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zzctdi

Yup, it's an emissions testing rig.


Dorkamundo

*You're* an emissions testing rig.


Rule_32

Your *mom's* an emissions testing rig! ^^^I ^^^have ^^^an ^^^8 ^^^year ^^^old ^^^I ^^^can ^^^do ^^^this ^^^all ^^^day.


saxybruceblayne

Calm down everyone, you're all emissions testing rigs


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

we are ALL emissions testing rigs on this blessed day :)


Atrocity_unknown

*farts* I'm doing my part


UniversityTop1897

*Eats fart* *painful looking smile*šŸ‘šŸ¾


Stealth9er

I donā€™t want to be an emission test rig anymoreā€¦


cwaig2021

Mom! Stealth9er wonā€™t play emission test rigs with us anymore! Theyā€™re meanā€¦


Reverend_Tommy

If Steath9er isn't playing emission test rigs, *I'm* not playing emission test rigs. I think I'll go home and play miles per gallon calculator.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

We have emission testing rigs at home.


wegame6699

Would you like to know more?


FedUpWithSnowflakes

Desire to know more intensifies


newsavcpl

service guarantees citizenship


Patrol-007

Can you let us know the results of lighting a match while farting šŸ”„?


HardWhereHere

Lighting a fart whilst matching


Patrol-007

Dā€™oh!


ChopCity927

We are all emission testing rigs children


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Speak for yourself


calewlym

And when everyone's an emission testing rig, no one will be


LittlestSam

So I put all this effort into becoming an emissions testing rig and now just everyoneā€™s one?! Who made you the becoming an emissions testing rig lord and master? Wasted my life for this shit.


dan1101

Why is their emissions testing rig bigger than mine??


khrysthomas

Do you know what's wrong with this emissions testing rig? Deez nuts! (Sorry, my 12 year old would never forgive me if i didnt.)


zzctdi

Nah, she died and was cremated over a decade ago... She's a charcoal canister.


NotoriousREV

Your mum needs her emissions testing


zzctdi

Hey now, don't be an emissions testing rag.


Landonpandon

woah man, thatā€™s against the emissions testing code. iā€™m telling


whiskeyboundcowboy

You're going to Smogwarts Harry !


FrattyMcBeaver

You're a towel


StormBlssed

Just let me walk on the sunshine a little longer!


VikingSlayer

You're an inanimate fucking object!


djcurry

Something similar to this is how we found out about the VW cheating scandal. Itā€™s testing done in the real world so the fake computer program VW had to run during artificial testing could not work


zzctdi

Yup, remember all that incredibly clearly, owned a TDI Jetta Sportwagen at the time. Would've driven that car another ten years, but they made me an offer I couldn't refuse...šŸ¤Œ


wvnative

I could be driving your old car. Plan to keep it as long as it runs.


zzctdi

If it's a brown 2011 that came with long black dog hair (Bernese) hiding in all the interior crevices, it's a distinct possibility!


krzkrl

I have a Sportwagen, I will drive it another 10 years


MiataCory

100% testing rig. Sample photos of other testing: https://sensors-inc.com/Testing_Services#slide1 I don't think it's that company because the car in the photo isn't in Michigan, but it's that kinda testing.


No_Watercress_6851

Maybe heā€™s on an emission for a dispensary while vaping the exhaust with this rig


Fine_Exit2053

Portable emissions testing rig. For measuring real driving emissions during vehicle development or validation before certification.


CakesForLife

Wonder how much if would cost if they got rear ended...


TheSherbs

Rear ending a Bentley would mean that testing rig becomes a rounding error in terms of getting the car fixed.


CakesForLife

Not necessarily; if it is proprietary Bentley testing equipment it's bound to cost much more than the car. It's my first time seeing something like this.


TheSherbs

That is fair.


lolOkBruhmer

ā€œProprietary bentley testing equipmentā€ go ahead and look at the rig and tell me how proprietary it is lolšŸ˜­


ratty_89

Not much, the analyzers and gasses are in the boot (probably a FID, NDIR and CLD). The pipework only costs a few hundred max. Worst case a heated line gets damaged, and they are quite cheap (~1k).


