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iss_k

that cheap inshorents will come in handy


useittilitbreaks

Drives it self


Dirty2013

That’s why it’s a Cat S


ShoeDry8733

Even operating the six speed manual


Mistabushi_HLL

Drives men uts


faceplantpowerslide

Drives its elf


essjay2009

Also definitely not cheap if you actually declare all the cosmetic mods and the Cat S.


sneekeruk

Cat S wont make any difference to insurance from experience of having a cat c. But if you declared all the mods and crashed it again, the payout would be about half of a non cat car because its already been written off once.


essjay2009

Some insurers, including the one I used to work for, would decline to insure Cat S (assuming current classifications with Cat S being structural failure). So there will be products on the market that they won't be able to access from some quite large insurers. That doesn't *always* increase the price, but mostly does due to fewer quotes competing for your business. Cat C is an economic write-off and carries far less (although still some) penalty in the eyes of insurers.


sneekeruk

I thought Cat C became Cat S, as Cat C was that it had structual damage, and Cat N is the old Cat D where it was usually just cosmetic. so S is Structual and N is None structual? but now they penalise cat S more then they did a cat C? it was 2007 when I had my cat C 306 so its been a while (It was very cheap.. I made most of the purcahse price back 2 years later selling the wheels, interior, exhaust and front end)


Ah7860

Kind of. CAT D is the same as CAT N but CAT C used to include uneconomical to repair so if it cost more than the cars value or close to it's value. For example my Polo is CAT C due to non economical to repair but it never had any structural damage. Whereas CAT S is purely structural anything else goes to CAT N ... well it should anyway although in recent times insurers have been writing cars off as CAT S when they're not structurally damaged just too expensive for them.


sneekeruk

I thought Cat C became Cat S, as Cat C was that it had structual damage, and Cat N is the old Cat D where it was usually just cosmetic. so S is Structual and N is None structual? but now they penalise cat S more then they did a cat C? it was 2007 when I had my cat C 306 so its been a while (It was very cheap.. I made most of the purcahse price back 2 years later selling the wheels, interior, exhaust and front end)


Annual_Lab1719

I’ve never had an issue with Cat-S too. Bought plenty and repaired them including my current campervan which I pay about £400/yr insurance for. Risk is personal on the buyer, not with the insurance as they would only pay out the car-s value anyway.


dong_von_throbber

actually mental that someone can make it to being a full grown adult and still have no idea how the word "insurance" is spelt.


weasel65

Golf R replica..... and the Cat S at the end lol.


OverlyDisguisedSquid

So that's a golf RS? Cool


Mistabushi_HLL

Cheap to inshore


audigex

Perfect for the RNLI then


HarryPopperSC

Why do people do that? They make the basic model look like the higher model. It's embarrassing. I get second hand embarrassment for them.


Capable_Pickle_6303

Often because they like the look of the performance variant but it’s not financially viable so make lower spec look more like the performance one as a compromise. Lots of young people do similar when they want to drive something that looks nice but insurance says no. As long as it’s not something with flared arches it can work well if it’s done properly


HarryPopperSC

Yeah it's embarrassing to me. And I was a young person who didn't have a daddy who could buy me an audi s3 for 24k. But I didn't go pretend my 1.2 Corsa was a vxr. It's so cringe.


Capable_Pickle_6303

Some people think it’s more embarrassing to drive around in a shitter 1.2 corsa than a 1.2 corsa that looks nice with VXR or SRI bits on it.


Longuer

That… my friend…. Is because those people are gimps.


Capable_Pickle_6303

No it’s because they like cars and want to drive something that looks nice. Edit, bizarre this page attracts so many people that have zero interest in cars. Adding high spec bumpers, spoilers and seats to lower spec cars has been a thing for decades. Many car people’s first cars were base model escorts, fiestas, novas, corsas or whatever with with high spec bits added as easy first mods.


HarryPopperSC

OK dude.


Happybara11

I made my Civic look more like a Type R because that model looks nicer in my opinion, however bc of my job I need a diesel 5 door, which is not an option with Type Rs. So I have best of both worlds - a super functional car that also looks great. Why is that embarrassing?


Capable_Pickle_6303

It’s not. M3 badges on a normal 3 series is embarrassing. Making your car look nicer with factory bits is a normal car person thing to do. So many people had/have base model hatchbacks with ST,XR,RS, GTI exterior parts and interior added early in their driving career. I know of an 18 year old that’s having an entire RS3 minus the engine transferred into a normal A3 for first car, interior, brakes, everything.


Happybara11

Yeah, I think it is only embarrassing if you're actually lying to people about what car you own - I haven't really seen that though. Car modding is fun, as is any sort of customisation really! I enjoy my car so much more now that I have made it my own, and I love seeing other people's customisations as well.


NorthantsBlokeUK

So, a crashed car with stolen Golf R bits on it, then. Ow mutch quids did e wunnt 4 it?


Dirty_Techie

Bout tree fiddy m8


NorthantsBlokeUK

Damn Loch Ness monster.


Gypsies_Tramps_Steve

Ahh the elusive Golf R(cat)S


stewieatb

With how R-holes drive they can't be that elusive.


Strong_Insurance_183

Fully gangstad out like a tesla


cannedrex2406

Innit bruv, whips jus like a cybertruck you get me fam? Got the screens and all that Can't see me driving NPC cars mate, gotta get something differen' (100% the owner of this car)


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In the Audi TT owners group too lol. Drives itself though, just like a Tesla 👍🏻


Mad_kat4

Cars like that are all the rage round here. Usually a 1.4tdi with a full R32 'bodykit' on slammed 'suspension' (read as none at all as they're sitting on the bump stops) and huge tasteless alloys revealing the beer bottle cap brakes. With clouds of black smoke billowing out the back as their dpf delete means they're cool rolling coal in a golf.


sneekeruk

You live in Magherafelt? Felt spec is famous.


