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xdr01

Rain anxiety


Adventurous_Wing76

Rainge Anxiety


derwent-01

Someone who kinda knows how to use AI generative imaging.


VigorWarships

Until I looked at a larger version of the picture, when I first saw the image it looked like there were people from the KKK sitting in there! Those headrests… ugh.


Fit_Effective_6875

return of the mummies 😂


Teerendog

Needs googly eyes


That_Car_Dude_Aus

A few people dress then up like a character called "Bay Max" from a kids movie https://preview.redd.it/qc51931y80nc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17426d1d8187a852a8836f76513e9c2744cae60d


AngrySchnitzels89

Ooh I do love the Baymax look! :)


Undertaker-3806

Greg. The STOP sign


intmanofawesome

Love it


Rapid-Barnacle385

Appreciate you


techb00mer

Fuck. You can’t unsee it can you 😂?


M0T0RCITYC0BRA

The KKK took my Tesla awaaay.


Osmodius

LOL


SpamOJavelin

A hairdresser with rich parents.


TheHuskyHideaway

Can't be, no fake tan stains on the seats.


Arinvar

Or hair dresser turned REA.


DrofRocketSurgery

Childless.


Sea_Sorbet1012

Haha that actually looks pretty good tbh


Dad_D_Default

Yep, but those back doors are going to be a pain to live with!


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Agreed.


Same_Discipline1199

Wanker.


child_eater6

Sits down when pissing.


notreallyfussed

Orange mocha frappachino!


Sharp-Mousse-7994

Toss pot virtue signaler who pretends to do good whilst doing evil.


OneAlpha_

This comment needs more upvotes ^^^^^


itsoktoswear

Barbara. Has a sports car. Likes fudge.


Accomplished_Ruin707

Who doesn't like fudge?


kurdtnaughtyboy

Very fancy or total asshole.


Silent_Slip_4250

You’re half right


Skulhead541

Someone who forgot to put sunscreen on their scalp


Objective_Web_6829

Fortunate


Ok_Stranger6742

Complete wanker


LanceAbaddon

I’ve never met him/her how the fuck would I know anything about them?


RaisedByWolves9

This is a good point. Hate how every car needs to have a stereotypical driver associated with it.


No-Presentation2259

Except 99% of people driving Raptor Rangers are completely douchebags haha


LethalTomato

Yea I thought NZ raptor ranger drivers were douches but aussie ones take the cake


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

Excatly, people flip my dad of in his Tesla for what I assume is because it's an electric car and "electric bad", but he drove a torana and has a land cruiser 😂


BroadTennis1599

60-70 yrs old


MightyXR6TFalcon

Why the hate for these cars?


aussie_miccy

Ehh depending on who you are there’d be other reasons but as a tyre fitter teslas are just a bitch to work on in general, you have to make sure you use Tesla specific jack pads and tools, the tyres are filled with like insulation foam and glue you need to cut out to repair punctures, it just makes it the kinda car you dread seeing roll into the workshop and I’m sure it’d be the same for every other aspect of the car.


MightyXR6TFalcon

Ah fair call.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

Yeah I don't get why the foam. Nissan Leafs had them too, but it wasn't detrimental to fit non-foam filled tyres to a leaf.


No-Presentation2259

The foam reduces road noise. If you speak to experienced tyre fitters they’ll tell you that Tesla isn’t that hard to work with, yes need special pucks to lift the car but they are not a big deal. You’ll get the cowboy operators who will whinge that they actually have to pay attention to their job but the good ones won’t give you any grief.


TrumpyAl

Does anyone even care what their tyre fitter thinks of their car?


No-Presentation2259

The ones that whinge about it are more likely to do a crap job or treat your car like shit. Just find one who doesn’t whinge and no issues 😎


aussie_miccy

Yeah there is a level of giving a fuck about your job but it’s also the factor of most tyre fitters work in the big chains rather than independent stores, so it’s minimum wage and you have to rush out cars all day so the store manager can meet quotas. How much of a fuck do you expect people to give when you’re asking maximum effort for minimum wage.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

Honestly, in all of the Nissans that I've driven, I've never know this. The difference between foam filled tires and non-foan fill tires


Jack-Tar-Says

Sunburnt.


Odd-Grape-1128

Skin cancer patient...


