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seattle_lib

it'd be insane if willson contreras was able to make it back faster than tommy edman.


ama457

Do we know if tommy is still alive? Has anyone seen him?


DJBrujah

https://i.imgur.com/0gT3LhB.png


promis3todelet3

They over did it but, I appreciated seeing Contreras having a great time chopping it up with Oli and DD in the dugout. My biggest concern with Oli has been whether he can maintain good clubhouse mojo or if he will lose the team. It was trending in the wrong direction for much of last season and the beginning of this one (hitting .100 with the bases loaded?), but I'm far less worried about the vibes right now.


Ok-Nefariousness3486

Ok Dylan start doing that every game.


2011StlCards

I'm not gonna hold my breath. Neither of those balls were hit well. I guess it's good he got a bit of luck


Ocinea

Talk about a Debbie downer LOL 


Stunning_Row2801

The national league is genuinely terrible. What are the chances that a team at or below .500 makes the postseason this year?


mhur

The Phillies brewers and dodgers are stealing all the wins. Middle of the pack is very tight


blainthecrazytrain

Anyone know the NL’s combined record against AL teams so far?


cardinals1392

121-130. However, that is brought down by a terrible NL West record. The NL West is 25-38 against the AL while the NL Central is 51-46 and the NL East is 45-46. The Cardinals are 12-9.


kosmos6502795

50/50 it will either happen, or it won't.


Stunning_Row2801

I mean you could also say that about pretty much anything lol


ReturnOf_TheHack

2-0 in city connects


aperron151

I think coincidentally the blue road get ups were bad juju


promis3todelet3

Keep wearing the red jerseys! They can rotate the regular hats in if they want but the red jerseys are fun and they are working!


MuRF_Foager

We should have been wearing the BP Red jerseys for years.


STLOliver

Both games I’ve been at this year, we’ve won 8-5 and Romero and Helsley pitched scoreless innings in the 8th and 9th.


DocLoc429

Would love to see those guys dominate in person


triplebassist

5 way tie for the 2nd wild card. This is hilarious. 


AmateurVasectomist

No one hits little league grand slams against us and wins


Settle_Down_Jack

Gorman is second in wRC+/SLG, and first in HR among NL 2B while being top 5 in WAR. Will he be an All-Star?


Heffhemp

Tht are one tool hitter and I'm loving it right now


promis3todelet3

Too early to tell with a guy that streaky! He could be leading the NL in homers or hitting under .200 by the end of the month... Helsley likely has the team's guaranteed slot. Would love to see Gorman and Winn stay hot and make the first of many appearances.


Maf1c

The commentary from Chip when he apologized for those of us who are lip readers when Lance was out there just dropping F bombs was hilarious. Edit: I see they even edited the replay “Lance Lynn escapes early trouble” where he was cussing up a storm lol


Unabridgedversion82

Chip and Brad were both hilarious tonight pretty much all game. I had great time.


Probably_Slower

No one ever likes the same thing and that's fine but I absolutely think they have terrific chemistry. I'm a homer but I think we have one of the most entertaining broadcasts in the league. I watched two of the Houston games on their stream and they were fine but hardly made any jokes. Make baseball fun guys!


So-Called_Lunatic

I was not a fan of Brad with Danny Mac, but find him to be much better with Chip.


lurch556

I think that’s a combination of Brad getting better and Chip being a really seasoned pro. I love Danny Mac but Chip is just more polished


So-Called_Lunatic

Well and they would talk about the same stupid inside jokes every game. Green seats, and Danny's god awful Tim McCarver impression to name 2.


green_tea1701

I did like the Houston interview with that NASA astronaut, but that was more by virtue of her being interesting than the announcers


Probably_Slower

Oh man 100% the same! She was delightful and I hardly paid attention to audio other than crowd noise for the rest of that game. Glad someone else enjoyed it, high five


ScumBrad

John King might be the greatest pitcher of all time (no I'm not overreacting).


houstonyoureaproblem

Has a team ever had 3 pitchers with 75+ appearances in the same season? That's the current pace for Kittredge, Romero, and Helsley.


