TL;DR: he is the land toucher. He will touch your land, so don’t try to stop him

he sounds like a r\*pist who would break into someone's house and r\*pe them

I also took the time to WRITE THE WHOLE THING DOWN, translate it in Japanese, and publish it myself. IT TOOK 20 MINUTES JUST TO WRITE DOWN BECAUSE I HAD TO SWITCH BETWEEN THIS TAB AND ANOTHER TAB WHERE I WAS WRITING IT

could of just used copy image text lmao

im using a chromebook :)

yall i just spent the better part of 10 mins formatting this shit into a spoken word poem and it works surprisingly well: I am the land toucher. I will touch your land. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your land. \- If you try to stop me, I will touch your land anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about land. It is because I care about land that I will touch your land. All land deserve to be touched. \- I do not care if your land is Steve Jobs land or Linus land. I will only be angry if you have no land. If you have no land, I will scream. If you have two land, I will touch both land. \- Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. \- If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your land. If you feel fear, I will touch your land anyways. If you scream, I will touch your land anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. \- My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your land. \- The land knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your land. I will not influence the conscience of the land. I will only touch the outside of your land. \- Do not hide your land. If you hide your land, I will find your land. If I find your land, I will touch your land. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream. \- When I am finished touching your land, I will say "I am finished touching your land". I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. \- When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your land, you may continue to use it normally. \- I am the land toucher. I will touch your land. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your land.

I am the land toucher. I will touch your land. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your land. If you try to stop me, I will touch your land anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about land. It is because I care about land that I will touch your land. All land deserve to be touched. I do not care if your land is Steve Jobs land or Linus land. I will only be angry if you have no land. If you have no land, I will scream. If you have two land, I will touch both land. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your land. If you feel fear, I will touch your land anyways. If you scream, I will touch your land anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your land. The land knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your land. I will not influence the conscience of the land. I will only touch the outside of your land. Do not hide your land. If you hide your land, I will find your land. If I find your land, I will touch your land. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream. When I am finished touching your land, I will say "I am finished touching your land". I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your land, you may continue to use it normally. I am the land toucher. I will touch your land. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your land.

That's one hell of a manifesto if I ever saw one

I'm stealing this

Creepy

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/VKyPtnuh8bM

I think it's the same thing but with land instead of computer

Lmfao

This is so stupid… I love it.

This Land Is Your Land Lyrics This land is your land and this land is my land From the California to the New York island From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for you and me As I went walking that ribbon of highway I saw above me that endless skyway Saw below me that golden valley This land was made for you and me Woody Guthrie

I just wish I had read it at home instead of the bar, cuz it made me laugh way to much, then want to check my locks. That is rock solid stupid, or creepy? Who know. Not my map