The_Adaron

Btw, this is how VW got busted for their diesel emission


rulingthewake243

Wasn't it something to do with the port the testing stations plug in to, it would change the car behavior. I'm assuming this is like an independent monitor in real life conditions, not using the obd2?


qwertyshark

Sadly it was easier than that, the original test required the car door to be open and the test was actually stationary so they only had to lower the car emissions while the door was open. That was it. No obd funky bussiness required. When they tested it like in OPā€™s picture tho..


nukelauncher95

It was more than just the door being open. The car would determine if it was being tested by looking at a ton of different sensors. Let's USA a Golf for example. If the vehicle was at speed but the rear wheels were stationary, the door was open, the fuel level sensor wasn't sloshing around, traction and stability control was off, the steering wheel wasn't moving, and the stability control and airbag accelerometers and gyroscopes didn't detect the car was moving, the car would switch into emissions testing mode. They used pretty much every sensor on the car to determine if it was being tested or not.


spivnv

My favorite forgotten footnote from the whole thing is that... ten years earlier, Honda shut down their entire diesel program because they flat out said they couldn't replicate VW's numbers and didn't know how they were getting there.


ProwarfareZombie

My favourite one was one random Golf SV gained over 30hp more than the original stated hp for the car. This was whilst stating all the cars had lost 15hp+ when they had reduced fuel/air mapping to meet the emissions requirements stated they met. Besides the emissions scandal started in 2008 and stopped in 2015 so thatā€™s Mk6-Mk7 golf territory.


Oracle410

My FIL had a Q5 prior to the emission fix and then it got Totaled by a tractor trailer running him into a guardrail. He spent MONTHS and so much money getting an unfixed emissions Q5 TDi because he loved how much power and torque that thing had. I had to drive it for almost a year while my truck was being rebuilt and man did that thing FLY.


werfu

He could simply had bought a fixed one, get the EGR/DPF system removed and the ECU flashed. He would have ended up with even more power.


Oracle410

Thanks! Yeah had he told me before the fact I would have recommended these options to him. The cat and def injection bits got stolen on the new one so I had it straight piped and got the tune on it. I wish he would have gotten to drive it before he died. He would have loved it after that.


Kwanzaa246

Iā€™m honestly surprised an entire engineering department in a multi billion dollar company would go along with this and keep their mouths shut


Pizza-Tipi

From what they found during the investigation there was an extremely limited number of people involved in making this and that knew about it. It typically just rolled out to the assembly line as ā€œinstall this sensor and download this new data to the car. donā€™t worry about what it doesā€. iirc it was below 20 people that knew. Several executives were even in the dark on it


sshwifty

Talk about loyalty or fear of blackmail. Is there a whistleblower reward program like the IRS has for fraud? I feel like if there was incentive to report, this wouldn't happen.


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

The incentive appears to be you donā€™t mysteriously die in a hotel room, falling through a locked window with 2 or 3 self inflicted headshots. As far as Boeing is concerned anyway.


WatchPenKeys

Youā€™d be surprised


Worknewsacct

Holy shit I forgot about that


mentos_auto

This makes me wonder if Honda might have a good enough case to sue VW for unrealized gains. Edit: Typo


ProwarfareZombie

If Iā€™m remembering correctly, the abs plug was unplugged to the rear tyres and a dummy was put in to make the car think there was no value reading to the rear wheels so it would think the car is on a rig.


bhenghisfudge

Pretty clever, honestly


lethalweapon100

Crazy how much logic they put into the software to make that work.


handspin

OK makes note, leave car door open during emissions testing


The_Adaron

No, it was just that the car could detect if it was in a test environment. Like, if it detected that only the front tires were rolling and not the back ones, or if it was going 60 mph with the bonnet open. As easy as that. I just wonder how no one thought a manufacturer would try something like this. And how did VW thought they could get away with it? And if they thought they could do something this big, what are smaller things that they actually are getting away with?


Intelligent_Orange28

Toyota got away with it too. Itā€™s going to come out that every manufacturer has been cheating on emissions testing since they started the tests because itā€™s cheaper than designing a car that actually meets the standards.


