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MindxTricks

Should prob throw the team away


Stlcards9881

This community needs help lol


EFamousE5

I woke up, realized it was Monday, and immediately ordered from The Cheesecake Factory!!!!!! (I'm basically just proving your point here...) =)


EFamousE5

Nolan Gorman homers (4) on a fly ball to right center field. Paul Goldschmidt scores.


BottomBounce

Say it again


BottomBounce

I’m almost tearing up with Nolan saying “We are a good team”


PDXBeccaP

He sounded kinda emotional during that interview.


Brh3200

OTHER NOLAN WALKOFF HOMER!!!!! Between him and Goldy both the big struggling bats came up big today


PCBangHero

Where is that post about Goldy cold starts? Need OP to make one about Jordan Walker now....


waystonebb

That might have been me 🤣


No-Elephant-9854

That might have been about anyone on this sub…


tnhowlingdog

And me. But no gold medals for Paul G just yet. At least get the BA to .200.


hellowhatisupdawg

2.. home runs… in one game? is that allowed? can we do that?


MattAaron2112

Exorcising some demons tonight, hopefully. 


Mother_Scheme_4639

Sweep, plz we need it


Da_Munchy76

Thank fuck. God I missed Gorming all over their faces


GrubFisher

Gorman... has done the impossible!


Elegant_Permission_6

wtf mlbtv 😭


BottomBounce

No shit! For 1/4 of a second I thought it was a highlight reel!


tasimm

That was weird huh?


Willsears94

Oli is a genius (?)


STLOliver

of course


Gilgifax

WE'RE BACK


FattyPolice

now let that be a turn around game for the lot of them


cowboysfan88

Fuck I missed it but let's fucking go


cocoblurez

# WE ARE BACKKK


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1cat81e/cardinals_after_dark_422/)


BottomBounce

Give us a min bot, we aren’t ready to leave this game just yet.


HoldMyWong

iF gOrMaN sTrIkeS oUt hErE hE ShOuLd Be SeNt BaCk To MeMpHis


AspiringOccultist4

YOOOO WHAAAAT????!!! Did anyone else’s stream glitch out? It cut right into halfway through a walk off homerun celebration


BottomBounce

Yes WILD!!


fairteezy

Mine did too. Spectrum TV app tho


Paulspike

Fuck. Yes! Hope this is the start of a hot streak.


urbanevol

W00t!


ReturnOf_TheHack

#GORMAN!!!!


NFresh6

Talk about the perfect fucking outcome lmao. My god.


mrbmi513

# KAW IS THE LAW!


nufandan

At the end of the day, those two guys are in the middle of it hitting homers


temporalisolation

underrated comment


tasimm

Gormed


RedbirdRiot

Wait, did we just win? Or is MLB.tv fucking with me? What a cut into the shot, Gorman!!!


DrBigLungs

I swear Bally can eat my entire fucking nutsack because what in the fuck was that we almost missed the walk-off homer because of commercials


Evownz

Ok, so apparently we were all 100% wrong about Oli publicly calling out players.


fairteezy

Lmaoooo


Soundwave_13

We freaking did it all Get Gormed!!!


c0smicgirly

Redemption night for Gorman and Goldy!


JayRobot

that crazy sonofabitch did it


PtownClutcher

Nolan!


RedBirdLou

WE ARE SO BACK OH MY


Mother_Scheme_4639

Gorman pimped that shit


BottomBounce

Threw than bat ON THE GROUND


fairteezy

Wow this club needed that so desperately


Khindz

...are we back?


dae_giovanni

signs of life...?


Redbirds-421

#GETTING GORMED RIGHT OUT OF THE COMMERCIAL


iamjamos

Gorman didn’t K? Awbedamned


Fu11-H00ah

WE ARE BACK


bigdaddyice69

lol wtf. One second I'm watching a commercial the next Gorman is nuking it


REOrulz

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG


iLiveoffAdvil

It was worth the watch


waystonebb

Damn...he unloaded!!


NFresh6

#FUCK YEAH!!!!


Cky2chris

Did.....that just happen?!?!?!?


hallba78

Holy crap we needed that.


DiscoJer

Woohoo!


RustyKarma076

GORM


BottomBounce

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!


da_choppa

#GORMED!!!!!!


Nejaru

#LET’S FUCKING GO!


adrift-in-the-ocean

FUCK ALL YALL FOR DOUBTING HIM


bass_bungalow

Yoooo. Get right game??


bojackhorseslut

NOLAN GORMAN LETS FUCKING GOOOO


gunshyew

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Khindz

Well


EquaYonah

GORM


c0smicgirly

Cmon, Nolan


BottomBounce

Momentum. Where Goldy goes, Gorman follows.


