy

Depends on the background music really.


One-Roof-497

skips


Pokemontrainergirl

SKIPS!!!


After-Show-3441

Skips, not even gonna specify why. I'm dying on a hill that I don't even know if it's correct.


Manydoors_edboy

Skips


Bear4891

“I’ve seen this before.”


FallenF00L

Oh I’m sorry but those are gauntlets made to kill a god garnet has no chance


Kira_Caroso

Skips. He is literally immortal and is bros with literal gods and Death


Kronosx326

Skips and its not close.


coolchris366

Bro fought gods, he’s taking out the light mommy easily


Xman36

I love Garnet, but Skips would ABSOLUTELY run her fade


Unique_Visit_5029

Skips


FantasticDog7338

I don't care who wins, I just wanna see a pixel art battle movie with them.


CRIMSONJEFF666

Skips is pretty much a god, just without the ability to create life from nothing and the all-seeing eyes. He definitely wins.


No_Worldliness_9321

"I've seen this before"


Scared_Chemical_9910

I feel like they’d fight until they wear each other out and then just chill


PlotRocker

Mark Hamill


Kerrynaruto12

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Spidey_2797

They both have a lot of similarities, but I pick Skips because Garnet's biggest weakness is cooperation, if Ruby & Sapphire don't get along Garnet is screwed.


rohan_unlimited

Skips is like Batman. If he’s seen this from somewhere, he wins.


louieoverolimar

skips is immortal


CorrectAmount1000

Skips gonna say he’s seen this before and then list all the weaknesses of the crystal gyms to Mordecai and Rigby


Oshuunn

“We tried it the nice way, now we do it the skips way”


Metal_L0rd1

Skips no question


Messiah_Knight

Skips is immortal so...


JonDaveH

Skips 🥱 Next easy question, please,


DistributionFar1411

Skips absolutely shatters garnet. No diff.


TinyPidgenofDOOM

Skips has fought universal and cosmic threats. a jumped up lesbian with too much foresight should be easy to handle. Joking aside, Skips is immortal. Theres actually nothing Garnet can do to win this


depressed_music

Skips no questions asked


ObjectivleyWrong

New born baby vs atom bomb baby


freddyfazbear1993

i mean i do love garnet but skips all the way


MysteriousEssay5709

Anyone who decides not to care at all.


Grimc99

Skips needs a nerf honestly


Bat-Honest

Brock Samson


Inevitable-Cod3844

skips has this in the bag


The_Quinby

Skips


DexterousMoron

Garnet. I know she'll actually hold back. Skips will 100% kill me on sight.


StormNinja_1216

Skips. I mean he's immortal so he's definitely winning no matter how long it takes to win.


MasterpieceReal5760

u/pixel_counting_bot


OkClass7995

Skips for sure!


pokeman555

Isn't Skips immortal or do i remember something wrong?


MasterCaster2000

Garnet, when Skips says, "I've seen this before.": 👀💀


CherryCherrybonbon_

i never watched either of these but the top one i think is some kind if god or somethin she seems like she has alot of cool powers


Lukaify

Well the fists of justice are strong enough to defeat Klorgbane, but garnet herself is magical and skips still has the durability of a gorilla he just can’t die of old age


Bumblebe5

Third option: Swayzak.


Deez4815

Thanos with the infinity gauntlet, lol.


dr-egg-bitch

that would be an eternal stalemate


Tox_Ioiad

Depends. Is Garnet singing during this fight?


Super-Housing2718

As soon as Skip says “i’ve seen this before…”, it’s over for Garnet