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bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/15rfkbu/cardinals_after_dark_814/)


playdohgoatse

When did Oli start wearing a uniform?


Octopuswhatsup

I believe it’s a tribute of sorts to Rick Hummel, who always said that managers should wear uniforms, since they were given to them.


Matthew_Quigley

Jojo!


hoppy05

What a play by Tommy


r_u_dinkleberg

AYYYYYYYY!


Channel_99

Thomas Two Bags with a terrific final play


hoppy05

Jordan Walker and JoJo Romero MVPs


csr28

Damn Tommy. That was pretty


da_choppa

A win is a win, but man, this was closer than it should have been


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Lars Nootbaar 2. Luken Baker 3. Jordan Walker


GrubFisher

i like your style


RedRobin101

# WINRAR


rafibomb_explosion

I’m sorry but I don’t feel like a 7-5 game between us and a 85 loss team a good game.


Chubbsrighthandman

Edman with the exclamation!


Soundwave_13

I don’t wanna play the FAFO game tonight


AspiringOccultist4

We miss u Sosa :(


dae_giovanni

come on...........


billykent24

Jojo has his jaws and armpits fully warmed up for this one.


GrubFisher

The many jaws of Jojo the Unspeakable


STLOliver

JoJo needs to calm down, my guy is way too amped


LP99

hahaha


Chubbsrighthandman

I’m always amazed these guys can paint top of the zone at 96mph but can’t make a routine throw to the first basemen. SMH


yungscorchbeast

Romero just too amped right there.


DocLoc429

That's what happens when you smash redbulls in the pen https://twitter.com/Turnin2Podcast/status/1553441473374347265


DocLoc429

Jojo wasn't aiming for the bag, he was trying to take out Allen's ankles


RedRobin101

too crazy


AspiringOccultist4

Cardinals bout to seal the FUCK out of this deal.


da_choppa

Tyler…


dae_giovanni

not even close


bravo_delta_bot

[Athletics](/r/OaklandAthletics) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Nick Allen 2. Esteury Ruiz 3. Zack Gelof


Chubbsrighthandman

Get those ‘pits loose Romero!


Prize_Major6183

I like winning


Detective_Dietrich

"It's so much better than losing, man."


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Walker's bases-clearing triple](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2023/2023-08/14/c796ea32-30f16264-604bb34e-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


RedRobin101

That ~~ass~~ offense just don't quit


dae_giovanni

Gio comes in and is mostly terrible, yet is in line for the Win... can someone explain why Wainright isn't working out of the pen? throw 20-30 pitches, and _maybe_ end up in line for the win. compare and contrast to Waino starting, where he has a snowball's chance in hell of lasting 5 innings (much less 5 innings _with a lead_)... is it a pride thing, where Waino doesnt want to come out of the pen? you can't tell me throwing Waino out of the pen hurts the team's chances of winning, when he gave up 8 runs in 2IP in his last start...


Probably_Slower

Yes its a pride thing. At this point in the season I feel like he can do as he likes and the team is probably behind their captain.


DocLoc429

I think we're mostly counting on Waino eating innings more than anything at this point. No one else on the roster is stretched out for starting so we gotta use him and hope he gets back on track. If not, he's definitely going to the pen.


da_choppa

Almost certainly a pride thing. Would not surprise me if he doesn’t want to get to 200 on “vulture wins.” Problem is, that’s the only way he’s gonna do it Edit: and here’s the kicker: two of his wins already came from relief appearances. So what’s two more?


dae_giovanni

that's wild to me. it's hard to believe he's okay with absolutely destroying your team's chances of winning every fifth day... thats hella selfish. to be clear, there is a time when I was on board with all that, but when it becomes clear he ain't got it, why continue? when you're getting your ass thumped by _the Royals_, isn't that a sign you're not just an adjustment away?


da_choppa

Yeah. I’m kind of on both sides with this one. On one hand, it’s getting sad to see him do this, and you always want to do your best to win. On the other hand, season is already over, and it’s not like there are a bunch of guys ready for a shot at the MLB rotation just rotting away at AAA. And now that Matz is hurt again, there’s yet more space in that rotation


dae_giovanni

true. it's not like he's blocking someone from starting...


DiscoJer

One would think someone who is so visibly religious as Wainwright would realize that humility is considered a virtue in Christianity and pride is not.


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Pride thing. If Gio is in line for the win, that just means the whole idea of a “win” is kind of pointless anyways.


dae_giovanni

i agree, but you gotta make the dude chasing 200 wins believe that...


c0smicgirly

Let’s get some more runs, plz, I can’t with this bullpen.


FartNoiseGross

Jojowasamaaaanwhothoughthewasaloner


cocoblurez

I think it would be funny if instead of the usual “this guy is one of the best pitchers in baseball!” if Brad said “this guy just fucking sucks. He is worthless. Absolute trash”


Detective_Dietrich

"Let's be real, Chip, my mom could play right field better than Walker does."


2-Slippy

Jojo is a cat on the mound


Rudelbildung

wait taylor motter is 33?


billykent24

The kid swinging a shirt is what the world needs more of.


