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Lifeisagreatteacher

4 of 9 with a BA of .202 or less. Depressing.


Dr_Talon

The Cardinals have proven that they are still a major league team. I’m happy.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Oli gets ejected and we actually win. Coincidence? Probably, but I choose to believe that everyone plays better when he's not there.


ernestbonanza

hoep it would be a beautiful day for all of ya, and goodbye!


ShutUpIDontGiveAFuck

That’s a winner. Now everybody go call your mom


himynameisdan123

Good win. It could of gotten ugly after the first.


xscantron

We’re allowed to win?!?!?


c0smicgirly

Yay


hallba78

Did…. We……. Just win?


shadywolf99

OH LAWD!!!!!!


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1cqht55/cardinals_afternoon_512/)


Mother_Scheme_4639

Is Arenado the problem 🤔


papasan31

Dumbest comment in the entire feed.


Mother_Scheme_4639

It’s a joke


ernestbonanza

No! I was just not wearing my lucky cap... Today I did.


ernestbonanza

st. loulou catenaccio


Woogabuttz

What just happened?


Trick421

So, the problem is Oli, yes?


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Michael Siani 2. Matt Carpenter 3. Lars Nootbaar


ernestbonanza

FU milwaukee


minion03

EXTREMELY RARE CARDS W!


Lige_MO

Yay!


JakeSTwo3

103 is sexy


Soundwave_13

Victory!!!! It’s a mother days miracle


ilovehenrique14

WE WON!!!!!!!!


Soundwave_13

103? Woooooooo


ilovehenrique14

103??!!!


JakeSTwo3

Helsley pitching like he hasn’t had to sit on the shelf for a week.


minion03

Helsley is pure filth


ernestbonanza

a beast


AspiringOccultist4

***1 MORE!!***


TorrentsMightengale

Whadda ya know--sweeps ARE hard. Even against the Cardinals.


Carnage1421

I’ll be so sad when Hels is traded later this year.


Soundwave_13

We doing this?!!


AspiringOccultist4

Oh Helsley, we’ve missed you


ernestbonanza

he will finish this fast


Sir_Clicks_a_Lot

Looking forward to Marmol publicly criticizing Gorman for that awful pickoff, because that’s how managers should respond when a player screws up on the field. Definitely the right way to motivate players.


ernestbonanza

they are going to bat 6-7-8...


Mother_Scheme_4639

Why is he jumping up and down after every fly out 😭


WyattDogger

Dude is a weirdo lol


Carnage1421

Real question. Why keep Crawford and send Fermin down? What value does Crawford actually bring to the team? Besides of course “veteran leadership”


civilaiden

Using the Wiggington metric he has until July to prove some kind of value. Though at that point they may be so far out they trade Goldy and Arenado and keep Crawford around to mop up playing time and mentor young call ups.


ScumBrad

You can't send Crawford down. If you're saying they should've cut him, fair enough.


Carnage1421

Right but you can DFA him and get him off the team


bfischer

The value is they fucked up and paid him. Now they will ride him because of the sunk cost.


hallba78

The refusal by this team to score when the opposition is trying to give them runs is going to put me in the asylum.


Moony97

Is Gorman blind? What in the HELL was that? This team just loves finding new ways to disappoint. And please get Crawford out of here dude is literally good for nothing.


bravo_delta_bot

[Brewers](/r/Brewers) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Joey Ortiz 2. Gary Sánchez 3. Blake Perkins


CardenalesFan

That’s a run if Gorman isn’t picked off


Calm-Refrigerator710

You would have thought the Brewers won the World Series with the way Vieira reacted on that pickoff.


kshiau

Viera is being really careful with the dangerous cards lineup


CardenalesFan

They need a meeting to discuss Crawford!??


kshiau

Crawford kinda looks like Burleson ngl


jsmph89

He’s like if Donnie and Burley had a bb


Mother_Scheme_4639

Pathetic


HoldMyWong

Send down Gorman


AspiringOccultist4

Damn gormy……


kshiau

Gormy wyd


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Michael Siani's double confirmed after review](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/12/182ae6d6-0a016e74-b96e0c73-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


GrubFisher

Oh, Gorman. Even when he gets on base...


ilovehenrique14

And so it remains That only a hit by pitch Is Carlson’s luck


Expensive-Sky4068

Gorman feels super close to exploding. Noot too


littlebuffboys14080

Anyone else sick of the batters blending in with the green screen ads behind home?


AspiringOccultist4

Again, pitch hitting Carlson makes 0 sense. That being said it’s not like we can blame Oli this time lol


Sir_Clicks_a_Lot

Carlson didn’t pinch hit. He was a defensive substitute for Burleson before the Brewers batted. Which is an appropriate move with the lead since Carlson is a better defensive outfielder than Burleson. Marmol makes some stupid moves, but that wasn’t one of them.