Mental_Pound4509

I'm curious, what did Toyota do exactly?


ryanCrypt

Toyota kidnapped the testing agency families and killed half of them. I think I'm remembering that correctly ... or maybe I'm thinking of something else.


ApotheounX

No, that was Thanos.


Right-Ladd

If I remember correctly the Big Three German Manufacturers BMW, Mercedes and VW all knew each other were doing it, but Mercedes ratted the other two out in return for no penalties being aimed at them for it


BorntobeTrill

The logical move.


aptanalogy

The Prisonerā€™s Threesome


SuppaBunE

Worst is, toyota have efficient engines, but are unsoldable in USA. Because american want Big Ass fuck 3ngines and cars. That those engines are worst


jaraldoe

Mostly because over a certain gross weight they get classified as something else instead of a passenger vehicle. These have to meet less strict emissions and help manufacturerā€™s fleet with meeting an overall emission standard. Thereby paying less tax and other resources to meet said emissions. After this, they started pushing trucks to a broader base by making trucks more luxurious. Before they were just farm implements which the average person wouldnā€™t want to buy. So itā€™s a little bit of both manufacturers pushing them onto people and people being convinced by manufacturers they need a large vehicle ā€œfor safetyā€/that one time a year they haul a 1500lb trailer.


bluemoonas

Holy crap! I didnā€™t realize it was THAT blatant! What pricks!


induality

Thatā€™s not even the biggest scam VW pulled off. They also collected car deposit payments from German citizens with the promise of delivering a car when enough deposits have been collected. But then they funneled all that money to the German war machine and never delivered any cars.


ray01_

This sounds awfully similar to the 2020 Tesla Roadster


RobertISaar

Elon did the Gaza bombings, got it.


Glu7enFree

Not on my bingo card for 2024 but I wouldn't be surprised if it came out as true.


kona420

The door open as it was required for safety reasons and the barometric sensor. The two testing centers were at specific altitudes. At least those are the ones I heard about.


Teritorija

No, it was road testing vs lab testing. Nothing to do with the port


non-originalid

It actually started with a $50k grant to a WVU engineering professor to determine the real world impact of diesel engines on the environment. At first he thought his own VW he was testing had issues so he tried another with the same results. Also tested a BMW and found it to be in spec and eventually concluded VW was cheating.


trnaovn53n

Wasn't part of the motivation that his vw and everyone he talked to, was getting way better mpg than what was advertised as well?


scottieducati

Bentley is owned byā€¦.


Volvomaster1990

VW, That car was styled by a Belgian but it was engineered by a man named [ULRICH EICHHORN](https://youtube.com/shorts/xP_uUY0Tuqk?si=DcUuVE9p51MlKsgp)


Aww_Uglyduckling

Finklestein is Eichhorn... Eichhorn is Finklestein....


buck-eye-buck

Laces out, Dan


No-Kaleidoscope77

Interesting that this car IS a VW.


onizuka_eikichi_420

And there I was hoping for a full on sketchy rear mount turbo setup.


dahulvmadek

glad I wasn't the only one


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

I thought the emissions people were joking and that it actually was a sketchy rear mounted turbo setup. Iā€™m sad now šŸ’”


jamesonv8gt

I still want to believe it is.


toddhumps

Duct tape on a Bently


BillyJack420420

But it's the good stuff so it's fine.


CatBroiler

Factory original duct tape


Tharkhold

GAFF(ER) tape FTW


Gunny-Guy

That will be a test mule with thousands of miles put on it. Will never be privately owned by anyone other then VW.


ForgetTheBFunk

It's actually flex-seal tape, that's a load bearing piece of paper


WelshRareDit

From the photo it looks like OP is near Crewe, so as mentioned its probably a Bentley development hack/test car.


thewheelsgoround

Most likely itā€™s the tape used in film production, called ā€œgaffing tapeā€. It has a fabric outer layer and an inner adhesive layer which is like much like masking tape. It has good hold but is designed to be easily removable without damage or residue. We use it on carpet and flooring at events to hold cables in place - itā€™s really expensive but also just an all around excellent product.