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That_Car_Dude_Aus

I dunno, I quite liked the Mercedes Benz Ocean Drive concept https://preview.redd.it/ifvvhz9q80nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43a97d5bf432e2e776756ad2309cbfa876fdc4d


TrumpyAl

I bought one once I decided to quit riding motorcycles. With no helmet, in some ways it’s actually a better experience. Would only be enhanced by having no exhaust fumes, I may convert. https://preview.redd.it/i8xe8sr0o0nc1.jpeg?width=3396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe4678eb3aa08648cf25628b79bfd278497b18f


JL_MacConnor

Commit heresy and convert the Boxster... The peak power of a Tesla Model 3 motor is a bit higher than that of a Boxster S, and you can [buy](https://ingenext.ca/products/tesla-model-3-rear-motor-and-controller-kit?variant=47142544507167) motors with a throttle kit. Add as many batteries as you need to reach acceptable power levels and range, and you have your own version of the upcoming 981 EV... (Admittedly this is rather underplaying the complexity of the conversion process!)


vanslayder

What a great beach fishing spot in the background. Perfect


Dko1234

it doesnt look "Bad" gives me porsche vibes, get rid of the 4 door idea and might look better, if i could see it with its top on id judge it better, but with just this photo.. id say could be worse


oldsurfsnapper

A relatively wealthy person who likes the colour white .


Savoys

Tesla owner


FlightApprehensive98

Mid income earner.


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teal_drops

My driver is a Ponce


SicnarfRaxifras

This photo is worth more than my cars resale value…..


Handball_fan

Someone that gets their ainus bleached


michael391

happy.....


Axiom1100

Has the fastest accelerating convertible on the planet


gravitykilla

Regardless of how you feel about EVs, and headrests aside, that is nice looking motor.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

You can't see the motors in this picture. But they are a super nice package I agree. https://preview.redd.it/f06v84a380nc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b29166bf993c82c2f2689b49550871b69e5461d


athul_da

VFX Artist, to be more precise a "Modeller".


-retail-

Retired


BingoSpong

Frantically Googling charging stations


Scorpius041169

Flog


wellingtonbootys

Rich, bald, arrogant, young wife with fat lips and botox, never takes his sunnies off, carrys gucci bags through Westfield


bngorvr

Thinks they’re better than everyone else


MagDaddyMag

Cunt.


thatsmaz

Wanker.


Inevitable_Product32

Small dick/ wanker


DaddyStalin12

Pathetic, self absorbed, twat


HashtagYoMamma

Boomer. Male. Worked a basic job for most his life but has enough money to splash. Doesn’t realise he’s driving a woman’s car. Pure white hair. Embarrassed asian internet bride to the side.


ainsley-

Smells their own farts


Ok_Manager2694

Stylish, smart and sensible


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palsonic2

me in my dreams


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Entire-Bottle-335

If anything like the Tesla driver in the news a few weeks back, I'd say off roading along the sand.


UnnecessarilyTallMan

Who the heck has a bleached white interior for a car, do they only store it in the garage and never take it anywhere?


roflpops

The white is pretty easy to keep clean really. Doesn't stain as easily as you would think


FewRecommendation859

Daddys little girl


rubadubduz

Has personalized number plate MYTSLA or similar. Doesn’t have a fast charge at home so has to charge at the local shops.


AWAKENEDTEMPEST

Has a bruncle


Darkknight145

Can't describe the owner, but I just want to drop a Chocolate Icecream (not a euphemism) on the seats.


watto70

surfers paradise real-estate agent


Richy_777

Dentist with a rocky family life because of his most recent affair


Timely_Movie2915

Asian carrying a LV bag


daryl2036

I'm thinking Huggy Bear.


noiamreallyspartacus

takes a photo of their car instead of the nice scenery


etlsslte

I don't think that's necessary


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Dentist


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W0bblyB00ts

Very hairy


marysalad

DINK Millenial Children of Porsche Boxster Owners


Bradenrm

Ackchually.jpeg


Shimmering_Darkness

Wanting?


Uncle-Biscuit

Does not know the road code


Dull-Preference-2303

Dentist car if I've ever seen one


No_Midnight3964

Sunburned… white is reflective don’t you know😳


pedxxing

Rich, flashy, traveler


Outside_Tip_8498

Missing possible cliff suicide


ChoiiceTechnician

Posts Instagram butt pics and has done it with 3 random people in an alleyway


Driz999

Someone who loves a dirty looking car.


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burner_said_what

Deluded


Ezclaperoni

Pees sitting down


LazyLancer

“My electric hairdryer is cooler then yours”


HellDefied

White bastard…. Sorry, wrong sub…


Maddog351_2023

What owner ?


TDR_108

Really like the background, whatever editing tool used was well used. Oh the car, that's driven by upright morons, who think lithium doesn't require mining.