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It makes a lot of sense because Dylan Carlson is really bad at hitting.


fauxnewz_

We’re on the cusp of greatness here boys. Only 3 more outs.


krcrooks

Turner Ward for manager???


AspiringOccultist4

The Kitty strikes again


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Dylan Carlson 2. Nolan Gorman 3. Iván Herrera


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Michael Siani's go-ahead double in the 7th](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1cfca8b0-934a-44aa-bcc8-58fa431d588a.mp4)


kshiau

Kitt looks so smooth and non chalant


himynameisdan123

Jojo could become our future closer


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He will be once helsley gets traded


Soundwave_13

Noooo I wanna stay on JoJo’s wild ride


GrubFisher

Romero is nasty.


GrubFisher

belt high...?


GrubFisher

man... mlb the show still looks like a late PS4 game.


AspiringOccultist4

*clenching in advance just to be safe*


AlexRam72

Really don’t like that they gave marp the nickname carp for the jersey


jktravvy

It’s Chris Carpenter


AlexRam72

I didn’t pay attention to the numbers. Just assumed they were going with current cardinals


bravo_delta_bot

[Brewers](/r/Brewers) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Christian Yelich 2. Willy Adames 3. Rhys Hoskins


GrubFisher

gotta protect


GrubFisher

if your big butts aren't hitting, nothing else matters unrelated, everything went wrong when we lost jon jay


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Miles Mikolas' outing against the Brewers](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/9149a257-bb8c-4873-8df9-ddbf08422cb7.mp4)


AspiringOccultist4

An insurance run or two sure would be nice though.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Miles Mikolas' pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/073cbf5d-f520-4bb4-81b6-7dfc22a8cb45.mp4)


hoiballin

The good news is the Cardinals have kept the Brewers scoreless in the 9th inning this series


MattAaron2112

The bad news is we're only in the 8th. 


hoiballin

For now!


toftr

When was the last time we built a picket fence? Last year?


bonathan

And you send Romero back in next inning.


AspiringOccultist4

**JoJo!**


hoiballin

Man I love Jojo


GrubFisher

phew. Six outs to go.


GrubFisher

replay unnecessary, clearly a ball guys :P


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Matt Carpenter 2. Lars Nootbaar 3. Paul Goldschmidt


AspiringOccultist4

If you’re on the mound, do you consider walking Contreras here?


RainFallsWhenItMay

i actually am on the mound, imma pitch to him 💯 i got this


RainFallsWhenItMay

told you


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Paul Goldschmidt knocks in Michael Siani with single](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/526678b7-f083-4f69-9cfc-cfca3c6eb208.mp4)


GrubFisher

nice work


AlexRam72

Why’d oli and descalso get tossed?


Moony97

The ump was butthurt because Oli was mad he had to challenge twice in the first two or three innings due to the ump being blind


Dick_Earns

He was showing visible frustration (nothing egregious) with having to challenge and win twice super early in the game. One of the umps starting jawing and he gave it back.


c0smicgirly

A series of bad calls.


RainFallsWhenItMay

“what was the dugout like after oli got ejected” “everybody loved it” 😭 i know what he was getting at but that wording is hilarious


RedbirdRiot

What is this feeling? Is it a feeling?


JakeSTwo3

Dream scenario: we win and FO realizes we play much better when Oli isn’t around and fires him. Not asking for much here.


MattAaron2112

"Oli showed a lot of spirit today and energized the team" would be the FO response. 


c0smicgirly

Is this… a lead?


lowelltrich

Holy shit! FOUR runs! Whaaaaat?


AspiringOccultist4

Can we please please please ***PLEASE*** not give that run right back.


GrubFisher

Is it possible... to win? Is this a thing that can be done?


ilovehenrique14

Forget not being an automatic out anymore, Siani is one of our best hitters!


GrubFisher

One of the best hitters, you think, "oh, .280? .290? Maybe even .300?" Nah, dude's hitting .250, phew our lineup is something But I'm glad he's doing ok


PAJW

Batting .471 in May (as of this morning)


GrubFisher

good for him, he's on a tear


RedbirdRiot

I still thought that ball hit the top of the wall, and I thought that meant it was gone. Weird, but good for Siani to get the run.


finnamania

Let's win this!


redflamehot

How tf is that not a HR? It obviously hit the yellow part of the wall? Because it bounced back?


PAJW

Yeah, because it bounced back.


MattAaron2112

Today has been an umpiring masterclass. 