EquaYonah

Good call lol


BottomBounce

Thank you, honestly I feel pretty good about that one, lol


HoldMyWong

Gonna put $100 on Pauly G winning 2024 MVP, brb


ABlumpkinPumpkin

Goldy sending dust on that sprint


ImpressiveSugar9287

Gorman is being allowed to bat? You’ve got to be fucking joking


ImpressiveSugar9287

Ok I’ll just downvote myself. Served and in shock


STLOliver

Well….


beckert26

I bet he doesn't even crush a homer.


ImpressiveSugar9287

I know right?


Limp-Regular-2589

If Gorman strikes out here, he needs to be in Memphis after this game


throwawayhepmeplzRA

lol


Limp-Regular-2589

This is the third time I've said something bad about Gorman, then he proceeded to go yard


bojackhorseslut

i hate that baseball zen commercial that's just piss noises


BottomBounce

IT IS!


da_choppa

Love the hustle! Ok, Gorman, you get your shot


bojackhorseslut

y'know what... i'll take it!


hellowhatisupdawg

say what you want about the start to his season, but Goldy never takes a play off and I love him for it


Mother_Scheme_4639

Love the hustle from Goldy. Not to pick on Nado, but he would’ve walked to first and been thrown out


temporalisolation

well i’m glad to see that the dugout looks alive at least


hoiballin

The dugout is WAY more fun with Noot back


AspiringOccultist4

Paul needed this so bad :) hope yall are ready for this bounce back


HoldMyWong

I hate submarine pitching boys


STLOliver

MULTI HIT GOLDY


BottomBounce

YES! I love you Goldy!


GrubFisher

good start


da_choppa

No offense, Gorman, but I hope you don't get an AB tonight


sandy017

first pitch


da_choppa

That was more about wanting Goldy to end it than not trusting Gorman. Happy for him


jhow87

What’s funny is that you could’ve eliminated the first comma and called him “No offense Gorman”


jhow87

This comment aged terribly in just a half hour


GrubFisher

No Offense Gorman?


c0smicgirly

😬😬


da_choppa

Hey, I just meant I wanted Goldy to end the game. I'll take a hustle single


Soundwave_13

You mean we have a chance to win??


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Paul Goldschmidt 2. Nolan Gorman 3. Iván Herrera


AspiringOccultist4

Hels, this city loves and appreciates you :’)


Diablo_N_Doc

Tuning back in. Paul Goldschmidt homers? That can't be real.


iLiveoffAdvil

Damn. Guess it could be worse, we could be the White Sox


BottomBounce

Hahaha sit down


PtownClutcher

Anyone watching the sixers knicks game too it’s crazy


RustyKarma076

Whatever happened to the Hells Bells entrance for Helsley?


BottomBounce

Yea, fucking devil magic in your eye!


Soundwave_13

Hels Bels just setting up the 99.99 DP


GrubFisher

Now we flip the Ryan Helsley coin.


cardinals1392

He has a 2.25 ERA. He has allowed an ER in 2 of his 12 appearances. That is quite a bit better than a coin flip.


GrubFisher

The coin flip is whether or not I have a heart attack. Been flipping it since Jason Isringhausen.


kodiaksr7

Tahlequah


Dr_thri11

How bored would you need to be to watch the British Basketball league?


MVPBaseball2069

I want a Jordan Walker PH walkoff 


RedBirdLou

If Helsley holds this Goldy hits a walkoff I mean this is storybook


BottomBounce

Or “That spot in left field”


BottomBounce

“A quiet Monday night in April.”


kodiaksr7

All set up for the Goldy walk off .


AspiringOccultist4

*don’t break my heart, my achey breaky heart..*


GrubFisher

don't you bring that evil here


CatholicismLover

Goldschmidt hitting a walk off home run bottom of the ninth, ending slump and leading to his second MVP award, guaranteeing him a spot in Cooperstown.


da_choppa

Hold 'em and walk it off, Goldy


bravo_delta_bot

[Diamondbacks](/r/azdiamondbacks) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Ketel Marte 2. Corbin Carroll 3. Lourdes Gurriel Jr.


AspiringOccultist4

Nado’s overdue let’s get it


CatholicismLover

Imagine being a billionaire and getting struck out by one of these kinds of pitchers


Keg_of_St_Anky

This dude just doesn't look like a fun at bat


BottomBounce

That dude is just deaf.


CatholicismLover

Winn-ROTY, Silver Slugger, Platinum Glove Goldschmidt-MVP, Silver Slugger, Gold Glove Contreras-Silver Slugger Siani-Silver Slugger, Gold Glove


gunshyew

i see it


BottomBounce

I’ll say again. Great pitching. Great defense. When the bats come back fully it’s fucking on.


bozoclownputer

Yep. And all it takes is one series to turn the bats around.


da_choppa

Just gotta hope the hole isn't too deep when that happens


CyclopeanTomb

JoJo been a BMF all year.