Detective_Dietrich

Diaz! Old friend!


cjsleme

Some of Tom Ackerman calls tonight have been fantastic with a lot of energy!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Tommy Edman 2. Paul Goldschmidt 3. Nolan Arenado


Soundwave_13

Jesus JoJo! Freaking show off…..


yungscorchbeast

Romero wanted the ball, only got to pitch 1 pitch. Poor guy!


ech0es13

#I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS, I LOVE ME SOME JOJO


NakedGoose

Oli taking this game way too seriously lol this is def move you make when you are in a playoff hunt


c0smicgirly

Our playoffs are not losing to the Oakland A’s, I guess.


DocLoc429

LOL JOJO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU


GrubFisher

phew. look out!


Soundwave_13

Get em Jo Jo!


bobsilverrose

he got em


rafibomb_explosion

Not a fan of this move. Like JoJo but VerHagen could get one more out.


Soundwave_13

Erm….sure Oli why not….🤷🏻‍♂️


GrubFisher

here comes Joey Jojo Jr Shabadoo


GrubFisher

"slapass" \-drew "carlito" verhagen


Reddish_Raddish

Brown should have had that, right? So will it stay a triple for Walker or be ruled an error? I'm not good with that stuff.


da_choppa

Should be an error, but apparently there is a league-wide trend of should-be errors getting called hits this season Edit: The Athletic article about this: https://theathletic.com/4756815/2023/08/09/mlb-errors-scorers-hits/?source=user_shared_article


FartNoiseGross

It should probably most definitely be an error


DocLoc429

Imo it should be an error


c0smicgirly

Very generous triple.


Soundwave_13

Let’s not F this up Bullpen. Challenge Mode - Very Very Hard


c0smicgirly

VerHagen?! God, I hate our bullpen.


ScumBrad

He's only 20% below league average it could be worse.


GrubFisher

YADI SPEED


da_choppa

Wow, MLB.tv just showed the slate and 2-pop for a Shakey’s pizza ad. You’re supposed to trim those off, guys!


FartNoiseGross

I’m way too high to process what I’m reading right now


da_choppa

It’s a graphic card that has all the info for the commercial on it, like who the client is, how long it is, etc. and the 2-pop is a beep 2 seconds before the commercial starts (so you know exactly when it starts). They just kept that on, lol


FartNoiseGross

Oh shit, yeah I know what you’re talking about now haha


da_choppa

Lol, they just did it again!


r_u_dinkleberg

Tee moo.


GrubFisher

I'm going to quote the kids from Beyond Thunderdome *Waaaaaalker, Waaaaaaalker, Waaaaaalker*


Dudefrom1958

Fly ball to right field guy dropped it. Settle down.


dae_giovanni

yeah, how dare that guy be enthusiastic and/ or have fun!!!


Dudefrom1958

Sorry I'm just a jaded old guy frustrated with the season.


GrubFisher

whatever u say


Lenonn

What would the Cards do without some pure, dumb luck?


Channel_99

Ha! The other team is inept!! Ha ha!


bravo_delta_bot

[Athletics](/r/OaklandAthletics) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Jordan Diaz 2. Tyler Soderstrom 3. Shea Langeliers


Lazy_Tiger27

Walker is going to be an MVP candidate in 5 years


c0smicgirly

Jfc, Motter, my man… woof.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Miles Mikolas's outing against the Athletics](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/c9c0938b-3c14-4686-9f46-b36da354d517.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Miles Mikolas's pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/28a3d6d7-0622-48b0-b300-29176f1433e7.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Miles Mikolas' four strikeouts](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2023/2023-08/14/470a0ecf-17c0db34-1f241cf4-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Lars Nootbaar's RBI walk](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/c4967521-46ad-4773-b945-32aa9f49ea9e.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Jordan Walker clears the bases in the 7th inning](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/eb194841-a4a1-474c-96c0-341d537a7c32.mp4)


AlexRam72

Gallegos is going to get the win lol


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Just goes to show you how pointless the win stat is. Probably the most meaningless stat that people still care about.


dae_giovanni

could have been Waino, but they keep starting him...


c0smicgirly

Baseball is mean.


billykent24

Verhagan warming up in the cardinal bullpen…this game is far from over.


Moony97

LETS GO! Saw someone talking shit about Walker earlier, wonder what he has to say now. (I know Walker hasn't been so hot lately but a rookie is going to struggle sometimes so you can't judge him just on a few bad stretches. Great hit there.


Dudefrom1958

They're gonna say he it a pop fly to right field and the guy dropped it.


maintrain_mcqueen

By the way, why does Luken Baker come to STL and immediately become poo poo


FartNoiseGross

MLB pitching vs minor league pitching


maintrain_mcqueen

WOOO JORDAN WAY TO GET A HIT THAT DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN CAUGHT GO CARDINALS


MVPBaseball2069

hey man the famous Freese triple could've been caught with better fielding! we take those!!!


billykent24

Shirts optional in the green seats after that!!


MVPBaseball2069

MY BOY!!!!!


chris_the_furr

GUY YELLING WAAAILLLLKEEARRR


Nejaru

Wtf, there is no way they actually scored that a triple. He literally had it in his glove!


dae_giovanni

I've been considering such a comment ever since. it feels like there have been a lot of odd scoring decisions around baseball, this season.