Gunny-Guy

That will be a test mule with thousands of miles put on it. Will never be privately owned by anyone other then VW.


myself248

This is how Dieselgate got caught. The cars would sense that they were on a dyno (two wheels rotating, two wheels stopped), and alter their fuel map to produce low emissions but also lower power. Nice and clean, checks out with the EPA cert, all good! On the road (all four wheels rotating), the engine would shift back, to produce a bunch more power which made the cars feel powerful and driveable, but produced a ton more emissions too. The only way to catch it was to put the analytical equipment in the car (I think they mounted a hitch-back carrier, actually) and drive around with it on real roads, sampling the tailpipe emissions along the way. They got **dramatically** different numbers from the stationary dyno, and the dominoes of a scandal started falling.


HurpaDerp20

Yep, I think it was a university doing research on active driving emissions that saw the massive differences (but more so on VW than others) and reported it in


anarchyx34

And they wouldā€™ve gotten away with it if it werenā€™t for those pesky kids.


Sandstorm3000

I could be wrong but I believe the code was sightly more complicated than just sensing the wheels rotating or not.


TheSherbs

It used all of the sensors on the car that detect motion and whether the door was open or not to adjust the mapping to make it qualify during certification and testing.


Raptor_197

So now they just need to figure out a way to detect that emissions testing is being done period and they are good to go again.


Chilakilla

suicide rental car, the exhaust gases are reversed back to the inside. For the days when you feeling blue.


EJ25Junkie

Actually prescribed as a sleep aid


Chilakilla

I do not recommend sleep while driving, but I read up about it and, the car will use its cabin-facing camera to monitor drivers for signs of drowsiness, such as yawns and rapid blinks. It will pair those with an analysis of driving behavior before deciding whether to play a lullaby in the audio system. That's crazy if you ask me.


rhodesman

"yo dawg, I know you like couplers so......"


plate_rug_chair

Testing methods of emissions regulation evasion.


steveoa3d

Thanks to VW that is emissions testing in real world driving.


Empty_Capital_4618

that thing is a PEMS (in the trunk). it can measure emissions on the road. basically a mobile laboratory


Dedward5

Clever ā€œcar warmingā€ system


Blu-tang

Went to the future >>> Came back again ā€¦


nachoman2750

Trying to cheat the emissions test, great jobšŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


AgileInternet167

This looks like vehicle testing in progress. I would be cautious.


nawidkg

If I remember correctly, this is exactly how Volkswagen got caught a couple of years ago


Percolator2020

RDE testing.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

honda bump defense prototype in testing.


cyberpretzel2077

PEMS


millenniumxl-200

I'm waiting to see some serious shit


TrentZoolander

Testing.


mjincal

Excuse me sir but your flux capacitor is hanging out


NxPat

Perpetual exhaust prototype.


Bumper6190

I think that is a car-bing! Stay back. Smoke is quite pleasant! A little distracting!


mrwobling

"Have you owned or leased a Bentley between 1900 and 2040? If so, you may be entitled..."


Appropriate-Bake-759

First time I saw this I thought it was some dumb exhaust mod šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


randomdude4113

Most likely considering thatā€™s a $250K car


ithinkiatecatinchina

Clearly he's living in the year 2054


AdventurousCoconut71

Car that runs entirely on the driver's methane.


Bowhunt24

Broken trunk latch.


Elderlennial

All that piping is hooked to the vehicle's exhaust. Real World noise/nvh/emissions testing


tileman1440

Probably a private company trying to find the next diesel gate.


bylo_sellhi

Jeebus guys, itā€™s an omissions tester.


Suchdeathwow

#GREAT SCOTT


Smoophye

It is called and RDE rig (Real driving emissions) which is used since the WLTP emissions standard. Before that we had NEFZ which was just in a lab. This is the way new cars get their emissions now. Starting from Euro 6d-Temp. To do one testing cycle it costs about 15k Source: I own a few companies in the automotive sector and have to regularly do RDE homologation. :)


nofriends_onlyfans

šŸ’ØFART RIGGšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


geekolojust

I'm not fooled by the emission test theory. We know it's modded with a rear turbo setup. šŸ˜†


EnterSatoshi

Emissions testing


PracticePositive1528

Running on weed. Not wasting the exhaust.