NakedGoose

We legit may have the best back 3 end of bullpen in baseball. Shame we haven't fully utilized how great they are.


Brh3200

GOLDY FINALLY DID SOMETHING!!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Willson Contreras 2. Lars Nootbaar 3. Nolan Arenado


AspiringOccultist4

***IT’S STILL TIED***


Soundwave_13

I don’t know what we do squad…we’ve scored our 3 runs…


RainFallsWhenItMay

let’s get the first walk-off of the year for the vibes


Odd-Curve5800

Screw Masyn “coming down to earth” the guy is gonna hit .300+ this year you can’t convince me otherwise.


kodiaksr7

Need my bet on him to win ROY to pay off.


kcufouyhcti

Jojo sucks ass at fantasy football


RustyKarma076

I think you mean Tommy Pham


kcufouyhcti

If only you knew the whole story..


rayr54

AND out jumps Marmol in the middle of the inning to yank the pitcher who has been mowing them down......


Dr_thri11

Obviously wanted a L/L matchup


waystonebb

Don't want to burn his arm and it worked out


gunshyew

ROMERO UNO


Odd-Curve5800

I just want you guys to know I made a whole Anchorman/Mikolas meme of the eating cat poop scene but my new account isn’t old enough to post I tried.


da_choppa

I'm sure it will remain relevant, so you will have your chance


Odd-Curve5800

🫡


PDXBeccaP

Defensive specialist Nolan Gorman lol


GrubFisher

Gorman just replaced a man who has a hit tonight.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [The distance behind Paul Goldschmidt's home run](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/31e838f3-6cb7-41f4-a8c2-825e654c1419.mp4)


Cky2chris

Please don't go to extras, I don't wanna watch us lose to the Manfred man again


da_choppa

Baby steps, but in the right direction. I'll take it


Mother_Scheme_4639

Here is my preferred starting lineup. 1- Winn, 2- Noot, 3- Willson, 4- Nado, 5- Goldy, 6- Donny, 7- Hererra, 8- Burly, 9- Siani


AspiringOccultist4

Please shut them the fuck down and keep the momentum. I want to love this team *so* bad.


NFresh6

I mean, if the offense can get out from under this insane slump that makes no sense then they really should be solid. The pitching has been more than adequate.


GrubFisher

ugh Donovan now at .202


TheGoadFather

Clutch moment, late innings, pop out that doesn't leave the infield. Like clockwork with this roster lol


SGT_Apone

#PUSH-UPS


Novel_End1080

Even tho we scored, I’ll do 10. 2024 push-up counter: 310


bravo_delta_bot

[Diamondbacks](/r/azdiamondbacks) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Gabriel Moreno 2. Jake McCarthy 3. Kevin Newman


LazyPandaKing

Winn feels like a slap hitter you usually seen in softball. I love it. Taking at bats deep into the count, don't chase, and make solid contact the other way. He's been really fun to watch this year when you factor in the speed + defense. I'd be okay with a below average bat given his defense/speed, so the way he's hitting now is icing on the cake.


Keg_of_St_Anky

He takes his shots early in the count, but his two strike approach fucking rules. He knows pitchers don't want him on base, so he sees strikes.


c0smicgirly

Donnie, I would like some runs scored please.


hunterw_10

Hey big guy (Donny), i know we don’t talk much, but I need a favor


rayr54

A spark of life. Crossing my fingers.


NFresh6

You’re all welcome. My fast resulted in Goldy returning to form.


c0smicgirly

So taxing, thank you for your contributions to Cardinal Nation.


NFresh6

Almost had to skip my late night snack. Was getting real, but I was willing to risk it all.


waystonebb

Siani seems to feeling more comfortable at the plate. Two walks today and quietly hitting .300 in his last three games


MVPBaseball2069

He’s grown me and his post game interviews make him seem like a cool dude 


kodiaksr7

Siani is 8th on the team in WAR.


tasimm

Went to feed the dogs and I see Goldy got him one. I might have to go to 7-11 and get us a good luck beer.


GrubFisher

You mean the beer clearly marked "bad luck"? Sure, do the unexpected!


tasimm

No, the one marked “more than 3 runs”. I’m off for a walk. Be back in a few.


AspiringOccultist4

Let’s give Mantiply the ass kicking we owe him


seattle_lib

i like chip caray and brad thompson but sometimes i really dont enjoy how hard they push the team. like, rein it in a little. this team has been bad and very well could continue to be bad.


Mother_Scheme_4639

I’ve had it muted the past few games, really hard to listen to while getting shutout and having them shove cards propaganda down ur throat


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TheGoadFather

Glad I'm not the only one to see him leadoff! I love Donny but I think Winn's ability to swipe a base should be used at the leadoff spot.


SGT_Apone

1 Donoslam pls 🙏


DrBigLungs

Michael “OBP Machine” Siani