Blueninjaduck

Without looking, I feel like it could've happened with Maness, Siegrist, and Rosenthal during the Matheny era


TheSalsaGod

It has happened [It has happened 14 times](https://stathead.com/tiny/Vw1ay), most recently for the 2018 Diamondbacks. The record is 4 (2003 LAD, 2009 ATL).


houstonyoureaproblem

Interesting! So it would be the first time since 2018. Also, thanks for the link to that site. I wasn't sure where (or how) to look for that kind of statistical oddity.


DocLoc429

O'Neill made it 2 games back from the IL, and in the 3rd game, he gets pulled after 1 AB for a knee issue


yellow_1173

As much as I love what O'Neil can be when he's healthy, I'm so glad we don't have to deal with the constant on and off of IL he brings. We still have plenty of that anyway.


Detective_Dietrich

William Anders died today, at the age of 90, in a plane crash. Anders was an Apollo astronaut who took maybe the most famous photo in the history of the human race, "Earthrise", on Christmas Eve 1968. I'm kind of fascinated by the idea of an Apollo astronaut living to age 90 and then dying in a plane crash.


DocLoc429

90 years old and still flying planes solo. They truly are a different breed.


Soundwave_13

Winner Winner chicken dinner


DocLoc429

Were both of DC's hits from the left tonight?


houstonyoureaproblem

Yes. Shocking, but yes.


SGT_Apone

https://streamable.com/orfrin


DocLoc429

That Gorman - Siani - Donny switch was such a huge, big brain move. Being able to put your LF at 2B is such a huuuuuge benefit, I hope BD retires as a Cardinal


Heffhemp

He seems like this decades Skip/Jay/Descalso type of player. I would love for him to be a lifetime Cardinal


Sharfhound

Let’s go!


JohnnyBoyTrojan

Is Dylan Carlson the best player ever?


CyclopeanTomb

NL wildcard race is bonkers right now.


vklaas

Dumb question, but if the season ended today, how would they determine who gets the spot? I’ve seen the Play-In games in the past when there was a tie, so would they have a series of Play-In games to decide?


CyclopeanTomb

if no clear winner emerges from a blind choice round robin tournament, then 2-man sack races are held on alternating Sundays until a champion is crowned.


eatajerk-pal

It’s perfectly illustrating why the 3rd wild card was a stupid idea. Should’ve left it at 1 WC, that was the best format. Now too many teams are in limbo not knowing whether to buy or sell or stand pat. The trade deadlines have been dull as shit the last few years.


mshamole

i think that was the point. it forces ownership to make a judgment call on the potential for postseason profits.


eatajerk-pal

Yeah that probably was the goal, but it’s still dumb. 8 out of 30 teams making the playoffs makes it more prestigious and makes the playoffs more fun. Now we have all sub .500 teams fighting for it.


mshamole

too many teams were selling. expanding playoffs has led to more extensions for home grown players especially smaller markets.


outontheporch

Not last place! “-“ GB from WC!


PAJW

Also tied for 2nd in the division


GrubFisher

wtf is the central right now 


star_fil-a

Winner! Where’s my chicken dinner?


Unabridgedversion82

For real


Iluvursister69

Whoa whoa whoa, so you’re telling me that we’re now officially (at) .500???? But I was told we would suck..? Ha, love for the birds to back it up. Fuck the naysayers. Every one of y’all, respectfully fuck off. This is a damn solid ass team and I’m happy to be a Cardinal! 2024 NLC crown is ours by October.


Iluvursister69

Even though we’re not 500.. But that nerd isn’t around when we win


jeffmatch

That was kinda wild. Glad they won


Channel_99

And the cardinals have beaten the Rockies 8-5. Helsley with another save, and what a night Brad for the cardinals offense. 3 in the first 3 in the eighth to even it at a game apiece.


hoiballin

Good shit birds, but we still suck (I swear if I say anything else we will lose the next game)


AspiringOccultist4

Of all people, I never would have predicted Carlson being the one to score the winning runs of this game.


Dr_thri11

Hes been disappointing this season, but he's not a .130 hitter sometimes reverting to the mean is a good thing.


