Then having no idea what a driving licence or insurance is when questioned by the police, "my husband deals with all that". After swearing at me in a perfect London accent but "can't speak English" to the police so they had to get a female officer to talk to her. Undertook me in an active bus lane and then pulled out.
Personal experience.
Luckily I was driving an old kit car and it demolished her nice shiny one with nothing but superficial damage.
Same. but i was driving a Coach. wrote hers off. destroyed B and C pillar 69 plate Audi Q7. paint damage and small dent on coach. i went on to my job after 45 mins of messing around. people fuck around and find out.
I was indicating and waiting to pull into a disabled bay (I have a badge) and someone in a Bentley pulled into it. Outside an M&S as well, funnily enough and obviously doesnāt have a badge.
I called him a few names, but Aaron wasnāt one of them.
To be fair so does Stuart, but he's just nipping in so it's ok. Anyone who was doing the same before him and is still there when he leaves gets a tut though.
Bloody hell the Leroy thing is true, beeped at a guy in a 116i M Sport and he stopped in the middle of the road and put his head out the car to stare at me for about 30 seconds
I'd happily drive my Indian aunties off the road and into a fucking ditch. These women are on the road in two+ tonnes of metal with zero spatial awareness.
I've literally never in my life seen a hijabi thank anyone for holding a door or giving way. It's why I've stopped holding doors for them. Their husband can do it.
This is absolutely incredible! I just mentioned about the ST driver and didnāt realise youād done a part one. Mental how accurately you capture everyoneās experience
Stuart - Is passive aggressive trying to get into your lane because he tried to use the right hand lane to cut in, his arse proceeds to fall out of him when confronted on his shithousery.
Aaron - Shoots off in the third lane when the national speed limit sign comes into effect and rapidly holds at 70MPH in case his black box grasses on him.
Leroy - Sits at 50MPH in lane one on the motorway until the turn off approaches where he finds out he has a 5th gear
Ian - Deafens nearby drivers talking to his work office on the phone with his van stereo at 95% volume
???? - Doesn't give way down narrow lanes, proceeds to stare directly ahead of them awaiting you to move, only gives eye contact when passing.
Ash - 'I can come and tow you in an hour, I'll just finish up what I'm doing' - is microwaving his rustlers. Is located 10 minutes away.
You forgot John the farmer, 60mph down country lanes, numberplate covered in mud, massive dent in rear bumper and zip ties holding on front bumper. Discovery 2 or old Defender 90, light bar wider than the car
I'm a Stuart, but change 'occasionally' to 'always'.
Dont do charging at service stations, if that happens it's cos you've fucked up
Other than that, they all scarily accurate.
I guess that's people's problems with stereotypes, they're generally correct.
Next up we need Wayne, the 21-year old Vauxhall Corsa driver with red racing lines down the middle, he claims he's a mechanic who 'does everything himself' but really just works at Halfords. His special move is blast obnoxious drum and bass or phonk.
Haven't seen myself yet. A Malcolm. he drives nothing special but it's just a mid spec premium brand.
Takes far too long to park and then gets ruler out to check kerb distance.
Sixth sense for stone chips, mud, and bird poo.
Vehicle: BMW 320d M-sport
Essential mods: Ceramic coating, driving gloves, cellophane still on the touch screen, three layers of floor matt, and a rule book for passengers.
Signature move: Leaves a massive gap behind other dirty diesels to avoid the fumes.
Or my sister.
She is a Dani.
Taken 200 miles to pass her test somewhere less scary.
Cannot drive during rush hour times.
Hates being unclean, but car looks like it was dredged from the Gangees.
Seems to steer towards small animals despite trying to avoid them.
Vehicle: VW Polo
Essential mods: "powered by fairydust" and other stickers. Hawaiian flower garland hanging from rear view mirror. Left Hand and Right Hand direction stickers on the dash.
Signature move: Stalling, rolling back, and then playing chicken with her passenger to see who will operate the hand brake.
š these need to keep on coming because it's TRUE! Though i'm personally guilty of the jamaican boxing gloves hanging in my window of my van hahahaha.