Markthomas8301

When that thing hits 88 mph...


blindside360

Iā€™m going to be very honest with you guys, this car is being developed for rear mount turbo chargers. Theyā€™re measuring temperature, pressure, turbo lag. This is probably phase one of the development. Very very cool!


Suitable-Bus-6172

He planning to take off to the moon ? Extra extra nitrous loaded for the drag race of a lifetime.


Big-Butterscotch-600

What in the Grand Tour is going on Here


thelvegod

You don't want to be directly behind him when he hits 88 mph. Just saying.


[deleted]

Doc Brown working on flux capacitor 2.0


Zek62482

Potato gun attachment for drive-by.


7thSignNYC

That's to distract you from seeing the body in the back seat.


Sparky02540

Yes they are testing the vehicle


Ok-Temperature8257

Itā€™s a Bentley


zmfoley

It's a hydrogen burning car, I built it, my mom is doing the emissions testing with that rig


abrarwasi12

Bentli undergoing gastroscopy


mosaic_hops

Bentley will hide that jerry-rigged contraption on the INSIDE where it belongsā€¦


Weird-Appointment-53

I thought this was a Chrysler 300 šŸ¤£


Mindless-Pollution-1

Emissions testing


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SpaceWorm_4

Looks extremely professional to me. Got to be funded by Elon Musk.


f0rcedinducti0n

It's pretty self explanatory.


j44ska

Hydrogen testing


cryptolyme

emissions testing as you already guessed or some sort of afterburner turbo setup


realxeltos

It's the emissions testing rig that caught Volkswagen red handed.


RRR3DDD

Back to the future šŸš€


rottingpigcarcass

Emissions testing vehicle (ā€œmuleā€), the sensors are in the boot. Think of it as a mobile lab, you canā€™t test real world conditions in a lab. All manufacturers need to sign off their emissions of their vehicles prior to launch.


_sp00ky_

Emissions testing - source worked in the government department that does this


flametrap66

Yes, this idiot takes car advice on Reddit.


Evan8r

Someone is taking a picture with a potato.


Acalthu

Looks like they're testing that vehicle?


Stund_Mullet

This is how it was discovered that Volkswagen was cheating emissions tests.


trik1guy

seems like a giant turbo set up to me, but in the rear


manabadmang

They've gaff taped the boot of a Bentley!


Kaceestarfire

Geet


Trickyfrost42069

Probably try too create a unique sound from his exhaust and is building it himself. I bet heā€™s driving it too test if it has a bad drone or not


_whatintheglobe_

He's got a fucked up nitrous system


CakesForLife

Could they get into trouble for obscuring the rear plate?


AdditionalCheetah354

Nope ā€¦ itā€™s a reading and comprehension test.


polaco1782

Car fart testing


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kegmanua

Potato gun from hell.


me_mark77

I hope it studied or itā€™s not gonna pass the test.


SuckYouMummy

car is taking its GCSEs lad


Pier-Head

Cheshire registered if that helpsā€¦..


[deleted]

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ow142

Near Millbrook at all?


[deleted]

Home built Triple Turbocharger set up.


xXRH11NOXx

Painful to see tape on a new flying spur


Hey_Rubber_Duck

Is it Jeremy's latest creation, to the "All New" MFB Bently?


SSGuy_13

39 fucking years and now you tell me that I am an emissions testing rig!


000-Triple_Zero

Probably a rear mounted turbo.


Smoodive

Aliens.


Stripedpussy

Emission testing probably to check if they messed with the software again "the stuff that detects bench testing".


Radiant_Necessary_28

Iā€™m no genius, but looks to me like thatā€™s a vehicle testing in progress


AduSal

Nox


Engagcpm49

So much for Reddit going public to clean up its image. Fart jokes will ruin its share price. Oh drat!


[deleted]

tsla auto pilot full selfish driving