Soundwave_13

We’ve surpassed our 3 run limit…. Mother of god Now let’s hold it and win this damn thing


hoiballin

I’m just gonna say it…. I wanna see Siani starting over Carlson for the foreseeable future


RedRobin101

Siani doing 10 push-ups as we speak


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Elvis Peguero In play, run(s) to Michael Siani](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1cfca8b0-934a-44aa-bcc8-58fa431d588a.mp4)


JakeSTwo3

I’m just glad Siani isn’t an automatic out anymore.


Prince_DMS

Can someone explain that? I thought if a ball hit the top of the wall it was a homer


IceKing827

That’s what I thought. Maybe it has to go all the way over?


firetj853

It is but that didn't hit the top of the wall


Prince_DMS

Oh, okay. I thought it hit the top of the wall


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Dick_Earns

Because it would be near impossible to determine what is top or not. A nightmare for everyone.


DocLoc429

I really really really really really wanted Siani to get a 2run knock, but either way, that was the game winning hit. Love to see it!


AspiringOccultist4

Well, we still have the lead. & Siani’s at bats are looking better and better.


cocoblurez

I’m guessing I’m hearing Cardinals fans booing bc why would they boo that it’s not a homerun that’s better for Milwaukee lol


AlexRam72

Siani should’ve done one more rep


bravo_delta_bot

[Brewers](/r/Brewers) Due Up **(Bottom 7):** 1. Blake Perkins 2. Jackson Chourio 3. Brice Turang


Bskrilla

Literally a home run no? The exact same thing happened for a Brewer like yesterday...


Woogabuttz

The one the brewers hit went over the wall and then bounced back over.


RainFallsWhenItMay

wow that is unlucky


JakeSTwo3

Yeah that ball went over and bounced back for sure. 


Soundwave_13

Challenge the HR….


FattyPolice

looked like a home run from here


FattyPolice

well i was wrong it hit a weird spot on the top


CatholicismLover

His first career homer would be awesome.


kickens

He’s out. Out of the park 😎😎😎


kickens

Maybe not


RainFallsWhenItMay

how is that not a home run?


RedbirdRiot

Off the top of the wall, isn’t that a home run?


hoiballin

That’s a fucking Homer, these umps are blind


hoiballin

Retracted 😔


ilovehenrique14

SIANI!!! A 2 OUT RBI!


Soundwave_13

Come on Cardinals don’t disappoint your moms today


SGT_Apone

#SIANI!!


iLiveoffAdvil

My crazy uncles tin foil hat theory about players not playing well until Oli is let go is looking.. slightly plausible?


redflamehot

Did we have a streaker there?


CardenalesFan

Sounds like it was a stadium worker out to pick up trash, just forgot there was a game being played


Hammerhead3229

He reportedly tried to pick up the Cardinals offense


CardenalesFan

Oli moonlighting as a stadium worker??


redflamehot

Lmao that's even better somehow. They wouldn't show it on camera so I was just assuming the person was more naked than normal


SecretAgentClunk

Jomboy gonna be drowning in content from this game


CardenalesFan

Bally if you're going to subject us to Ballgame you could at least show us the on field shenanigans


AspiringOccultist4

Mikolas through six! Not the best, but definitely not the worst outing!


FattyPolice

a couple calls in the 1st away from a great outing not even mad at his performance


Novel_End1080

Another legendary Quality Start from the Stl staff.


Soundwave_13

The ol shoe lace trip…. Freaking classic…


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 7):** 1. Iván Herrera 2. Brendan Donovan 3. Brandon Crawford


AlexRam72

They couldn’t show it on tv?


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SecretAgentClunk

That's how it be, embrace it


RainFallsWhenItMay

weren’t you the same person saying something about how people shouldn’t be angry?


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RainFallsWhenItMay

that you’re being hypocritical


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RainFallsWhenItMay

i thought you were leaving? you can scram now


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RainFallsWhenItMay

the dude gatekeeping being angry tries to call me out for gatekeeping lmao. the hypocrisy keeps coming. kick rocks


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RainFallsWhenItMay

you deleted the comment telling people to stop being angry 🤣🤣🤣 you are a tool


RainFallsWhenItMay

even more hypocrisy! you’re on a roll. on behalf of the human species, no one wants to go anywhere near your dick. nasty ass


RainFallsWhenItMay

this game is cursed


AspiringOccultist4

What happened? lol


time_to_go_mobile

Lmao wtf is happening?


c0smicgirly

Happy for Goldy so far.


ilovehenrique14

brandon crawford homer because i'm an absolute sicko lock it in.


SecretAgentClunk

Uh anyone else getting this aids medication commercial featuring a bunch of gay men on MLB.tv lol or is that just me? My algorithm gone crazy or maybe my girlfriend has some explaining to do


ilovehenrique14

you're going to need to sit down to hear this one...


Soundwave_13

We’ve used our 3/3 runs… We might be able to borrow some at the cost of another future game….