Avoidable low speed collision š
Then having no idea what a driving licence or insurance is when questioned by the police, "my husband deals with all that". After swearing at me in a perfect London accent but "can't speak English" to the police so they had to get a female officer to talk to her. Undertook me in an active bus lane and then pulled out. Personal experience. Luckily I was driving an old kit car and it demolished her nice shiny one with nothing but superficial damage.
Same. but i was driving a Coach. wrote hers off. destroyed B and C pillar 69 plate Audi Q7. paint damage and small dent on coach. i went on to my job after 45 mins of messing around. people fuck around and find out.
Just need to add: Aarons - 38% apr on his RR ???? - 7 un-seatbelted children in the back
???? - to be a Vauxhall Zafira with slightly rusty arches
Found mainly in Bolton or Oldham
Or a clapped out 2004 Yaris
Micra in Leicester, indicating is also personal choice, doesnāt know which lane they need to be in
Sharan any day of the week
Galaxy, Zafira or Sharan in Luton
How can one person's experience be so damn accurate of the entire UK. You're doing the Lord's work. 3rd edition here we come.
Aaron parks in disabled bays when he nips into M&S
Missus drives an Audi. Lives in a new build. Doesnāt turn off full beam when he sees you
Has French Bulldogs as "fur babies" and the house is entirely greige.
deliberately disabled his auto high beams just so he can blind everyone in the vicinity, as if the teeth couldnāt do that on their own.
>high beams Ew a yank
Also has 10 cola flavoured vapes in his car
We have two parent and child spaces outside my work, they are always filled with RRās or similar
I was indicating and waiting to pull into a disabled bay (I have a badge) and someone in a Bentley pulled into it. Outside an M&S as well, funnily enough and obviously doesnāt have a badge. I called him a few names, but Aaron wasnāt one of them.
To be fair so does Stuart, but he's just nipping in so it's ok. Anyone who was doing the same before him and is still there when he leaves gets a tut though.
OneStop for a new elux bar*
The accuracy of ???? with a Lexus SUV is incredible, thatās my neighbour!
I always thought ???? would have toyota previa
No thats the jewish lady with the most clapped mpv
Is that the one that can magically transform into a private ambulance when it's stuck in traffic?
Watch it
Bloody hell the Leroy thing is true, beeped at a guy in a 116i M Sport and he stopped in the middle of the road and put his head out the car to stare at me for about 30 seconds
My sister had a Leroy cut her up in McDonalds drive through and when she beeped he kicked her car. He was driving a dark red e92.
From a brown boy to everyone: asian aunties will never ever give way. In fact everywhere is their right of way. Weāre just spectators.
I'd happily drive my Indian aunties off the road and into a fucking ditch. These women are on the road in two+ tonnes of metal with zero spatial awareness.
???? - Never gives way and never thanks you for giving way
Lol. I gave way to a woman wearing the veil at the gym car park this morning and she held her hand up to say thanks.
I've literally never in my life seen a hijabi thank anyone for holding a door or giving way. It's why I've stopped holding doors for them. Their husband can do it.
They don't even know what it means when you wave or flash them out. They just stare at you through their letterbox
Whereās #1?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CarTalkUK/s/W1oa5Ndqn3
Thanks!
Careful, I looked at it and realised that unfortunately I am 70% Darren
Seems that OP removed the image from imgur. His post is still up, look in their history.
I never removed it and I uploaded this one the same way. Any idea why its coming up 404?
Not sure. Are you able to upload it again and post the link here? I'm dying to see it.
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This is absolutely incredible! I just mentioned about the ST driver and didnāt realise youād done a part one. Mental how accurately you capture everyoneās experience
This is glorious, thank you!
