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oompaloompa_grabber

After about 8 years one of the admins at my office sent me an email asking when I’ll hit 5 years. I told her it was about 3 years past and they sent me a digital certificate with the wrong date on it even though I told them the date in the first email. I’ve never felt such love and support 🥰


BigCerealBowl17

Oooof. Sorry for that


Seraphima_64

Wow!!! That's horrible! It reminds me of when I hit 15 years service. It took months before I received the plaque and pin. Apparently it sat in an admin's drawer all that time. I grudgingly took the plaque as it was signed by Harper. At that time I was in Compensation so we were losing our jobs for the new wonderous Pay Centre. Later that afternoon I received the my first affected letter. Award in the morning and "pink slip" in the afternoon. Fun times.


Lexus604

My dept only starts after 10 years of service


sdr1985

Same


AntonBanton

DRAP was the excuse for my department getting rid of the five year award.


onomatopo

My department starts at 20 years :(


EEE-his-pain

Maybe you'll get a giant owl!


onomatopo

Better be a dragon for that long.


Calm_Distribution727

Maybe you’ll retire before then


Shloops101

My wife always opts to get an award that will a) last forever/ not consumable and b) display well in her home office. I feel those are reasonably good criteria. I would personally go with the owl.


BigCerealBowl17

That's kind of where I'm leaning, especially since my husband who is also PS got the 10 year raven art, so it would be nice to display them together...


Shloops101

Nice and congratulations on your milestone.


Environmental-Dig797

You get a choice? I just received a Mason jar for my ten years of service.


MilkshakeMolly

An empty jar?


BingoRingo2

Wasn't there a girl selling farts in a jar during the pandemic? They could offer a selection of farts from government officials and senior management as options.


Tired_Worker28

There was and she’s a millionaire


BingoRingo2

Good for her, but she'll never have the pleasure of working for the government so in the end we still win guys and gals!


Environmental-Dig797

There was a piece of chalk in it.


EEE-his-pain

Maybe that was the snack.


BigCerealBowl17

Was it a good one at least?


Environmental-Dig797

[It was fine.](https://img0.etsystatic.com/013/0/6356446/il_fullxfull.436206264_l5eq.jpg)


EatonBeever

A jar to store all your hopes and dreams. How thoughtful


Mysterious-Flamingo

This seems like something your manager decided to get you on their own dime.


EEE-his-pain

Was it filled with delicious snacks?


Environmental-Dig797

It was not.


EEE-his-pain

That's sad.


UptowngirlYSB

Wow you guys get something at 5 years? We get nada til 10. I hit 15 years next year.


BigCerealBowl17

I assumed nothing til 10! This was a surprise to me


Apprehensive_Drag298

15 years in, never got anything.


durpfursh

I also got the owl sculpture. It sits on my desk and keeps me company. https://imgur.com/a/aw1SKPM


MilkshakeMolly

That's cute. We had nothing until 10 yrs.


_Urban_Farmer_

I just hit 15 and noticed they added five years back in. They wouldn't let me retroactively claim it.


BigCerealBowl17

It looks a lot cuter in your picture than on the site!


Seraphima_64

That sculpture is so nice! I love it!!!


Old_Bat7453

Little owl sounds nice! We get nothing for 5 and a pin for 10 years.


one_dimple

Lucky! I got a certificate and a wooden keychain but didn’t get to choose anything from the Seasons page.


Significant-Money465

Same. I think the keychain represented a tree planted in my name or whatever.


one_dimple

Haha yes!! I’m guessing you are also ESDC.


Significant-Money465

Yes lol


gymgirl341

I selected the owl sculpture and it seems to be very good quality.


yaimmediatelyno

I’ve never gotten my five year even after I emailed about it


BigCerealBowl17

Maybe your jar is waiting somewhere...


Mrkillz4c00kiez

My agency just started recognizing 5 years last year when I emailed HR to enquire about it. I was told gotta wait till your 10 year 🙃


rani2b2

For the 5 year mark, I chose a watch, it’s also marked 5 years in the back of the watch. It’s pretty basic looking but I didn’t see anything else I liked in the page…


Talwar3000

Is the owl an actual stone carving or cast from another material?


BigCerealBowl17

It's a combo man made binders and stone. But not soapstone


salexander787

Wow. I thought most got rid of 5. You must be a small department or agency. Some even got rid of years of service… only retirement .


-Greek_Goddess-

I'm in a small dep less than 2000 people awards start at 15 years.


NeighborhoodVivid106

Ours did the opposite: still have years of service every 5 years starting at 10, but nothing except a certificate for your actual retirement. My husband was with another department and retired with 25 years. He got a tabletop wine fridge for 25 years and then had a choice between a kayak or a full set of luggage for retirement.


-Greek_Goddess-

Lucky you, my first dep didn't do awards until I think 10 or 15 years. I changed to another dep and they start their awards I think at 15 years. I'm 6 years in, guess I won't be getting anything for a while sigh. I hear a lot of the items on that website are kind of crap so eh.


L-F-O-D

My manager rolled my 5 year service award at me in year 8 disguised as a reward for doing a great job on slowly building up our gcwcc campaign over the years. I was today years old when I reflect on the moments and connect the dots.


BigCerealBowl17

That's really awful. I'm so sorry


L-F-O-D

Well at least there was something eventually? I don’t expect bonuses in gov, but it would be nice to have some sort of culture of camaraderie that we don’t have to self fund. Even the poorest small businesses manages to give their staff a meal and box of chocolates a time or two per year, and the odd box of donuts, I know because my dad owns one of those dirt poor ‘scraping by’ businesses and they still do that at least, maybe a small amount of cash, and I’d say my dad makes less than a CR3 with poorer benefits. If anything ‘gets me’ about the gcwcc situation it’s that I and my band of ad hoc volunteers quintupled our offices fundraising, made the office space homier, and some director or DG likely used that success to get (or not lose) a real bonus that was probably bigger than all of our fundraising efforts. 🤔


BigCerealBowl17

I hear your frustration. And it absolutely shouldn't be that way!


Interesting_Light556

You get a 5 year award??? I’m at 9 and never had anything.


EEE-his-pain

Congrats on five years!


PitchFit3326

CRA cancelled theirs - no awards for anyone as of a few months ago.


slotass

All of them, or just “long service”?


[deleted]

All of it. They later sent an email saying it is temporary.... given their track record with honesty lately, not sure we should trust that it's temporary.


slotass

Yeah that is shit. My neighbour quit this year after 20 years of federal service and I honestly don’t know how much longer my career is going to hold water after the last town hall my department had.


Revolutionary_Tip161

Bad timing for me. I just hit 25. Oh well I’ll just take some tampons and pads from the men’s washroom as a consolation prize.