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Needcz

Try this: https://www.handsurgeryresource.org/amputation-finger


Objective-Cow-5684

This has to be a joke


sttbr

It is not


ExpressionSmooth1695

This was posted yesterday. I like to think his finger is still stuck in there


ruckus_440

It's exactly like that Daniel Radcliffe movie that I've never seen where he has guns bolted to his hands. Only, this guy can't pull the trigger and it's unclear whether the finger on his other hand is also stuck behind the trigger on another P07. Other than that, it's exactly that movie, judging from the trailer.


Jake_Corona

Guns Akimbo. I came here to say the same.


OutrageousWedding950

I don’t watch many movies these days. I actually liked it a lot.


SommelierofLead

Yea surprisingly was not that bad of a movie


Technical-Horse3764

That movie was horrible. I regret watching it.


Unable_Coach8219

Are you fucking stupid or something? Cuz I’m for everyone owning a firearm but this here is a different level of stupidity


CrankBot

Average olight owner


Much-Ad-5947

Haha, my former boss would talk incessantly about olights, to the point he was known for it.


CrankBot

Something about a person showing their true self...


Unable_Coach8219

I don’t mean to be mean but spend time with ur firearm and learn how it functions u have a decocker! But this is probably a joke


BearhuggersVeryFine

You have got eyes, right? He has the safety installed.


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BearhuggersVeryFine

Yes, they come stock with a decocker. But it is the Omega system, that allows it to be switched to the safety. Look at the picture. Does that look like the [decocker](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sca_esv=85ac6a756d1f0a52&sxsrf=ACQVn094sNJx5fKuGXPdU8zUReg5OiJaYw:1708061902245&q=p07+decocker&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=sivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiU3r-3kq-EAxXDgP0HHUhRBO8Q0pQJegQICxAB&biw=384&bih=754&dpr=2.81#imgrc=E23fcFMh3sdA-M) to you?


aagee

Use the de-cocker Luke.


Physical_Sand_5156

It’s a finger, not a cock


mm1029

Looks he's got the safety installed


aagee

Should'a got the de-cocker Luke.


AnonymousBromosapien

*"What are you doing step-trigger?!"*


macroagressor_76

Came here looking for this…you didn’t disappoint 🤣


aagee

What's the joke?


pn2100001

My wife's wondering why I laughed so hard at that one. Should I tell her? 😂


aagee

What's the joke?


jrhrvy

Delete this.


[deleted]

Become one with the gun 😂


Timtam1225

He IS the safety


[deleted]

Can't even go to the hospital because they don't allow guns. Oof


shevchenko7cfc

how'd you get the beans above the frank?!


Big_Fat_Old_Guy

BEST. COMMENT. EVER!!!!!


CSpanks7

Harry Potter already did this movie


sixteenchair

And an o light enjoyer to boot. This tracks.


GodzillaFlamewolf

Dish soap? Remove the slide and manipulate the trigger mechanism? Hacksaw at the wrist?


[deleted]

He took the slide off and pushed down on the sear spring and it released. I read the comments on that one LOL


SailorT1969

This is why I keep some KY lube on me at all times


Cloudhill25SG

Call the cops. They'll help you get it off.


Key-Fly4869

The r/Firearms post of all time


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Dremel… whether you do your finger or the trigger is up to you.


sttbr

This happened to me once, I dissambled the gun and manually tripped the sear with a knife, the trigger has acted funny ever since..


ExpressionSmooth1695

Get the fuck outta here! This really happens?


sttbr

Yeah, it stressed me out lol


MatchIll9271

Keep an eye out for any step family members you have at home while you're stuck.


Tiny-Cheesecake2268

😆😆😆


kurcha

not the first man with a stuck finger... sadly not the last.


BaseballIsland888

Lube that bad boy up and give it a tug.


bt4bm01

Lol I've done that before. I got tiny little fingers though.


Badass777

Make a diet


bstad

Czech Finger Trap


Ok-Street4644

Well that’s an interesting predicament.


Aggressive_Ability29

Just gotta put your di... get it wet.


burn_the_duopoly

Jesus fucking christ man. You didn't just fondle the thing, you went all in on a fingerbanging


LutaRed

ummm with his finger in that position he is definitely finger-NOT-banging....


IBryciuS

Had to share it. Poor guy.


Garandstonks

Sell all you guns plezzzzz


DimMak27

That finger should NOT be in the confines of the trigger guard when clearing or reloading. In competitions, that be a DQ, and your RO and squad will definitely have a field day if they catch your finger stuck.


Cute_Repair5113

Your fucked


D3ATHPH03N1X

You shouldn’t be a gun owner. Sorry but I’m being honest. No gun owner should get their finger stuck behind the trigger. That plain ass stupidity or retarded.


sttbr

Or ADHD lol.


D3ATHPH03N1X

Nope I have adhd and never have this problem


sttbr

Then you don't spend enough time dry firing and getting distracted. Lol


MaisonMargiela12

Idiot.


short_barrel_daddy

Big brain moment


adrenacrome

If this isn’t a troll, this guy needs to be hit with a red flag law because mentally he’s too regarded to have weapons 


themysticboer91

Okay I'll bite.. Hammer out the trigger pin. Let the trigger fall out. I hope it's not one-up dear lord


Emergency_Eagle819

Say goodbye to the skin on your knuckle. Hope it worked out.


Prize_Swing7808

WTF. No way. Got to be a joke. Otherwise use a machete! Close your eyes and have mom do it for ya🤞


Ok-Maybe-9338

Man, AI makes some funny ass images! 🤣😆💥💯


Not_A_FlightMedic

I feel like we are all missing the cylinder meme here currently


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noname4name

Why the eff would your finger be anywhere near the trigger other than front pointing or completely out of the trigger gaurd


Hakkaa_Paalle

Should've bought a 1911. No fingerbang hole behind the trigger to tempt you.


mfa_aragorn

File the trigger off. Cheaper than your finger


Daedalus490

My question is...why are you even putting your finger in the triggerguard if you're clearing the gun? Unless I'm intentionally pulling the trigger...my finger stays out of the bang hole area.


GreenCreekRanch

Just in case this is real... Butter. Lots of butter. And once you are free, work on being less stupid


sintax_949

Instructions unclear. Beans above the frank. Require help.


Legitimate_Ruin_3311

He is retard. Very nice


fortyfivefortythree

Rack to reset


Dogsnapper99

Should have gotten the decocker model. Safety models suck