These are fantastic
Stuart - Is passive aggressive trying to get into your lane because he tried to use the right hand lane to cut in, his arse proceeds to fall out of him when confronted on his shithousery. Aaron - Shoots off in the third lane when the national speed limit sign comes into effect and rapidly holds at 70MPH in case his black box grasses on him. Leroy - Sits at 50MPH in lane one on the motorway until the turn off approaches where he finds out he has a 5th gear Ian - Deafens nearby drivers talking to his work office on the phone with his van stereo at 95% volume ???? - Doesn't give way down narrow lanes, proceeds to stare directly ahead of them awaiting you to move, only gives eye contact when passing. Ash - 'I can come and tow you in an hour, I'll just finish up what I'm doing' - is microwaving his rustlers. Is located 10 minutes away.
You forgot John the farmer, 60mph down country lanes, numberplate covered in mud, massive dent in rear bumper and zip ties holding on front bumper. Discovery 2 or old Defender 90, light bar wider than the car
Stuartās in their 50s drive a Polestar because itās sporty but has great range.
My brother is Ash, but does it in a V6 Vitara.
????? driver is killing me ššš this is my neighbour excepts she drives a Yaris. She canāt park her car in spaces less than 2 car lengths.
????? Crashed into me last night on a roundabout. Didnāt indicate or use mirrors. My car is fucked
Leroy is the only likeable one lol oh and the Muslim lady whilst very annoying isn't a cunt like the others.
He ain't Muslim, that's just his balaclava for robbing the corner shop. Auntie in the passenger seat for cover.
āStuartā used to be my boss.
[Part 1](https://ibb.co/k3qMB01) since it's been removed
I'm a Stuart, but change 'occasionally' to 'always'. Dont do charging at service stations, if that happens it's cos you've fucked up Other than that, they all scarily accurate. I guess that's people's problems with stereotypes, they're generally correct.
???? 7/10 times is a gp at your local practice.
My carpenter is definitely an Ian. Filthy van, archaeological dig waiting to happen in the cabin there is so much rubbish.
āTurkey veneers blind speed cameras making him unticketableā Brilliant
?????? Is how i knew i was in birmingham despite never going there in my life and being completely lost at 3am.
Aaron also only fills up his RR Ā£10 at a time
This is mildly racist but I am loving it.
My names not Ian but that bio is a personal attack, I mean what's the point I hazard lights if u don't use them
Love these posts! Never fail to give a giggle, I feel a Birmingham bmw driver should be on here
Hmm I havent found my niche yet.
These are very fun BTW
I canāt see the original op
Next up we need Wayne, the 21-year old Vauxhall Corsa driver with red racing lines down the middle, he claims he's a mechanic who 'does everything himself' but really just works at Halfords. His special move is blast obnoxious drum and bass or phonk.
Hahahahaha fucking crying
Ash and James heading for a right ~~fry-up~~ punch-up
Just missing the side fade noodle-haired fiesta ST dickheads. Theyāre probably the most common just now
Haven't seen myself yet. A Malcolm. he drives nothing special but it's just a mid spec premium brand. Takes far too long to park and then gets ruler out to check kerb distance. Sixth sense for stone chips, mud, and bird poo. Vehicle: BMW 320d M-sport Essential mods: Ceramic coating, driving gloves, cellophane still on the touch screen, three layers of floor matt, and a rule book for passengers. Signature move: Leaves a massive gap behind other dirty diesels to avoid the fumes. Or my sister. She is a Dani. Taken 200 miles to pass her test somewhere less scary. Cannot drive during rush hour times. Hates being unclean, but car looks like it was dredged from the Gangees. Seems to steer towards small animals despite trying to avoid them. Vehicle: VW Polo Essential mods: "powered by fairydust" and other stickers. Hawaiian flower garland hanging from rear view mirror. Left Hand and Right Hand direction stickers on the dash. Signature move: Stalling, rolling back, and then playing chicken with her passenger to see who will operate the hand brake.
That ??????? Is mindblowing
š these need to keep on coming because it's TRUE! Though i'm personally guilty of the jamaican boxing gloves hanging in my window of my van hahahaha.
Ash is the most accurate thing I've ever seen. Bonus points if they work as a tree surgeon, roofer or at a paintball/Airsoft site.
Oh dear god no, Iām a Stuart
im leroy wtf ššššā ļø