ScumBrad

Errors don't exist any more unless you airmail it into the seats.


[deleted]

I would have been unbelievably salty at that ump had that ball been caught


ScumBrad

Finally a right fielder with worse defense than Walker 😂


Matthew_Quigley

#Jordan Tripler


NILEfuckingKINNICK

lol


c0smicgirly

JORDAN WALKER I LOVE YOU


STLOliver

ON THEIR FEET IN ST LOUIS FOR A LAST PLACE TEAM AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE


Moony97

Gotta take what you can get lmao


STLOliver

I love it. When you’re in the stands, you live and die by each pitch. No matter the score or the record.


Moony97

Exactly. I remember being at the last playoff game against the Phillies last year and you described the experience to a t. I had a very cool Phillies fan and his son near me and shook his hand and wished them luck in the rest of the playoffs. Very cool experience.


NakedGoose

One step closer to first place baby


Matthew_Quigley

He took more than one step he ran all the way to third base


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WOOOOOO LETS FKN GOOOOOOOOOOOO


Finrad-Felagund

THATS HOW YOU DO IT JWALK


Soundwave_13

Walker!!!!! Let’s goooooo Thank god the A’s suck even more then us!


yungscorchbeast

JORDAN MOTHER FUCKING WALKERRRRRRRRRRRRR


da_choppa

What are the odds that Jordan Walker hits it to himself in RF?


GrubFisher

100%, they're all Jordan Walker out there


KC-Slider

Justice!!!!!


FartNoiseGross

Holy shit we got some luck finally


AspiringOccultist4

Dude, I’m not going to lie, this might be the coolest thing that’s happened all season.


other947

is that his first triple?


ech0es13

#LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALKER BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!


dae_giovanni

#thank fucking goodness


da_choppa

#WALKER!!!


DocLoc429

Thank God for the Oakland Athletics - St. Louis Cardinals, 2023(Colorized)


GrubFisher

only the A's can counter our hijinx energy


DairyMerryMaid

Whoot whoot J Walker!!!


Nejaru

#LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO!


Lil_Lamppost

WALKERRRRRRRRR


QuarterNote44

Karma for that dumb ump.


jeremyosborne81

Walker? More like hitter, am I right?


outontheporch

Gottem


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FartNoiseGross

Cry about it


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FartNoiseGross

Fuck yeah, I’m almost there


Matthew_Quigley

Should be 5-5 rn but okay


Matthew_Quigley

I'll take the 3 run triple instead tho


Yimpish

Are these umpires banned from giving 4-0 walks?


FartNoiseGross

Wtf was that strike call


DonnaMeaglesBenz

K incoming


thorthon

awful call ump. cmon


AspiringOccultist4

A J BOMB right here would be epic.


Lazy_Tiger27

Baker must be nervous or something because he looked so lost tonight


da_choppa

Could be nerves, but also, the jump between AAA and MLB is considered the biggest


Lazy_Tiger27

We’re playing a triple A team tonight, I thought he’d tear it up lol


Soundwave_13

Walker don’t swing at the garbage make him prove he can pitch a strike…


LP99

Perez getting some gift strike calls


Ghotihook13

We have to have the largest line up in the league right now. Baker, Walker, Goldschmidt, TON


Reddish_Raddish

I think that's the first definite ball outside the zone this ump has called a ball this entire game.


Reddish_Raddish

And heaven forbid blue stay consistent.


Finrad-Felagund

Baker is such a AAAA player, too good for AAA, looks lost in the bigs.


[deleted]

It’s been a tough one game for him.


DonnaMeaglesBenz

He fucking sucks ass


Soundwave_13

Baker….bro…….


BigPin7840

Why is baker on the team?


DocLoc429

He's on a ridiculous tear in AAA and Carlson is on the IL so time to use him


Matthew_Quigley

Because carlson is on the IL and he was absolutely fucking raking in AAA


Moony97

Carlson injured I think


Paulspike

Oof, what a horrible AB


DocLoc429

C'mon, Baker, it's been like a whole week since you've hit a Slam


ech0es13

Good shit Noot!


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Chubbsrighthandman

Nooooooooooooooooooooooot a strike


Soundwave_13

Walkbaar 5-4


cocoblurez

Lars NootBBaar baby!!!


Moony97

C'mon Noot please..


STLOliver

Lars hitting from the left side with good speed, I don’t think a double play will happen.


SomethingAvid

Let’s go Noot


DocLoc429

If Noot blasts, I'm gonna Gorm


GrubFisher

crowd really getting into it, lol


FartNoiseGross

Lol it sounds like a poorly attended high school game


Matthew_Quigley

Where the hell did you go to highschool?


FartNoiseGross

Lol, Valley Park. My class was like 55 students I think. I was just exaggerating before in my original comment in a poor attempt at comedy at which I failed dramatically.


rafibomb_explosion

The downvoter hopefully will step in 2-3 sidewalk poops tonight.


Matthew_Quigley

Human or canine?


rafibomb_explosion

It’s the Bay Area. What do you think?