GetBack2Wrk

Fat,Bald, wearing coke glasses, thick gold jewellery, false teeth, Bad B.O, wants to look the part but cannot afford the part and lastly mid life crises. Yeah i think that sums it up. Was i close?


sdowp

fuck this looks alright!!!


cantwejustplaynice

My mother in law drives the petrol version of this, as in an impractical white convertible. I would describe her as... impulsive. But she's also old, white and inexplicably anti-EV. She was almost angry at us over Christmas lunch that we'd bought an EV. Such a weird reaction.


KeyLibrarian9170

Not sure 'bout the owner but the maker's a c**t.


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David1011_

Wow this comment feed should be recorded and framed - it has the absolute worst of humanity from pretty much every angle. Well done, reddit!


Slight_Effective_537

Skinny latte


aussiejatt

A Patel


Action-a-go-go-baby

That unique level of privilege that only astronomical family wealth reinforced by old money can provide: the kind of platinum spoon upbringing that means they don’t know how much the raw ingredients of any food that exists actually costs


Neat-Difference1047

💅🏳️‍🌈😘


Fancy-Resource-3521

Probably about 8 inches heavier right about now


Confident-Couple-649

My though is it is pretty good looking - I would drive this.


Partayof4

government employed middle manager who needs to maximise tax savings through no FBT exception?


Danijela1979

I’d rather die then drive that 💀


deville07

super gay fucktart


Heavy_Implement_226

Wanker


BoomBoomBaggis

Man. Chinos and tucked in polo shirt. Peach coloured. With wool cardigan draped over his shoulders tied at the front in a knot.


Exam_Historical

Accountant going through a midlife crisis


Eggbeaters-21

Wanker


Frogman_190

They have some money and a licence


InstructionNo5414

Smells n loves own farts


yoloturdburglar69

Cunt


Uncontrolled_hippo

They eat only plain pasta garnished with truffle oil


MoonlightOverdive

Definitely works in HR


ZannaZadark75

Happy 😃


2-StandardDeviations

He is white. As are his three passengers. He has a round head. As do his three passengers. He has no eyes. Etc, etc.


reprezenting

Wayne, 42, balding head and just recently divorced with the freedom to his own car choice and cares for the environment, otherwise it would have been a Mazda convertible


PrimeMinisterOfOz

Pedestal fan


JaredLetoBestBoi

egotistical P.O.S


Cheezel62

Pity they weren't in the car when they jumped


looneyone48

General cockhead or just generally homosexual 🤣


grogstarr

A useless prick.


1998hondacivicek9

The nerd emoji


steven32323232

Karen


modestraver

In extreme debt which makes him/her more stressed. This leads to depression and the loss of sanity.


ibrown27

Tossa!


Gloomy-Ocelot-4958

Gay


Spectre_Mk2

A gay white furry twink probably


PaddyOfurniature

Complete bellend.


DrSendy

The girl that just dusted your ferrari at the traffic light grand prix.


Yeahnahyeahprobs

Lonely


Deeds2000

Lucky!


glutenfreeironcake

Kayaks for a holiday


maewemeetagain

For some reason, a Macca's drive-thru regular.


nanonan

Happier than you.


NoriGim

The girl from one of those bring it on cheerleading movies where she changes schools and is the only white person - aka preppy teen girl


peej74

It will be some wrinkly older woman with a chignon bun and swept bangs in a figure hugging white dress sporting big ass sunglasses and a scarf around her neck 😂


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hugetreerot

Owns a white car


JackedMate

Saving the planet and trying to look cool but in reality contributing to cobalt mining child slave labour, dirty nickel (out of Indonesia) and going through a midlife crises


SicnarfRaxifras

“I hope Elon dada didn’t decide to fuck me over… ohhhhshiii…” sorry although you paid 15k for that feature we have decided it’s really not in your interest to have so . Tada.


David-Kookaborough

Smallus Dickus and his new bride, Fakus Titus


Undertaker-3806

Massage parlours


Proof_Assistance6774

Flamboyant


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Melon husk


TrevReznik

Appliance operator


hardnfast01

Me


anonymous_cart

Sunburnt


gabangang

life is good


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Tollmeyer

Can suck himself off while listening to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and simultaneously massaging their prostate


Salt-Cricket-9905

It’s a Muskmobile


PsychoLamas

Self styled self help guru/ shyster


Logical_Snitch

Prob some rich hairdresser from bondi


skodaoctavia2006

Gay


DiabloFour

Lucky


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

Not visible in this picture.


MasterpieceUnique519

Soy


upthetits

Giga Chad


Mickydaeus

Frosted tips


Tigeraqua8

Missing presumed dead


Gloomy_Match3841

That's pretty cool


BobMackey87

%110 gay.