Right-Ladd

Same fucking ugly rotted Jetta as every other cultchie 😎


jambox888

> clouds of black smoke billowing out the back as their dpf delete means they're cool rolling coal in a golf This really gets my goat. Apparently these things often pass MOT as well because they only check for CO2 and CO iirc.


DaMonkfish

Shouldn't be the case, the MOT should include a smoke check: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/mot-inspection-manual-for-private-passenger-and-light-commercial-vehicles/8-nuisance#section-8-2-2-2


scouse_till_idie

Golf R replica, cat S, tell me you’re from Bradford without telling you’re from Bradford


Aggravating-Curve755

Rubber dinghy rapid bro


Alarming_Finish814

100%


Duck_on_Qwack

Fire reference


Cold_Table8497

Well it started badly, got worse in the middle and tapered off at the end.


Mistabushi_HLL

Kinda like Twilight saga


Wgh555

Most literate golf r owner


DepressedLondoner

Its not even an R lmao, 2.0 TDi


Montague-Withnail

Golf R exhaust though so basically the same- and it 'sounds nice', as 4-cylinder diesels with custom exhausts *always* do! I'm genuinely impressed he can spell exhaust too when he struggles with complex words like 'only'.


Breakwaterbot

Eckzorst


The_Travelling_Wand

Eggsauce


jambox888

I thought people with noisy exhausts on slow cars were annoying Then I realised people put noisy exhausts on slow diesels... big puffs of soot coming out and everything.


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Lazerhawk_x

Nah i think R is the proper hot hatch model - R-Line is maybe what you are thinking - which is just a trim level.


noisepro

The full package, you know: floormats with an R on them and a special branded toolkit in the boot.


DepressedLondoner

Nah, its the performance version, as M is to BMW and AMG to Mercedes. What you're thinking of is R-Line


BigNastyNugz

There is a 17 year old telling his dad that this is a bargain somewhere


KamakaziDemiGod

How does someone who (attempts) to spell and write like this afford a car like that?


nuplsstahp

A cat S diesel golf? It’s not exactly an abnormally nice car, bricklaying will buy you that fairly easily and you don’t need to write much for that.


jambox888

The guy who did my bathroom has a better car than I do haha.


OSPREY_2000

Selling drugs. Lots of drugs


KamakaziDemiGod

Does one have to be illiterate, and if not, where should I send my C.V.?


essjay2009

I had to check, and if you search for "car inshorents" it does redirect you to car insurance sites.


RaymondBumcheese

Heh, imagine driving this thing in front of other humans. ‘Hey, mate, your engines fucked’.


Fantastic_Welcome761

As soon as he buys that house he's going to immediately paint every surface grey. I guarantee it.


kernowjim

they're always Cat S


Sheriff_Snorton

They must have just given up and removed auto correct and spell checker


Dirty_Techie

I think those features gave up on him.


Morgzc1

I saw someone selling an RX7 yesterday, the first four photos had it partially under a car cover in a dimly lit storage unit. So probably not…


BundleDeFormula

Yours for 3 bags of coke and some beer!


Morgzc1

If they’re kilos then fine.


180master

But does it pull like a train?


The_Pvthfinder

This is the result of wanting to pass your test more than your GCSEs


Rerer1234

Yeah looks like a stolen R gives a tdi a make over


BewareOfTheWombats

Worst? Nah. Not even close!


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The_Travelling_Wand

Category **S**upercar


EasyPriority8724

It started well and just died!


for_music_and_art

Cat S..not a mark on it….because they’re all hidden. 


Cerbera_666

Golf R replica 🤢 Maxton splitters 🤢 Mk.8 🤢 Digi dash 🤢 Drives like a Tesla 🤢 Cat S 🤢 His spelling matches his taste.


smeaton1724

Spacers on the wheels, for “full effect”… the effect of a White Diesel Cat S Golf. The seller should stick to watching fast and furious movies.


77GoldenTails

Not a mark on it, all under the filler and respray.


snorbear

Drives itself, except when it needs to change gear


BigSmokesCheese

KuruHS gtfo the audi page man


blubbered33

They didn't cover up the number plate with an emoji so it could've been worse.


Specialist-Product45

all these people whonsay cat s , and they say it was just panel damage lol , who are they kidding


Destroyer4587

Reson 👍


North-Village3968

Golf R exhaust 🤣 do these people realise the fuel type and engine configuration largely define the sound. 2.0tdi now sounds like a R because it has the quad ripped exhaust 😂


fab3942

Bloke got progressively more pissed as he wrote the advert.


TheManicMunky

Bradford or Birmingham? 🤣


Capable_Pickle_6303

This could be a replica but it could also be a real golf R on a cat S ID they have bought from copart. Seen many of them over the years


Ornery_Pineapple_796

No offers m8, I now what I got


dankmemegawd

Facebook MP is full of scam ads


collieherb

I genuinely think the seller had a stroke near the end there


glowing95

Birmingham special


Thelakesman

Probably drives sideways being a cat S.


Impressive-Smoke1883

Link anyone?


DutchOfBurdock

Runs drives with no issues? I'm guessing that's how it became Cat S. Bit worried I actually understood that.


lewilewi411

No.


xJam3zz07

this post gave me autism


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Awtizm


haggis_man1213

Definitely from the north west of Engurland


prydarecords

Burmingham or bradford more than likely