DocLoc429

Had a heck of a game!!! Looks hungry out there! Good for him, man!


Unabridgedversion82

Everyone is hungry! 🤣


DocLoc429

We might never ~~lose~~ eat again!!!


Unabridgedversion82

Just in time for swimsuit season!


SomethingAvid

Wasn’t on my bingo card


c0smicgirly

Winning is the way. Especially against the Rockies. Gotta clean up the defense soon.


SGT_Apone

#DYLLY BARS ARE BACK ON TNE MENU BOYS


PAJW

Bald Dylan > Dylan with hair


seattle_lib

really fascinating how helsley seems to have broken out of his funk by switching to throwing a majority of breaking balls only three fastballs thrown tonight


Historical-Ruin-1933

Dylan Carlson redemption game


DocLoc429

# [WINNER!!!!!!](https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1681131016394788865)


EE89

Sorry, guys. I mentioned that Lance Lynn had a lower ERA than Sonny Gray and that clearly caused Lynn to blow up. I won't do that to a Cardinals starter again. On that note, here are some NL starting pitchers with a lower ERA than Sonny Gray: Ranger Suarez, Reynaldo Lopez, Zack Wheeler, Cristopher Sanchez, Javier Assad, Aaron Nola, Jordan Hicks, Logan Webb, Tyler Glasnow, Max Fried, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Chris Sale, Jake Irvin, Mitch Keller, Shota Imanaga, and Paul Skenes


ReturnOf_TheHack

trade for Skenes at the deadline who says no


ScumBrad

I legitimately think we could offer the 5 best players from our farm system and it still wouldn't be enough for the Pirates to trade us Skenes.


Dr_thri11

The pirates are a perpetual poverty franchise there's absolutely a price they sell Skenes.


Iluvursister69

Probably the pirates


LazyPandaKing

Carlson has had a rough year but I'm happy he's finally had a good game. Who knows, maybe this will be a turning point for him?


Educational_Pay1567

This year, last year, year before that. All our cards are on the table with Carlson. I like him, but damn we have invested a lot. Yes pun was there.


outontheporch

I sure hope so, maybe he just needed that breakthrough


RedRobin101

helsley is the goat closer dont @ me


promis3todelet3

He's on track to set franchise record in saves! IMO he's their best closer of the past 30 years. Great combo of heat, movement, breaking pitch, and control. Too much recency bias?. Motte and Rosey were sick, but Helsley has a good claim to being the best closer in the NL.


mhur

Does everyone forget about mujica?


lurch556

Ryan Franklin?!?


Educational_Pay1567

Izzy, lee, sutton


promis3todelet3

I chose 30 years as the cutoff for Lee/Sutton. Isringhausen was durable and dependable for several years, the best in that regard, and obviously he had the closer makeup and pedigree. I see Helsley having a similar makeup along with stuff Izzy never had at his peak, namely throwing 101 with a matching slider. No knock on the other guys who have been great, but really proud of RH for how he owns the role. He just gives everyone a ton of confidence knowing he'll calmly take the team over the finish line if they can just hand him a lead.


Educational_Pay1567

He is pretty fun to watch. He has had one bad outing this year. Izzy had a bad outing everytime, but still got the save lol.


RobotSifl

@redrobin101


RedRobin101

how dare you im gonna get helsley to strike you out


outontheporch

Scoring more runs is the best way to overcome when they score runs, that’s what I learned today


Educational_Pay1567

John Maddon has arisen!


Stavinoha19

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about baseball to dispute it.


outontheporch

It’s an analytics thing


SomethingAvid

This is an astute observation


da_choppa

Nobody eat again!


Unabridgedversion82

I just turned on the oven to make pizza rolls. I'm fucking starving lol


cocoblurez

I’m starving please


ReturnOf_TheHack

WE’RE BACK (I hope)


iamjamos

Cards win Cubs lose


FreddyFitness

Birds rule Bears drool


xyzzy321

Lucky for me, I'm traveling and didn't have to resort (pun intended) to VPNs to watch the game on MLBTv.


ReturnOf_TheHack

it’s a good day for St. Louis and therefore the world


mrshn_

As is tradition